Fiction Empire

Education

Academies

The Academy of Television and Justice
The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope's alma mater.

AIS

And The Tower Went Kablooey: The Joosh '...

Technology

Robot Models

AIS
Augmented Intelligence System. Dr. Camillo has survived into the future by uploading his brain into a computer.

All-nut Milk
When Josh can't bring himself to drink the bean juice made from all-beans, Wolf mentions that he may be able to get his hands on some all-nut milk.

American Carnivore
Magazine with cover story on Wolf: Wunderkind Corey Wolf-Hart: A Dash of Danger, and a Pinch of Panic.

Bat Wing Fritto Misto with a Side of Gua...

Video

Movies-Documentary

And The Tower Went Kablooey: The Joosh 'JFUTZ' Futturman Story
Movie starring Josh Hutcherson, Haley Joel Osment and Eliza Coupe.

Antiqva
After Wolf sets Dasha's humanity aflame, she writes a book called Tell Morning Not to Come, which is how the Network is able to track them down where they are hiding out in Russia during World War I. Wolf finds a copy of the book after killing one of the Network's agents: Tell Morning Not to Come by Dasha Ovechkina, Antiqva Classics.

Apollo 69
Brothel advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Arachno-bot
Creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.

Arctic Pulse Ray
Weapon Wolf mentions during his cooking lesson, that uses supercharged Freon to melt your blood, killing you instantly. He later builds one when making a second batch of Kronish Balls.

Ass Giant
Misc. sex service advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Avatar 5
When Josh, Tiger and Wolf are stealing Cameronium from James Cameron's compound, James Cameron is watching the recently completed Avatar 5 with George Clooney.

Barbie Hoverport
Toy that Jeri, the receptionist at Kronish Laboraties, mentions to Josh, her equivalent of the hoverboard from her version of Back to the Future II, a clear indicator to Josh that even more has changed than he was aware since his trip to the past.

Bat Wing Fritto Misto with a Side of Guanomole
Dish that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's.

Bean Juice
When Josh can't bring himself to drink the bean juice made from all-beans, Wolf mentions that he may be able to get his hands on some all-nut milk.

Big Bang
Brothel advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Bioport Lube
Sponsor patch on Tiger and Wolf's DieCathalon contestant uniforms.

The Biotic Wars
Josh's video game, actually a recruitment tool from the future.

BlackApple
Also known as Blapple. Only old people call it BlackApple.

The Blazing Nog

California Community College

Mixed Drinks

The Blazing Nog
Cocktail that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's, paired with the "A Taste of Tundra" entree.

Blooogle
New search engine that has replaced Google in Josh's now altered timeline. Possibly related to Blapple - Black Apple.

Buddy Holly
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

Burger Tube
Sponsor patch on Tiger and Wolf's DieCathalon contestant uniforms.

Burke-Williams
Massage parlor advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Cat Taco Grilled Over a Garbage Fire

Education

Colleges

California Community College
Where Josh claims to be going to college.

Calixo Gasoline
Los Angeles, California gas station in 1969 where Josh, Tiger and Wolf meet a member of the Double Damned biker gang.

Count Bowncelizar's Trampolarium

Cat Taco Grilled Over a Garbage Fire
Taco that Tiger orders at Super Gallito, the taco truck in Stu Camillo's virtual world MARS.

CATG-6
Also known as Globyolast Nine, Super serum 14. Formula that Tiger and Wolf give Josh in the simulation that's supposed to make him faster, smarter, stronger, and able to walk into any room and feel instantly confident no matter the situation.

Club Blast Off
Brothel advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Death Game: The Joosh Futturman Story

Entertainment

Amusement Parks

Count Bowncelizar's Trampolarium
Wolf: Do you remember the time we jumped out of Count Bowncelizar's Trampolarium, and did not think that net was gonna hold?

Deepsea Challenge Extreme XG Ultra

Literature

Books-Biography

Death Game: The Joosh Futturman Story
The inside story of American's most confounding terrorist.

Vehicles

Watercrafts

Deepsea Challenge Extreme XG Ultra
XG UltraIn 2023, Sir James Cameron pilots his submersible, the Deepsea Challenge Extreme XG Ultra to the deepest part of the ocean. He pulls a variety of samples, including a phosphorescent microorganism he thinks looks cool. It sits in his home lab for 10 years before anyone figures out what it is and what it can do.

Delta Phi Tau
White fraternity at Cal Tech in 1969, across the street from Phi Phi Gamma, the black fraternity where the future doctor Elias Kronish was a member.

Dessert Salad

Dessert Salad
The gang is served salad for dessert during their final test at Ultra-Max.

The DieCathalon
New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

DN-YAY!
DNA collection kit that Tiger learns about a the Futterman's dinner party. "Register online at DN-YAY.com"

Dr. Hogeveen
Doctor in the Mons camp in the new future.

