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| 1 | 2nd Infantry Division B Company Presents...  | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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2nd Infantry Division B Company Presents: Shakespeare's Greatest Hits
Theatrical production.
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| 2 | Amateur Competition  | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Amateur Competition
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 3 | The Arthur Hamm Hospital for the Crimina... | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals-Mental Health |
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The Arthur Hamm Hospital for the Criminally Insane
Mental hospital where David Wain is put.
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| 4 | Astromech Droid  | BBB | Technology | Robot Models |
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Astromech Droid
Actors Cutter Spindell and Ron Huebel dress up as protocol droid C-3PO and astromech droid R2-D2 from Star Wars in an attempt to hide Owen's dialysis machine.
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| 5 | At Home Recovery | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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At Home Recovery
Nils Vildervaan's home video for rehabilitation.
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| 6 | Bag Full of Dicks | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Bag Full of Dicks
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 7 | Barnsjukhus | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Barnsjukhus
Dr. Valerie Flame's spin-off show.
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| 8 | Big Spalsh | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Big Spalsh
Movie mentioned in article next to the article about Childrens Hospital being revived in the Hollywood Report.
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| 9 | Black Family and White Family | BBB | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Black Family and White Family
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 10 | Black Hospital | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Black Hospital
TV show starring Marlon Wayans from.
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| 11 | Blackout | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Blackout
The name of the kid's band that asks for the name tattooed on his arm and get s pancakes tattoo instead.
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| 12 | Blake Downs, M.D. | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Blake Downs, M.D.
Childrens Hopital spin-off TV show coming this fall.
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| 13 | Bloopers and Bleepers | BBB | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Bloopers and Bleepers
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 14 | Bob Ruggers and His All-Cuban Band | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Bob Ruggers and His All-Cuban Band
Band on the TV show "The Show You Watch"
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| 15 | Brazil's Finest | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Brazil's Finest
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 16 | Brazil's Most Haunted Locker Rooms | BBB | Literature | Books-Travel |
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Brazil's Most Haunted Locker Rooms
Book from various episodes.
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| 17 | Cancer Machine | BBB | Technology | Medical Devices |
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Cancer Machine
Also known as CM 2000.
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| 18 | Chandless Tomato Soup | BBB | Food | Soup |
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Chandless Tomato Soup
Sponsor of the TV show "The Show You Watch"
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| 19 | Channel 4 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 4
Local news crew at press conference.
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| 20 | Chase McKeever | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Pop |
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Chase McKeever
Also known as C-Word. International pop star. "Damn it I got fro-yo all over my yo-yo yo."
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| 21 | Childrens Hospital Air | BBB | Travel | Airlines |
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Childrens Hospital Air
The airline that administrator Sy Mittleman creates to make money using the hospital's helicopter.
 
