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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Akron Home Associates  | BBB | Services | Realty Services |
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Akron Home Associates
Realty service where Melissa used to work in Akron. "Akron's #1 Real Estate Team"
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| 2 | Alana | BBB | Technology | Audiovisual Devices |
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Alana
Last Man on Earth version of Amazon.com's Alexa.
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| 3 | Apache Belt and Suspender Repair  | BBB | Services | Repair Services |
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Apache Belt and Suspender Repair
Business next door to Lisa Gail Fashions, home of Phil's mannequin ex-girlfriend.
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| 4 | Azucaritos | BBB | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Azucaritos
Snack food Melissa takes to Jasper.
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| 5 | Barrage | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Barrage
One of the "hot Baltimore clubs" that Todd mentions during his drunk rant about all the clubs he didn't get into when Tandy tries to kick him and Melissa out of Jasper's party.
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| 6 | Burgess & Sons Movers | BBB | Services | Shipping and Storage |
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Burgess & Sons Movers
Moving truck Tandy uses to gather all of the lighting equipment he needs to create the rainbow light show to remember the now deceased Lewis.
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| 7 | Casa Gallardo | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Mexican |
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Casa Gallardo
Mexican restaurant.
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| 8 | Celebration Station | BBB | Services | Party Services |
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Celebration Station
Party supplies store the girls raid for decorations for their all-holidays party they throw for Jasper.
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| 9 | Cementario De La Puerta Del Cielo | BBB | Services | Burial Grounds |
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Cementario De La Puerta Del Cielo
Cemetery in Zihuantanejo where Tandy and Todd catch Karl eating a corpse.
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| 10 | Cerveza | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Cerveza
The generic Mexican beer Phil drinks.
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| 11 | Charlie Fitzwhiskey's | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Charlie Fitzwhiskey's
One of the "hot Baltimore clubs" that Todd mentions during his drunk rant about all the clubs he didn't get into when Tandy tries to kick him and Melissa out of Jasper's party.
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| 12 | Chuckles Chatters | BBB | Literature | Books-Humor |
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Chuckles Chatters
Joke book Melissa picks up at the mall to cheer up Todd.
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| 13 | Clinica De Zihuantanejo | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Clinica De Zihuantanejo
Hospital in Zihuantanejo.
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| 14 | Cow-moo-flage | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Cow-moo-flage
Camouflage outfit Carol creates to make you look like a cow.
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| 15 | Craftworld | BBB | Retail | Office Supply Stores |
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Craftworld
Arts and crafts store where Carol prepares for the wedding.
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| 16 | Cream of Your Face Soup | BBB | Food | Soup |
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Cream of Your Face Soup
Todd: "Soup's on, tonight's special: cream of your face." Tandy: "Or really? 'Cause I heard it was Todd-mato soup! Burn."
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| 17 | Dodging Skunks | BBB | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Dodging Skunks
Book Karl reads in bed.
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| 18 | Dog Food | BBB | Pets | Pet Products |
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Dog Food
Generic dog food brand Pamela picks up in an abandoned supermarket.
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| 19 | Eat This Not that Diet | BBB | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Eat This Not that Diet
Diet book Karl reads.
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| 20 | Eddy V's Wine, Liquor and Food Market | BBB | Food | Liquor Stores |
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Eddy V's Wine, Liquor and Food Market
Liquor store where Gail picks up supplies. Name based off of the name of writer Edward Voccola.
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| 21 | El Centro Nuclear Power Station | BBB | Companies | Energy Companies |
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El Centro Nuclear Power Station
Nuclear power station that catches fire, causing the gang to head for Mexico.
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| 22 | Emco | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Emco
Gas station.
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| 23 | Fanrong Fireworks Company | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Fanrong Fireworks Company
Factory seen in flashbacks - what appears to be Tandy burning down the city of San Francisco.
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| 24 | Grannies that You Want to Get in Their P... | BBB | Literature | Books-Art |
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Grannies that You Want to Get in Their Panties
Book of drawings Carol makes to convince Gail to be her kid's grandma. Chapter 2 is: Homely Lonelies.
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| 25 | Heartland Country Store | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Heartland Country Store
Convenience store where Phil accidentally leaves without Carol.
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| 26 | Homestyle Beefy with Extra Beef | BBB | Food | Meat |
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Homestyle Beefy with Extra Beef
Chili that explodes when Gail opens it.
