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| 1 | Al's hamster's name, the most fearless r...   | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Al's hamster's name, the most fearless rodent in the world.
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| 2 | Al's imaginary friend's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Al's imaginary friend's name.
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| 3 | Banana Mustard Sandwich | Recipes | Recipes-Sandwich |
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Banana Mustard Sandwich
Sandwich that Al's producer J. B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey mentions to Al.
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| 4 | Best TV Show Host Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Best TV Show Host Award
Al and Uncle Ralphie compete for the Best TV Show Host Award, which Fred Huggins wins.
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| 5 | Blue-nostrilled Pigeon | Living Things | Animals |
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Blue-nostrilled Pigeon
Bird Al reads about while studying the books sent him from the Know-It-All Correspondence School: "The blue-nostrilled pigeon keeps it young inside its left ear for the entire length of gestation".
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| 6 | Candy Corn on the Cob | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Candy Corn on the Cob
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
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| 7 | Cave Con III | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Cave Con III
Al and Harvey attend the annual cave dwellers convention.
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| 8 | Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffin... | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffing and Gravy
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
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| 9 | Chocolate Lasagne | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Chocolate Lasagne
Dweezil Zappa's reward for helping out with chores in Al's cave. Except that Harvey eats it all himself.
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| 10 | Fatman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fatman
Fatman: Take that, evil seafood!
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| 11 | Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
Snack Al makes.
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| 12 | Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling
Muffins that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
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| 13 | Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies
Brownies that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
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| 14 | Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake
Poundcake that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh.
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| 15 | Green Shamrock Mosses | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Green Shamrock Mosses
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
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| 16 | Hamster of the Year | Recognition | Awards |
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Hamster of the Year
Award on Harvey's wall.
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| 17 | Harvey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harvey
Harvey: Well, looks like the Egg Man is toast.
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| 18 | Heart-shaped Ham | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Heart-shaped Ham
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
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| 19 | Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Je... | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Jell-O on Whole Wheat Bread
Snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.
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| 20 | Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich | Recipes | Recipes-Sandwich |
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Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich
Al's specialty, mentioned during the song that opens the show: Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave twenty miles below the surface of the Earth, and he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth.
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| 21 | Lima Bean Cookies | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Lima Bean Cookies
Cookies Al bakes.
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| 22 | Mood Pie | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Mood Pie
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
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| 23 | The Procrastinator | Quotes | Quotes |
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The Procrastinator
The Procrastinator: Fine, be that way. You know, you don't even deserve world domination.
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| 24 | Reporter #1 & Reporter #2  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Reporter #1 & Reporter #2
Reporter #1: Do you have an agent?
Reporter #2: Do you have a book deal?
Reporter #1: Do you hang out with the Incredible Hulk?
Reporter #2: Do you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol?
Reporter #1: Do you smell something funny?
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| 25 | Ron Popeil & Tony Little | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ron Popeil & Tony Little
Ron Popeil: That boy was our only hope.
Tony Little: No, there is another.
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| 26 | Split Pea Fudge | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Split Pea Fudge
Fudge Al makes that clears the rats away so the miners can fix the wall they broke.
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| 27 | Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls
Jalapeno flavored snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike.
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| 28 | Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes
Dish Al serves at his holiday party.
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| 29 | Tuna Punch | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Tuna Punch
Drink Al serves at his holiday party.
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| 30 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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| 31 | Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a D... | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a Dull Knife, Sprinkled with Gummy Worms Topped with Your Favorite Brand of India Ink
One of Al's favorite recipes.
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| 32 | Weird Al | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al
Weird Al: If you got blacktop and you got gelatin, you got good eatin'.
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| 33 | Weird Al Yankovic | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low to do a parody of another human being?
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| 34 | Weird Al Yankovic | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: What's wrong with the world when TV doesn't make you feel better?
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| 35 | Weird Al's bad influence friend's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Weird Al's bad influence friend's name.
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