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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | C-SPIN   | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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C-SPIN
Lonny apologizes for his behavior at a press conference on C-SPIN, parody of C-SPAN.
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| 2 | Chang's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
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Chang's
Chinese restaurant where Lonny discovers a time portal that leads back to his apartment, resulting in several version of himself debating whether or not he should jerk off.
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| 3 | CySquatch | BBB | Technology | Robot Models |
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CySquatch
Cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes. A product of Globocore Industries.
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| 4 | Dr. Grant | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Grant
Lonny's doctor in a parody of Flowers for Algernon.
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| 5 | Flowers for Longernon | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Flowers for Longernon
Book about Lonny's experiences, parody of Flowers for Algernon.
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| 6 | The G Spot | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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The G Spot
TV news program on TMI, parody of TMZ.
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| 7 | Garrett Los Angeles | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Garrett Los Angeles
Reality TV show. Proposed new version of Lonny's show after he is murdered.
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| 8 | Globocore Industries | BBB | Companies | Industries |
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Globocore Industries
Makers of CySquatch, the cybernetic Sasquatch that chases Lonny and his friends through the forest after their flight to Las Vegas crashes.
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| 9 | Globocore National Bank | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Globocore National Bank
Bank named after the show's production company, from multiple episodes.
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| 10 | Herman Idaho | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Herman Idaho
Reality TV show, new version of Lonny now that he has a new identity.
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| 11 | Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Jizz Drippin' Out Her Ass
Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.
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| 12 | Kochinko | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Kochinko
Beverage product that Lonny does commercials for in Japan.
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| 13 | Lonny Los Angeles | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Lonny Los Angeles
Reality TV show featuring Lonny. For the second season, Lonny moves to Los Angeles for a fresh start.
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| 14 | Lonny [musician] | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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Lonny [musician]
Lonny becomes a rapper.
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| 15 | Lonny [TV series] | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Lonny [TV series]
Lonny's reality TV show.
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| 16 | Lonny's Belly Hole | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Lonny's Belly Hole
Sex product that his agent Eddie proposes to Lonny - a mold of his belly for old men to have sex with.
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| 17 | Los Angeles Tribune | BBB | Media | Newspapers-Tribunes |
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Los Angeles Tribune
Newspaper headline: Lonny Dead: C-List Star Brutally Murdered in Apparent Revenge Killing.
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| 18 | Petey's Painting | BBB | Maintenance | Home Maintenance Services |
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Petey's Painting
Company name on the getaway van that Lonny drives for the bank robbery.
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| 19 | Rolling Stoned | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Rolling Stoned
Lonny gets on the cover of this Rolling Stone parody when he becomes America's hottest new rap sensation. Headline: Lonny - Brutal Murderer or Misunderstood Songsmith? Also included in the same issue: Tasteless and vulgar candid closeups of Justin Beiber's balls.
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| 20 | Smashin' Titties | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Smashin' Titties
Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.
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| 21 | The State Ledger | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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The State Ledger
Newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin!
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| 22 | Steven Spielberg's The Crucible | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Steven Spielberg's The Crucible
Movie script that Eddie tells Lonny about, which he discovers while delivering the mail as postal worker.
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| 23 | Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wi... | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Strangle a Mother Fucker with a Piano Wire
Song that Lonny's producer mentions to Lonny in the recording studio.
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| 24 | TMI | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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TMI
TV station, parody of TMZ, featuring the TV news program The G Spot.
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| 25 | Venice School District | BBB | Education | Schools-misc |
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Venice School District
Lonny gives a speech in front of the Venice School District.
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| 26 | Zweebletech Industries | BBB | Companies | Industries |
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Zweebletech Industries
Company that Lonny invests in - and loses all his money.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 27 | November 15, 1973 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates |
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November 15, 1973
Date of Birth on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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| 28 | June 18, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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June 18, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: Dr. Grant said Stephanie desired something called intercourse. He begins a new regimen of an experimental drug to increase his intelligence.
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| 29 | June 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines |
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June 28, 2014
Date of The State Ledger newspaper headline: Lonnygate Sex, Scandal and Sin!
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| 30 | August 3, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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August 3, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I have new thoughts. Complex thoughts." The experimental medication he has been taking is beginning to increase his intelligence.
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| 31 | September 14, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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September 14, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I've developed an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. I've even found ways to improve my medication."
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| 32 | October 22, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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October 22, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "The most amazing night of my life." Lonny begins dating his nurse, and falling in love.
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| 33 | November 17, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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November 17, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's something wrong." Lonny realizes that the medication not only has a limit, but ultimately going to hurt him.
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| 34 | November 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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November 28, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "There's a way to fix this. There must be." Lonny becomes increasingly desperate to figure out how to maintain his current level of intelligence.
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| 35 | December 3, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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December 3, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "I can feel my mind slipping." Lonny begins to face the truth that his new higher intelligence will not last.
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| 36 | December 9, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Journal Entries |
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December 9, 2014
Date of entry in Lonny's journal while under the care of Dr. Grant in a parody of Flowers for Algernon: "This will be my last entry." Lonny prepares himself for what comes next.
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| 37 | October 15, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Expiration Dates |
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October 15, 2015
Expiration Date on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 38 | Northwoods | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Northwoods
City in Idaho. Address on on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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| 39 | Sanborn Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
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Sanborn Avenue
Street address on Lonny's new Idaho driver's license, under the name Herman Schmeltzer.
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| OTHER |
| 40 | Bethany | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bethany
Bethany: Yo, knocker! You talkin' shit 'bout my dry pussy?
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| 41 | Eddie Velour | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Eddie Velour
Eddie Velour: You ever huffed a human soul?
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| 42 | Garrett  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Garrett
Garrett: Oh, no.
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| 43 | Gina & Rich | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gina & Rich
Gina: Okay, what if we treat the Lonny brand like a franchise, like he's a character, but he could be played by different actors, like a Superman, or a Batman?
Rich: Love it! Gina, I can't even tell you how much I love that idea. I want to rip these pants off right now and sit on your face.
Gina: Thank you, Rich.
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| 44 | Lloyd & Eddie Velour | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lloyd & Eddie Velour
Lloyd: May I interest you in a nice, fresh mojito, Mr. Velour?
Eddie velour: Lloyd, you read my mind.
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| 45 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lonny
Lonny: Ain't no god in the jungle, motherfucker.
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| 46 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lonny
Lonny: Goodbye, Garrett.
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| 47 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lonny
Lonny: You look really pretty, you know that?
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| 48 | Lonny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lonny
Lonny: Motherfucker, I am the street!
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| 49 | Lonny's bum fighting name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Lonny's bum fighting name.
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| 50 | Lonny's Disastrous First Date | Other | Themes | Dark Shadows |
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| 51 | Lonny's dog's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Lonny's dog's name.
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| 52 | Lonny's future son's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Lonny's future son's name.
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| 53 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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