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| 27 | Jericho | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Jericho
One of the "hot Baltimore clubs" that Todd mentions during his drunk rant about all the clubs he didn't get into when Tandy tries to kick him and Melissa out of Jasper's party.
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| 28 | JP Looneys | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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JP Looneys
One of the "hot Baltimore clubs" that Todd mentions during his drunk rant about all the clubs he didn't get into when Tandy tries to kick him and Melissa out of Jasper's party.
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| 29 | The Juice Factory | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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The Juice Factory
Strip mall juice bar where the satellite crashes.
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| 30 | Legal Candy | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
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Legal Candy
Skin mag Phil reads.
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| 31 | Let's Potato Chips | BBB | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Let's Potato Chips
Potato chip brand.
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| 32 | Lift-n-Load | BBB | Vehicles | Vehicle Rental |
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Lift-n-Load
Name of rental company seen on trailer Phil and Carol are hauling.
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| 33 | Lisa Gail Fashions | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Lisa Gail Fashions
Phil's mannequin ex-girlfriend is in the window of this boutique.
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| 34 | Mama Voccola's Pizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Mama Voccola's Pizza
Pizza place near the liquor store Eddy V's. Name based off of the name of writer Edward Voccola.
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| 35 | Margaritas Del Mar | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Margaritas Del Mar
Bar in Zihuantanejo, the name of which is branded on the balloons that Tandy uses to air lift baby diapers away.
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| 36 | Modern Bathroom and Kitchen Magazine | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Modern Bathroom and Kitchen Magazine
Magazine Tandy and Todd find in Melissa's realty office.
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| 37 | The Momhouse | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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The Momhouse
From the lyrics of Tandy's "feminist" rendition of Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls, which he performs at Erica and Gail's wedding reception. Original lyrics: " At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale". Tandy's version: "At the Momhouse in Fort Daughterdale"
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| 38 | Mosaic | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Mosaic
One of the "hot Baltimore clubs" that Todd mentions during his drunk rant about all the clubs he didn't get into when Tandy tries to kick him and Melissa out of Jasper's party.
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| 39 | Moss & Heather | BBB | Home Furnishing | Home Furnishing Stores |
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Moss & Heather
Strip mall store where the satellite crashes.
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| 40 | Motel Paraiso | BBB | Travel | Motels |
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Motel Paraiso
Motel in Zihuatanejo.
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| 41 | Motel Piscina | BBB | Travel | Motels |
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Motel Piscina
Motel in Mexico.
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| 42 | A New Worldview, a New Responsibility, a... | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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A New Worldview, a New Responsibility, a New Song
Song Tandy writes.
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| 43 | Newman Drug | BBB | Retail | Drugstores |
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Newman Drug
Drugstore where Todd and Gail look for a match to the pill Melissa took at her house in Akron.
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| 44 | No Boats About It | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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No Boats About It
The boat in the harbor that the gang chooses.
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| 45 | Nuclear Dust Cloud | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Nuclear Dust Cloud
When Jasper asks what a nuclear dust cloud is, Todd tries to protect him from the truth by saying it was a Ska band from the 90s.
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| 46 | Old Mason Creek | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Old Mason Creek
Liquor brand that Tandy packs in the flight simulator.
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| 47 | O'rozco's Bar | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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O'rozco's Bar
The bar where Phil hangs out with his buddies - balls from various sports a la Wilson in Castaway.
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| 48 | Pennsylvania State Express: Tren De Keys... | BBB | Toys | Toy Vehicles |
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Pennsylvania State Express: Tren De Keystone
Toy train Melissa picks up at the mall to cheer up Todd.
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| 49 | Pintura De La Casa | BBB | Products | Hardware |
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Pintura De La Casa
Paint brand Todd and Erica use to paint what will be their baby's room.
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| 50 | Pizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Pizza
Strip mall pizza place where the satellite crashes.
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| 51 | Playpen | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
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Playpen
Magazine from various episodes.
