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| 1 | Chris   | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: And Mama, you know, I never did taste your - your meat kraut hash sauerbraten pies, but, uh, you know, I don't really like those heavy Italian sauces, and actually, they don't like me either. |
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| 2 | Chris  | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Uh-oh, wrong bottle. |
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| 3 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Oh no - this is worse than the way it used to end up. Gus was right about the Twilight Zone! |
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| 4 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: This is like an episode of the Twilight Zone and Mama's Family all rolled into one. |
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| 5 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: I must be going mad. Really, quite mad. Is this what it's like to be around me? I finally understand my childhood nickname - Run, It's Him. |
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| 6 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Oh, life is fair, life is good! Life is wonderful! I'm cured1 Everybody, I'm cured! |
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| 7 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Goodbye, Chris Jr., I sure hope you're not fat. |
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| 8 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: A thousand apologies to all concerned, but especially to you, dear Sharon, for raising your hopes so high, only to dash them on the rocky shores of Cracker Box Palace. |
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| 9 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: A thousand apologies to all concerned, but especially to you, dear Sharon, for raising your hopes so high, only to dash them on the rocky shores of Cracker Box Palace. |
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| 10 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: I have no plans whatsoever. Today is going to be that true rarity in my life - ordinary and intensely boring, a nothing special day. |
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| 11 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Life is just too damn short. |
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| 12 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Come on, Larry, we want to go before it gets dark, 'cause these woods are full of Sand People. |
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| 13 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Eat that cheese, lady! Pluck that banjo! Yes, you have very nice looking shoes, Miss. |
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| 14 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Miss Preston, my name is Chris Peterson, and I am your soul mate. |
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| 15 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: I guess from now on, it's just going to be one day at a time. |
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| 16 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Musn't upset Miss Sharon... no, no, speak when spoken to, speak when spoken to! |
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| 17 | Chris | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Hey, what are we doing standing around gabbing? Star Trek The Next Generation is on in about five minutes. |
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| 18 | Chris | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: You're beautiful. On the inside. Where the spirit lives. |
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| 19 | Chris | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: That was very strange what you just said. I don't like it as much as that other thing you said. |
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| 20 | Chris | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: The root of sarcasm is truth, Ann. |
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| 21 | Chris | DIMENSION 404 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chris: Imagine the NSA built a huge cube of nutrient enriched meat, then grew a giant human brain, placed it inside, added some wires, plugged it in, and then used it to monitor every person on Earth at all times. That's what we did. That's Bob. |
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