Comedy Acts 1967. Source Features: BBB (80) TIMELINE (1) MAP (4) QUOTES (1) TRIVIA (1) THEMES (1) SOURCE CATEGORY MAP Find a Source All MediaAdvertisingAnimated FilmAnimated SeriesComedy ActsComic BooksComic StripsFilmLiteratureMagazinesMusicOtherRadioTheaterTV SeriesVideo Games Search Records Record Name/DescriptionRecord Comments All SourcesSteve Martin Episodes All Episodes[Source A Wild and Crazy Guy 1978] (18)[Source All Commercials... A Steve Martin Special 1980] (41)[Source Homage to Steve (TV Special 1984)] (3)[Source On Location] (2)[Source Saturday Night Live 9/24/94] (1)[Source Steve Martin: A Wild and Crazy Guy (TV Special 1978)] (5)[Source Steve Martin: Comedy Is Not Pretty (TV Special 1980)] (6)[Source The Absent-Minded Waiter 1977] (4)[Source The Johnny Cash Christmas Special 1978] (3)[Source The Steve Martin Brothers Album 1981] (3)[Source The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson 5/6/92] (1) Categories All GroupsBogus Business BureauFictitious TimelineMake Believe MapOther Order by Record Name GroupCategorySubcategory ASCDESC Total Record Results: 89 - Medium: COMEDY ACTS

# Record Name Group  Category Subcategory BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU 1 The Ad Agency BBB Services Advertising and Marketing The Ad Agency Advertising agency that takes on the Okra Cola campaign. 2 The All American Family BBB Video TV-Comedy The All American Family TV sitcom. 3 All Bran CONSUME Fiber BBB Food Breakfast Cereal All Bran CONSUME Fiber Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence. 4 The Apple Pie Hubbub BBB Literature Books-Fiction The Apple Pie Hubbub Novel Steve claims to have written. This was a significant novel for Steve because that's when he first started using verbs. His novels really brightened up after that. 5 Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante BBB Performing Arts Songs Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante Number one country song in France that French country singer Jean-Pierre mentions. 6 Bad Banana on Broadway BBB Literature Books-Fiction Bad Banana on Broadway Novel Steve claims to have written. 7 Bailey's Soda Metric Cola BBB Beverage Products Soft Drinks Bailey's Soda Metric Cola Soft drink from opening dance sequence. 8 Bikini Coroner BBB Video TV Shows-misc Bikini Coroner TV show featuring America's sexiest forensic expert. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it." 9 Bizarre Oddities of the World BBB Video TV-News Shows Bizarre Oddities of the World Hosting the TV show Bizarre Oddities of the World, Steve travels to an island called the Land that Time Forgot, visiting a hippie commune. 10 Black and White TV Dinners BBB Food Prepackaged Meals Black and White TV Dinners TV dinners for people that don't own a color TV. 11 The Boorman School BBB Education Vocational Schools The Boorman School Bag boy college. "Learn to work in a bag boy's world" 12 Bowling for Shit BBB Video TV-Game Shows Bowling for Shit TV show that Steve mentions, that he will be on promoting his upcoming album. 13 Buy Sum BBB Products Products-misc Buy Sum Generic product from opening dance number. 14 Celebrity Assholes BBB Video TV Shows-misc Celebrity Assholes TV show that Steve mentions, that he will did so well on that now they want him on a lot more shows, like Bowling for Shit. 15 Ceremony for a Fat Lip BBB Literature Books-Fiction Ceremony for a Fat Lip Novel Steve claims to have written. 16 Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue Flesh colored to conceal nicks from shaving. 17 Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment BBB Personal Care Cosmetics Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment Two guys follow you around ensuring your face looks good. 18 Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks BBB Healthcare Drug Rehabilitation Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks Not exactly a rehabilitation center, more of a place for drunks to get drunk. 19 Club 29 BBB Nightlife Clubs Club 29 Nightclub. 20 Cold Lard Omelette BBB Menu Menu Items Cold Lard Omelette Menu item. 21 Commercial Hall of Fame BBB Entertainment Museum Halls Commercial Hall of Fame Museum. 22 Cruncho Cereal BBB Food Breakfast Cereal Cruncho Cereal "The yummy breakfast cereal". Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence. 23 Dawson's BBB Retail Stores-misc Dawson's Store on Wild West set. 24 Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake BBB Menu Menu Items Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake Dessert menu item. 25 Early Maple Surprise BBB Menu Menu Items Early Maple Surprise Menu item. 26 Emergency Room Cheerleaders BBB Video TV Shows-misc Emergency Room Cheerleaders TV show. