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Dan Fielding: Me Tarzan, you lucky. |
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| 2 | Dan Fielding  | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Hey babe, wanna play with my Lincoln Log? |
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| 3 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Hi Happy, I'm horny. |
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| 4 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Some help we were. Operation Dork. |
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| 5 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Hi, I'm shy. And I know that this may seem forward, but I was wondering if maybe sometime you would like to go out with me. I work til eleven, but if that's inconvenient, I can resign now. Do you live near here? If not, I can move. |
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| 6 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: The Dannymobile is ready to roll. |
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| 7 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Your squish is my command. |
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| 8 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding (spotting the next defendant, who happens to be extremely overweight): Sweet Jabba the Hut! |
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| 9 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: We're gonna make one hell of a chalk outline. |
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| 10 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: I've just decided I want to donate one of my vital organs. How's ten o'clock for you? |
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| 11 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Hold onto your Dixie cups - the south will rise again! |
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| 12 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: How about after work you come over to my place and we can browse through my Ansel Adams prints? |
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| 13 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Hi there. I couldn't help but sense you from across the room. See, I mean I have this innate instinct when it comes to noticing intelligent women, and I was wondering if you would like to come with me to a party at the mayor's house. |
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| 14 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: I want your planet of origin, and I want it now. |
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| 15 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Your honor, the Empire recommends we beam the earthling aboard the slave colony at Terra Bellevue (followed by Dan's imitation of Darth Vader breathing). |
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| 16 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: She's in a sexual trance - I need ice! |
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| 17 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: The address is on the key. Knock twice, and ask for... mercy. |
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| 18 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Not tonight, I have rabies. |
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| 19 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: You're beautiful when you're spunky. |
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| 20 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: I think all this talk of the death of premarital sec is premature don't you? |
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| 21 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: I think I swallowed my eyes. |
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| 22 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Has anyone told you what a cute vaccination scar you have? |
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| 23 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: Being nice to people who can help you is one thing. Being nice to everybody is sick. |
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| 24 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding: How about we go back to my place and continue the slurping? |
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| 25 | Dan Fielding | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding (planning the meal for a fake wedding): Of course we'll need a vegan option - an option for them to leave! |
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