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| 1 | Candles and Such | BBB | Retail | Gift Shops |
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Candles and Such
Gift shop in Marty Huggins' hometown of Hammond, North Carolina.
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| 2 | Channel 20  | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 20
Local news crew at Cam Brady's press conference.
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| 3 | Crazy Girls | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Crazy Girls
Becky mentions to Marty: Your brother said I could dance in your campaign video. I have a lot of experience. I worked for Jumbo's and Crazy Girls.
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| 4 | Curves | BBB | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Curves
Workout facility for plus-size women, where Marty Huggins works out.
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| 5 | Dr. Scruggs | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Scruggs
Doctor in Hammond that Marty Huggins greets on his way to work.
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| 6 | Dude Ranch | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-A Cappella |
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Dude Ranch
Marty Huggins' high school all-male a cappella group.
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| 7 | Hammond City Gazette | BBB | Media | Newspapers-Gazettes |
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Hammond City Gazette
Local newspaper in Hammond, North Carolina.
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| 8 | Hammond Family Hardware | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
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Hammond Family Hardware
Hardware store in Marty Huggins' hometown of Hammond, North Carolina.
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| 9 | Hammond High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Hammond High School
Local high school in Marty Huggins' hometown of Hammond, North Carolina. Location of the 14th district congressional debate and home of the fighting Cardinals.
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| 10 | Hammond PD | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
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Hammond PD
Cam Brady gets pulled over for drunk driving after leaving Marty Huggins' house.
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| 11 | Hammond Tourism Center | BBB | Travel | Tours |
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Hammond Tourism Center
Service in Hammond, North Carolina where Marty Huggins works as a tour guide.
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| 12 | Harlacker Strategy Group | BBB | Services | Public Relations |
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Harlacker Strategy Group
Company that develops campaign commercials for Cam.
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| 13 | Jumbo's | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Jumbo's
Becky mentions to Marty: Your brother said I could dance in your campaign video. I have a lot of experience. I worked for Jumbo's and Crazy Girls.
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| 14 | Motch Worldwide Global | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Motch Worldwide Global
The Motch Brothers' corporation - stand-ins for the Koch Brothers.
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| 15 | Nedwin's Shoe Stop | BBB | Apparel | Shoe Stores |
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Nedwin's Shoe Stop
Shoe store in Marty Huggins' hometown of Hammond, North Carolina.
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| 16 | Pinecrest Country Club | BBB | Entertainment | Private Clubs |
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Pinecrest Country Club
Location of the Cam Brady Civility Brunch, welcoming Marty Huggins.
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| 17 | Rainbow Land [story] | BBB | Literature | Short Stories |
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Rainbow Land [story]
Three page doctrine written by Cam Brady in the second grade. The simple story of a teddy bear giving a pot of gold to a leprechaun.
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| 18 | WQDa 15 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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WQDa 15
TV news microphone at Cam Brady's press conference.
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| 19 | WQRY 24 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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WQRY 24
Local news team at Cam Brady's press conference.
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| 20 | WYBS 36 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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WYBS 36
Local news crew at Cam Brady's press conference.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 21 | October 23, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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October 23, 1996
When Marty tells the truth on Election Day, he admits that he farted in a very crowded elevator and blamed it on a war veteran.
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| 22 | September 11, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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September 11, 2001
Cam Brady's campaign ad questions where Martin Huggins was on 9/11.
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| 23 | October 31, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 31, 2011
When Marty tells the truth on Election Day, he admits that he dressed up as Lady Gaga for Halloween the year before and he felt so alive and free that he didn't take off the costume for two days.
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| 24 | November 1, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 1, 2011
When Marty tells the truth on Election Day, he admits that he dressed up as Lady Gaga for Halloween the year before and he felt so alive and free that he didn't take off the costume for two days.
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| 25 | November 2, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 2, 2011
When Marty tells the truth on Election Day, he admits that he dressed up as Lady Gaga for Halloween the year before and he felt so alive and free that he didn't take off the costume for two days.
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| 26 | July 29, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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July 29, 2012
Cam Brady's Job Approval Poll increases.
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| 27 | August 5, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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August 5, 2012
Cam Brady makes inspirational speeches as his Job Approval Poll increases.
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| 28 | August 12, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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August 12, 2012
Cam Brady's Job Approval Poll increases.
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| 29 | August 19, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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August 19, 2012
Cam Brady's Job Approval Poll is 62%, before he makes an inappropriate phone call.
