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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Barbie  | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Barbie
Magazine in Barbie Land.
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| 2 | Barbie Cow Milk | BBB | Beverage Products | Milk |
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Barbie Cow Milk
Milk product that Barbie "drinks".
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| 3 | Barbiedales | BBB | Retail | Department Stores |
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Barbiedales
Department store in Barbie Land, Barbie version of Bloomingdales.
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| 4 | BAX | BBB | Travel | Airports |
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BAX
Airport in Barbie Land.
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| 5 | Best Shop Ever! | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
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Best Shop Ever!
Store in Barbie Land.
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| 6 | Bowling Alley | BBB | Entertainment | Bowling Alleys |
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Bowling Alley
Generic bowling alley in Barbie Land.
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| 7 | Brewski Beer | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Brewski Beer
Beer brand that Ken introduces to the Kens in Barbie Land.
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| 8 | Candy Candie Store | BBB | Food | Candy Stores |
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Candy Candie Store
Generic candy store in Barbie Land.
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| 9 | Cola | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Cola
Generic soft drink in Barbie's refrigerator.
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| 10 | Convenience Store | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Convenience Store
Generic convenience store in Venice Beach where Barbie and Ken steal cowboy outfits.
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| 11 | Crippling Shame Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Crippling Shame Barbie
One of Gloria's weird designs for a new Barbie product.
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| 12 | Curl & Tail Pet Store | BBB | Pets | Pet Stores |
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Curl & Tail Pet Store
Pet store in Barbie Land.
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| 13 | Davy Crockett Junior High School | BBB | Education | Junior High Schools |
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Davy Crockett Junior High School
Junior high school where Barbie tracks down Sasha.
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| 14 | Depression Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Depression Barbie
New Barbie product. Okay, kids, it's time to run out and get the new Depression Barbie. She wears sweatpants all day and night. She spent seven hours today on Instagram, looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos, while eating a family-size bag of Starbursts. And now her jaw is killing her. And she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice for the seventh time until she falls asleep. Anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD sold separately.
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| 15 | Empawrium | BBB | Pets | Pet Services |
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Empawrium
Pet salon in Barbie Land.
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| 16 | Full Body Cellulite Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Full Body Cellulite Barbie
One of Gloria's weird designs for a new Barbie product.
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| 17 | Gear Change | BBB | Food | Food-misc |
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Gear Change
Product advertised on the back of Top Tires magazine. "The Manly Man's Meal".
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| 18 | Horses | BBB | Literature | Books-Nature |
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Horses
Book by Ryan Bessin that Ken steals from the Davy Crockett Junior High School library and takes back to Barbie Land.
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| 19 | Ice Cream | BBB | Food | Ice Cream |
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Ice Cream
Generic ice cream truck in Barbie Land.
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| 20 | Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie
One of Gloria's weird designs for a new Barbie product.
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| 21 | Ken | BBB | Video | Movies-Comedy |
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Ken
New movie that goes into production after Ken turns Barbie Land into a patriarchy.
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| 22 | Ken Fauxjo Mojo Mink | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Ken Fauxjo Mojo Mink
Ken's coat.
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| 23 | Ken Radio | BBB | Radio | Radio Stations |
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Ken Radio
Ken's new radio station.
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| 24 | Ken Steak | BBB | Food | Meat |
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Ken Steak
Ken branded steak product that Madame President Barbie mentions: One minute I was president, and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him.
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| 25 | Ken TV Channel Network | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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Ken TV Channel Network
Ken's new TV station.
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| 26 | Ken TV Channel Network News | BBB | Video | TV-News Networks |
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Ken TV Channel Network News
TV news on Ken's new TV station.
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| 27 | Kendom Saloon | BBB | Nightlife | Saloons |
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Kendom Saloon
Saloon name on the doors that Ken installs when he takes over Barbie's Dream House.
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| 28 | Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House [Real World] | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House [Real World]
New Mattel product that appears after Ken turns Barbie Land into a patriarchy.
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| 29 | Men and Wars | BBB | Literature | Books-History |
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Men and Wars
Book by Stuart Scott that Ken steals from the Davy Crockett Junior High School library and takes back to Barbie Land.
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| 30 | Movie Theatre | BBB | Entertainment | Movie Theaters |
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Movie Theatre
Generic movie theater in Barbie Land.
