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| 1 | Adina Hernandez & Jingle the Elf   | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adina Hernandez & Jingle the Elf
Adina Hernandez: Now, Jingle. Did you tell the other elves on March 14th that Chris was magic?
Jingle: No, Ma'am, I did not.
Adina Hernandez: You never? Not once?
Jingle: No, Ma'am.
 
 
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| 2 | Amilite | Matter | Colors |
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Amilite
Farrow & Ball paint colour, named after the fossils often found on the Dorsett coast. Skit New Paint.
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| 3 | Announcer  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer
Announcer: If you liked Inglourious Basterds? and Django Unchained, then get ready for the ultimate historical revenge fantasy. Djesus Uncrossed: He's risen from the dead, and he's preaching anything but forgiveness. He may be wearing sandals, but he can still kick ass!
 
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| 4 | Announcer & Celebrities | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer & Celebrities
Announcer: That's right - your pin can make a statement about whatever is most important to you, like -
Celebrity: "Love is love".
Celebrity: "Protect democracy".
Celebrity: "Free Ellen".
Celebrity: "Ceasefire now".
Celebrity: "Pay teachers more".
Celebrity: "We have the meats".
Celebrity: or, for vegans - "We no have no meats".
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| 5 | Baby Yoda | Quotes | Quotes |
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Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda: Baby Groot, we ain't friends. I know you still talking smack about me and I just want to ay, your Tik Toks are cringe, bro. My bro's like, yo you see this? I was like, yep. Honestly, it's all love, I'm not a hater. But if you say my name one more time, I'll kill you.
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| 6 | Bears | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Bears
Youth baseball team from multiple episodes..
 
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| 7 | Best Performance that Reminded Ethan of ... | Recognition | Awards |
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Best Performance that Reminded Ethan of Moments from Ethan's Past
Award at teenager Ethan's alternate Oscars movie awards ceremony, the Ethans.
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| 8 | Bill Clinton | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton: Hey, who are you? I used to be the president.
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| 9 | Bill Clinton | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton: You got it made in the shade with pink lemonade, and I do mean pink.
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| 10 | The Chef Hat Killer | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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The Chef Hat Killer
Mass Murderer.
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| 11 | Chevy Chase | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase: Good evening. I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
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| 12 | Chocolate and Sardine Milkshake | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Chocolate and Sardine Milkshake
Secret Dougie family recipe.
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| 13 | Chris Farley & Norm Peterson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris Farley & Norm Peterson
Chris Farley: Oh my hod that bear ripped off their heads like so much volleyball.
Norm Peterson: Like so much volleyball? Who are you - the mighty Thor?
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| 14 | Confidence Con | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Confidence Con
Self-help convention is Sioux Falls.
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| 15 | Corgis | Sports | School Mascots |
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Corgis
Pembrook High School mascot. Woody Harrelson plays a high school football coach whose thing makes a weird sound.
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| 16 | Cougars | Sports | School Mascots |
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Cougars
Central University mascot.
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| 17 | Deandra Wells Feel the Love Tour | Events | Concerts |
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Deandra Wells Feel the Love Tour
Deandra Wells' band: Mr. Alan "Sticks" McRae on drums. Resident smart-aleck Donny Gordon on bass. The incomparable Gordon Davis on piano.
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| 18 | The Death Virus | Medical Conditions | Viruses |
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The Death Virus
Virus.
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| 19 | Dr. Demon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Demon
Dr. Demon: The doctor's out sick today. You know the drill.
 
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| 20 | Dragon | Living Things | Animals |
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Dragon
Mythical creature appearing the fantasy TV show Blonde Dragon People - in the form of stock footage of a bat.
 
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| 21 | Eagles | Sports | School Mascots |
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Eagles
Middle Delaware State mascot. ESPN Outside the Lines reporter interviews abusive Sheila Kelly, basketball coach at Middle Delaware State, shown terrorizing the team, throwing basketballs, hurling threats to cut their ponytail off, and dishing out violent chest bumps.
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| 22 | The Ethans | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Ethans
Movie awards presented by a teenager named Ethan.
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| 23 | The Flying Parasites of Ingraham B | Living Things | Animals |
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The Flying Parasites of Ingraham B
Creature that Captain Kirk mentions: I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X... The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled.
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| 24 | Galactic Summit for All Black Humans | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Galactic Summit for All Black Humans
Lando Calrissian hosts the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel.
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| 25 | George W. Bush | Quotes | Quotes |
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George W. Bush
George W. Bush: I'm gonna be around for a long time. On the job, making the tough decisions 24/7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.
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| 26 | Greb | Matter | Colors |
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Greb
The color of Levi's new woke jeans, Levi's Wokes. "They not brown, but they not not brown." Announcer: Introducing Levi's Wokes. Sizeless, style neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that despises labels. Levi's heard that if you're not woke, it's bad. So we made these.
 