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| 52 | The Post Virus Post | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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The Post Virus Post
Newspaper Carol creates to celebrate Lewis' first flight.
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| 53 | Price Cost | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Price Cost
Grocery store where Phil goes to buy chips for Gail and then later Carol goes to buy pregnancy tests.
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| 54 | Rain | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Rain
One of the "hot Baltimore clubs" that Todd mentions during his drunk rant about all the clubs he didn't get into when Tandy tries to kick him and Melissa out of Jasper's party.
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| 55 | Rent Me | BBB | Services | Shipping and Storage |
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Rent Me
Stand in for U-Haul self moving trucks and trailers.
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| 56 | The Sea Word | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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The Sea Word
One of the boats the gang finds in the harbor.
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| 57 | Senior Goodtime's Family Funtorium | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Senior Goodtime's Family Funtorium
Where Todd and Melissa have their first date, with Phil watching from behind the bushes. Filmed at the the Mountasia Family Fun Center on Golden Triangle Road in Santa Clarita, California.
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| 58 | Senor Clean | BBB | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Senor Clean
Cleaning product Tandy uses to clean up after Karl explodes.
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| 59 | Ship Happens | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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Ship Happens
One of the boats the gang finds in the harbor.
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| 60 | Shop Plus Supermarket | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Shop Plus Supermarket
Supermarket where Carol gets the tequila for the baby pool.
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| 61 | Siesta Patio World | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Siesta Patio World
Furniture store the gang finds out in the middle of nowhere after leaving San Francisco.
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| 62 | Sinovia Vodka | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Sinovia Vodka
Liquor brand that Tandy packs in the flight simulator.
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| 63 | Snelby Gin | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Snelby Gin
Liquor brand that Tandy packs in the flight simulator.
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| 64 | Sounds of Laughter | BBB | Performing Arts | Music Products |
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Sounds of Laughter
Audio CD Carol listens to in order to cheer herself up, just sounds of people laughing in different settings.
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| 65 | Soy Flakes | BBB | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Soy Flakes
Breakfast cereal Melissa eats at her house in Akron.
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| 66 | Speedy Pump | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Speedy Pump
Gas station chain.
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| 67 | Stack-a-Roos | BBB | Food | Snack Food |
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Stack-a-Roos
Potato chip product in Phil's kitchen - a prop made by HPR, the Hand Prop Room.
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| 68 | Stivers Hardware | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
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Stivers Hardware
Hardware store. Filmed at a former EasyLife furniture store on Carl Boyer Drive in Santa Clarita, California. Stivers is Will Forte's mother's maiden name.
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| 69 | Tandy Cheese | BBB | Food | Cheese |
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Tandy Cheese
Joke Tandy makes.
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| 70 | Tandy Farms | BBB | Food | Farms |
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Tandy Farms
Phil lies and tells everyone he created a farm for them and then spends the whole night trying to create one to impress the new Phil.
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| 71 | Todd-Mato Soup | BBB | Food | Soup |
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Todd-Mato Soup
Todd: "Soup's on, tonight's special: cream of your face." Tandy: "Or really? 'Cause I heard it was Todd-mato soup! Burn."
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| 72 | Tsunami Frutai | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Tsunami Frutai
Beverage Tandy takes on the road trip with his brother to check out the blob.
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| 73 | Tucson Bowl | BBB | Entertainment | Bowling Alleys |
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Tucson Bowl
Bowling Alley. Filmed at the Canoga Park Bowl on Vanowen Street in Canoga Park, California.
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| 74 | Understanding Your Seed | BBB | Literature | Books-Parenting |
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Understanding Your Seed
Book Carol reads when her and Phil aren't able to get pregnant.
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| 75 | Van 4 Less | BBB | Vehicles | Vehicle Rental |
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Van 4 Less
Name of rental company seen on trailer Phil and Carol are hauling.
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| 76 | Weekend at Stella's | BBB | Video | Movies-Comedy |
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Weekend at Stella's
Tandy and Carol's mixed-up movie analogy conversation mashes up How Stella Got Her Groove Back and Weekend at Bernie's, resulting in a new movie entirely.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 77 | February 18, 1922 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Birth Dates |
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February 18, 1922
Edwina Mendoza born - written on headstone that Tandy vomits on after witnessing Karl digging up and eating a dead body.
 