Dr. Mina Ahmadi
Dr. Camillo's virtual psychiatrist in the new future.

First La Health Center

Healthcare

Hospitals

First La Health Center
Hospital where Detective Vincent Skarsgaard reads article about Core Wolf-Hart in American Carnivore magazine.

FOAB
Also known as Father of all Bombs. Bomb blueprint framed on the wall in "The Temple", the living room in J.C.C., James Cameron's compound.

Fromage a Trois

Fromage a Trois
Dish that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's: cheese tray featuring buffalo dick cheese.

Full Roast Tabby

Full Roast Tabby
Taco that Tiger orders at Super Gallito, the taco truck in Stu Camillo's virtual world MARS.

Future Man
In the alternate timeline where Josh is named Joosh, but goes by the name "JFUTZ", JFUTZ is the founder of a robotics company called Future Man.

G7300 Class
Model of Susan Saint Jackalope's android wife Randall.

Gallo Taco

Hot Blood Grog Served in the Skull of Gr...

Gallo Taco
Menu item at Super Gallito, the taco truck in Stu Camillo's virtual world MARS.

Green Truck
Mobile marijuana dispensary. The most power stuff they have is The Godfather OG Kush.

GX239 Hand Cannon
Weapon that Tiger mentions, that caused her and Wolf's wounds.

Internal Stray Enforcement

Hot Blood Grog Served in the Skull of Gribnar the Rarely Gentle
Dish that Tiger orders at Super Gallito, the taco truck in Stu Camillo's virtual world MARS.

Isla Cayman Banking Corp.

Legal Aid

Police Departments

Internal Stray Enforcement
Organization in charge of preventing stray people from entering the NAG.

Financial Companies

Banks

Isla Cayman Banking Corp.
Josh sends his parents a $6 million cashier's check from Isla Cayman Banking Corp. on Island Beach Way in Grand Cayman for $6 million.

Jesus the Christ
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

Joosh NRG
In the alternate timeline where Josh is named Joosh, but goes by the name "JFUTZ", JFUTZ also has an energy drink named after him. "Hype your thirst, punch your brain!"

Joosh Treem Cream
Joosh branded milk product.

Josh Tutturman
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

Kill-bots
Stu releases killer robots on what's left of humanity.

King Krazy Kone
Wolf is hit by a King Krazy Kone ice cream vending machine that falls out of the sky while fighting The Killing Machine sent by the Time Cops.

Kitty Cubes

KNBS-TV 12 Action Edition

Kitty Cubes
The gang is served their favorite meals during their final test at Ultra-Max. Tiger receives kitty cubes.

Klonade
Sponsor patch on Tiger and Wolf's DieCathalon contestant uniforms.

LK-7 Liquifire Inskinerator

Video

TV Stations

KNBS-TV 12 Action Edition
TV station in Los Angeles, California.

Kronish Laboratories
Leader in Sexual Transmitted Disease Research, created by Dr. Elias Kronish, where Josh works as a janitor.

The Kronitorium
Lab where the super cure was engineered and the Biotics were born.

Library
Building in Haven where the residents keep their old journals.

LK-8 Liquifire Inskinerator

Weapons

Guns

LK-7 Liquifire Inskinerator
Tiger asks Stu if the turret machine guns guarding his physical being are LK-7 Liquifire Inskinerators. There actually LK-8 Liquifire Inskinerators.

Weapons

Guns

LK-8 Liquifire Inskinerator
Tiger asks Stu if the turret machine guns guarding his physical being are LK-7 Liquifire Inskinerators. There actually LK-8 Liquifire Inskinerators.

Maggot Risotto

Musical Prodigy Expansion Pack

Maggot Risotto
Dish that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's.

MARS
Stu reveals that his Mars relocation project is actually a virtual world. MARS = Mankind's Automated Reality System.

Medi-goo
Healing substance used to repair Josh after being repeatedly harmed on The DieCathalon.

Medicine Woman
Therapist, frontier doctor, and weight loss guru. She helped Wolf drop the frontier fifteen, and cured his seasonal affective disorder.

The Muffle Song
Song the children sing to block out the sounds of Sowing Night.

Technology

Robot Models

Musical Prodigy Expansion Pack
Susan Saint Jackalope mentions that he leveled up his android daughter Stanley. He also has her demonstrate her new talent.

No Brains Dumb Dumb Land

Arts

Paintings

No Brains Dumb Dumb Land
Wolf creates a painting of his own in order to convince the residents of Haven that while they think they're in Heaven, they're really in Hell.

The O-Zone
Brothel advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Opti-scope
Device that The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope mentions during his introduction, apparently how viewers watch the show.

Orion's Belts
Misc. sex service advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Phi Phi Gamma
Cal Tech Sorority.

Pi Phone

Technology

Communication Devices

Pi Phone
Josh returns to the present to discover that his trip to the past inadvertently led to the creation of technology company BlackApple, instead of Apple, that makes the Pi Phone instead of the iPhone, featuring the voice of Lamar instead of Siri.