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| 27 | Gremlin | Living Things | Animals |
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Gremlin
In a tribute to the classic Twilight Zone episode, a man spots a gremlin on the wing of an airplane.
 
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| 28 | Hell Red | Matter | Colors |
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Hell Red
Color that Ben Marshall uses to describe himself with his sunburn (which he got from the reading light on the airplane on his way to Ireland) as the Redhead who just went on vacation on Weekend Update. The same shade as a dog's erect member.
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| 29 | Hotel-Motel Art Fair | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Hotel-Motel Art Fair
Tom Clay: They're where the action is! In the more than 2 million hotel-motel rooms in the United States and Puerto Rico! Hi! I'm Tom clay! for Hotel-Motel Art Fair! Hey, you ever read about those auctions where somebody pays $2 million for a single painting? Well, he's got nothing on Hotel-Motel Art Fair! We've spent $3 million, and now we've got thousands of paintings! Everything from sofa-sized landscapes to bathroom miniatures, at prices so low.. it's hard to believe these masterpieces were painted by hand! And they're all gonna go out the door this weekend at the 44 Hotel-Motel Art Fairs throughout the United States - take a look at this!
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| 30 | Howard Gayle & Lisa Anderson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Howard Gayle & Lisa Anderson
Howard Gayle: It looks like there are at least a dozen police cars following close behind the president right now.
Lisa Anderson: Why don't they just pull him over?
Howard Gayle: Well, this is a volatile situation. If they spook the president, he could unleash an army of Proud Boys and flag-waving trucks. He's like Aquaman, but instead of fish, he can summon the entire parking lot of a Cracker Barrel.
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| 31 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
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| 32 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?
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| 33 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head!
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| 34 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
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| 35 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: As we were driving, we saw a sign that said, "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read, "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!
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| 36 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
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| 37 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
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| 38 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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| 39 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun."
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| 40 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
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| 41 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?"
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| 42 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
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| 43 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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| 44 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
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| 45 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
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| 46 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, probably because of something you did.
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| 47 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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| 48 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
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| 49 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you ever drop your keys in a pool of molten lava, let 'em go. Cause man, they're gone.
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| 50 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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| 51 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
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| 52 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
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| 53 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
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| 54 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."
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| 55 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
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| 56 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
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| 57 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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| 58 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: I'd rather be rich than stupid.
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| 59 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Laurie got offended that I used the word puke. But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
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| 60 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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| 61 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
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| 62 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.
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| 63 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
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| 64 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says, "You". After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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| 65 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: The crows are calling me again, thought Caw.
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| 66 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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| 67 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called Dad. We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
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| 68 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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| 69 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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| 70 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
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| 71 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.
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| 72 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
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| 73 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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| 74 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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| 75 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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| 76 | Jack Handey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey: You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
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| 77 | James Kirk | Quotes | Quotes |
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James Kirk
James Kirk: It has been six months since the Enterprise has been sold to Marriott Corporation as a revolving theme restaurant. It has been difficult for my crew but they have adjusted admirably.
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| 78 | Jesus | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jesus
Jesus: Did you miss me?
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| 79 | Jesus | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jesus
Jesus: Guess who's back.
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| 80 | Jesus | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jesus
Jesus: No more Mr. Nice Jesus!
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| 81 | Judas Iscariot & Jesus | Quotes | Quotes |
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Judas Iscariot & Jesus
Judas Iscariot: Jesus! Oh, shit! Chill, man! Chill!
Jesus: When you get to Heaven, say "Hi" to my Dad.
 
