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| 1 | The 32nd Annual American Broadcasters So...  | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The 32nd Annual American Broadcasters Society Awards Banquet
Awards ceremony where WNYX wins them all.
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| 2 | American Broadcaster Society Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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American Broadcaster Society Awards
Also known as ABSA. Professional organization that hosts an annual awards banquet.
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| 3 | Badger Jam '88 | Events | Concerts |
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Badger Jam '88
Concert featuring the final appearance of Dave's old all-male a cappella quartet, Chock Full O' Notes.
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| 4 | Beth & Lisa | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth & Lisa
Beth When Stewie's around, you still want to shake your bunnymaker.
Lisa: I do not, and the word is moneymaker.
Beth: Hello, I know, it's another new one I made up.
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| 5 | Beth & Lisa | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth & Lisa
Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I'd go absolutely bitchcakes.
Lisa: Bitchcakes?" Beth: "I just made that up. You think it's gonna catch on?
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| 6 | The Crested North American Quitter | Living Things | Animals |
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The Crested North American Quitter
Bird from Bill's joke. Bill: "Oh, what have we here, a quitter?" Dave: "No. I just really need to write this speech." Bill: "Do I hear the plaintive cry of the crested North American quitter?" Dave: "Bill, please." Bill: "Quit, quit, quit, coo! Quit, quit, coo!"
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| 7 | Dave, Matthew & Joe | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dave, Matthew & Joe
Dave: Hey, guys. What's going on? You playing hallway soccer? Trash can basketball? Hey, does this have anything to do with that coffee cup that's been on top of this light fixture the last few days? What do you call this game?
Matthew and Joe: Who can get the coffee cup off the top of the light fixture.
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| 8 | Electronic Maintenance Technician of the... | Recognition | Awards |
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Electronic Maintenance Technician of the Year
Award Joe wins at the 32nd Annual American Broadcasters Society Awards Banquet.
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| 9 | Grizzlies | Sports | School Mascots |
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Grizzlies
Dave's high school mascot.
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| 10 | Hallway Soccer | Sports | Sports |
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Hallway Soccer
Game Matthew and Joe play at work. Dave: "Hey, guys. What's going on? You playing hallway soccer? Trash can basketball? Hey, does this have anything to do with that coffee cup that's been on top of this light fixture the last few days? What do you call this game?" Matthew and Joe: "Who can get the coffee cup off the top of the light fixture."
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| 11 | Jimmy James | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jimmy James
Jimmy James: "That's what happens when you empty a man's bank account and ruin his credit rating. Blackball him so he can't ever get a job. I call it my deluxe severance package."
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| 12 | Jimmy James | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jimmy James
Jimmy James: I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.
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| 13 | Jimmy James' nemesis' name, as well as L... | Trivia | Questions |
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Jimmy James' nemesis' name, as well as Lisa's love interest and eventual husband.
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Johnny Johnson |
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Billy Williamson |
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Hank Henry |
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| 14 | King-of-the-world-itis | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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King-of-the-world-itis
Uncontrollable desire to stand on the bow of the ship and yell, "I'm king of the world!"
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| 15 | Lisa | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa
Lisa: Johnny, our paths have diverged. I'm a journalist. You're a wino. Just get outta here, ok. Go! Scram!
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| 16 | Lisa & Beth | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lisa & Beth
Lisa: Where are you going?
Beth: I'm going to go fax my new words around, see how long it takes them to show up on Melrose Place. Catch you later, B-cakes. That's the street version.
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| 17 | Name of the sled that Mr. James buys, th... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Name of the sled that Mr. James buys, thinking it's the famous Rosebud sled from the movie Citizen Kane.
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Rose Bush |
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Rose Byrne |
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Rose Bowl |
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| 18 | National Junior High Student Council Con... | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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National Junior High Student Council Convention
The new office intern tells Dave that he was inspired to go into radio after hearing Dave speak at the National Junior High Student Council Convention.
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| 19 | Robots | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Robots
Future baseball team that Beth tells Joe won the World Series, pretty much from 2147 on.
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| 20 | Segment Producer of the Year for an All-... | Recognition | Awards |
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Segment Producer of the Year for an All-new Station
Award Lisa wins at the 32nd Annual American Broadcasters Society Awards Banquet.
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| 21 | Space Dollars | Money | Currency |
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Space Dollars
The new future currency in space.
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| 22 | Trash Can Basketball | Sports | Sports |
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Trash Can Basketball
Game Matthew and Joe play at work. Dave: "Hey, guys. What's going on? You playing hallway soccer? Trash can basketball? Hey, does this have anything to do with that coffee cup that's been on top of this light fixture the last few days? What do you call this game?" Matthew and Joe: "Who can get the coffee cup off the top of the light fixture."
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| 23 | Turds in a Blanket | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Turds in a Blanket
Dish from Bill's joke: Nobody cares how beautiful the soufflee is if the appetizer is turds in a blanket.
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| 24 | Untitled  | Themes | Beast 2 |
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| 25 | What is Bill's first name? | Trivia | Name Game |
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What is Bill's first name?
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