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1Burt GummerTREMORS 1990 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: We got the cliffs to the north, mountains to the east and the west. That's why Heather and me settled here in the first place. Geographic isolation.


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TREMORS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: What do you people got against being prepared?


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TREMORS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump someplace.


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TREMORS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Hungry? Eat this!


5Burt Gummer TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: 14 May, 1900 hours. I've been out of radio contact for several hours, unable to reach Grady and Earl or anybody at H.Q. The situation dictates that I return to base. A further mystery: I've not had a single seismic reading in hours, yet I tracked one of the sightless brutes right into this valley. Where the hell did he go? They do get smarter. Is it possible he learned to avoid the unique sounds of my deuce-and-halfs mil-spec engine? I do not have the answer at this time.



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TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Oh I'm just dandy.


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TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: You know, Grady, some people think I'm over-prepared. Paranoid. Maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Precambrian life forms, did they?


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TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I am completely out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.



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TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.



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TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: 14 May, 1500 hours. I have a. Confirmed Graboid reading. I'm now employing the technique pioneered by Earl Bassett to make my first kill.



11Burt GummerTREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?


12Burt Gummer TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense'.



13Burt Gummer TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I'm a masterpiece of self destruction.



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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: You guys do what you do best: Find something simple and complicate it.


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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Not to worry, our perimeter is completely Graboid proof.



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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I prefer we keep this to ourselves.



17Burt Gummer TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: A lifetime of preparation, and I end up a refugee?



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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: First rule of engagement: know your enemy. Second rule: know where to engage him.


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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: These bastards are smart, and the harder you come at them, the smarter they get.



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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Houston, we have a problem.


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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: And that's why we're at the top of the food chain!


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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I think if I had an inner voice, it'd be tellin' me to tell you to get lost.


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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Is your head up your ass for the warmth?


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TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Need I remind you Jack? They are not your friends, they are government agents. Over!



25Burt Gummer TREMORS: THE SERIES 2003 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS: THE SERIES
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: If we can't remain rational, we are lost.


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TREMORS: THE SERIES
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Good morning, class. I'm Dr. Pavlov. Welcome to Tasty Tourist 101.


27Burt GummerTREMORS 5: BLOODLINES 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 5: BLOODLINES
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: This is a bag of dicks.


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TREMORS 5: BLOODLINES
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse.



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TREMORS 5: BLOODLINES
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: This was a mistake, havin' you along. Just another pimple on the ass of progress.


30Burt Gummer TREMORS 5: BLOODLINES 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 5: BLOODLINES
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I've scoured the dirt and dust of Nevada and Mexico, putting my life on the line to hunt super-size subterranean man-eating predators called Graboids. Using a combination of local knowledge, intuition and firepower, I've managed to control this deadly species, and keep them confined to the Northern Hemisphere.

 
 
 

31Burt GummerTREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: No bad seed shall go unpunished!


32Burt GummerTREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Okay, everyone, buckle your chinstraps and pack a meat sandwich! We are under attack.


33Burt GummerTREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Listen to me, Doc. Take a couple of tablespoons of cement and harden the hell up, huh?


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TREMORS 6: A COLD DAY IN HELL
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Don't question my orders! Now, you take out that disco stick, and let it dance!


35Burt Gummer TREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND 2020 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Destiny's a bitch.



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TREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: If I looked half that good, I'd shave my ass and walk backwards.


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TREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: That ass clown's a skid mark on our collective underwear.


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TREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: If we make it out of here alive, I'm gonna open up an extra large can of whoop ass on you.


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TREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Bon appetit, bitch!



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