Plate of Cracklins

Plate of Cracklins
Side dish that Tiger orders at Super Gallito, the taco truck in Stu Camillo's virtual world MARS.

Platter of Joy Catering

Services

Catering Services

Platter of Joy Catering
Catering service for the Kronish Ball.

Players Only
In the alternate timeline where Josh is named Joosh, but goes by the name "JFUTZ", a video game magazine called Players Only features a cover story about him called: "The Future of Gaming".

Plezh Tube
Lube-ometer that Susan Saint Jackalope uses to turn on his android wife before sex.

Pluto's Retreat
Misc. sex service advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Premium Light Beer
Beer brand from multiple episodes.

Probst: A Life
Jeff Probst biography that The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope's wife Randall reads in bed.

PUP-E
Robotic pet.

Robo-Pavarotti
Susan Saint Jackalope mentions taking his android daughter Stanley to see Robo-Pavarotti.

Rub Hub
Massage parlor advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

The Secret Planet
Brothel advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

September 7, 2016
Date of news article: The Big Futz Behind the Futz about Joosh Futterman.

Shutter Blade
Weapon that Tiger carries.

SIGORN-E
Also known as Simulated Intelligence Guardian of Residence and Network Environment. A.I. security system in J.C.C., James Cameron's compound.

The Silky Way
Misc. sex service advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Sleep University.
Sponsor patch on Tiger and Wolf's DieCathalon contestant uniforms.

Span-quilizer
Device that Stu created to teach Ty-Anne Spanish - it injects a serum that bypasses your ventral and dorsal pathways and implants the language instantaneously.

Spoink
Board game in Josh's bedroom in the simulation, the proof that he actually is in a simulation, as he discovers that the new member of the resistance is actually a character on the back of the box. "The pig spanking sensation."

Spunknik
Misc. sex service advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

Subatomic Sensor Mine

Sweet Mama Jessup Greatest Hits

Weapons

Weapons-misc

Subatomic Sensor Mine
Weapon from the video game The Biotic Wars.

Super Gallito
Taco truck in Stu Camillo's MARS virtual world.

Sweet Mama Jessup
Susan Saint Jackalope offers Tiger a copy of Sweet Mama Jessup's Greatest Hits album.

Performing Arts

Albums

Sweet Mama Jessup Greatest Hits
Susan Saint Jackalope offers Tiger a copy of Sweet Mama Jessup's Greatest Hits album.

A Taste of the Tundra

A Taste of the Tundra
Dish that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's: Elk carpaccio, elderberry reduction, raw snails and a lichen gastrique. Pairs nicely with the cocktail of the evening: the Blazing Nog.

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Tell Morning Not to Come

Titanium PX3900 Exoshield

Literature

Books-Fiction

Tell Morning Not to Come
After Wolf sets Dasha's humanity aflame, she writes a book called Tell Morning Not to Come, which is how the Network is able to track them down where they are hiding out in Russia during World War I. Wolf finds a copy of the book after killing one of the Network's agents: Tell Morning Not to Come by Dasha Ovechkina, Antiqva Classics.

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Tiger and the Bear
The story of Tiger killing the mysterious albino white bear named Whitey, how Susan Saint Jackalope tracks the gang in time. "The inspirational talk tale of the bearded lady who traps like a man", "A proto-feminist classic"

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Time Climbers 3
Science fiction movie that Josh mentions.

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Apparel

Body Armor

Titanium PX3900 Exoshield
Tiger's body armor. "Bullet-proof, laser-proof, claw-proof."

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TK518 Sky Sniper
Drone that Stu almost uses to kill Josh.

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Toddler Bomb
Demented weapons that Tiger and Wolf had to face while growing up in the sewers - human children genetically engineered to blow up when you hug them.

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Tony's Dry Cleaning
Dry Cleaning service at the Mons camp in the new future.

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Torque's Wheel Shop
Wolf's store in the new future.

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TTD

Unseasoned Rat Miscarriage

Travel

Time Travel

TTD
Tiger and Wolf's Time Travel Device.

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Ultra-Max [clothing]
Sponsor of New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, The DieCathalon. "The bulk-free blood diaper you never have to remove"

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Unseasoned Rat Miscarriage
Dish that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's, his piece de resistance.

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Venus' Awakening
Massage parlor advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

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Vermont Fishing Hole
Fishing themed video game.

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Vincent Van Gogh
The residents of Haven keep all of their old journals in the local library. Each volume simply titled with their name.

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The Voyagers Club
Brothel advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future.

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Wolf Enterprises
After being stranded in the year 2000, Wolf's new company Wolf Enterprises creates a new philanthropic endeavor called Corey Wolf-hart's Home for Wayward Nerds.

