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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Ass Blaster Cigarette Lighter  | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Ass Blaster Cigarette Lighter
Sold at Chang's Market.
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| 2 | Bixby Sheriff Department | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
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Bixby Sheriff Department
Seen when they arrest Tyler for the murders of Melvin's men.
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| 3 | BMU Behavior Modification Unit | BBB | Technology | Electronics |
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BMU Behavior Modification Unit
Device designed to inhibit the aggressive tendencies in shriekers.
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| 4 | Burt Gummer: Monster Hunter  | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Burt Gummer: Monster Hunter
Sold at Chang's Market.
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| 5 | Burt Gummer's Survival School | BBB | Education | Specialty Schools |
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Burt Gummer's Survival School
Burt's survival school.
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| 6 | The Cecil Carr Show | BBB | Radio | Radio Programs |
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The Cecil Carr Show
Radio program that tells the truth about aliens.
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| 7 | Chang's Discount Market | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Chang's Discount Market
What Melvin wants to rename Jodi's market when he renames Perfection Melville.
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| 8 | Channel 6 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 6
TV station with local news program that covers the NEWDO protest.
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| 9 | Channel 8 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 8
TV station with local news program Impact News that covers the NEWDO protest.
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| 10 | CSI: Perfection | BBB | Video | TV-Police |
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CSI: Perfection
W.D. Twitchell: What is this - CSI: Perfection?
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| 11 | Desert Icicles | BBB | Home Furnishing | Housewares |
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Desert Icicles
Nancy's homemade wind chimes for sale at Chang's Market.
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| 12 | Desert Jack's Graboid Adventure | BBB | Travel | Tours |
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Desert Jack's Graboid Adventure
The company Tyler buys when he moves out to Perfection.
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| 13 | Golden Eagle | BBB | Entertainment | Casinos |
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Golden Eagle
Las Vegas casino.
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| 14 | Grabboccino | BBB | Beverage Products | Coffee |
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Grabboccino
Graboid themed coffee product Jodi works to perfect at Chang's Market.
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| 15 | Graboid Doll | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Graboid Doll
Nancy's idea for a new product - a doll you can take apart to see his insides, It's very educational.
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| 16 | Graboid Mug | BBB | Home Furnishing | Tableware |
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Graboid Mug
New product Nancy makes to sell at Chang's Market - a mug that looks like a graboid.
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| 17 | Graboid [video game] | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Graboid [video game]
Arcade game at Chang's Market from multiple episodes.
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| 18 | Graboids Comics | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
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Graboids Comics
Sold at Chang's Market.
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| 19 | Gung Ho Gummer Action Figure | BBB | Toys | Action Figures |
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Gung Ho Gummer Action Figure
Nancy's latest creation.
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| 20 | Helen's | BBB | Dining | Diners |
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Helen's
Diner in Toluca, New Mexico.
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| 21 | Intergalactic Communicator | BBB | Technology | Communication Devices |
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Intergalactic Communicator
Also known as the IGC. Psuedo space phone that ends out radio sounds aliens might respond to. Also attracts graboids.
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| 22 | Klinkers Feed and Grain | BBB | Pets | Pet Services |
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Klinkers Feed and Grain
Feed store where Fish & Wildlife agent McClane captures a shrieker, which proceeds to eat all the feed and grain, multiply, escape and eat several Fish & Wildlife agents.
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| 23 | Mel-Co | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Mel-Co
Melvin's development company.
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| 24 | Model 1200 | BBB | Technology | Medical Devices |
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Model 1200
Device made by the Techno-Ranch corporation that transmits a signal to stimulate an animal's hypothalamus. Increased the hunger response. A healthy alternative to growth hormones.
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| 25 | Nevada Delivery Service | BBB | Services | Shipping and Storage |
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Nevada Delivery Service
Truck delivering Nancy's new kiln. Driver killed by ass blaster.
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| 26 | Nevada Guide Book | BBB | Literature | Books-Travel |
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Nevada Guide Book
Generic guide book Nancy reads.