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| 22 | Childrens Hospital Review | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Childrens Hospital Review
The idea that saves administrator Sy Mittleman's job, after he gets fired for failing to turnt he hospital around in one year, featuring scantily clad dancing girls.
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| 23 | Childrens Hospital [hospital] | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Childrens Hospital [hospital]
A children's hospital named after Dr. Arthur Childrens. Located in Brazil.
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| 24 | Childrens Hospital [TV show] | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Childrens Hospital [TV show]
The show within the show on Childrens Hospital.
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| 25 | Childrens Hospital: Canada | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Childrens Hospital: Canada
Spin-off series that takes place at a children's hospital in Canada.
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| 26 | Childrens Hospital: Hawaii | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Childrens Hospital: Hawaii
Spin-off series that takes place at a children's hospital in Hawaii.
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| 27 | Childrens Hospital: India | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Childrens Hospital: India
Spin-off series that takes place at a children's hospital in India.
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| 28 | Childrens Hospital: Los Angeles | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Childrens Hospital: Los Angeles
Spin-off series that takes place at a children's hospital in Los Angeles.
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| 29 | Childrens Hospital: The Movie | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Childrens Hospital: The Movie
Potential movie version of the Childrens Hospital TV show.
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| 30 | Children's Viagra | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Children's Viagra
Drug product shown.
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| 31 | Chocolate Steroid Amphetamines | BBB | Products | Narcotics |
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Chocolate Steroid Amphetamines
A magical elixir that Blake, Glenn and the Chief accidentally create.
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| 32 | Cleaners | BBB | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
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Cleaners
Owen's father's dry-cleaning store.
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| 33 | The Denizen Stoop Story | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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The Denizen Stoop Story
Movie from David Wain's threat.
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| 34 | Disposable Income | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Disposable Income
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 35 | Dividends | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Dividends
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 36 | DJ Dejenuer | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-DJs |
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DJ Dejenuer
Dr. Blake Downs' DJ name at Sy's tenure party.
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| 37 | DJ Owen | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-DJs |
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DJ Owen
Owen's DJ name at Sy's tenure party.
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| 38 | Doctors with Borders | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Doctors with Borders
Dr. Owen Maestro's spin-off show.
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| 39 | Don't Put Your Hand in There! | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Don't Put Your Hand in There!
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 40 | Don't Shake the Baby! | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Don't Shake the Baby!
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 41 | The Doors | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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The Doors
A Vietnamese band.
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| 42 | Dory | BBB | Technology | A.I. |
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Dory
Artificial intelligence computer program within the Grid. Also referred to as a "binary algorithm wrapped in a computer projection".
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| 43 | Dr. Avery Zimmerman | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Avery Zimmerman
Sy's real name, revealed.
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| 44 | Dr. Black | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Black
Marlon Wayans' character on the TV show Black Hospital from.
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| 45 | Dr. Blake Downs | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Blake Downs
Doctor at Childrens Hospital that believes in "the healing power of laughter" instead of medicine.
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| 46 | Dr. Brian | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Brian
Black bisexual doctor who left Childrens Hospital several years ago to consult on Marlon Wayans' show, Black Hospital.
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| 47 | Dr. Brock Stryker | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Brock Stryker
Dead doctor.
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| 48 | Dr. Cat Black | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Cat Black
Doctor at Childrens Hospital that dates Little Nicky, a six-year-old boy with advanced aging disease.
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| 49 | Dr. Ed Helms | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Ed Helms
Doctor at Childrens Hospital that makes sexual remarks about The Chief, along with Dr. Mantzouka.
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| 50 | Dr. Glenn Richie | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Glenn Richie
Doctor at Childrens Hospital.
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| 51 | Dr. Jason Mantzouka | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Jason Mantzouka
Doctor at Childrens Hospital that makes sexual remarks about The Chief, along with Dr. Helms.
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| 52 | Dr. Joe | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Joe
Doctor at Childrens Hospital that turns out to be German SS officer Josef Mengele.
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| 53 | Dr. Kids | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Kids
Doctor.
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| 54 | Dr. Knuckles | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Knuckles
Doctor at Childrens Hospital.
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| 55 | Dr. Leo Richie | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Leo Richie
Glenn's brother.
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| 56 | Dr. Little Girl | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Little Girl
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| 57 | Dr. Lola Spratt | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Lola Spratt
Doctor at Childrens Hospital that's obsessed with Cat Black who fakes her own death.
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| 58 | Dr. Marty Weiss | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Marty Weiss
International pop star Chase McKeever's personal physician and swagger coach.