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Wolf-Hart's
Wolf - as Corey Wolf-Hart - opens a restaurant in 1985, an illegal cash-only business in a condemned building in the most dangerous part of town, where patrons are kidnapped, made to think they are going to die, then fed the best food they will ever eat. "You know where you're going - Heaven. But you don't have to die to get there." "More stars came to Wolf-Hart's than Rob Lowe's Malibu fuck pad."

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World-8
Video games and accessories store.

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X28 Psychoblaster
Weapon from the video game The Biotic Wars.

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'Sorb
Class 4 medicinal opiate that Tiger enjoys while living in Stu Camillo's compound.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

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May 30, 1431

19th Century and earlier

May 30, 1431
Joan of Arc is not burned at the stake. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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April 14, 1865

19th Century and earlier

April 14, 1865
Abraham Lincoln is not assassinated by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theater. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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August 6, 1893

19th Century and earlier

August 6, 1893
When two timelines temporarily merge, Susan B. Anthony is gruesomely gored by a pterodactyl at the Chicago World's Fair.

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March 31, 1945

March 31, 1945
Anne Frank does not die of typhus at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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January 30, 1948

January 30, 1948
Gandhi is not shot by Hindu fanatic Nathuram Godse. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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June 24, 1949

Birth Dates

June 24, 1949
Future Herpes researcher Elias Kornish born, making him 68 years old in 2017.

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July 24, 1949

July 24, 1949
Tiger travels to Hawthorne, California in the past to kill baby Kornish, and ends up staying for several years, living with his family and taking care of Elias.

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September 30, 1955
James Dean is not killed in an automobile accident. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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February 3, 1959
Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens do not die in a plane crash. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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August 4, 1962
Marilyn Monroe does not die of a barbiturate overdose at her home in Los Angeles, California. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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April 4, 1968
Martin Luther King Jr. is not assassinated at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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July 20, 1969
Dr. Elias Kronish contracts Herpes at the Pi Pi Gamma House at Cal Tech. Josh, Tiger and Wolf travel back in time from 2017. Also, the Apollo Lunar Module Eagle lands on the moon.

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July 20, 1973
Bruce Lee does not die from a brain edema. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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July 27, 1980
Vincent Van Gogh does not shoot himself in the chest with a revolver in a field near Auvers. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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June 23, 1985
Corey Hart performs in Los Angeles June 23 & 24. Wolf attends the show on the 24th.

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June 24, 1985
Corey Hart performs in Los Angeles June 23 & 24. Wolf attends the show on the 24th.

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December 2, 1985
Wolf is reborn as Corey Wolf-Hart. It was the best of times, and he had a particular set of skills that allowed him to dominate.

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July 21, 1988
Kronish Laboratories employee Carl Watts born, according to his employee file that Josh researches.

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December 15, 1989
Wolf parties in Cabo San Lucas at Don Johnson's 40th birthday blowout party, which he describes as "36 hours of linen shirts, clams on the half shell, and enough cocaine to kill Buddy Hackett."

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March 3, 1990
Detective Vincent Skarsgaard comes to Wold looking for answers about his dead partner.

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June 3, 1992
Wolf has now done so much coke that he can't smell or taste anything anymore, not even Moruga scorpion chili powder.

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April 24, 1993
Famed restaurant Wolf-Hart's introduces the Truffledome: Two men enter, one man leaves - with a white truffle from Alba, Italy.

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April 27, 1993
Enigmatic and mysterious cult figure Corey Wolf-Hart dies.

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April 29, 1993
Date of newspaper article: "Corey Wolf-Hart slain in Sewer Shootout".

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April 5, 1994
Kurt Cobain does not commit suicide by shooting himself in the head with a shotgun. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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September 7, 1996
Tupac Shakur is not murdered in Las Vegas, Nevada. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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March 9, 1997
Christopher George Latore Wallace / Biggie Smalls / The Notorious B.I.G. is not murdered in Los Angeles. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.

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December 31, 1999
The portal to Haven exists in Ames, Iowa.

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January 1, 2000
After saving the universe by closing the door to Haven, Josh, Tiger and Wolf begin their new lives in the dawn of a new millennium.

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July 18, 2012
Issued Date on the real Kronish Laboratories custodian Josh Futturman, shown over the closing credits.

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April 9, 2017
Date of newspaper headline: Kronabomber Remorseless - Futturman's mental state called into question.

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December 11, 2017
Shortly after Josh Futterman beats Level 83 on the video game The Biotic Wars and starts masturbating to the character Tiger, the real Tiger and her partner Wolf arrive from the future of 2162, informing him that everything in the video game is real, and it is a recruitment tool to find their savior.

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December 12, 2017
Josh, Tiger and Wolf return to the present.

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December 13, 2017
Josh, Tiger and Wolf search for Cameronium, fuel for Tiger and Wolf's time travel device.

