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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Con Air  | BBB | Travel | Airlines |
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Con Air
When the convicts take over the U.S. Marshall plane, Cyrus Grissom delcares it "Con Air".
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| 2 | I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the B... | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again
Movie, joke Guard Falzon makes when Cyrus the Virus asks him what the inflight movie is: Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called I'll Never Make Love To A Woman On The Beach Again. And it's preceded by the award-winning short, No More Steak For Me Ever.
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| 3 | The Jailbird | BBB | Vehicles | Aircrafts |
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The Jailbird
The name of the U.S. Marshall service airplane transporting prisoners to the new Feltham Penitentiary in Alabama.
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| 4 | Lerner Field | BBB | Travel | Airports |
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Lerner Field
The Jailbird's rendezvous point, filmed at the historic Wendover Airfield in Utah.
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| 5 | Little Sunshine Daycare Center | BBB | Youth Services | Childcare Services |
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Little Sunshine Daycare Center
Poe's daughter Casey's daycare center that she tells him about in one of her letters to him in prison.
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| 6 | No More Steak for Me Ever | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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No More Steak for Me Ever
Movie, joke Guard Falzon makes when Cyrus the Virus asks him what the inflight movie is: Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called I'll Never Make Love To A Woman On The Beach Again. And it's preceded by the award-winning short, No More Steak For Me Ever.
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| 7 | Omani Y Rosario | BBB | Legal Aid | Lawyers |
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Omani Y Rosario
Columbian law firm that sent the letter that Vince Larkin finds in Grissom's cell.
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| 8 | Origami | BBB | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Origami
Book that Poe reads while in prison.
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| 9 | Oyster Bar | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Oyster Bar
Bar where Poe's wife works.
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| 10 | Reflections in a Diamond Eye | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Reflections in a Diamond Eye
Book Nathan Jones, also known as Diamond Dog wrote in prison. New York Times called it "A wake-up call for the black community." They're talking to Denzelfor the movie.
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| 11 | Spanish for Beginners | BBB | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Spanish for Beginners
Audiobook. Books on tape that Poe listens to while in prison.
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| 12 | Uncle Bob's Scenic Tours | BBB | Travel | Tours |
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Uncle Bob's Scenic Tours
Tour company. Pinball takes the transponder from the U.S. Marshall plane and outs it on the Uncle Bob's airplane in Carson City.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 13 | April 15, 1997 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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April 15, 1997
Date of letter from Columbian law firm Omani y Rosario to Cyrus Grissom that Vince Larkin finds in Grissom's cell.
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| 14 | July 14, 1997 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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July 14, 1997
Poe's daughter Casey's birthday, and the day Cameron's going home to see her in person for the first time.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 15 | Feltham Penitentiary | Map | Detention Centers | Penitentiaries |
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Feltham Penitentiary
Alabama's newest super-max facility in the system, designed to warehouse the worst of the worst.
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| 16 | Lerner Landing Trailer Park | Map | Residential Communities | Trailer Parks |
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Lerner Landing Trailer Park
Trailer park where Garland Greene makes friends with a little girl.
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| OTHER |
| 17 | Billy & Cyrus | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Billy & Cyrus
Billy: Have you lost your mind?
Cyrus: According to my last psych evaluation, yes.
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| 18 | Cameron Poe | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cameron Poe
Cameron Poe: There's only two men I trust. One is me. The other is not you.
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| 19 | Cameron Poe | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cameron Poe
Cameron Poe: Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe on this one plane.
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| 20 | Cameron Poe's daughter's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Cameron Poe's daughter's name.
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| 21 | Cameron Poe's nickname for his wife. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
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Cameron Poe's nickname for his wife.
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| 22 | Cyrus  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cyrus
Cyrus: The last thing your daughter will smell will be my hot stinking breath!
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| 23 | Cyrus | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cyrus
Cyrus: Don't move or the bunny gets it.
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| 24 | Cyrus | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cyrus
Cyrus: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air.
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| 25 | Cyrus & Johnny 23 | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cyrus & Johnny 23
Cyrus: Johnny, can you fly?
Johnny 23: No.
Cyrus: You keep that in mind, cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane!
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| 26 | Cyrus Grissom | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cyrus Grissom
Cyrus Grissom: I despise rapists. For me, they're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.
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| 27 | Cyrus Grissom & Guard Falzon | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cyrus Grissom & Guard Falzon
Cyrus Grissom: Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today?
Guard Falzon: Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award-winning short, "No More Steak for Me, Ever".
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| 28 | Duncan Malloy & Vince Larkin | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Duncan Malloy & Vince Larkin
Duncan Malloy: What's with dictionary-boy over here?
Vince Larkin: I believe thesaurus-boy would be more appropriate.
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| 29 | Garland Greene | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Garland Greene
Garland Greene: One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
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| 30 | Garland 'the Marietta Mangler' Greene | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Garland 'the Marietta Mangler' Greene
Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene: Crazy is working 50 hours a week for 50 years, at the end of which you're told to piss off. End up in a nursing home, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not making it to the toilet on time.
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| 31 | Guard Falzon | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Guard Falzon
Guard Falzon: If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property.
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| 32 | Guard Falzon | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Guard Falzon
Guard Falzon: My, my, as I look around, I see a lot of celebrities among us. I see eleven Current Affairs, two Hard Copies and a genuine Geraldo interviewee. But, I gotta tell you gentlemen, none of this impresses me. Because we have rules on this aircraft, and they're gonna be enforced. It's a lot like kindergarten, you'll keep your hands to yourself, you'll keep the decibel level down, and if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit or bite, you'll get the treatment.
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| 33 | Johnny 23 & Cameron Poe | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Johnny 23 & Cameron Poe
Johnny 23: Do you know what I am?
Cameron Poe: Ugly all day?
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| 34 | Little Girl & Garland Greene | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Little Girl & Garland Greene
Little Girl: Are you sick?
Garland Greene: Why do you ask?
Little Girl: You look sick.
Garland Greene: I am sick.
Little Girl: Do you take medicine?
Garland Greene: There is no medicine for what I have.
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| 35 | The Marietta Mangler | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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The Marietta Mangler
Also known as Garland Green. Serial killer played by Steve Buscemi.
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| 36 | Pinball | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Pinball
Pinball: I hate to say this, Cyrus, but we are three white dudes short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked."
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| 37 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 38 | Vince Larkin | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Larkin
Vince Larkin: Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.
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| 39 | Vince Larkin | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Larkin
Vince Larkin: This one's done it all. Kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion. His name is Cyrus Grissom, a.k.a. Cyrus the Virus. Thirty-nine years old, and twenty-five of them spent in our institutions.
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| 40 | Vince Larkin & Cameron Poe | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Larkin & Cameron Poe
Vince Larkin: So what are you going to do now?
Cameron Poe: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!
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