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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Air Chance   | BBB | Travel | Airlines |
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Air Chance
Airline name joke Face makes at the airport when Hannibal and Amy Allen arrive with a drugged B.A.: Welcome to Air Chance. Sorry. We're out of kosher dinners.
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| 2 | Aquamania | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Aquamania
First movie in the Aquamania monster movie series. Hannibal is currently working as the sea creature known as the Aquamaniac in the sequel, Aquamania 2.
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| 3 | Aquamania 2 | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Aquamania 2
Monster movie shoot where Hannibal's currently working as the sea creature known as the Aquamaniac - the sequel to the original Aquamania.
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| 4 | Bach's Stereo | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Bach's Stereo
Stereo store where B.A. finds Face tied up in the back room.
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| 5 | Bank of Hanoi | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Bank of Hanoi
Bank that the team was ordered to rob by Colonel Morrison, the crime for which they were sent to prison by a military court. Their superiors, looking for plausible denial, claimed they had disobeyed orders.
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| 6 | Bed Shed | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Bed Shed
Murdock wins a waterbed on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: And, for the ultimate in sleeping comfort. It's the four-buoy waterbed from Bed Shed. Ride the waves or float in comfort on queen-size adventure in sleeping. Retail value: $1,800.
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| 7 | Boot and Bikinis | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Boot and Bikinis
Movie that the team claims to making in Mexico in order to procure supplies.
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| 8 | Carlos y Carlos | BBB | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Carlos y Carlos
Murdock wins cigars and a humidor on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: it's the President's Humidor from Humidors-R-Us. It holds up to 50 cigars, guarantees to keep them fresh for over a year. And to fill that box to the brim, 50 El Capitans from Carlos y Carlos, the finest in smooth tobaccos... retail value $150.
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| 9 | El Capitans | BBB | Products | Tobacco Products |
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El Capitans
Murdock wins cigars and a humidor on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: it's the President's Humidor from Humidors-R-Us. It holds up to 50 cigars, guarantees to keep them fresh for over a year. And to fill that box to the brim, 50 El Capitans from Carlos y Carlos, the finest in smooth tobaccos... retail value $150.
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| 10 | El Toro Loco | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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El Toro Loco
Bar in Puntarena where the team tracks down Manny Cortez looking for her friend and fellow reporter Al Massey.
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| 11 | Fairview Mental Hospital | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals-Mental Health |
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Fairview Mental Hospital
Mental hospital that Face mentions when sneaking Murdock out of the hospital, where Murdock's fictional Uncle Deke resides.
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| 12 | Fat's Brown Derby Night Club | BBB | Nightlife | Clubs |
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Fat's Brown Derby Night Club
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| 13 | Fine Art Magazine | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Fine Art Magazine
Art Magazine.
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| 14 | Four-Buoy Waterbed | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture |
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Four-Buoy Waterbed
Murdock wins a waterbed on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: And, for the ultimate in sleeping comfort. It's the four-buoy waterbed from Bed Shed. Ride the waves or float in comfort on queen-size adventure in sleeping. Retail value: $1,800.
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| 15 | Humidors-R-Us | BBB | Food | Liquor Stores |
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Humidors-R-Us
Murdock wins cigars and a humidor on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: it's the President's Humidor from Humidors-R-Us. It holds up to 50 cigars, guarantees to keep them fresh for over a year. And to fill that box to the brim, 50 El Capitans from Carlos y Carlos, the finest in smooth tobaccos... retail value $150.
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| 16 | Jeffrey's Jamboree | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Jeffrey's Jamboree
Dive bar with a KISS pinball machine where thieves go looking for Murdock, who is hiding in the restroom.
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| 17 | Kona Lua Hotel | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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Kona Lua Hotel
Murdock wins a a trip to Hawaii on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: And finally, we'll fly you and a guest to the
beautiful Kona Lua Hotel in Waikiki. There, you'll stay for 14 days in the King Kamehameha Suite overlooking the deep Hawaiian sea - a casual yet elegant atmosphere in the paradise capital of the world, Hawaii. Airfare, hotel, meals, and $500 in spending money are all there to make your fun in the sun a vacation to remember.