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December 14, 2017
Two days to the office Christmas party at Kronish Laboratories, known as the Kronish Ball. Josh gets to know Jeri the receptionist while, Tiger and Wolf prepare to infiltrate the building, Wolf learning to bake with Josh's dad since he will be undercover as a chef.

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December 15, 2017
One day to the office Christmas party at Kronish Laboratories, known as the Kronish Ball. Josh, Tiger and Wolf finalize preparations to infiltrate the Kronish Laboratories building.

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December 16, 2017
Night of the Kronish Ball.

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December 17, 2017
Josh, Tiger and Wolf travel into the future to steal Cameronium from Jame's Cameron's compound.

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December 19, 2017
Kronish Labs has been replaced with the Kronitorium.

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December 20, 2017
Date of the horrific Kronish Tower terrorist attack.

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December 17, 2023
Josh, Tiger and Wolf steal Cameronium from Jame's Cameron's compound, also known as J.C.C. Wolf falls in love with the compound's A.I. security system, SIGORN-E.

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April 14, 2129

April 14, 2129
In the future, April becomes Blapril. On Blapril 14, Stu teaches Ty-Anne to tie her shoes, sort of. He also introduces her to Dr. Hogeveen.

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October 4, 2138

October 4, 2138
Date of the Test Subject #456 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.

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December 21, 2139

December 21, 2139
Date of the failed super-heated hemoglobin trial with Test Subject #821 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.

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July 12, 2140

July 12, 2140
Date of the failed super-frozen hemoglobin trial with Test Subject #1268 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.

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September 16, 2141

September 16, 2141
Date of the failed polypeptide anti-coagulant phosphate neuro-depressor trial with Test Subject #2894 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.

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August 21, 2142

August 21, 2142
Decree of Armistice that leads to 20 years of lasting peace for humanity.

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November 22, 2142

November 22, 2142
Date of the successful upload trial with Test Subject #4891 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.

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May 8, 2143

May 8, 2143
Young Tiger and Wolf share a meal.

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January 2, 2162

January 2, 2162
In the future, January becomes Blapuary, and has more than 30 days. On Blapuary 2ndth, Wolf brings Josh to his Clusternest, while Tiger hits a dead end in her search for the TTD.

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April 1, 2162

April 1, 2162
Tiger and Wolf's entire team is killed shortly before they travel into the past to find their savior, Josh Futterman, also known as Future Man.

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September 30, 2162

September 30, 2162
In the future, September becomes Blaptember, and has more than 30 days. On Blaptember 36, Tiger finds herself in a new version of the future, in Lost Angeles. On Blaptember 42, Tiger searches for the TTD, while Josh is remanded to a labour camp in the NAG. Wolf meets with Supreme Overlord Vise. Blaptember 48 is Sowing Night. Wolf informs the members of his cluster nest that he's not in the mood for Sowing Night on a count of his new job as Supreme Overlord.

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April 1, 3491

April 1, 3491
Date of security footage from CAM_05 that Susan Saint Jackalope reviews, looking for clues to how Josh, Tiger and Wolf escaped from The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 11, 3491

April 11, 3491
Day 1 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 12, 3491

April 12, 3491
Day 2 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport: Dinosaur Death Duel.

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April 13, 3491

April 13, 3491
Day 3 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport: Rabid Ape Corral.

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April 14, 3491

April 14, 3491
Day 4 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 15, 3491

April 15, 3491
Day 5 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 17, 3491

April 17, 3491
Day 7 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 22, 3491

April 22, 3491
Day 12 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 25, 3491

April 25, 3491
Day 15 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 26, 3491

April 26, 3491
Day 16 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 27, 3491

April 27, 3491
Day 17 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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April 30, 3491

April 30, 3491
Day 20 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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May 3, 3491

May 3, 3491
Day 23 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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May 4, 3491

May 4, 3491
Day 24 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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May 5, 3491

May 5, 3491
Day 25 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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May 8, 3491

May 8, 3491
Day 28 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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May 18, 3491

May 18, 3491
Day 38 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.

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May 28, 3491

May 28, 3491
Day 48 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport: Sea Monsters' Ball. Josh tricks Tiger into retrieving a mermaid's gall bladder that he will use for their eventual escape.

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May 30, 3491

May 30, 3491
Day 50 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport. Josh tricks Tiger into retrieving an Arachno-bot's web spindle that he will use for their eventual escape.

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June 1, 3491

June 1, 3491
Day 52 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport. Josh tricks Tiger into retrieving a stegasaurus femur that he will use for their eventual escape.

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June 9, 3491

June 9, 3491
Day 60 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport. Josh, Tiger and Wolf escape using a mermaid's gall bladder, an Arachno-bot's web spindle and a stegasaurus femur in front of an estimated 87 gajillion viewers.

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December 23
The Festivus holiday from Seinfeld becomes a reality in Tiger and Wolf's desolate future. Tiger: The future we're going back to, Wolf, it is going to have all this and more. Imagine plump cats, not just on Festivus, but every meal.