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| 31 | Ordinary Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Ordinary Barbie
Gloria's idea: Okay, what about Ordinary Barbie? She's not extraordinary. She's not president of anything, or maybe she is. Maybe she's a mom. Maybe she's not. Because it's okay to just want to be a mom, or to wanna be president or a mom who is president. Or not a mom who's also not president. She just has a flattering top, and she wants to get through the day feeling kinda good about herself.
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| 32 | The Original Stereotypical Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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The Original Stereotypical Barbie
Product name on the giant Barbie package box at Mattel headquarters that the executives try to convince Barbie to get into.
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| 33 | The Origins of the Patriarchy | BBB | Literature | Textbooks |
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The Origins of the Patriarchy
Book by Godfrey Hogarth that Ken steals from the Davy Crockett Junior High School library and takes back to Barbie Land.
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| 34 | Pink Palm Cafe | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Pink Palm Cafe
Cafe in Barbie Land.
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| 35 | Proust Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Proust Barbie
Barbie product the Mattel CEO mentions. Reference to French novelist Marcel Proust's Swann's Way, the first volume of the novel In Search of Lost Time (also known as Remembrance of Things Past), in which the Narrator is thrown back into his childhood through the taste of a madeleine dipped in tea. Stereotypical Barbie has a similar experience of involuntary memory when she enters the box. Interestingly, Marcel Proust happened to be one of J. Robert Oppenheimer's favorite authors, connecting the film to Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which opened on the same day, inspiring the "Barbenheimer" phenomenon.
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| 36 | Seashell Beauty | BBB | Retail | Beauty Supply Stores |
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Seashell Beauty
Beauty supply store in Barbie Land.
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| 37 | Self-effacing Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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Self-effacing Barbie
Joke Ruth Handler makes: Maybe you're Self-Effacing Barbie?
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| 38 | Snack Bar | BBB | Dining | Snack Bars |
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Snack Bar
Generic fast food in Barbie Land.
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| 39 | Sonny's Sunglasses | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
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Sonny's Sunglasses
Store in Barbie Land.
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| 40 | Top Tires | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Top Tires
Magazine in Ken Land.
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| 41 | White Savior Barbie | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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White Savior Barbie
Joke Sasha makes: Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie!
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| 42 | Why Men Rule (Literally) | BBB | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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Why Men Rule (Literally)
Book that Ken steals from the Davy Crockett Junior High School library and takes back to Barbie Land.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 43 | Barbie Land | Map | Worlds | Fantasy Lands |
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Barbie Land
Land where the Barbies and the Kens live.
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| 44 | Barbie Way | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Ways |
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Barbie Way
Street in Barbie Land.
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| 45 | Barbie's Dream House | Map | Structures | Mansions |
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Barbie's Dream House
House where Barbie lives in Barbie Land.
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| 46 | Beach | Map | Water | Beaches |
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Beach
Generic beach in Barbie Land.
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| 47 | Kendom | Map | Worlds | Fantasy Lands |
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Kendom
Barbie Land's new name after Ken turns it into a patriarchy. Also referred to as "Ken Land", "Kendom Land". The land of the free and the men.
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| 48 | Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House [Barbie Land] | Map | Structures | Mansions |
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Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House [Barbie Land]
Name Ken gives Barbie's Dream House after turning Barbie Land into a patriarchy.
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| 49 | The Pink House | Map | Structures | Mansions |
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The Pink House
Barbie version of the White House Barbie Land, where the President lives.
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| OTHER |
| 50 | Barbie  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Barbie
Barbie: It's like I've been in a dream, where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.
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| 51 | Barbie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Barbie
Barbie: I don't know exactly what you meant with all of those little quips, but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre, which appears to be double, and I would just like to inform you, I do not have a vagina. And he does not have a penis. We don't have genitals.
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| 52 | Barbie's new last name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Barbie's new last name.
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| 53 | Frontiersmen | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Frontiersmen
Mascot for Davy Crockett Junior High School, the junior high school where Barbie tracks down Sasha.
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| 54 | Narrator | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Narrator
Narrator: Since the beginning of time, since the first little girl ever existed, there have been dolls. But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls. The girls who played with them could only ever play at being mothers. Which can be fun, at least for a while, anyway. Ask your mother. This continued until...
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| 55 | Sasha | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sasha
Sasha: Hello? Are you two, like, shining? Are you shining with a real Barbie?
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| 56 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 57 | Weird Barbie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Barbie
Weird Barbie: So, what'll it be then? You can go back to your regular life and forget any of this ever happened, or you can know the truth about the universe. The choice is now yours.
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