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| 59 | Dr. Max Von Sydow | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Max Von Sydow
Neuro-specialist.
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| 60 | Dr. Maxine Spratt | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Maxine Spratt
Lola's younger, prettier sister.
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| 61 | Dr. Mole People Doctor | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Dr. Mole People Doctor
Dr. Lola Spratt's spin-off show.
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| 62 | Dr. Nate Schacter | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Nate Schacter
Doctor at Childrens Hospital and Blake's rival clown doctor.
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| 63 | Dr. Owen Maestro | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Owen Maestro
Doctor at Childrens Hospital and former New York cop who left the force after 9/11.
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| 64 | Dr. Parker | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Parker
Lola's psychiatrist.
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| 65 | Dr. Valerie Flame | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Valerie Flame
Doctor at Childrens Hospital whose secret identity is Derrick Childrens.
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| 66 | Dr. Velam Geza | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Velam Geza
Night shift supervisor.
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| 67 | Drunk Housewives | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Drunk Housewives
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 68 | The Dumb Drops | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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The Dumb Drops
Band on the radio: That was "Panties Full of Honey" by The Dumb Drops, number 97 on our year-end countdown. I'm Glenn Beck. It's a rainy New Year's Eve.
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| 69 | Durstin | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Durstin
Non-alcoholic beer the guys drink trying to get high.
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| 70 | Fartcopter | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Fartcopter
New TV show.
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| 71 | The Firm Stool | BBB | Literature | Books-Medical |
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The Firm Stool
Book the Chief reads during Season 6.
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| 72 | First National Bank of Shut Up | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks |
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First National Bank of Shut Up
Bank from a joke Glenn makes.
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| 73 | Frank's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Frank's
Restaurant where Sy is reunited with his daughter, a black man who is Brian's father but not Cat's father.
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| 74 | Funny Old People | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Funny Old People
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 75 | Galifianakis | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Galifianakis
Film starring Just Falcon, directed by Denizen Stoop.
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| 76 | Garcia | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Garcia
Film starring Just Falcon, directed by Denizen Stoop.
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| 77 | The Ghost Doctorer | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Ghost Doctorer
Dr. Cat Black's spin-off show.
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| 78 | Glenn | BBB | Technology | A.I. |
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Glenn
Artificial intelligence computer program within the Grid. Also referred to as a 'binary algorithm wrapped in a computer projection'.
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| 79 | Grandview Elementary School | BBB | Education | Elementary Schools |
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Grandview Elementary School
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| 80 | Gray Barstoke | BBB | Food | Candy Stores |
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Gray Barstoke
Discrete lollipop salesman. "Lollipops for any occasion, discretion guaranteed"
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| 81 | Greater Pittsburgh Bank | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Greater Pittsburgh Bank
Bank name visible on poster behind Lola at the Pittsburgh Airfield.
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| 82 | Grown Ups Hospital | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Grown Ups Hospital
Hospital for grown ups, not children.
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| 83 | Gunt Wars | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Gunt Wars
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 84 | HandkerCHIEFs | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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HandkerCHIEFs
Handkerchef brand.
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| 85 | Harborlight Mall | BBB | Retail | Shopping Centers |
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Harborlight Mall
"And we'd do it again, 'cause, news flash, Sy, I don't want to run your hospital, 'cause as a surgeon, I make sick money, and you live in a condo at the Harborlight Mall."
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| 86 | HOB Live | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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HOB Live
TV news program. HOB stands for "House of Brian". Brian is the obnoxious host. "Coming up: The Taco Tackler"
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| 87 | The Hospital of Children | BBB | Literature | Books-History |
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The Hospital of Children
The book that the show was based on, according to Rob Corddry in one of the Adult Swim Wrapround shorts, available on the Season 1 DVD. "#1 National Best Seller"
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| 88 | Hump Cola | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Hump Cola
New cola product Owen and Lola create from the fluid in the Chief's back hump that tastes like Coke.
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| 89 | Iatric Monthly | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Iatric Monthly
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 90 | Infinity Hills | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Infinity Hills
Dr. Glenn Ritchie's spin-off show.
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| 91 | Item | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Item
Pop culture magazine seen. Inspired by Time magazine.
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| 92 | J. Buckley Whiskey | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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J. Buckley Whiskey
Whiskey product.
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| 93 | Jewish Doctors Journal | BBB | Media | Journals |
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Jewish Doctors Journal
Magazine.
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| 94 | The Kabuki Theater of Osaka | BBB | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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The Kabuki Theater of Osaka
Billboard on the Japanese army base with picture of a costumed character that looks like Blake.
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| 95 | Kid Emergency Room | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Kid Emergency Room
Another long running TV show about a children's' hospital.
 