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it." 27 Expend BBB Maintenance Cleaning Products Expend Canned spray product from opening dance number. 28 Eyeclean BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products Eyeclean Eye wash product from opening dance sequence. 29 Famous Door Slams BBB Video TV-Reality Famous Door Slams New TV show featuring people slamming the door on Steve Martin wanting to come in. 30 Fred's Bank BBB Financial Companies Banks Fred's Bank Bad name for a bank, according to Steve. 31 Fresh as a Flower BBB Maintenance Laundry Services Fresh as a Flower Dry cleaning service. 32 The Great Flydini BBB Performing Arts Magicians The Great Flydini Magician with a magic fly. 33 Health Tomato Ketchup BBB Food Condiments Health Tomato Ketchup Generic food product from opening dance sequence. 34 Honeymoon Butter BBB Food Condiments Honeymoon Butter Food product" We skim the richest cream off the top of the finest milk from our best cows and pump it directly into the waterbeds of our honeymoon suites. In the morning, butter. Rhythm rich. It really is made with love." 35 How I Turned a Million in Real Estate In... BBB Literature Self-Help Products How I Turned a Million in Real Estate Into $25 in Cash Self help book Steve claims to have written. 36 How to Get Along with Everyone BBB Literature Self-Help Products How to Get Along with Everyone Self help book Steve claims to have written. He didn't write it by himself though, he wrote it with "this other asshole/jerk off" 37 How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill BBB Literature Self-Help Products How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill Self help book Steve claims to have written. 38 Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth BBB Literature Books-Biography Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth Book Steve claims to have written. 39 IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser BBB Maintenance Cleaning Products IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser Cleaning product from opening dance sequence. 40 I'll Take the Alphabet BBB Literature Books-Fiction I'll Take the Alphabet Novel Steve claims to have written. 41 Jean-Pierre Louey BBB Performing Arts Music-Country Jean-Pierre Louey French country singer. 42 Just a Second Honey Bra BBB Apparel Underwear Just a Second Honey Bra Disposable bra with an easy opening pop top made for women by men from the makers of Real Man Beer. 43 Kill If You Have To BBB Literature Self-Help Products Kill If You Have To Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger. 44 Knights on Fire BBB Literature Books-Fiction Knights on Fire Novel Steve claims to have written. 45 Kriesel Bros Used Cars BBB Vehicles Vehicle Dealerships Kriesel Bros Used Cars Used car dealership. 46 La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange BBB Performing Arts Songs La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange French country singer Jean-Pierre Louey's big railroad song. 47 Look Out for Number One BBB Literature Self-Help Products Look Out for Number One Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger. 48 Mind Gone Haywire BBB Literature Books-Fiction Mind Gone Haywire Novel Steve claims to have written. 49 Morris the Cat BBB Performing Arts Theater Productions Morris the Cat Theatrical production starring Steve Martin as the original Morris the Cat. 50 The Motel Dairy Farms BBB Food Farms The Motel Dairy Farms Makers of Honeymoon Butter food product. 51 Murphy's BBB Nightlife Nightclubs Murphy's Bar on Wild West set. 52 Mutual with Steve BBB Financial Companies Insurance Services Mutual with Steve Steve's insurance service. 53 Nail Polish BBB Personal Care Cosmetics Nail Polish Generic nail polish product from opening dance sequence. 54 Okra Cola BBB Beverage Products Soft Drinks Okra Cola Soft drink. 55 Real Dumb People BBB Video TV Shows-misc Real Dumb People One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it." 56 Real Man Beer BBB Beverage Products Beer Real Man Beer Beer product mentioned: Brought to you by the makers of Real Man Beer, so you know it's a name you can trust. 57 Renegade Nuns on Wheels BBB Literature Books-Fiction Renegade Nuns on Wheels Novel Steve claims to have written. 58 Saloon BBB Nightlife Saloons Saloon Generic saloon on Wild West set. 59 Screw Up Your Life Magazine BBB Media Magazines-misc Screw Up Your Life Magazine Similar to Life Magazine. 