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| 82 | Kylo Ren | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kylo Ren
Kylo Ren: Hearing that Zach lost his son, really struck a nerve with me. Especially since I'm the one that killed him.
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| 83 | Kylo Ren | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kylo Ren
Kylo Ren: Hi. I'm Matt. I'm a radar technician.
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| 84 | Kylo Ren | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kylo Ren
Kylo Ren: We get so caught up in restoring the galaxy to its rightful state, that we miss what's going on behind the scenes. I'm looking forward to having some real talk with some real folks.
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| 85 | Linda Richman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda Richman
Linda Richman: Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir was neither Mormon, a tabernacle, or a choir. Discuss.
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| 86 | Lions | Sports | School Mascots |
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Lions
High school mascot. A football team retires to the locker room at half time after a terrible first half.
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| 87 | Lulworth Blue | Matter | Colors |
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Lulworth Blue
Farrow & Ball paint colour, named after the swirling British mists of the beautiful Lulworth Cove. Skit New Paint.
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| 88 | Lurkie | Living Things | Animals |
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Lurkie
Animals that look like sheep from the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, that guard Gray World and can only be killed with a boomerang type weapon called a zoomerang.
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| 89 | Miss Trash 2015 | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Trash 2015
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| 90 | Molly Shannon's character Miss Colleen's... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Molly Shannon's character Miss Colleen's dog's name on Dog Show.
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John Rambo |
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Raymond Tango |
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Rocky Balboa |
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| 91 | Movie Moment that Made Ethan Say, Okay! ... | Recognition | Awards |
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Movie Moment that Made Ethan Say, Okay! Wait, What?? Nice.
Award at teenager Ethan's alternate Oscars movie awards ceremony, the Ethans.
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| 92 | Night Hawks | Sports | Hockey Teams |
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Night Hawks
In the Buddweiser Light beer commercial parody, ice hockey players - Joe Piscopo from the Rockies and Robin Williams from the Night Hawks fight on the ice over Joe's ex-wife that ran off with Robin.
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| 93 | The Oakmont Fall Classic | Events | Sporting Events |
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The Oakmont Fall Classic
Golf tournament in which one of the players keeps accidentally killing animals.
 
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| 94 | Pattern | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 95 | Paul Rudd | Quotes | Quotes |
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Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd (while Five Timers Club members are making confessions): I'll go - Ant-Man's powers aren't good.
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| 96 | Pepper Lung | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Pepper Lung
Marco and Carlo's pepper-themed restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper" was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise, which was a big pile of pepper, made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper.
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| 97 | The Poddies | Recognition | Awards |
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The Poddies
Podcast Awards.
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| 98 | Pontius Pilate | Quotes | Quotes |
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Pontius Pilate
Pontius Pilate: Jesus! Oh, I ain't done with him by a damn sight! I'm gonna get Old Testament on his ass!
 
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| 99 | Psychosaurus | Living Things | Animals |
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Psychosaurus
Big new genetically engineered dinosaur with giant claws that ate the dinosaur that ate Mr. Miller's brother.
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| 100 | Queerloss | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Queerloss
Condition that the product Gaystrogen was designed to battle - "Works with your body to replenish your natural gayness and boost your fabu."
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| 101 | Rockies | Sports | Hockey Teams |
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Rockies
In the Buddweiser Light beer commercial parody, ice hockey players - Joe Piscopo from the Rockies and Robin Williams from the Night Hawks fight on the ice over Joe's ex-wife that ran off with Robin.
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| 102 | Rod Serling | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rod Serling
Rod Serling: A man journeys from point A to point B, but this is no ordinary journey. For little does this man know, but this trip ends in a dark, mysterious, terrible place. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. And also, the Twilight Zone.
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| 103 | Rod Serling | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rod Serling
Rod Serling: Submitted for your consideration - a nightmare world of concentric circles of hotel detective bureaucracy. Also, this is Purgatory, and they're all dead. Did we sell that? Doesn't really feel like it. This would've not flown any time before Season 5, but what do you expect from the 604th episode of the Twilight Zone.
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| 104 | Rod Serling | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rod Serling
Rod Serling: The nightmare in the sky is over, but on the ground, a man who has decided that has decided to exercise for the very first time by a falling elliptical machine, and also, members of Pearl Jam. Another coincidence that can only happen in the Twilight Zone.
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| 105 | Roman Soldier & Jesus | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Soldier & Jesus
Roman Soldier: Jesus H. Christ!
Jesus: The "H" is silent!
 