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| 78 | March 8, 1978 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates |
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March 8, 1978
Phil Miller born. Date of Birth on his North Caroline Driver License.
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| 79 | June 17, 1980 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Birth Dates |
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June 17, 1980
Phil "Tandy" Miller born.
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| 80 | May 27, 1998 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates |
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May 27, 1998
Edwina Mendoza dies - written on headstone that Tandy vomits on after witnessing Karl digging up and eating a dead body.
 
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| 81 | October 8, 2000 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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October 8, 2000
Tandy's brother Mike wins a Track & Field award.
 
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| 82 | March 8, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Issued Dates |
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March 8, 2013
Issued Date on Phil Miller's North Carolina Driver License.
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| 83 | November 1, 2020 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Expiration Dates |
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November 1, 2020
Expiration date on one of the male fertility tests that Tandy mentions: What do we even know about these things, anyway, huh? Oh, "made in China." They're probably calibrated for Chinese sperm. Yeah. Oh, look, this one's expired! Oh, check the other ones. What, November 1, 2020. Expired. August 23, 2021. I knew it! Never use an expired fertility test. That's the old saying.
 
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| 84 | February 11, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
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February 11, 2021
Date on the bottled fart that Mike gives to Phil when he's leaving Tucson.
Mike: So, I, uh, got something for you.
Tandy: You didn't.
Mike: Figure you could crack that open in 30 years. Take a whiff, see what's what.
Tandy: We'll open it together.
Mike: Yeah.
Tandy: Yeah.
 
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| 85 | June 17, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
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June 17, 2021
Last man on Earth Phil "Tandy" Miller's 41st birthday.
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| 86 | August 23, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Expiration Dates |
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August 23, 2021
Expiration date on one of the male fertility tests that Tandy mentions: What do we even know about these things, anyway, huh? Oh, "made in China." They're probably calibrated for Chinese sperm. Yeah. Oh, look, this one's expired! Oh, check the other ones. What, November 1, 2020. Expired. August 23, 2021. I knew it! Never use an expired fertility test. That's the old saying.
 
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| 87 | May 4 | Dates | No Year | Events |
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May 4
Holiday that Carol mentions: I thought the fireworks would burn my face off. Felt like the 4th of May over there.
Gail: You mean 4th of July?
Carol: No, the 4th of May, International Walkers Day. My family were avid walkers. Big pedophiles.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 88 | Bonita Estates | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
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Bonita Estates
The nicer neighborhood where Phil decides to upgrade to.
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| 89 | Breathe | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
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Breathe
"A secure community". The underground bunker where Pamela lives, originally purchased by her friend.
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| 90 | Canyon Mission Church | Map | Structures | Churches |
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Canyon Mission Church
Church there Phil and Carol get married. Filmed at the Congregational Church of Chatsworth on Lassen Street, in Chatsworth, California.
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| 91 | The Church of What You're Wearing Is Wha... | Map | Structures | Churches |
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The Church of What You're Wearing Is What You're Wearing
Joke Gail makes about her religion when Carol and Tandy try to get her to take a family photo wearing matching outfits.
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| 92 | Fort Daughterdale | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Fort Daughterdale
From the lyrics of Tandy's "feminist" rendition of Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls, which he performs at Erica and Gail's wedding reception. Original lyrics: " At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale". Tandy's version: "At the Momhouse in Fort Daughterdale"
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| 93 | Goof City, USA | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Goof City, USA
Joke Carol makes.
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| 94 | Madrid Apartments | Map | Residential Communities | Apartment and Condos |
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Madrid Apartments
Carol's old apartment building.
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| 95 | Mills Glen | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Mills Glen
City where Todd was born.
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| 96 | Mind Your Own Business Boulevard | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Blvds |
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Mind Your Own Business Boulevard
Joke Tandy makes in response to Melissa's joke about the size of his penis when he asks her for her address in Akron.
 
