Fiction Empire

An American Werewolf in Brenda
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - parody of An American Werewolf in Paris.

Bare Clit Project
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Blair Witch Project.

Battleslut Galacticock

Battleslut Galacticock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Battlestar Galactica.

Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Dining

Coffeehouses

Bean-N-Gone Coffee Shop
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.

Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind

Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - parody of Big Trouble in Little China.

Close Encounters with a Turd from Behind
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

The Cock
Title suggestion that Zack and Miri come up with for their porno at the same time - play on The Rock.

A Cock-in-lips Now
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Apocalypse Now.

Cocock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. Bunch of old people find a big testicle in the water, makes them horny again.

Cocunt
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Cocoon. "It's Cocoon, but with a cunt."

Creamgirls
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dreamgirls.

Dawn of the Dick
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Dawn of the Dead. "I want to eat your brain... and your ass"

The Depression Era
Play advertised outside The Copley Theater.

Dr. Smalls
Bobby's therapist.

E.T.: The Extra Testicle

Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and ...

E.T.: The Extra Testicle
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

Edward Penishands
Porn parody version of Edward Scissorhands, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.

Felch
Porn version of Fletch, example Zack gives regarding how porn names should be spoofs of popular movies.

Fista McGee
Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.

Fuckback Mountain
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Brokeback Mountain.

Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental

Glen and Gary Suck Ross' Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth
Gay porn movie version of Glengary Glen Ross starring Brandon St. Randy.

Hairy Nutsack
Gay porn flick starring Brandon St. Randy.

Hollywood Tans
Tanning salon next door to the coffeehouse.

I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now

Services

Rental Services

Holtzman Grip & Lighting Rental
Rental store.

Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock

I Want You to Fuck My Ass Right Now
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno. According to Zack, it's not subtle enough.

Invasion of the Potty Snatchers

Internal Cumshot of the Spotless Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Invasion of the Potty Snatchers
Porn version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies.

It's a Wonderful Pipe

It's a Wonderful Pipe
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on It's a Wonderful Life.

Janda's Gallery
Electronics store where Delaney goes to buy a flat screen TV.

Kindergarten Cock
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Kindergarten Cop.

La La's Knitting Basket

Retail

Arts and Crafts Stores

La La's Knitting Basket
Store at the mall scene.

Lawrence of a Labia
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lawrence of Arabia.

Light Brown Balls
Breakfast cereal Zack eats.

Lord of the Cock Ring

Lord of the Cock Ring
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Lord of the Rings.

Luxury Homesteads

Companies

Construction Companies

Luxury Homesteads
The company that bought and tore down the building where they were going to film Star Whores.

Monroeville High School

High Schools

Monroeville High School
Where Zack and Miri went to high school.

Nigga Rich Productions

Film Production Companies

Companies

Nigga Rich Productions
Delaney's production company. Dreamworks was taken. Plus, it sounds like an underground gay fuck club.

Oahu Paradise Resort
Mentioned during the awards ceremony at the high school reunion.

People Fucking
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno.

Pittsburgh City College

Colleges

Pittsburgh City College
Community college where Zack goes to get a student ID.

Poo Punchers
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.

Poo Punchers 2
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.

Poo Punchers 3
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.

Poo Punchers 4
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.

Poo Punchers 5
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.

Poo Punchers 6
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.

Poo Punchers 7
Gay porno movie series, starring Brandon St. Randy in volumes 1, 2, 3 and 7, but not 4 through 6, during which he was taking a break from the business.

Raiders of the Lost Cock

Raiders of the Lost Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Return of the Brown Eye

Return of the Brown Eye
Porn version of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, mentioned when Zack & Miri brainstorm names of porno movies.

Roasting Suckling Pig

Classes

Roasting Suckling Pig
Class available at Pittsburgh City College.

The Roving Roe-ver
Monroeville High School newspaper.

Schindler's Piss
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Schindler's List. "Do the whole thing in black and white, keep the cocks and assholes red, and lots of shower scenes."

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Gay porn version of Saving Private Ryan starring Brandon St. Randy.

Sperms of Endearment
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Terms of Endearment.

Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock

Star Sex 2: The Wrath of Cunt
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan.

Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass

Star Sex 3: The Search for Cock
Title suggestion that Zack makes for their porno - play on Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock.

Star Whores
The title of the first porn movie they were going to make before the building where they were going to film got torn down. Play on Star Wars.

The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass

Star Whores: Empire Strikes Ass
Porn version of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, the second entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.

Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit

The Star Whores: Phantom Man-Ass
Porn version of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, the third entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.

Star Whores: Revenge of the Shit
Porn version of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, the fourth and final entry in Zack and Miri's Star Whores series.

Swallow My Cockuccino

Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy

Swallow My Cockuccino
Title of Zack and Miri's porno movie, filmed in the coffee shop where they work.

Understanding Your Homosexuality

Swallow My Cockuccino II: Make It Foamy
Title of the sequel to Zack and Miri's porno movie.

Teen Juice
Clothing store at the mall that Miri mentions.

Total Recock
Title suggestion that Miri makes for their porno - play on Total Recall.

You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop M...

Classes

Understanding Your Homosexuality
Class available at Pittsburgh City College.

www.zackandmiri.cum

You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna ...

You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It
Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, the sequel to You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It.

Zack and Miri Make Your Porno

You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It
Gay porn movie starring Brandon St. Randy, mentioned in his advertisement for its sequel, You Better Shut Your Ass Before I Drop My Dick in It.

Film Production Companies

Companies

Zack and Miri Make Your Porno
Zack and Miri's porno film production company from the credits scene. "You'll swear Martin Scorsese snuck into your room and caught you fucking." 1-888-LET-UZ-FUCK.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

November 26, 2008
Zack tells Delaney that his high school reunion is tomorrow.

November 27, 2008
Zack and Miri attend their 10-year high school reunion and decide to make a porno to make money for rent.

November 28, 2008
Delaney works at the coffee shop for Black Friday.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

Copley Playhouse
Theater.

OTHER

BILFs
"Bubbies I'd Like to Fuck".

Delaney

Double Dutch Fudge Rudder

Quotes

Delaney
Delaney: I just wanted to see some free titties, that's all. But there's no such thing as free titties, is there, Zack? Is there?

Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Dis...

Language

Sexual Jargon

Double Dutch Fudge Rudder
Sex act: first, a guy grabs his own dick and puts his finger in his ass while another guy works his arms for him.

Double Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which two guys work each other's arms while they hold their own dicks. It's like jerking off together, but not gay.

Dutch Rudder
Sex act in which one guy works the other guy's arm while he holds his dick.

Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest D...

Recognition

Awards

Monroe-ver that Traveled the Longest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion
Award given out at the high school reunion.

Recognition

Awards

Monroe-vers that Traveled the Shortest Distance to Attend the High School Reunion
Award given to Zack and Miri at the high school reunion.


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Zack Brown

Quotes

Zack Brown
Zack: Everybody wants to see anybody fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid," I'd be like, "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"

Zack Brown

Quotes

Zack Brown
Zack Brown: Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who made Girls Gone Wild? That guy's the biggest fucking idiot piece of shit in the world and he has a jet and a fucking island!

Zack Brown