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| 1 | Michael | THE DEER HUNTER 1978 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE DEER HUNTER
Michael
Michael: One shot is what it's all about. A deer has to be taken with one shot. |
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| 2 | Michael | E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL 1982 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
Michael
Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. |
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| 3 | Michael | E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL 1982 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
Michael
Michael: I've never driven forward before! |
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| 4 | Michael  | E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL 1982 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
Michael
Michael (imitating Yoda): You have absolute power! Yes! |
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| 5 | Michael | E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL 1982 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
Michael
Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license! |
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| 6 | Michael  | SECRET ADMIRER 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SECRET ADMIRER
Michael
Michael: Jesus! You are one gutsy virgin! |
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| 7 | Michael | SECRET ADMIRER 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SECRET ADMIRER
Michael
Michael: Nice goin', G.I. Joe. |
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| 8 | Michael | MICHAEL 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | MICHAEL
Michael
Michael: The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo! |
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| 9 | Michael | MICHAEL 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MICHAEL
Michael
Michael: You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love. |
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| 10 | Michael | MICHAEL 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MICHAEL
Michael
Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached? |
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| 11 | Michael | MICHAEL 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MICHAEL
Michael
Michael: Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth. |
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| 12 | Michael | 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
Michael
Michael: The shit hath hitith the fan. ith. |
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| 13 | Michael | 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 1999 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
Michael
Michael: I have a dick on my face, don't I? |
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| 14 | Michael  | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: Get it up. That's what... That's what she said. |
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| 15 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: It squeaks when you bang it. ...That's what she said. |
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| 16 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: Oscar is my queen. That's easy, give me a hard one. ...That's what he said. |
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| 17 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? ...That's what he said. |
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| 18 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: Put this matter to bed. ...That's what she said. |
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| 19 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest. ...That's what she said. |
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| 20 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: He's alwaysup in my biznezz, which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. |
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| 21 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have, and I always will. Don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where or who, or who you are with or where you are going, or or where you've been Ever For any reason whatsoever. Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation. |
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| 22 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: I need two men on this.... That's what she said. |
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| 23 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: And up comes the toolbar... That's what she said. |
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| 24 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: Come again? ...That's what she said. |
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| 25 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: Can you make that straighter? ...That's what she said. |
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| 26 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael (conducting his PowerPoint presentation): And the best way to start is to hit Start, and up comes the tool bar. ...That's what she said. |
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| 27 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael (watching Dwight eat grapes): That's what she said. |
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| 28 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael (after waitress whispers in his ear): That's what she said. |
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| 29 | Michael | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE OFFICE
Michael
Michael: That's what I said. ...That's what she said." |
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| 30 | Michael | OTHER SPACE 2015 TV Series | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
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 | OTHER SPACE
Michael
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| 31 | Michael | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE GOOD PLACE
Michael
Michael: Ah, farts. |
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| 32 | Michael | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE GOOD PLACE
Michael
Michael: Take it sleazy. |
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| 33 | Michael | DARK 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | DARK
Michael
Michael: God doesn't err. He has a plan for all of us. |
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| 34 | Michael | AVA 2020 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | AVA
Michael
Michael: What the fuck was that? All the stuff you was doing - who the fuck is in front of me right now - Wonder Woman? |
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| 35 | The Michael | THE BEAR 2022 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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 | THE BEAR
The Michael
Dessert menu item that Marcus designs for the new restaurant. |
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