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| 27 | Oasis Golf Course | BBB | Entertainment | Miniature Golf |
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Oasis Golf Course
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| 28 | Phoenix Transport | BBB | Services | Shipping and Storage |
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Phoenix Transport
The name of the company Fish & Wildlife agent McClane hires to transport his captured shrieker. Spoiler: the shrieker gets away.
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| 29 | The Proud Foot Corporation | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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The Proud Foot Corporation
The name of the company that funded the secret underground laboratory where Cletus worked.
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| 30 | Saginaw Beverage | BBB | Food | Beverage Companies |
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Saginaw Beverage
Located in Bixby, where Twitchell gets dry ice.
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| 31 | San Diego Animal Science Labs | BBB | Research Institutes | Laboratories |
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San Diego Animal Science Labs
A scientist visits the valley researching graboid mating calls.
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| 32 | sffannumberone.com | BBB | Media | Websites |
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sffannumberone.com
Larry's blog.
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| 33 | Shriek and Destroy | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Shriek and Destroy
Title that Nancy comes up with Burt's next video, using footage from Burt and Tyler's shrieker hunting adventure in Juniper, Arizona.
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| 34 | Shriek Out | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Shriek Out
Title that Nancy comes up with Burt's next video, using footage from Burt and Tyler's shrieker hunting adventure in Juniper, Arizona.
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| 35 | Shrieker Seeker | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Shrieker Seeker
Title that Nancy comes up with Burt's next video, using footage from Burt and Tyler's shrieker hunting adventure in Juniper, Arizona.
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| 36 | Shriekerdog | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Shriekerdog
Shrieker themed hot dog sold at Chang's Market.
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| 37 | Shriekers | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Shriekers
Arcade game at Chang's Market from multiple episodes.
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| 38 | Sigmund and Ray | BBB | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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Sigmund and Ray
Famous Las Vegas magicians that own the escaped ass blaster.
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| 39 | Sound Wave Gun | BBB | Weapons | Guns |
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Sound Wave Gun
Uncle Helmut's gun he plans to use on El Blanco to get the key to the safe at the Golden Eagle Casino.
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| 40 | Spirit Being | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Spirit Being
Magazine Nancy reads.
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| 41 | Tasty Tourist 101 | BBB | Education | Classes |
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Tasty Tourist 101
Joke Burt makes when he's conditioning El Blanco not to go after Tyler's Jeep. "Good morning, class. I'm Dr. Pavlov. Welcome to Tasty Tourist 101.
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| 42 | Techno-Ranch Corporation | BBB | Companies | Technology Companies |
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Techno-Ranch Corporation
Company that manufactures the device Melvin uses to make El Blanco hungry.
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| 43 | The Toluca Gazette | BBB | Media | Newspapers-Gazettes |
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The Toluca Gazette
Newspaper in Toluca, New Mexico.
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| 44 | Twitch-o-meter | BBB | Home Furnishing | Security Products |
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Twitch-o-meter
Theoretical device that would warn Burt when Department of the Interior agent Twitchell is close by.
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| 45 | The Unthinkable Weekly | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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The Unthinkable Weekly
News tabloid.
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| 46 | USGDS | BBB | Home Furnishing | Security Products |
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USGDS
Burt Gummer's Ultra-Sonic Graboid Defense System.
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| 47 | Wallace Wood's Skymaster of Sky Force | BBB | Video | TV-Sci Fi |
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Wallace Wood's Skymaster of Sky Force
Science fiction TV show that Larry mentions.
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| 48 | Wrist-Seismo | BBB | Home Furnishing | Security Products |
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Wrist-Seismo
Device sold at Chang's Market to detect graboid activity.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 49 | August 1, 2003 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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August 1, 2003
When Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell in Juniper Arizona, they arrive during the Pioneer Days festival, which goes from August 1 through August 3.
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| 50 | August 2, 2003 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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August 2, 2003
When Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell in Juniper Arizona, they arrive during the Pioneer Days festival, which goes from August 1 through August 3.
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| 51 | August 3, 2003 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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August 3, 2003
When Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell in Juniper Arizona, they arrive during the Pioneer Days festival, which goes from August 1 through August 3.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 52 | Baker Pass | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
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Baker Pass
Road near Perfection that Jodi mentions.