 
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| 96 | Kiddies First Tattoo Kit | BBB | Toys | Toy Kits |
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Kiddies First Tattoo Kit
Kit the new tattoo shop is handing out to kids.
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| 97 | Kids Free Clinic | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Kids Free Clinic
Free clinic.
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| 98 | Knife Factory | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Knife Factory
Where the 10 year old boy that got stabbed works.
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| 99 | KRAB | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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KRAB
TV Station at press conference.
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| 100 | Laser Hospital | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Laser Hospital
Hospital that Maestro goes to work for.
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| 101 | LichterStadt Filmcorp | BBB | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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LichterStadt Filmcorp
Film production company for David Wain's never finished prison epic Penalties of Promise.
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| 102 | Locked in Doctorin | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Locked in Doctorin
The Chief's spin-off show.
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| 103 | Louisiana Fried Chicken Persian Food | BBB | Dining | Fast Food-Chicken |
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Louisiana Fried Chicken Persian Food
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.
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| 104 | Love Letters | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Love Letters
Movie starring Cathy Rigby and Zach Braff.
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| 105 | Lynn Williams | BBB | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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Lynn Williams
Actress that portrays Dr. Lola Spratt.
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| 106 | The Madisons | BBB | Video | TV-Comedy |
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The Madisons
Canceled TV show starring the actor played by Henry Winkler that played the hospital administrator on the show within the show on Childrens Hospital.
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| 107 | The Mal-Ladies | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-A Cappella |
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The Mal-Ladies
Lola's college barbershop quartet.
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| 108 | Matthew Criti Gallery | BBB | Arts | Art Galleries |
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Matthew Criti Gallery
Art gallery mentioned by Just Falcon's agent.
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| 109 | MaxDude | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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MaxDude
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 110 | Men'n | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
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Men'n
Girlie magazine.
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| 111 | My Big Black Cock | BBB | Video | Adult Films |
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My Big Black Cock
Richard Gere's new movie.
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| 112 | Nathealth.dpt | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Nathealth.dpt
Official web address of the National Division of Health.
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| 113 | Neonate Remedy | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Neonate Remedy
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 114 | New York Report | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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New York Report
Stand-in for the New York Post newspaper.
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| 115 | Newsreaders | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Newsreaders
TV news show from various episodes.
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| 116 | Nils Vidervaan, Professional Interventio... | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Nils Vidervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
Trained interventionist and Michael Jackson impersonator from various episodes.
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| 117 | Nine Lives | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Nine Lives
Sy Mittleman's spin-off show.
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| 118 | The Nipple Kings | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Nipple Kings
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 119 | Paging Doctor Maestro Show | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Paging Doctor Maestro Show
Owen Maestro's TV show.
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| 120 | Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster | BBB | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Mixed drink from from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that the doctors from Laser Hospital drink when they take Maestro out dancing and drinking, shortly before mocking him and beating him up.
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| 121 | Panties Full of Honey | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Panties Full of Honey
Song on the radio: That was "Panties Full of Honey" by The Dumb Drops, number 97 on our year-end countdown. I'm Glenn Beck. It's a rainy New Year's Eve.
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| 122 | The Patrolman | BBB | Video | TV-Police |
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The Patrolman
Canceled TV show starring the actor played by Henry Winkler that played the hospital administrator on the show within the show on Childrens Hospital.
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| 123 | Pediatrica | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Pediatrica
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 124 | Penalties of Promise | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Penalties of Promise
David Wain's second feature film and never finished prison epic starring Just Falcon and Cutter Spindell.
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| 125 | The People Behind These Masks | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The People Behind These Masks
Madonna's new song about doctors.
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| 126 | People of Interest | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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People of Interest
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 127 | Pittsburgh Airfield | BBB | Travel | Airports |
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Pittsburgh Airfield
Airport where Childrens Hospital Air lands in Pittsburgh - the airline that administrator Sy Mittleman creates to make money using the hospital's helicopter.
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| 128 | Policeman Vs Fireman | BBB | Video | TV-Police |
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Policeman Vs Fireman
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 129 | Prison Hospital | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Prison Hospital
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 130 | Protocol Droid | BBB | Technology | Robot Models |
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Protocol Droid
Actors Cutter Spindell and Ron Huebel dress up as protocol droid C-3PO and astromech droid R2-D2 from Star Wars in an attempt to hide Owen's dialysis machine.
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| 131 | Ride World | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Ride World
Amusement park from various episodes.
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| 132 | Run Policeman, Run! | BBB | Video | TV-Police |
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Run Policeman, Run!
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 133 | The Salty Dogs | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Salty Dogs
Canceled TV show starring the actor played by Henry Winkler that played the hospital administrator on the show within the show on Childrens Hospital.
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| 134 | San Paulo Exterminators of Brazil | BBB | Maintenance | Pest Control Services |
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San Paulo Exterminators of Brazil
Extermination company that treats Childrens Hospital for termites while the staff goes to Japan.
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| 135 | San Paulo News Day | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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San Paulo News Day
San Paulo's Daily Picture Newspaper. Headline: Ford to Hospitals: Regarding Hot Dogs Drop Dead.
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| 136 | The Sandwich | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Sandwich
David Wain's first feature film, starring Just Falcon.
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| 137 | Scoke | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Scoke
Childrens Hospital version of Coke.
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| 138 | Screw-ups and Blunders | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Screw-ups and Blunders
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 139 | Second National Bank of Go Jump in a Lak... | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Second National Bank of Go Jump in a Lake
Bank from a joke Glenn makes.
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| 140 | The Shark Wrestler | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Shark Wrestler
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 141 | Shmeg-poop-omometer | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Shmeg-poop-omometer
Imaginary medical tool used to save an imaginary friend.
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| 142 | The Show You Watch | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Show You Watch
TV show.
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| 143 | Sir Tinkle Butt | BBB | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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Sir Tinkle Butt
Blake's brother the clown.
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| 144 | Stever Donuts | BBB | Food | Donut Shops |
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Stever Donuts
Donut shop.
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| 145 | Surgical Simulation Software | BBB | Technology | Software |
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Surgical Simulation Software
Software that Tug uses.
 
