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1Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.



2Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.



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TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.


4Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!



5Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.



6Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.



7Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Yo asshole! This muthafucka's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin' off here!



8Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: All right, that's enough of this subordination. If the machine breaks down, we break down.



9Kirk LazarusTROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Stop tailgatin' me, ya pasty teabag! I'm goin' potty. Wanna hold my dick?


10Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Want some? Get Some!


11Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Here's my motherfuckin' farm! I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!



12Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Hey, man! One week down, two weeks behind, G.I. Joe can't cry, but it don't matter 'cause you didn't have the camera turned on anyway. Let's party!



13Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Let's make lemonade.



14Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: And the Oscar goes to. Yes! Tugg Speedman for "Tropic Blunder: The True Story Behind The Making Of The Most Expensive Fake True War Movie Ever"



15Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or a construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion.




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