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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Ape Nuts  | BBB | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Ape Nuts
The shelves at the grocery store are stocked with name brand foods that have parts of their names blocked out, creating new products. Actually Grape Nuts cereal.
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| 2 | Bargain Bob's | BBB | Retail | Discount Stores |
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Bargain Bob's
Discount store.
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| 3 | Blanigans | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Blanigans
Red takes Kitty to dinner for a special night out.
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| 4 | Charlie's Bar | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Charlie's Bar
Bar in Point Place.
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| 5 | Chocolate Super-Lax | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Chocolate Super-Lax
Eric and Donna trick Hyde, Kelso, Jackie and Fez into eating brownies laced with laxatives.
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| 6 | Chopping Down the Family Tree | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Chopping Down the Family Tree
Book Kitty is reading after she realizes that everybody forgot her birthday.
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| 7 | Don't Have a Liquor License Saloon | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Don't Have a Liquor License Saloon
Kelso: Uh, I mean, no. No, we're old. We're workers. We're all construction workers. Hey, fellas, did you see that brick today? Whoo!
Bud: Relax, guys. It's "Serve a Minor Night" at the old "Don't Have a Liquor License" Saloon.
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| 8 | Dr. Ashton K | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Ashton K
Doctor named after actor Ashton Kutcher.
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| 9 | Fatso Burger | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
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Fatso Burger
Fast food burger joint where Eric gets a job.
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| 10 | Fez's Angels | BBB | Video | TV-Police |
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Fez's Angels
Charlie's Angels with Fez instead of Charlie and the girls as the angels.
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| 11 | The Forman Bunch Variety Show | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Forman Bunch Variety Show
Parody of the Brady Bunch and the Partridge Family.
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| 12 | The Fotohut | BBB | Services | Photography Services |
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The Fotohut
Leo's photo development and camera vendor chain.
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| 13 | Hamburger Help | BBB | Food | Food-Baking |
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Hamburger Help
The shelves at the grocery store are stocked with name brand foods that have parts of their names blocked out, creating new products. Actually Hamburger Helper.
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| 14 | The Hub | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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The Hub
1950s-style soda fountain diner in Point Place where teenagers hang out.
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| 15 | Jerry Thunder | BBB | Radio | Radio Programs |
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Jerry Thunder
Radio DJ.
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| 16 | Kathie May Cosmetics | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Kathie May Cosmetics
Parody of Mary Kay Cosmetics. Kitty's twin sister is a cosmetics rep.
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| 17 | Meichtry Draft | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Meichtry Draft
Beer Red Forman drinks in various episodes.
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| 18 | Morley Cigarettes | BBB | Products | Cigarettes |
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Morley Cigarettes
Red tells Eric to smoke an entire pack of Morley cigarettes when he gets caught with cigarettes at school.
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| 19 | Phillies | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Phillies
Restaurant that Red and Kitty visit, a tribute to the classic American painting "Nighthawks" by artist Edward Hopper.
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| 20 | Playpen | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
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Playpen
Pornographic magazine.
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| 21 | Point Place High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Point Place High School
Local high school in Point Place.
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| 22 | Price Mart | BBB | Retail | Department Stores |
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Price Mart
Where Red works.
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| 23 | Schiffy's Gas N Go | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Schiffy's Gas N Go
The only place open by the time Red and Eric remember it's Kitty's birthday. Eric ends up giving her a balloon that reads, KNOCK OUT THE KNOCK KNOCKS AT SCHIFFY'S GAS N GO.
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| 24 | Servatron 2000 | BBB | Technology | Robot Models |
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Servatron 2000
Red dreams of life in the future in which he has a robotic butler called the Servatron 2000.
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| 25 | The Space Price Is Right | BBB | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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The Space Price Is Right
Red dreams of life in the future, in which The Price is Right is now known as The Space Price is Right.
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| 26 | The Vineyard  | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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The Vineyard
Eric and Donna go out to eat for Valentine's Day.
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| 27 | WFPP | BBB | Radio | Radio Stations |
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WFPP
Point Place, Wisconsin. Known as The Sound, where DJ Jerry Thunder.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 28 | October 31, 1957 | Dates | 20th Century: 50s | Events |
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October 31, 1957
Flashback to Halloween 1957. Kitty is handing out candy to the trick or treaters when she recalls Halloween 1957 when she learns she is pregnant with Laurie.
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| 29 | December 24, 1972 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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December 24, 1972
Christmas 1972 flashback: Red accidentally wrecks Eric's Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle.
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| 30 | May 17, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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May 17, 1976
Eric hangs out with his friends in the basement while his parents host a party with their friends upstairs.
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| 31 | October 23, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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October 23, 1976
Eric plays basketball with his friends in his driveway.
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| 32 | October 24, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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October 24, 1976
Red's unbearable mother spends a Sunday with the family.
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| 33 | November 24, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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November 24, 1976
Laurie brings her friend Kate home with her for Thanksgiving. Donna is angry when she finds out Kate kissed Eric and Red is reluctant to accept a job offer from Bob.
