| # | | BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | | 1 | Shermer High Bull Dog  | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc | | Shermer High Bull Dog High school student newspaper.

| | 2 | Shermer High School  | BBB | Education | High Schools | | Shermer High School Local high school in Shermer, Illinois that holds all day detention on Saturdays.

| | FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | | 3 | March 24, 1984  | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events | | March 24, 1984 Brian Johnson: "Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

| | 4 | March 12  | Dates | No Year | Events | | March 12 Brian Johnson birthday, which Allison announces, shortly before revealing that she stole Brian's wallet.

| | MAKE BELIEVE MAP | | 5 | Shermer  | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | | Shermer Setting. City in Illinois.

| | OTHER | | 6 | Bender  | Other | Themes | 3-D | |
 | | #2d251f | #476279 | #7f252e |
| | 7 | The Breakdown Club  | Other | Polls | Polls | | The Breakdown Club Which character with at least 4 multiple personalities would you like to see as the cast in a remake of The Breakfast Club?
| Malcolm Rivers (+ limo driver Ed Dakota, Vegas prostitute Paris Nevada, newlyweds Lou and Ginny Isiana, 80s actress Caroline Suzanne, motel owner Larry Washington, mute child Timmy York, his mother Alice and stepfather George, escaped convict impersonating a police officer Samuel Rhodes and his inmate Robert Maine) (Identity) | 21.1% | | | Moon Knight (+ Marc Spector, Steven Grant, Jake Lockley, Mr. Knight and the three superheroes that Moon Knight mimicked during Brian Michael Bendis' run - Spider-Man, Wolverine and Captain America) (Marvel Comics) | 6.3% | | | Elliot Alderson (+ Mr. Robot, The Mother, Child Elliot, the Mastermind and the Audience) (Mr. Robot) | 6.3% | | | Dr. Carter Nix Jr. (+ his sadistic father Dr. Carter Nix Sr., sleazy con artist Cain, scared little boy Josh and Margo, the nanny who cares for the other alters and kills anyone who presents a real or imagined threat to them) (Raising Cain) | 10.6% | | | Adam (+ the real priest Adam, wheelchair bound David Burnberg, metal band singer Wes, the Adam versions of Granny and Cara's daughter Sammy) (Shelter) | 2.8% | | | Kevin Wendell Crumb's the Horde (Hedwig, Barry, Dennis, Patricia, Jade, Orwell, Mary Reynolds, Luke, Heinrich, Samuel, Norma, Goddard, Bernice, Polly, Rakel, Felida, Ansel, Jalin, Kat, B.T., Ian, Mr. Pritchard and the superhuman Beast) (Split) | 28.2% | | | Sybil Isabel Dorsett (+ young French girl Vicky Scharleau, sisters Peggy Lou and Peggy Ann Baldwin, maternal Mary Lucinda Saunders Dorsett, writer Marcia Lynn Dorsett, musician Vanessa Gail Dorsett, carpenters Mike and Sid Dorsett, political Nancy Lou Ann Baldwin, listless Sybil Ann Dorsett, the baby Ruthie Dorsett, religious Clara Dorsett, fearful Helen Dorsett, vivacious Marjorie Dorsett and perpetual teenager the Blonde) (Sybil) | 12.7% | | | Tara Gregson (+ caretaker Alice, Vietnam vet Buck, angry teen T, the animalistic Gimme, 5 year old child Chicken, psychologist Shoshana Schoenbaum and violent psychotic Bryce) (United States of Tara) | 8.5% | | | Madison Walker (+ Dr. Elizabeth Barnes, patients Alexis, Grace and Margaret, and the Helper) (Waking Madison) | 2.8% | | | Alice Hudson (+ Iris, young child Zoey, Sarah, tough but wild Emily, Tammy and warrior Kristen) (The Ward) | 0.7% | |
THIS POLL IS CLOSED. THE WINNER IS:
 |
| | 8 | Brian Johnson  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Brian Johnson Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

| | 9 | Brian Johnson | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Brian Johnson Brian Johnson: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is.
| | 10 | Brian Johnson's middle name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game | | Brian Johnson's middle name.
| | 11 | Bulldogs | Other | Sports | School Mascots | | Bulldogs Shermer High School mascot.
| | 12 | John Bender  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | John Bender John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

| | 13 | John Bender | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | John Bender John Bender: Uh, Dick? Excuse me, Rich? Will milk be made available to us?
| | 14 | John Bender  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | John Bender John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, but you'll eat that?

| | 15 | John Bender | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | John Bender John Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says... oh shit!
| | 16 | John Bender  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | John Bender John Bender: See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat. so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh.
| | 17 | John Bender | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | John Bender John Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, It'll be anarchy!
| | 18 | John Bender  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | John Bender John Bender: Eat my shorts.
| | 19 | Mr. Vernon  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Mr. Vernon Mr. Vernon: Shut up, Pee-wee.

| | 20 | Mr. Vernon  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Mr. Vernon Mr. Vernon: And when I say essay. I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear Mr. Bender?

| | 21 | Mr. Vernon  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Mr. Vernon Mr. Vernon: Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

| | 22 | Untitled  | Other | Themes | Flatliners 2 | |
 | | #631414 | #c57d7d | #000000 |
| | 23 | Untitled  | Other | Themes | Dark Shadows | |
 | | #000000 | #156065 | #156065 |
|
|