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| 97 | Nukeville, USA | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Nukeville, USA
How Carol jokingly describes the eastern United States when the gang goes to the library to research nuclear power plant locations.
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| 98 | Old Mill Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
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Old Mill Road
Road in Zihuantanejo.
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| 99 | One-Sixth of an Inch Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
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One-Sixth of an Inch Avenue
Joke Melissa makes about the size of Tandy's penis when he asks her for her address in Akron. She says she lives on One-Sixth of an Inch Avenue in Tandy's Penis is Tiny City, Ohio.
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| 100 | St. Stephen Presbyterian Church | Map | Structures | Churches |
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St. Stephen Presbyterian Church
Church where Tandy goes in his dinosaur costume to ask God for guidance.
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| 101 | Tandy's Penis Is Tiny City | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Tandy's Penis Is Tiny City
Joke Melissa makes about the size of Tandy's penis when he asks her for her address in Akron. She says she lives on One-Sixth of an Inch Avenue in Tandy's Penis is Tiny City, Ohio.
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| 102 | Tucson Knolls | Map | Residential Communities | Apartment and Condos |
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Tucson Knolls
Where Phil is living before he decides to upgrade to a house in Bonita Estates.
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| 103 | You Don't Know What You're Talking About... | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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You Don't Know What You're Talking About Street
Joke Tandy makes in response to Melissa's joke about the size of his penis when he asks her for her address in Akron.
 
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| OTHER |
| 104 | 2018 ORA Professional Achievement Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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2018 ORA Professional Achievement Award
Award on Melissa's desk in her realty office.
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| 105 | Bi-corn | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Bi-corn
Carol mentions: It's like a bi-corn. A unicorn with two horns.
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| 106 | Carol  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carol
Carol (after spotting Yoda in the background of her family photo with her new mom): Jiminy Glick.
 
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| 107 | Carol & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carol & Melissa
Carol: As you can see, I've been doing a little bit of decorating. Not quite done yet. Don't judge it.
Melissa: Wait, there's gonna be more?
Carol: Oh, yeah. What you're looking at is the decoration version of Bruce Banner. But someone just made him very angry. And over the next few days, he's about to become the Christmas Hulk!
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| 108 | Carol, Gail & Tandy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carol, Gail & Tandy
Carol: Looks like we have company. And that company... is a Yoda.
Gail: We don't even know what that is.
Carol: Oh, it's pretty clearly a Yoda.
Tandy: Think we're making a mistake by putting all our eggs in this Yoda basket. I mean, could be some sort of gremlin or yeti or troll. Oh, wait. No, trolls don't exist.
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| 109 | Carol, Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carol, Todd & Melissa
Carol: So what brings you to Tucson, Todd?
Todd: Oh, you know, actually, I was on my way to Zihuatanejo from Baltimore when I saw Phil's Alive in Tucson billboard.
Carol: Why were you going to Zihuatanejo?
Todd: I got the idea from the Shawshank Redemption.
Melissa: Oh my God, that's... that's my favorite movie.
Todd: No, it's my favorite movie, too.
Melissa: I've seen it, like, a hundred times.
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| 110 | Fake-a-mole | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Fake-a-mole
Carol's fake guacamole - instead of avocados, Carol whips up some oatmeal, adds brown rice for mouth-feel, then blends in some green food coloring for visual titillation.
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| 111 | Fake-atilla Chips | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Fake-atilla Chips
Carol uses uncooked pasta instead of tortilla chips to go with her Fake-a-mole dip.
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| 112 | Gail | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gail
Gail: What are you laughing at, Gordon? That little SkyMall R2-D2's gonna be our ticket out of here, and we're gonna get the sumbitch... We're gonna get you!
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| 113 | Gail | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gail
Gail: Cancun, baby!
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| 114 | Gail | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gail
Gail: Well, the last time I was on a train, I was smuggling a duffel bag full of endangered turtles, but this is pretty nice.
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| 115 | HERPEES | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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HERPEES
Not Herpes. According to Tandy, HERPEES is: High Elevation Rugrat Positively Evades Staircase Syndrome.
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| 116 | HPV | Other | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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HPV
Also known as "Human People Vanished" disease, dubbed so by Tandy.
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| 117 | Karl | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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Karl
Serial killer the gang sets free from prison, played by Fred Armisen.
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| 118 | Karl the cannibal serial killer's dog's ... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Karl the cannibal serial killer's dog's name.
 
