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| 1 | The Austin Mangler  | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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The Austin Mangler
Charlie's serial killer patient Wayne.
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| 2 | Certificate of Copulation | Recognition | Awards |
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Certificate of Copulation
Certificate Jordan has at the prison - "copulation" is a typo, should have been "completion"
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| 3 | Charlie | Quotes | Quotes |
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Charlie
Charlie: Focusing on chopping up this apple has allowed me to drop my defenses and tell the truth. Now you can put the apple slices of honesty into the pitcher of healing.
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| 4 | Charlie | Quotes | Quotes |
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Charlie
Charlie: I guess it goes back to that old saying, A sleeping bear is just a pillow if you don't wake it up.
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| 5 | Charlie | Quotes | Quotes |
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Charlie
Charlie: Not sure if you know, but 'grief-stricken' comes from the German, 'greifstracken', which means to grieve violently.
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| 6 | Charlie | Quotes | Quotes |
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Charlie
Charlie: That was just to kill the sexual tension. You know sexual tension costs small businesses over $5 billion a year? I was just being fiscally responsible.
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| 7 | Charlie & Sean | Quotes | Quotes |
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Charlie & Sean
Charlie: But why would she tell me not to sleep with her?
Sean: I don't know. It's some reverse cowgirl psychology.
Charlie: Reverse psychology.
Sean: Whatever, dude. If you wanna take the fun out of it.
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| 8 | Charlie & Sean | Quotes | Quotes |
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Charlie & Sean
Charlie: What is up with you?
Sean: Up with me? Nothing is up with me. It is you with whom things are up.
Charlie: Okay, now I know something is going on. You just used the word 'whom' properly.
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| 9 | The Charlie Goodson Memorial Indoor Golf... | Events | Sporting Events |
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The Charlie Goodson Memorial Indoor Golf Classic
Joke Sean makes about another game of golf on Charlie's pool table, after Charlie's gone.
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| 10 | Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Cheetos and Tobacco Baklava
Dish the Latin Lords gave Wayne's Aryan gang as part of the truce.
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| 11 | Codgers | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Codgers
L.A. Codgers. Los Angeles baseball team Charlie jokes about when his father suggests he go back to playing baseball.
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| 12 | Dragons | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Dragons
Charlie's baseball team.
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| 13 | Ed | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ed
Ed: Boy, did you eat the whole bowl of stupid this morning?
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| 14 | Ed | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ed
Ed: I'm going to make this real easy. You get in my car and I'm going to drive you to the loony bin and get you zip-zapped.
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| 15 | Ed | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ed
Ed: I'm starting to think this is not therapy. I think we're making you sangria.
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| 16 | Ed | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ed
Ed: Welcome aboard the pain train Charlie Whoo! Whoo!
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| 17 | Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ed, Charlie, Lacey & Patrick
Ed: You lose your car keys under a pile of strippers again?
Charlie: It's not a pile of strippers. The correct term is a gaggle of strippers.
Lacey: I thought it was a pride of strippers.
Patrick: No, it's a pride of hookers, a gaggle of strippers, and a swarm of MILFs.
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| 18 | The First Annual Goodson-Healey Indoor G... | Events | Sporting Events |
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The First Annual Goodson-Healey Indoor Golf Classic
Sean and Charlie play golf on Charlie's pool table.
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| 19 | Homewrecking Skank Convention | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Homewrecking Skank Convention
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| 20 | Jordan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jordan
Jordan: I will pop your boobs.
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| 21 | Jordan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jordan
Jordan: It's my medicine. It helps me keep my feelings inside.
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| 22 | Jordan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jordan
Jordan: This is so typical of my sister. I was born right on time. Then she was born three hours later with an umbilical cord wrapped around her neck. Look at me, my face is blue.
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| 23 | Le Problemo De La Bangarama | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Le Problemo De La Bangarama
Joke somebody makes about Charlie's women problems: "The French has a name for this kind of problem. It's called 'Le problemo de la bangarama.'"
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| 24 | The London Bridge | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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The London Bridge
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"
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| 25 | Nolan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nolan
Nolan: Well, it's like my grandpappy used to say... If a possum has your brownies, don't ask if he's sleeping or dead, just get your brownies back and walk away.
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| 26 | Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with ... | Matter | Colors |
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Oh, My God, I'd Rather Take a Bath with a Hair Dryer Than Listen to This Putz
Joke Charlie makes when Dr. Woo, his new anger management counselor, asks the group what color is anger? "Is 'Oh, my God, I'd rather take a bath with a hair dryer than listen to this putz' a color?"
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| 27 | Our Lady of Let's All Look at Sean's Pac... | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Our Lady of Let's All Look at Sean's Package
Church Sean makes up in Charlie and Sean and the Battle of the Exes to describe the churchgoers that came out to see him when he got tricked into sitting naked in his car.
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| 28 | Our Lady of Tears | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Our Lady of Tears
Joke Charlie makes about Sean masturbating in a church.
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| 29 | Pathetics | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Pathetics
Oakland Pathetics. Baseball team Charlie jokes about when his father suggests he go back to playing baseball.
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| 30 | The Push Me, Pull You | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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The Push Me, Pull You
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"
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| 31 | Sanjay | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sanjay
Sanjay (Lacey's Father): When I get back, the two of you better have made up. We do not fight in this family. We blackmail, we backstab, we slowly poison, but we do not fight.
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| 32 | Sean | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sean
Sean: Did Miss Congeniality just invite us upstairs to double-team her?
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| 33 | Snowboarders for the Lord | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Snowboarders for the Lord
Group in the airport.
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| 34 | The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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The Two Hot Dogs on a Bun
One of Charlie's nicknames for a two guys, one girl three-way that he mentions to Sean after a girl offers to have sex with both of them. Charlie: "So are we going to do this? You mean the London Bridge? The push me, pull you? The two hot dogs on a bun?"
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| 35 | Untitled  | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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| 36 | Warden Hartley | Quotes | Quotes |
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Warden Hartley
Warden Hartley: Would you be interested in - what's the German word for it - 'resumen-der-boinken'?
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| 37 | Wildcats | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Wildcats
Charlie's daughter Sam's high school mascot.
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| 38 | World Class Jackass | Recognition | Awards |
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World Class Jackass
Award Patrick gives Ed for his 1,000th racial slur he says in group.
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