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| 146 | Teen Menopause | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Teen Menopause
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 147 | Tele 22 | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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Tele 22
TV channel that airs the TV shows Childrens Hospital and Blake Downs, M.D.
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| 148 | Television Network | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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Television Network
Generic station that broadcasts Childrens Hospital.
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| 149 | TheLongTermCareWing.com | BBB | Media | Websites |
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TheLongTermCareWing.com
Blog by a dying kid in the long term care wing of Childrens Hospital.
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| 150 | Through the Eyes of a Falcon | BBB | Entertainment | Museum Exhibits |
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Through the Eyes of a Falcon
Just Falcon's photography exhibit.
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| 151 | Top 25: The Magazine of Lists | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Top 25: The Magazine of Lists
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 152 | Touch It | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Touch It
Pop culture magazine inspired by In Touch.
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| 153 | Transinducer | BBB | Technology | Medical Devices |
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Transinducer
Medical device used by the Klingon.
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| 154 | Truth in Comedy | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Truth in Comedy
Book. "Andy Dick did comedy?" - Dr. Blake Downs.
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| 155 | Tug Spano M.D. | BBB | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery |
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Tug Spano M.D.
The new pediatric plastic surgeon.
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| 156 | TV Helper | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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TV Helper
Stand-in for TV Guide.
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| 157 | Ulysses S. | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Ulysses S.
Film starring Just Falcon, directed by Denizen Stoop.
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| 158 | Uni Medical Solutions | BBB | Healthcare | Medical Services |
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Uni Medical Solutions
"Sorry to interrupt, but I'm Cyrus Mittleman from Uni Medical Solutions, your new Director."
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| 159 | Up at 5 | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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Up at 5
Morning talk show.
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| 160 | Version 6.1 Medical Plug-in 957-A | BBB | Technology | Computer Peripherals |
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Version 6.1 Medical Plug-in 957-A
Neural plug-in.
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| 161 | Voice Overs for Dummies | BBB | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Voice Overs for Dummies
Book.
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| 162 | Whoomp It | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Whoomp It
Search engine Owen uses to search for tongue depressors.
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| 163 | Winkel | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Winkel
Film starring Just Falcon, directed by Denizen Stoop.
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| 164 | The Winner | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Winner
TV show listed on Television ratings report.
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| 165 | Wires | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Wires
One of the magazines seen during the group hallucination that Blake, Glenn and the Chief experience after accidentally creating the magical chocolate steroid amphetamine elixir.
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| 166 | Wobbly Women | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Wobbly Women
Skin magazine.
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| 167 | www.femalehusband.net | BBB | Media | Websites |
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www.femalehusband.net
Website recommended by Matthew Perry if you want to see really raw hardcore lesbian porn.
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| 168 | www.racematters.net | BBB | Media | Websites |
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www.racematters.net
Website recommended by Matthew Perry if you want to learn more about race and identity.
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| 169 | Yo MTV Snaps | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Yo MTV Snaps
TV show from joke: "Let's save the snaps for Yo MTV Snaps"
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| 170 | Yummy Candy Corporation | BBB | Food | Food Companies |
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Yummy Candy Corporation
Candy company.
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| 171 | ZZ Top: 3 Lives | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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ZZ Top: 3 Lives
Film starring Just Falcon, directed by Denizen Stoop.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 172 | April 15, 1912 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events |
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April 15, 1912
In the "A Night at Sea" sketch on the old black and white TV show The Show You Watch, the captain of the Titanic chooses to go down with the ship rather than sharing a lifeboat with a complaining woman named Edith.
 