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| 30 | August 26, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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August 26, 2012
Cam Brady's Job Approval Poll is 46%.
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| 31 | September 18, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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September 18, 2012
Seven Weeks to Election. Cam Brady presents embarrassing photos of Marty Huggins at the Pinecrest Country Club.
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| 32 | October 2, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 2, 2012
Five weeks to Election. Cam Brady accidentally punches a baby, and Marty Huggins wins their Congressional Debate.
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| 33 | October 3, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 3, 2012
The Cam Brady punching a baby story is all over the news. His team scrambles to create new campaign ads.
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| 34 | October 9, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 9, 2012
Four weeks to Election. Marty Huggins wins another Congressional debate.
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| 35 | October 19, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 19, 2012
After spending the evening drinking small batch bourbon with Marty Huggins, Cam Brady gets pulled over for driving drunk, but he steals the police car and crashes into a cow.
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| 36 | October 20, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 20, 2012
Mitch Wilson picks up Cam Brady from the police station.
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| 37 | October 23, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 23, 2012
14 Days to Election. Marty Huggins reads Cam Brady's Rainbow Land story. When a fight breaks out, Cam accidentally punches the dog from the Artist movie.
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| 38 | October 24, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 24, 2012
The Cam Brady punching the dog from The Artist movie story is all over the news.
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| 39 | October 27, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 27, 2012
Marty Huggins films a new political ad, offering to be a father figure to Cam Brady's son. "I'm Marty Huggins, and I regretfully approve this message."
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| 40 | November 7, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 7, 2012
Cam Brady wins the election by 10,000 votes but withdraws during his acceptance speech, giving Marty Huggins the win.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 41 | Hammond | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Hammond
Marty Huggins' hometown in North Carolina. "The jewel of the Carolinas".
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| 42 | Mera-kai, China | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
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Mera-kai, China
After signing up Marty Huggins on the Republican ticket, the Motch Brothers travel to Mera-Kai, China, where a factory boss leads them past children stirring bubbling green acidic vats as machines spit out dolls boxed for shipments marked "USA." The Motch Brothers tell the Chinese boss they're buying real estate under a shell corporation in North Carolina's 14th district and invite him to establish his slave-wage, profit-soaring business on U.S. soil.
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| 43 | Rainbow Land [place] | Map | Worlds | Fantasy Lands |
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Rainbow Land [place]
World from the story that Cam Brady wrote in second grade, where unicorns are made of fudge and cotton candy and everything is free.
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| OTHER |
| 44 | Cam Brady | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cam Brady
Cam Brady: You know what the difference between your mama and a washing machine is? When l dump a load in a machine, machine doesn't follow me around for three weeks.
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| 45 | Cam Brady | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cam Brady
Cam Brady: None of that was my fault. l was powerless. l was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull, Jell-O shots and Goldschlager. Remember Dr. Jenkins, he thought l had Crohn's disease. There were flakes of 24-karat gold in my stool for about a month. I crapped gold.
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| 46 | Cam Brady | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cam Brady
Cam Brady: Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in a closet.
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| 47 | Cardinals | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Cardinals
Hammond High School mascot.
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| 48 | Clay Huggins | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Clay Huggins
Clay Huggins: l went to the petting zoo and l let the goat lick my penis.
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| 49 | Clay Huggins | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Clay Huggins
Clay Huggins: l go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts. l have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed.
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| 50 | Clay Huggins | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Clay Huggins
Clay Huggins: l shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nut sac so l'd look like a grown man.
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| 51 | Dylan Huggins | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dylan Huggins
Dylan Huggins: I had a beer with the old biker man at the end of the street and he let me touch his old lady's titty.
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| 52 | Dylan Huggins & Marty Huggins | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dylan Huggins & Marty Huggins
Dylan Huggins: One time l put a firefly in my butthole.
Marty Huggins: Why?
Dylan Huggins: To make my farts glow.
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| 53 | Mitch | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mitch
Mitch: That's Marty Huggins. You know, back in fourth grade, they used to call him Tickle Shits, because all you had to do was tickle him and he'd shit his pants.
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| 54 | Mitzi Huggins | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mitzi Huggins
Mitzi Huggins: l touch myself to Drew Carey on The Price ls Right.
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| 55 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Solo |
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| 56 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wall v1, The |
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| 57 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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