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| 106 | The Sand Bats of Manark IV | Living Things | Animals |
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The Sand Bats of Manark IV
Creature that Captain Kirk mentions: I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X... The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled.
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| 107 | The Scar | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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The Scar
Mass Murderer.
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| 108 | Space Disc | Sports | Sports |
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Space Disc
Sporting event in the Space Olympics: Attention all athletes, there are minor scheduling adjustments... Space Disc! Is totally canceled / Space Swords! Is totally canceled / Space Luge! Is also canceled / And all other events are pending!
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| 109 | Space Luge | Sports | Sports |
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Space Luge
Sporting event in the Space Olympics: Attention all athletes, there are minor scheduling adjustments... Space Disc! Is totally canceled / Space Swords! Is totally canceled / Space Luge! Is also canceled / And all other events are pending!
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| 110 | Space Olympics | Events | Sporting Events |
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Space Olympics
The Olympics of the future in the year 3022, taking place on a distant planet with a skyline of red plateaus, strange air and vegetation. Every single galactic athlete needs a coded ID badge and drug tests are mandatory.
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| 111 | Space Swords | Sports | Sports |
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Space Swords
Sporting event in the Space Olympics: Attention all athletes, there are minor scheduling adjustments... Space Disc! Is totally canceled / Space Swords! Is totally canceled / Space Luge! Is also canceled / And all other events are pending!
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| 112 | Spartans | Sports | School Mascots |
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Spartans
East Lake High School mascot.
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| 113 | Spock | Quotes | Quotes |
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Spock
Spock: Doctor, would you kindly do me the honor of eating my shorts?
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| 114 | Sponsor | Themes | Billboard |
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| 115 | St. Peter | Quotes | Quotes |
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St. Peter
St. Peter: I need me eleven ay-postles! We're gonna be doing one thing, and one thing only: Kill Row-mans. The Row-man will be disgusted by us! The Row-man will talk about us! And the Row-man will fear us! Each of you owes me one hundred Row-man scalps!
 
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| 116 | Star Wars references | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 117 | Stars | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Stars
Crystal Lake Little League baseball team.
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| 118 | The Ten Gallon Hat Killer | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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The Ten Gallon Hat Killer
Mass Murderer.
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| 119 | Terence Mattox | Quotes | Quotes |
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Terence Mattox
Terence Mattox (nude model): You people wouldn't know real beauty if it was out right in the parking lot taking a crap on your car!
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| 120 | Tigers (baseball) | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Tigers (baseball)
Crystal Lake Little League baseball team.
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| 121 | Tigers (wrestling) | Sports | School Mascots |
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Tigers (wrestling)
Jonah Hill's high school wrestler returns home after a victorious match to his proud parents. But things get weird as soon as they turn on the local news, where his victory is the top story, with everyone claiming that his opponent let him win because he's a loser and everyone felt bad for him.
 
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| 122 | Tilda Swinton | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton: I've been watching The Price Is Right since I was a little girl growing up on the planet Krypton.
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| 123 | Timber Wolves | Sports | School Mascots |
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Timber Wolves
Mascot of Fernfield High School, new home to a dog basketball star.
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| 124 | Tracy Jordan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tracy Jordan
Tracy Jordan: Ryan Reynolds, you listen to me! The prophesy must be fulfilled! This is Will Ferrell! He can do what he wants to do. I suckled from his comedy bosom. And like a young Luke Skywalker, it filled me with strength! He guided me through the River Styx, into late night glory! And the rest is what they say, puppy dogs and gum drops.
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| 125 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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| 126 | Untitled | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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| 127 | Untitled | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 128 | Untitled | Themes | GLOW |
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| 129 | Untitled | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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| 130 | The Vampire Clouds of Argus X | Living Things | Animals |
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The Vampire Clouds of Argus X
Creature that Captain Kirk mentions: I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X... The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled.
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| 131 | Vom-arrhea | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Vom-arrhea
New combination condition that comes with FKC's new Chizza menu item that combines fried chicken and pizza.
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| 132 | Will Ferrell's character David Larry's d... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Will Ferrell's character David Larry's dog's name on Dog Show.
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Mr. Bojangles |
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Vince Triple-O Martin |
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Gertrude |
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