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Alamore

Corey Wolf-hart's Home for Wayward Nerds

Detention Centers

Correctional Facilities

Alamore
Prison where Josh is sent after being convicted.

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Bone Desert
The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope's assistant informs him that there is no sign of Josh, Tiger and Wolf in the Bone Desert after they escape from The DieCathalon.

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Bonesaw Bridge
Bridge that Tiger mentions: Okay you're sounding a lot like the riddle gnome of Bonesaw Bridge. We killed him for not speaking directly.

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Cannibal Country
Dangerous area outside the NAG, where people eat people.

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Residential Communities

Orphanages

Corey Wolf-hart's Home for Wayward Nerds
After being stranded in the year 2000, Wolf's new company Wolf Enterprises creates a new philanthropic endeavor called Corey Wolf-hart's Home for Wayward Nerds.

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Damnation Island
Josh, Tiger and Wolf are arrested for their time crimes and taken to the Ultra-Max prison on Damnation Island in the year 3491 A.D.

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Death Arena
Primary setting of New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, The DieCathalon.

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Death Bridge
Location in the Biotic Wars video game.

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The Enchanted Meadow
Natural area in Haven where Tiger meets a goat, also known as the Greatest Of All Time.

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Federal Way
Futturman residence in Los Angeles.

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Fighting Pits of Goleta

Hidden Cliffs Senior Solutions

Event Venues

Fighting Pits of Goleta
Wolf returns to a life he doesn't remember. His family cluster tries to figure out what happened to him. One of them suggests he has the sand brain. Was he kidnapped by the Sno-Mads? Was he forced into the Fighting Pits of Goleta? One of them mentions being captured by the The Hill People of Calabasas and forced to watch her previous cluster eaten alive.

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Galaxus 9
The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope's wife Randall mentions everything he's been through - the ratings slide, the coup d'etat, the mass prisoner suicides and that Galaxus 9 core meltdown - and somehow he's still standing, because he's strong.

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Haven
A town that exists outside of time and space. Initially described as the ultimate Utopia by Osama Bin Lauden, Susan Saint Jackalope claims it is a refuge for rogue time traveling criminals. Josh, Tiger and Wolf eventually discover that Haven is actually a small town populated by Josh's heroes that died prematurely, which his alternate timeline counterpart J1, also known as nut-face Josh, rescued moments before they died.

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Residential Communities

Retirement Communities

Hidden Cliffs Senior Solutions
In the alternate timeline where Josh is named Joosh, but goes by the name "JFUTZ", JFUTZ put his parents in a retirement home against their will.

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Island Beach Way
Josh sends his parents a $6 million cashier's check from Isla Cayman Banking Corp. on Island Beach Way in Grand Cayman for $6 million.

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J.C.C.
Also known as James Cameron Compound, featuring a living room known as "The Temple", a hall of mimnatures, a trampoline porch, a shaman's quarters, at least 14 bathrooms, a corn maze, an heirloom seed vault, a room with just a bunch of phone chargers, a bedroom for Billy Zane's bedroom, and a laboratory known as "The Abyss", from which Josh, Tiger and Wolf steal Cameronium.

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Joosh Community Center

Kuntz Computer Science Center

Centers

Joosh Community Center
Josh's parents spend the money he gave them opening a series of community centers in Africa.

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Killscraper
Location in the Biotic Wars video game.

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Centers

Kuntz Computer Science Center
Josh, Tiger and Wolf attempt to track down a hacker under the threat of an actual Y2K disaster at Iowa State University in Ames, Iowa.

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Lost Angeles
In Tiger and Wolf's post-apocalyptic future, Los Angeles is known as Lost Angeles.

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The Mons
Prime habitation units available in the new Mars relocation project.

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The New Above Ground
Also known as The NAG. New society built after the residents moved out of the sewer.

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New Pangea
Country in the future world where Josh, Tiger and Wolf are forced to be contestants on The DieCathalon.

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Old Below Ground
Also known as OBG. Location in the new future, where the people living in the New Above Ground used to live.

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Old Town
City in New Pangea where The DieCathalon host Susan Saint Jackalope's lives.

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Storage Station Bravo

The Three Strung Corpses of Alamore

Buildings

Storage Station Bravo
Building in the NAG.

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Temple of Gooliga
Palace that Tiger mentions when trying to convince Wolf that they will find Kronish the lower down they go down in the Kronish Laboratories building, because that's always where the bad guys are. Example 1: Valdor's Palace - Valdor was in the underground catacombs. Example 2: Temple of Gooliga - Gooliga was in the Gooligorium, by the earth's core.

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The Volcanoes of Catalina

Buildings

The Three Strung Corpses of Alamore
Monument that Tiger and Wolf think they see in their new future.

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Ultra-Max [prison]
Josh, Tiger and Wolf are arrested for their time crimes and taken to the Ultra-Max prison on Damnation Island in the year 3491 A.D.