 
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| 18 | Kozy Kat Klub | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Kozy Kat Klub
Strip club where Murdock sends Amy Allen to look for the A Team.
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| 19 | L.A. Courier Express | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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L.A. Courier Express
Newspaper where reporter Amy Allen works.
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| 20 | Morty the Magnificent | BBB | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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Morty the Magnificent
Magician.
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| 21 | Omega Security, Inc. | BBB | Services | Security Services |
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Omega Security, Inc.
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| 22 | The President's Humidor | BBB | Products | Tobacco Products |
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The President's Humidor
Murdock wins cigars and a humidor on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: it's the President's Humidor from Humidors-R-Us. It holds up to 50 cigars, guarantees to keep them fresh for over a year. And to fill that box to the brim, 50 El Capitans from Carlos y Carlos, the finest in smooth tobaccos... retail value $150.
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| 23 | Princess Hotel | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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Princess Hotel
Hotel in Puntarenas where the team stays.
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| 24 | Psychology Chat with Dr. Toni Pace | BBB | Radio | Radio Programs |
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Psychology Chat with Dr. Toni Pace
Radio program that Hannibal uses to send secret messages to B.A. and Face.
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| 25 | Reptile Car Wax | BBB | Vehicles | Automotive Products |
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Reptile Car Wax
Murdock wins car wax and a buffer on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: it's a year's supply of Reptile Wax... along with the new Sol Buff... the solar-powered buffer of the '80s to keep that reflection on your car year after year. Total value of car-care products: $250.
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| 26 | Silver Horse Hotel and Casino | BBB | Entertainment | Casinos |
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Silver Horse Hotel and Casino
Casino where a Mr. Stein gets info on a money drop from a guy in a suit: it's set for this afternoon, for over two million bucks. The thieves are listening in.
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| 27 | Sol Buff | BBB | Products | Hardware |
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Sol Buff
Murdock wins car wax and a buffer on the real life Wheel of Fortune game show. Announcer: it's a year's supply of Reptile Wax... along with the new Sol Buff... the solar-powered buffer of the '80s to keep that reflection on your car year after year. Total value of car-care products: $250.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 28 | August 26, 1935 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events |
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August 26, 1935
Templeton Arthur Peck, aka Face, born, according to his birth certificate that Amy Allen reviews.
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| 29 | May 30, 1952 | Dates | 20th Century: 50s | Events |
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May 30, 1952
Hannibal assigned the rank of 1st Lieutenant, according to his U.S. Army Special Forces personnel file.
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| 30 | February 27, 1954 | Dates | 20th Century: 50s | Events |
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February 27, 1954
Hannibal assigned the rank of Captain, according to his U.S. Army Special Forces personnel file.
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| 31 | July 2, 1956 | Dates | 20th Century: 50s | Events |
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July 2, 1956
Hannibal assigned the rank of Major, according to his U.S. Army Special Forces personnel file.
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| 32 | January 23, 1958 | Dates | 20th Century: 50s | Events |
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January 23, 1958
Hannibal assigned the rank of Lt. Colonel, according to his U.S. Army Special Forces personnel file.
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| 33 | March 7, 1961 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events |
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March 7, 1961
Hannibal assigned the rank of Colonel, according to his U.S. Army Special Forces personnel file.
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| 34 | April 17, 1967 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events |
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April 17, 1967
Entry Date for Active Duty on Hannibal's U.S. Army Special Forces personnel file.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 35 | Cross Creek Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
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Cross Creek Road
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| 36 | Fairfax Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
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Fairfax Avenue
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| 37 | San Rio Blanco | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
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San Rio Blanco
Little town in the hills above Acapulco, terrorized by Mexican bandits led by Malavida Valdez. Newspaper reporter Amy Allen hires the A Team to rescue one of her fellow reporters, Al Massey, who has been kidnapped.
