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| # | | 1 | Cousin Eddie  | CHRISTMAS VACATION 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: He's cute, ain't he? Problem is, he's got a bit of Mississippi Leg Hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. Don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. A word of warning, though. If he lays into you, it's best to just let him finish. |
| | 2 | Cousin Eddie | CHRISTMAS VACATION 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced because every time Cathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. Over at the V.A. they replaced it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong, so, I don't know if I ought to go down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic. |
| | 3 | Cousin Eddie | CHRISTMAS VACATION 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: Bingo. |
| | 4 | Cousin Eddie | VEGAS VACATION 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. |
| | 5 | Cousin Eddie | VEGAS VACATION 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
| VEGAS VACATION
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: Get your own monkey! |
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