 
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| 173 | January 14, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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January 14, 1976
Date that the episode The 70s Episode was produced. A controversial episode that ended with the staff of Children's Hospital engaging in an orgy.
 
 
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| 174 | May 31, 1976 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Expiration Dates |
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May 31, 1976
Taxicab driver Rupert Pupkin's license expires.
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| 175 | September 11, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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September 11, 2001
Owen leaves the police force after 9/11.
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| 176 | September 12, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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September 12, 2001
Owen's old police force partner Briggs claims the events of 9/11 transpired on September 12th, not the 11th.
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| 177 | September 25, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Birth Dates |
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September 25, 2006
Obviously fake date of birth on Mafia gangster Francis A. Maxwell's Alaska driver's license, which he presents when asking to be treated at Childrens Hospital.
 
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| 178 | February 1, 2010 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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February 1, 2010
Date of Daily Variety article about the cancellation of Childresn Hospital.
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| 179 | September 10, 2010 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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September 10, 2010
On 9/11 Eve, Owen and his old police force partner Briggs discuss their plans to commemorate the anniversary of 9/11 the next day.
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| 180 | September 11, 2010 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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September 11, 2010
Owen and his old police partner Briggs commemorate the anniversary of 9/11 with a Rob Schneider film festival.
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| 181 | January 14, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines |
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January 14, 2011
Date of 'A Country Mansion' weekend getaway event that the Newsreaders TV show arranges to bring the cast of Childrens Hospital back together. They are offered a meal to eat and enjoy each other's company, or a gun. And everybody chooses the guns.
 
 
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| 182 | June 3, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines |
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June 3, 2011
Date of Daily Variety newspaper headline: Gone with the Spin: Net Kills Doc Drama Spawn.
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| 183 | June 19, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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June 19, 2011
Father's Day. Lola and Brian try to reunite Cat with her father. Blake waits for a criminal to be executed so that he can cut out his heart and bring it to the hospital before a minor turns 18, at which point Childrens can no longer treat them. Sy runs a urine drive.
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| 184 | June 24, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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June 24, 2011
Date of Hollywood Reporter article about the revival of Childrens Hospital.
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| 185 | December 31, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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December 31, 2011
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates New Year's Eve, administrator Sy Mittleman is given one year to turn the hospital around.
 
