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Weird Al Yankovic: Put your viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn, don't you know it's Weird Al Yankovic! |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S-O-D-A soda / I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, Weird Al Yankovic, Y-O-D-A Weird Al Yankovic Yo, yo, yo, yo, Weird Al Yankovic. |
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| 3 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Poor Peter Parker was pitiful, couldn't have been any shyer / Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him, even if his hair was on fire / But then one day he went to that science lab, that mutated spider came down / Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls and he's swingin' all over town. |
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| 4 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh my my this here Anakin guy, may be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry, and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi." |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, that's it for the introductions. And now, the story. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh... Oh, excuse me... Once upon a time, I think it was last Thursday, a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green meadow. |
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| 6 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene / I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans / No redwood hot tub to my name / I got all that I want and if it's all the same to you / I'll be mellow when I'd dead. |
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| 7 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel 3. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me. |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Hit the boards and paid my dues, and got phenomenal rave reviews / I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt / I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone / Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone / But the years have come and gone, and I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out. |
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| 9 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: My life is brilliant / Your life's a joke / You're just pathetic / You're always broke / Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me / You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy. |
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| 10 | Weird Al Yankovic | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: What's wrong with the world when TV doesn't make you feel better? |
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| 11 | Weird Al Yankovic | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low to do a parody of another human being? |
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