60 Security First Trust and Federal Reserve BBB Financial Companies Banks Security First Trust and Federal Reserve Good name for a bank, according to Steve. Much better than Fred's Bank. 61 Space Ark BBB Vehicles Spacecrafts Space Ark The public has a short memory. That's why all these big stars do these crazy, terrible things and two years later they're back in the biz, you know. 'Cause the public has a short memory. Let me give you a little test, okay? This is my thesis: the public has a short memory and, like, how many people remember, a couple of years ago, when the Earth blew up? How many people? See? So few people remember. And you would think that something like that, people would remember. But no! You don't remember that? The Earth blew up and was completely destroyed? And we escaped to this planet on the giant Space Ark? Where have you people been? And the government decided not to tell the stupider people 'cause they thought that it might affect... Ohhhh! Okay! Uh, let's move on! 62 Speak Up, Dummies BBB Video TV Shows-misc Speak Up, Dummies One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it." 63 Stack of Lips BBB Menu Menu Items Stack of Lips Menu item. 64 The Steve Martin Variety Show BBB Video TV Shows-misc The Steve Martin Variety Show TV show featuring Steve Martin and friends. 65 Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme All natural new formula for a smoother and softer penis. 66 Stuffing BBB Food Food-misc Stuffing Generic stuffing product. 67 Sudso BBB Maintenance Cleaning Products Sudso Cleaning product from opening dance sequence. 68 Tennis Court BBB Video TV-Reality Tennis Court Steve serves as judge for a tennis-themed courtroom reality show called Tennis Court, sponsored by the United States Lawn Dart Association. 69 That's Incredibly Dumb BBB Video TV Shows-misc That's Incredibly Dumb One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it." 70 Toothpaste BBB Personal Care Dental Products Toothpaste Generic toothpaste product from opening dance sequence. 71 Trouble in Doggyland BBB Literature Books-Fiction Trouble in Doggyland Novel Steve claims to have written. 72 Truman Capote Jeans BBB Apparel Clothing Products Truman Capote Jeans Clothing product. 73 Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags BBB Literature Books-Biography Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags The name of a cheer Steve claims to have written when he was a cheerleader. 74 Tuna Fish Sandwich BBB Personal Care Perfumes Tuna Fish Sandwich Cologne Steve wears so that he has a unique smell.   75 Turd Museum BBB Entertainment Museums Turd Museum Local museum Steve mentions visiting in Los Angeles. "They have some fantastic shit there. Some of that crap there's worth a lot of money." 76 UZIT Spray BBB Maintenance Cleaning Products UZIT Spray Cleaning product from opening dance sequence. 77 Vitamins BBB Products Medicine Vitamins Generic vitamin product from opening dance sequence. 78 Wet T-shirt Lawyer BBB Video TV Shows-misc Wet T-shirt Lawyer TV show featuring America's sexiest defense counselor. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it." 79 Winning Through Humiliation BBB Literature Self-Help Products Winning Through Humiliation Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger. 80 You Know BBB Personal Care Hygiene Products You Know A feminine product: "The one product for everything that's wrong with women" FICTITIOUS TIMELINE 81 December 31, 1969 Dates 20th Century: 60s Events December 31, 1969 Mike Wallace may or may not have had liquor on his breath - according to a guy who met the wife of a close personal friend who knows someone who met Mike Wallace's brother. MAKE BELIEVE MAP 82 Doggyland Map Worlds Realms Doggyland World from novel Steve claims to have written called, "Trouble in Doggyland" 83 The Land that Time Forgot Map Geographic Areas Islands The Land that Time Forgot Hosting the TV show Bizarre Oddities of the World, Steve travels to an island called the Land that Time Forgot, visiting a hippie commune. 84 Radiation Valley Map Urban Areas Neighborhoods Radiation Valley Town where Steve claims to live with his dog Fluffy. 85 Say What Map Geographic Areas Countries Say What Steve reports on the begging nature of the country Say What. OTHER 86 Cat Juggling Other Sports Sports Cat Juggling New sport in Mexico.   87 Name of the turtle that Turtleboy rides ... Other Trivia Name Game-Animals Name of the turtle that Turtleboy rides - the one with fire in his eyes. Hurricane The Widow Maker Pokey 88 Steve Martin Other Quotes Quotes Steve Martin Steve Martin: Comedy is the ability to make people laugh without making them puke. 89 Untitled Other Themes Gray Eagle #3c5284 #7f93c6 #97a7cf

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