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| 186 | January 17, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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January 17, 2012
Dr. Lola Spratt is told to press a big red button beside her patient's bed every ten minutes or the patient will die - Date visible when Lola pulls out her phone to set a reminder alarm.
 
 
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| 187 | February 14, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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February 14, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates Valentine's Day, Dr. Blake Downs and Nurse Dori have sex in the broom closet.
 
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| 188 | April 8, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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April 8, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates Easter, Nurse Dori informs Dr. Blake Downs that she got pregnant after they had sex in the broom closet on Valentine's Day.
 
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| 189 | May 13, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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May 13, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates Mother's day, German SS officer Josef Mengele bakes red, white and blue lolly cakes.
 
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| 190 | July 4, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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July 4, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates the 4th of July, German SS officer Josef Mengele bakes red, white and blue lolly cakes.
 
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| 191 | October 31, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 31, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates Halloween, Dr. Lola Spratt takes a shift flying on Childrens Hospital Air and Dr. Glenn Richie calls the Simon Wiesenthal Center.
 
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| 192 | November 22, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 22, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates Thanksgiving, German SS officer Josef Mengele escapes from authorities after having been posing as a doctor for the last year.
 
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| 193 | December 25, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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December 25, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates Christmas, Nurse Dori gives birth to the baby she and Dr. Blake Downs conceived on Valentine's Day when they had sex in the broom closet.
 
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| 194 | December 31, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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December 31, 2012
While the Childrens Hospital staff celebrates New Year's Eve, administrator Sy Mittleman is fired, after having been given one year to turn the hospital around and failed... until he proposes one more idea - the Childrens Hospital Review, featuring scantily clad dancing girls.
 
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| 195 | October 1, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 1, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Make ice cream for party.
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| 196 | October 6, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 6, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Need wet cat food (and dry).
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| 197 | October 7, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 7, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Wash truck / 8-9 Kickboxing class.
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| 198 | October 8, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 8, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Pull receipts for accountant.
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| 199 | October 12, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 12, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Pay gas bill "due".
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| 200 | October 13, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 13, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Make grocery list for tomorrow pickup.
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| 201 | October 14, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 14, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Thursday I Die!!!
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| 202 | October 15, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 15, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Appointment with Chip - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 203 | October 19, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 19, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 204 | October 20, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 20, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Wash car / Go grocery shopping - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 205 | October 21, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 21, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Oil change (bring coupon) - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 206 | October 22, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 22, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Vacuum back room / Pay cable bill - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 207 | October 26, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 26, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: 8:00-9:00 Kickboxing class - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 208 | October 27, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 27, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Jenna's B-day party!! - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 209 | October 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 28, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Pick up drycleaning - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| 210 | October 29, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 29, 2014
Date of note on Chet's calendar: Drop clothes off for dry-cleaning - which Chet has crossed off after finding out through a DNA test that he's going to die on Thursday.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 211 | A. Childrens Orphanage | Map | Residential Communities | Orphanages |
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A. Childrens Orphanage
Childrens Hospital used to be an orphanage.
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| 212 | Fort Rosenthal | Map | Structures | Military Bases |
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Fort Rosenthal
US army base in Osaka, Japan where the staff goes while Childrens Hospital gets treated for termites.
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| 213 | Fox Grove Court | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Courts |
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Fox Grove Court
Mentioned.
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| 214 | The Grid | Map | Detention Centers | Correctional Facilities |
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The Grid
A computer generated physical reality / a prison built in the middle of a war-torn wasteland. A massive fortress where the children of the losing army of the brutal war 25 years ago were locked away to prevent them from taking revenge.
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| 215 | Ipanema Drive | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Drives |
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Ipanema Drive
Street.
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| 216 | Lick My Butthole Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Lanes |
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Lick My Butthole Lane
The sham address Detective Chance Briggs gives the Japanese police chief when asked for his address.
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| 217 | Mellon Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Lanes |
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Mellon Lane
Address in Anchorage listed on gangster Francis A. Maxwell's Alaska driver's license, which he presents when asking to be treated at Childrens Hospital.
 