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Valdor's Palace
Palace that Tiger mentions when trying to convince Wolf that they will find Kronish the lower down they go down in the Kronish Laboratories building, because that's always where the bad guys are. Example 1: Valdor's Palace - Valdor was in the underground catacombs. Example 2: Temple of Gooliga - Gooliga was in the Gooligorium, by the earth's core.

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The Valley
When Screw brings the Strays back to the NAG, she says they came from The Wastelands of Malibu, The Volcanoes of Catalina and The Valley.

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Nature

Natural Areas

The Volcanoes of Catalina
When Screw brings the Strays back to the NAG, she says they came from The Wastelands of Malibu, The Volcanoes of Catalina and The Valley.

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The Wastelands of Malibu

Bacchi's Saucer for World's Best Restaur...

Nature

Natural Areas

The Wastelands of Malibu
When Screw brings the Strays back to the NAG, she says they came from The Wastelands of Malibu, The Volcanoes of Catalina and The Valley.

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All-bean
New vegetable in Tiger and Wolf's new future. It's all beans, rolled into one.

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All-nut
When Josh can't bring himself to drink the bean juice made from all-beans, Wolf mentions that he may be able to get his hands on some all-nut milk.

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Big Time & Josh Futturman

Recognition

Awards

Bacchi's Saucer for World's Best Restaurant
Coveted award that Wolf's restaurant Wolf-Hart's wins in 1989.

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Quotes

Big Time & Josh Futturman
Big Time: Escape is futile.
Josh Futturman: Okay, that is enough out of you, Dr. Manhattan.

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Bionic Puma
Creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.

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Cameronium
Fuel for time machine, James Cameron Pandora reference.

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Corey Wolf-Hart

Quotes

Corey Wolf-Hart
Corey Wolf-Hart: Stop giggling in the Truffledome!

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Dasha Ovechkina

Quotes

Dasha Ovechkina
Dasha Ovechkina: Now it is I who will plow your soil.

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Double Damned
Biker gang in Los Angeles, California 1969.

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Dr. Camillo

Elias Kronish's neighbor Jimmy's cat's n...

Quotes

Dr. Camillo
Dr. Camillo: Sorry doesn't re-swab those urethras.

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Five Dollars Fifty Cents Bill

Name Game-Animals

Elias Kronish's neighbor Jimmy's cat's name.

	Rabbit
	Hare
	Bunny

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Money

Currency

Five Dollars Fifty Cents Bill
Currency that Stu Camillo uses to pay for cat tacos at the Super Gallito food truck in his MARS virtual world.

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Gabe Futturman

Quotes

Gabe Futturman
Gabe Futturman: The only punishment for failure is a hug.

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Gabe Futturman

in the alternate timeline where Josh is ...

Quotes

Gabe Futturman
Gabe Futturman (young Gabe in 1985 imitating Darth Vader after inhaling nitrous oxide): Joosh, I am your father.

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Name Game

in the alternate timeline where Josh is named Joosh, but goes by the name "JFUTZ", JFTUZ's sex doll's name.

	Suck-cess
	Dolly
	Destiny

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Jesus

Quotes

Jesus
Jesus (Josh's hallucination): Josh, you will go to the Dagobah System. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me.

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Jesus Christ

Quotes

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ: Uh-oh... He is risen.

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Josh

Quotes

Josh
Josh: Come with me if you want to live. And I mean, truly live.

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Josh Futturman

Josh Futturman, Tiger & Wolf

Quotes

Josh Futturman
Josh Futturman (dancing): Superman that hoe! Superman that hoe! Superman that hoe!

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Joshua Futturman's middle name.

Quotes

Josh Futturman, Tiger & Wolf
Josh Futturman: Where the hell have you guys been?
Tiger: The 40's.
Wolf: The 90's.

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Lingonberry Croque-en-bouche Brown Butte...

Name Game

Joshua Futturman's middle name.

	Yasha
	Misha
	Sasha

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Kraken
Mythological creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.

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Kronish Balls
Dr. Kronish's specialty, served every year at the Kronish Ball - little chocolate truffle balls.

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Recipes

Recipes-Dessert

Lingonberry Croque-en-bouche Brown Butter and Lemon Sucre En Poudre
Dessert Wolf makes for Josh's parents' dinner party.

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Mermaid
Mythological creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.

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Moruga Scorpion
Creature used to make the world's spiciest chili powder, which Wold carries with him.

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Murder Protocol One
Code for when all the biotics are activated at once - to kill Future Man.

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Myrm
Brain worm that kills Tiger and Wolf's fellow soldier Owl, both in the original and new timelines.

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Nerd & Josh Futturman

Quotes

Nerd & Josh Futturman
Nerd: Who would win in a fight between Blade and Neo?
Josh Futturman: Obviously that all depends upon whether or not they're inside the Matrix...