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| 53 | Bixby | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Bixby
Town near Perfection in Nevada.
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| 54 | Cactus Flats | Map | Nature | Natural Areas |
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Cactus Flats
Location near Perfection, where El Blanco has been tracked after he's feeling better.
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| 55 | Clover Park | Map | Nature | Parks |
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Clover Park
Park where the Pioneer Days festival is held in Juniper, Arizona, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
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| 56 | Crichton Canyon | Map | Nature | Canyons |
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Crichton Canyon
A meteor canyon near Toluca, New Mexico.
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| 57 | Davis Creek | Map | Water | Creeks |
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Davis Creek
Creek near Clover Park, where the Pioneer Days festival is held in Juniper, Arizona, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
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| 58 | Diablo Mesa | Map | Nature | Natural Areas |
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Diablo Mesa
Mentioned.
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| 59 | Dry Gulch Stream | Map | Water | Bodies of Water |
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Dry Gulch Stream
Where Melvin's been trucking in water from for his "dancing springs".
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| 60 | Finson Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
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Finson Road
Miss Pioneer Days tells Burt and Tyler that her boyfriend has a massive gun collection in his house on Finson Road in Juniper, Arizona, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell. When the shriekers multiply out of control and Burt and Tyler run out of ammo, they head for Miss Pioneer Days boyfriend's house, only to find out that his massive gun collection consists of antique civil war relics. Of course, Burt makes it work.
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| 61 | Juniper | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Arizona |
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Juniper
Arizona town where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
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| 62 | Melville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Melville
Melvin's suggestion to rename Perfection, Nevada.
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| 63 | Oasis Blvd. | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Blvds |
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Oasis Blvd.
Las Vegas mobsters Max and Frank head to Perfection to protect the key tot he vault at the Golden Eagle on Oasis Blvd. in Las Vegas. There is an Oasis Avenue in Las Vegas, but no Oasis Blvd.
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| 64 | The Oasis | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
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The Oasis
Luxury living development Melvin trying to build. A Mel-Co Development. Phase One: Casa Del Lago. "For the Good Life"
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| 65 | Pain in My Ass Land | Map | Nature | Natural Areas |
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Pain in My Ass Land
W.D. Twitchell: Tell you what I'm planning, since I am the authority figure around here, okay? First of all, I'm gonna put a siren on that frigging graboid, so I can tell where the hell he is, okay? Second, I think I'm gonna rename this place like Wacky Valley, or Pain in My Ass Land, how does that sound?
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| 66 | Perfection | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Perfection
Setting. Small town in Nevada.
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| 67 | Pigeon Rock | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Arizona |
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Pigeon Rock
Arizona town. There's a scheduled softball game at the Pioneer Days festival between the Juniper Mustangs and the Pigeon Rock Pirates, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
 
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| 68 | Route 3 | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Routes |
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Route 3
Road where Twitchell and Tyler meet up.
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| 69 | Shriekerville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Shriekerville
Joke Tyler makes when Burt comes up with a plan to destroy them... "It's a bad day in Shriekerville!"
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| 70 | Snakebite Canyon | Map | Nature | Canyons |
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Snakebite Canyon
Canyon near Perfection Valley, where the government is conducting tests on genetically modified shriekers to train them to help rescue disaster victims.
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| 71 | Toluca | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Toluca
Town in New Mexico near Alamogordo. Burt and Tyler travel to Toluca, a town in Yuni County, to disprove a government conspiracy theory involving aliens, finding a graboid.
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| 72 | Treadwell | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Arizona |
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Treadwell
Another town in Arizona near Juniper, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell. Mentioned only.
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| 73 | Wacky Valley | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Wacky Valley
W.D. Twitchell: Tell you what I'm planning, since I am the authority figure around here, okay? First of all, I'm gonna put a siren on that frigging graboid, so I can tell where the hell he is, okay? Second, I think I'm gonna rename this place like Wacky Valley, or Pain in My Ass Land, how does that sound?