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| 218 | Traduszir Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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Traduszir Street
Address on tongue depressor Cat gives Owen when he's investigating the tongue depressor conspiracy.
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| OTHER |
| 219 | Airbornimal | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Airbornimal
An animal that can fly.
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| 220 | Boom Town Breakdance Troupe | Other | Sports | Dance Teams |
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Boom Town Breakdance Troupe
Group of dancers that save the staff during a tornado in a flashback.
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| 221 | Brain Stem Syndrome | Other | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
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Brain Stem Syndrome
The name can be misleading. It's more of a disease than a syndrome.
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| 222 | Chiefs | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Chiefs
East Sao Paulo High School mascot visible on T-shirt.
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| 223 | Childrens Hospital Fundraiser Gala | Other | Organizations | Charities |
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Childrens Hospital Fundraiser Gala
Fundraising event sponsored by Childrens Hospital.
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| 224 | Diarrhea Brown | Other | Matter | Colors |
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Diarrhea Brown
Color of the Chief's eyes, according to Chet: Oh! I am so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you... I just wanted to come in here and... take a look at those eyes so I can match my rose corsage to them. Diarrhea brown. Diarrhea brown. So perfect, just like you.
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| 225 | Doctor of the Year Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Doctor of the Year Award
Award that Blake owns, also known as a "DOY".
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| 226 | Dr. Blake Downs, Dr. Owen Maestro & Davi... | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Blake Downs, Dr. Owen Maestro & David Wain.
Dr. Blake Downs: Greetings Master David. I am C-3PO, Childrens Hospital's resident protocol droid. And this is my counterpart, R2-D2.
Dr. Owen Maestro: I'm Owen Skywalker, Jedi pediatrician. What do you think, David? This could be a really great thing for my character!
David Wain: No, and that R2 unit looks like it has a bad motivator.
 
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| 227 | Dr. Downs Syndrome | Other | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
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Dr. Downs Syndrome
Disease named after Dr. Blake Downs.
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| 228 | Dr. Glenn Richie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Glenn Richie
Dr. Glenn Richie: I'm just gonna come right out and say it - your son had a bomb in his stomach. Do not worry, we were able to remove it.
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| 229 | Dr. Lola Spratt | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Lola Spratt
Dr. Lola Spratt (imitating Forrest Gump): Oh, look, there's Yoda. (Imitating Yoda) Use the Force with this helicopter, you must.
 
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| 230 | Dying Wish Foundation | Other | Organizations | Charities |
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Dying Wish Foundation
Parody of the Make A Wish Foundation.
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| 231 | Fastest Team Tonsillectomy Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Fastest Team Tonsillectomy Award
Award.
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| 232 | HBS | Other | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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HBS
Hot Boob Syndrome. Disease that the doctor tells the patient when they're filming the porno during the night shift.
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| 233 | Horse AIDS | Other | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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Horse AIDS
Disease.
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| 234 | The Lola Spratt Foundation to Help the H... | Other | Organizations | Charities |
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The Lola Spratt Foundation to Help the Hungry
Charity.
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| 235 | McKeever Fever | Other | Medical Conditions | Viruses |
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McKeever Fever
A very rare serious virus isolated at the McKeever medical conference in 1909.
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| 236 | McKeever Medical Conference | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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McKeever Medical Conference
Where McKeever Fever was first isolated in 1909.
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| 237 | The Never Makes the Bed Syndrome | Other | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
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The Never Makes the Bed Syndrome
Joke disease Blake's wife says he has on his new TV show.
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| 238 | Orlando Bloom Syndrome | Other | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
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Orlando Bloom Syndrome
Disease: "one minute he's here and then - where'd he go?"
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| 239 | Sombialysis | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Sombialysis
Condition that makes people spontaneously burst into song.
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| 240 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 241 | Untitled | Other | Themes | 3-D |
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