 
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| OTHER |
| 38 | Angels | Other | Sports | Football Teams |
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Angels
Texas Angels. Football team.
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| 39 | B.A. | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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B.A.
B.A.: I pity the fool.
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| 40 | B.A. & Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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B.A. & Murdock
B.A.: I ain't flyin!
Murdock: Well then drop us off, and write when you get work!
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| 41 | B.A. & Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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B.A. & Murdock
B.A.: I'm getting tired of this rap Murdock
Murdock: You're getting tired, how do you think I feel? I have to listen to it all day!
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| 42 | Doctor & Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Doctor & Murdock
Doctor: Know this man! I've been in the same room with him! We're.'soul' brothers. That man is as sane as I am!
Murdock: Naaaaa, what's UP doc?
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| 43 | Frankie & Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frankie & Murdock
Frankie: I wanna have kids Murdock. Do you think we can have kids?
Murdock: I don't think I know you well enough.
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| 44 | Frankie & Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frankie & Murdock
Frankie: Uh, are you... are you okay?
Murdock: That has never satisfactorily been determined.
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| 45 | Hannibal | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hannibal
Hannibal (to Amy Allen): You are a princess in a world of dragons.
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| 46 | Hannibal | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hannibal
Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together.
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| 47 | Hulk Hogan | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan: Any man that would take a dive isn't a man in my book.
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| 48 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
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| 49 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Well make up your mind. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not.
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| 50 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Trash bags! I want trash bags!
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| 51 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: This building is too weird. Buttons scream at you. Stairs talk to you.
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| 52 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine.
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| 53 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.
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| 54 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Thank you for flying miracle airlines. Where lady luck is your co-pilot.
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| 55 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, or what?
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| 56 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Well I certainly couldn't testify. A wife can't be made to testify against her husband.
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| 57 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I can't believe he wanted me to give another kidney. Give, give, give.
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| 58 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: What we need is a little distraction.. You got an atomic bomb?
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| 59 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: We're Your New Neighbors.
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| 60 | Murdock  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: What are you a couple of fruit flies? You know there are places for people like you!
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| 61 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: When the going gets tough, the tough get aeronautical.
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| 62 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I love the smell of a revolution in the morning, it smells like hushpuppies.
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| 63 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train, whoo!
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| 64 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I knew it, I knew you had a plan.
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| 65 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I got no fear, I'll go up in anything, except an elevator.
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| 66 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I don't wanna be a secret weapon. I want to be an exposed weapon.
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| 67 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I didn't know ya cared sweetheart.
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| 68 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Infinity is like an envelope. You can stretch it across your eyes, put a light behind it, but you can never see the light because it won't travel fast enough!
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| 69 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: I'll be back by the stroke of midnight or sooner, if they run out of finger sandwiches.
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| 70 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: You know, Billy always turns purple just before he gets mad.
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| 71 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
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| 72 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Shiver me timbers, he's discovered the map to the sunken treasure.
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| 73 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Some people walk through hot coals, Some eat glass, Some climb Mount Everest, Others drink milk, it is the way of the universe.
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| 74 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: Well of course I'm crazy. You broke me out the the psychiatric ward of the V.A. hospital stupid.
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| 75 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: You can room with me at the V.A. We'll put in an extra bunk, then you & I can watch the walls melt.
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| 76 | Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock
Murdock: You can always stay at my place, there's plenty of beds.
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| 77 | Murdock & Dominique | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Murdock & Dominique
Murdock: I'd get out of that wet suit if I were you.
Dominique: You're not in this wet suit.
Murdock: Not yet!
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| 78 | Narrator | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Narrator
Narrator: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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| 79 | Untitled | Other | Themes | MAD |
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| 80 | What does "B.A." stand for in B.A. Barac... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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What does "B.A." stand for in B.A. Baracus' name?
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Bad Attitude |
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Big Alpha |
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Brian Anderson |
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