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| 119 | Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Melissa
Melissa: What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaains!
 
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| 120 | Melissa & Gail | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Melissa & Gail
Melissa: Is that what I think it is?
Gail: Yep. Pure yayo. Good stuff. Bolivian. bills, farm. K, street. She will take you for a ride, let you walk on the wind, then drop you like a bad trust fall.
Melissa: Why do you know so much about this?
Gail: Well, let's just say that the 80s and Gail Klosterman had a love-love relationship.
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| 121 | Melissa & Todd | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Melissa & Todd
Melissa (as Andy): I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
Todd: What is all this, hon?
Melissa (as Andy): Why, it's Shawshank Prison, of course.
Todd: Look, Melissa, I just...
Melissa (as Andy): Who's Melissa? Red, it's me, Andy. Now, I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
Todd: Okay, look, this is fun and everything, but I just, I'm not in the mood to do this right now...
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| 122 | Melissa & Todd | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Melissa & Todd
Melissa (as Andy): Red! I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
Todd: Oh... (as Red) I've been known to locate certain things from time to time.
Melissa (as Andy): Can you get me a baby?
Todd (as Red): I don't think we have those.
Melissa (as Andy): Then I guess we'll have to make one. So let's get busy gettin' busy, or get busy dyin'.
Todd: Some say Red was a little concerned about Andy at that point. Red didn't want to role-play anymore, and just wanted to talk to his old pal Melissa.
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| 123 | Melissa & Todd | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Melissa & Todd
Melissa: Todd, I know you're not okay. I know Zihuat's not what you expected. But I think I know a way to help. You know the final scene of Shawshank? Well, they didn't film that in Zihuatanejo.
Todd: Get out of town, okay? Go fishin'.
Melissa: They shot that in Saint Croix. Tax credits.
Todd: Are you serious?
Melissa: Yeah.
Todd: Boy, damn. Damn you, Zihuatanejo! You lied to me! All of you! The entire production team of The Shawshank Redemption. Cast, crew, and most certainly locations, you've all got blood on your hands. Everyone. Everyone except for you.
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| 124 | Melissa, Phil & Carol | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Melissa, Phil & Carol
Melissa: You got rid of the beard.
Phil: Yes, I did.
Melissa: Thought that was kind of cool.
Phil: You did? Oh.
Carol: Yeah, your chin is too pointy. You just need something to smooth it out. Yeah, you look smaller. Weaker... Who do you look like?
Melissa: Quentin Tarantino.
Phil: Uh, okay, yeah, yeah. I don't see that, but...
Carol: KD Lang, isn't it?
Melissa: It's KD Lang.
Phil: KD Lang, the female country singer?
 