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| 74 | Yuni County, New Mexico | Map | Geographic Areas | Counties |
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Yuni County, New Mexico
Town near Alamogordo. Burt and Tyler travel to Toluca a town in Yuni County, New Mexico to disprove a government conspiracy theory involving aliens, finding a graboid.
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| OTHER |
| 75 | Ass Blaster | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Ass Blaster
Third stage of graboid evolution. There's an ass blaster on the loose in the valley.
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| 76 | Brock & Mead  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Brock & Mead
Brock: Low-tech? Looks like no-tech.
Mead: We'll keep my tranq gun handy. And you're late for the Star Trek convention.
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| 77 | Burt Gummer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: If we can't remain rational, we are lost.
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| 78 | Burt Gummer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Good morning, class. I'm Dr. Pavlov. Welcome to Tasty Tourist 101.
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| 79 | Burt Gummer's baseball cap. | Other | Trivia | Questions |
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Burt Gummer's baseball cap.
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Chicago Cubs |
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Nevada Wolf Pack |
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Atlanta Hawks |
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| 80 | Cletus Poffenberger | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cletus Poffenberger
Cletus Poffenberger: 4-12 has x-ray vision. Well, like Superman. There's nothing wrong with stealing a good idea from a comic book.
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| 81 | Cletus Poffenberger | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cletus Poffenberger
Cletus Poffenberger: You're even better looking up close. Mmm-mmmm. I've admired you from afar. But, you know, you really ought to wear some clothes when you're out taking the sun.
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| 82 | Government Surveillance and the Supermar... | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Government Surveillance and the Supermarket Price Scanners
Lecture by Burt Gummer.
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| 83 | Graboid [creature] | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Graboid [creature]
Prehistoric underground worms that terrorize Perfection.
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| 84 | InvisiBat | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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InvisiBat
Larry discovers a new mutated creature in Perfection Valley.
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| 85 | Max | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Max
Max: Frankie, stay on the rocks, all right?
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| 86 | Miss Pioneer Days | Other | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Pioneer Days
Queen of the Pioneer Days festival in the town of Juniper, Arizona, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
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| 87 | Mustangs | Other | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Mustangs
There's a scheduled softball game at the Pioneer Days festival between the Juniper Mustangs and the Pigeon Rock Pirates, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
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| 88 | Pioneer Days | Other | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Pioneer Days
Local festival in Juniper, Arizona, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
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| 89 | Pirates | Other | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Pirates
Pigeon Rock Pirates. There's a scheduled softball game at the Pioneer Days festival between the Juniper Mustangs and the Pigeon Rock Pirates, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting for Twitchell.
 
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| 90 | Rosalita Sanchez | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rosalita Sanchez
Rosalita Sanchez: You were born for collecting action figures, not being on.
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| 91 | Sci-Fi Con | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Sci-Fi Con
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| 92 | Shrieker | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Shrieker
Second stage of graboid evolution.
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| 93 | Sigmund and Roy's escaped ass blaster's ... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Sigmund and Roy's escaped ass blaster's name.
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Bolkow-Blohm |
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Flugzeugwerke |
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Messerschmitt |
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| 94 | Tercadae | Other | Living Things | Bugs |
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Tercadae
Name that Larry comes up with for the flesh eating bugs. What you get when you mix termite and cicada DNA. Throw in a few maggot genes for fun.
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| 95 | Tyler | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tyler
Tyler: Well, there you go, Burt. You're the Martha Stewart of whatever it is you do. That was a compliment. No, really. Think about it.
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| 96 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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| 97 | W.D. Twitchell | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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W.D. Twitchell
W.D. Twitchell: Tell you what I'm planning, since I am the authority figure around here, okay? First of all, I'm gonna put a siren on that frigging graboid, so I can tell where the hell he is, okay? Second, I think I'm gonna rename this place like Wacky Valley, or Pain in My Ass Land, how does that sound?
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| 98 | W.D. Twitchell | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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W.D. Twitchell
W.D. Twitchell: What is this - CSI: Perfection?
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| 99 | What's the password to Burt's house? | Other | Trivia | Questions |
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What's the password to Burt's house?
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