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| 34 | December 8, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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December 8, 1976
Eric starts hanging out with his lab partner, Buddy.
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| 35 | December 24, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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December 24, 1976
Bob makes Red work Christmas Eve at his appliance store.
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| 36 | January 13, 1977 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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January 13, 1977
Jackie invites everyone but Kelso to her ski cabin.
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| 37 | January 21, 1977 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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January 21, 1977
Red takes away the keys to Eric's Vista Cruiser after he notices a scratch on it, so the guys drive around in Kelso's cousin's car, which turns out to be stolen and the guys are detained.
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| 38 | February 13, 1977 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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February 13, 1977
Eric watches Gilligan's Island.
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| 39 | February 14, 1977 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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February 14, 1977
Eric and Donna go on a date so he can ask her to be his girlfriend.
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| OTHER |
| 40 | Caroline  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Caroline
Caroline: Hey Eric- Lookin' good. Call me.
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| 41 | Derek | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Derek
Derek: Ready thyself. On this night we fornicate.
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| 42 | Donna | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Donna
Donna: I hope she didn't give me like slut rabies!
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| 43 | Eric | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Eric
Eric: Let's turn that frown upside down. Let's have super hot sex, baby.
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| 44 | Eric & Donna | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Eric & Donna
Eric: See Donna, size doesn't matter.
Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me.
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| 45 | Fez | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fez
Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys- My balls have holes in them.
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| 46 | Fez | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fez
Fez: You are not a man!
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| 47 | Fez | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fez
Fez: Once you go Fez, you never go back. That rhymes in my language.
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| 48 | Fez | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fez
Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - my balls have writing on them.
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| 49 | Fez | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fez
Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - My balls are black and blue.
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| 50 | Hyde | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hyde
Hyde: You can say much by saying very little, grasshopper.
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| 51 | Hyde | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hyde
Hyde: Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins.
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| 52 | Hyde | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hyde
Hyde: I read somewhere that people in India fast, man. And, that it makes them think better. And, sometimes they can actually think themselves to death, man.
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| 53 | Hyde | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hyde
Hyde: You can't teach someone how to be zen. You can only learn how to be zen.
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| 54 | Hyde | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hyde
Hyde: I'm an original. I'm a Warhol. You're just a print.
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| 55 | Hyde & Jackie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hyde & Jackie
Hyde: If you really want to get under her skin you have to be zen.
Jackie: Zen? ok, you can't just make up words, Hyde.
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| 56 | Jackie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jackie
Jackie (according to Kelso): Somethin', somethin', never wanna see you again, blah, blah, blah.
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| 57 | Jackie & Fez | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jackie & Fez
Jackie: Fez, I'm cold.
Fez: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a rat's ass.
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| 58 | Jackie Burkhart & Michael Kelso | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jackie Burkhart & Michael Kelso
Jackie Burkhart: Michael, I have some bad news... I just found out I have BHD.
Michael Kelso: BHD?
Jackie Burkhart: Yeah, Brittle Hair Disease. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off.
Michael Kelso: So... you'll be...
Jackie Burkhart: Bald, Michael. B-A-L-D. No hair, shiny head, bald... And my hair... won't ever grow back either. Will you still love me when I'm bald?
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| 59 | Kelso | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kelso
Kelso (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - I've got ten pound balls.
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| 60 | Kelso | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kelso
Kelso: The unsung heroes of the new west.
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| 61 | Kelso | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kelso
Kelso: What father wouldn't like the guy that's nailing his daughter?
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| 62 | Laurie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Laurie
Laurie: Cosmetology school is too hard!
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| 63 | Miss Daisy Princess Beauty Pageant | Other | Events | Beauty Pageants |
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Miss Daisy Princess Beauty Pageant
Bob Eubanks crowns crowns Kelso Mr. Dairy Princess.
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| 64 | Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow | Other | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow
As punishment for their running away to California, Eric loses his car keys and Donna is henceforth sent to a strict Catholic girls school.
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| 65 | Pinciotti | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 66 | Red | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Red
Red: If you don't want to wear your ass for a hat, you'd better get upstairs.
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| 67 | Red | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Red
Red: Jedi Knight, phhh. Jedi dumbass.
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| 68 | Red | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Red
Red: Kitty says that if you too want to see each other there's nothing I can do about it, but she's wrong because I can kill you. That's a joke, Kelso. You should laugh when I tell a joke.
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| 69 | Red | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Red
Red: At this rate I'm gonna have a heart attack even before I get my jetpack!
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| 70 | Red & Bob | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Red & Bob
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, wo be quite honest with you.
Red: It's free.
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| 71 | Red & Steven | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Red & Steven
Red: Are you taking a beer?
Steven: Hey, focus man! He's dating your daughter!
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| 72 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 73 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 74 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 75 | Untitled | Other | Themes | 3-D |
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| 76 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 77 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 78 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 79 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 80 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 81 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 82 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 83 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 84 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 85 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 86 | Where do Eric and Red work together? | Other | Trivia | Questions |
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Where do Eric and Red work together?
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Price Mart |
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Cost Savers |
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Discount City |
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