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| 125 | Newport Ceramics Festival | Other | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Newport Ceramics Festival
Art festival.
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| 126 | The Ohio Realtors Awards | Other | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Ohio Realtors Awards
Award on Melissa's desk in her realty office.
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| 127 | Phil, Carol & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Phil, Carol & Melissa
Phil: Melissa, it's my favorite movie, too. Big Shankhead here.
Carol: I thought you said your favorite movie was The Godfather.
Phil: Carol, are you high? The Godfather is crap next to Shawshank. Yes, Tom Hanks at his finest, right?
Melissa: Tom Hanks? What's your favorite part of Shawshank, Phil?
Phil: Uh... There's so many parts. So many parts to... choose from and to pick from. Uh, probably, you know, the-the part where the Shawshank is redeemed.
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| 128 | SIFILISS | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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SIFILISS
Not syphilis. According to Carol, SIFILISS is:Sudden Infant Falling Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome.
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| 129 | Stocko Syndome | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Stocko Syndome
Last Man on Earth version of Stockholm Syndrome.
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| 130 | Tandy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tandy
Tandy: There's only one place he could have gone (Cut to Tandy driving the DeLorean from Back to the Future).
 
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| 131 | Tandy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tandy
Tandy: Found our Yoda, looks like we did.
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| 132 | Tandy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tandy
Tandy: It truly was a Shawshank Redemption.
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| 133 | Tandy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tandy
Tandy: We bid our final "hasta la vista, baby" to this place that meant so much until it turned into a raging carnival of horrors. And now, we send it back to Hell, from whence it came. Beelzebub, take this house and shove it in your butt.
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| 134 | Tandy | Other | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 135 | Todd | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd
Todd: Oh, talk about paradise. Yeah. You know, as Red once said, (as Red) "I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams." (normal voice) News flash... it's bluer. Yup, yup. I mean, this is even better than I pictured it. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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| 136 | Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Red): Excuse me, I'm lookin' for my old pal, Andy. Resides in Shawshank.
Melissa: What are you doing?
Todd (as Red): It's me, Red. Now, can I talk to my old pal, Andy? (normal voice): Okay, look, you can push me away all you want, but I'm gonna be like a friggin' boomerang. Coming right back every time. Because that's what you do for the people you love.
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| 137 | Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Melissa
Todd: Well, as long as we're going to Mexico, Melissa and I have a pitch.
Melissa (as Andy): There's a little place on the Pacific Ocean. You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?
Todd (as Red): They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory. Zihuatanejo.
 
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| 138 | Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Red): I have to remind myself, some birds aren't meant to be caged.
Melissa: So get busy livin'...
Todd and Melissa: or get busy dyin'.
Tandy: It truly was a Shawshank redemption... Tom Hanks.
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| 139 | Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Red): Zihuatanejo. Oh, man, just wait till you see it. They say the boardwalk is a must-see for locals and tourists alike. The perfect spot for our honeymoon.
Melissa (as Andy): But let's promise not to talk like this when we're making love.
Todd (as Red): Oh, you know I can't make that promise, Andy.
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| 140 | Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Melissa
Todd: You know what? I want to make a toast. Thank you, Zihuatanejo, for making me "see what an A-ho" I've been for not getting here sooner. But you know what? I'm here now. And talk about living up to the hype. I mean, come on. Will somebody pinch me, please? I mean, Melissa, please, pinch me, would you?
Melissa: I'm not gonna pinch you.
Todd: Okay, well, then, I'm jumping on my own grenade here. It's just... No, it didn't work. It still feels like a dream. And not a dry one. I love this place! Shawshank lives!
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| 141 | Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Andy): Well, Andy, it's still hard saying good-bye to Zihuatanejo.
Melissa (as Andy): Well, Red, get busy living...
Todd and Melissa: Or get busy dying.
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| 142 | Todd & Melissa | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Morgan Freeman): Well, I guess it's time for me to move on to the next movie in my filmography, Seven. Will you join me, Brad Pitt?
Melissa (as Brad Pitt): What's in
the box? What's in the box?
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| 143 | Todd & Tandy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Todd & Tandy
Todd: Tandy, she's in Zihuatanejo.
Tandy: Zihuatanejo?
Todd: Yeah, it's where Andy and Red go at the end of Shawshank.
Tandy: Spoiler, dude. God.
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| 144 | Unicorn | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Unicorn
Carol mentions: It's like a bi-corn. A unicorn with two horns.
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| 145 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 146 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The |
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