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Operation Gas Chamber

Operation Whale Documentary

Plans

Operations

Operation Gas Chamber
Tiger's original plan to kill all of the employees of Kronish Laboratories, also known as Plan A.

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Plans

Operations

Operation Whale Documentary
Tiger's plan to neutralize Dr. Stu Camillo at the Kronish Ball, named after a comment that Josh's mother Diane makes, about her dress being the only thing that distracted Josh's father from watching his whale documentaries.

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The Pointed Circle
Another type of resistance movement in the new version of the future.

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Real Birds
California Community College mascot.

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Reindeer Sweetbreads
As the group's chef, Wolf makes Reindeer sweetbreads for dinner.

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Sand Brain
Wolf returns to a life he doesn't remember. His family cluster tries to figure out what happened to him. One of them suggests he has the sand brain. Was he kidnapped by the Sno-Mads? Was he forced into the Fighting Pits of Goleta? One of them mentions being captured by the The Hill People of Calabasas and forced to watch her previous cluster eaten alive.

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Stu Camillo

Stuart Camillo's middle name.

Quotes

Stu Camillo
Stu Camillo (singing): Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

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Name Game

Stuart Camillo's middle name.

	Gavin
	Gale
	Gabriel

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Quotes

Tiger
Tiger: You - give me your clothes.

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Quotes

Tiger
Tiger: Are you blocking his cock right now, because it seems like he's blocking yours.

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Quotes

Tiger
Tiger: Gut knife! Gut knife! Fucking gut knife motherfucker!

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Quotes

Tiger
Tiger: You want to dance? Let's Lindy hop!

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Tiger & Josh Futturman

Quotes

Tiger & Josh Futturman
Tiger: I'm done doing this the nice way. You're getting a scorpion up your snatch.
Josh Futturman: Isn't there a middle step there?
Tiger: No. Scorp in the snatch.

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Tiger & Wolf

Tiger, Josh Futturman & Wolf

Quotes

Tiger & Wolf
Tiger: This is just like our escape from the slave mines of Ganderloo!
Wolf: Minus all the Hollandaise... Check that - garlic aioli.

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Tiger's Famous Hoppin' John

Quotes

Tiger, Josh Futturman & Wolf
Tiger: Kronish is two days away from releasing the cure. We need to kill Kronish, destroy his research, and blow up the Kronitroium. This is our only chance.
Josh Futturman: Wow, so we're going, like, full-on T2.
Wolf: Judgment Day. Arnold was a frequent customer at Wolf-Hart's, and a good friend... Oh, man, we had some sexcapades.

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Recipes

Recipes-misc

Tiger's Famous Hoppin' John
Dish Tiger makes for Stu.

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Ty-Anne & Josh Futturman

Quotes

Ty-Anne & Josh Futturman
Ty-Anne: You want to live or die?
Josh: Oh, live.
Ty-Anne: Then you better come with me.

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Unicorn
Mythological creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: Fuck this, back to Plan A, Operation Gas Chamber.

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: The antidote for failure is punishment.

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: Your cover story fell apart like a shit in your hands.

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: All right, rip his fucking throat out... or at least try to rip his fucking throat out!

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: So I grabbed Eagle and I said, "You're going back through that acid fire and retrieving the Yusopov amulet or none of us are going to make it back to Storm Base 9 before the Jizzadrean Kill Squad."

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: Moruga scorpion. The world's spiciest chili powder. Don't eat it if you're not interested in shitting blood. Man, when you're in a jam, a pinch of this will save the dish.

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: Back in the 80s, me and Arnold used to work out together. Schwarzenegger. He set me up with a little office on the Paramount lot. Said I was the only one he could trust to read his scripts, which is how I got my hands on a little jewel called T2: Judgment Day. And judge I did. It was a firecracker, blowing up the way we think about sci-fi. It was also frighteningly prescient about the realities and dangers of time travel. And I buried it. I convinced Arnold that he shouldn't do a sequel. True artists never repeat themselves.

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: I'm good at two things: Beating as and eating ass. Bad news for you: Chow time's over.

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Quotes

Wolf
Wolf: Getting out of a long-promised threesome with Vince Neil and Tawny Kitaen was much harder than this bullshit excuse for The Running Man, which, by the way, I did an uncredited rewrite on. The first draft was a disaster with a capital D.

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Wolf & Josh Futturman

Wolf's new friend Chase's dog's name tha...

Quotes

Wolf & Josh Futturman
Wolf: It was a hell of a weekend. Just one problem, weekends end. Or do they? That very weekend I had a brainstorm to spin a tapestry of eternal cool, Cabo Wabo Cantina.
Josh Futturman: Didn't Sammy Hagar...
Wolf: Sammy Hagar invented nothing. He just showed up on Sunday morning uninvited, stole my favorite Joe camel beach towel and my idea. He turned Cabo Waco into a fucking joke.

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