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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Alcoholic State  | BBB | Education | Universities |
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Alcoholic State
Westerberg High School student's T-shirt.
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| 2 | Big Bud Dean Construction | BBB | Companies | Construction Companies |
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Big Bud Dean Construction
Motto: Bringing Every State to a Higher State.
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| 3 | Big Fun | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Big Fun
Band with number one hit song, Teen-age Suicide: Don't Do It.
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| 4 | CorNuts | BBB | Food | Snack Food |
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CorNuts
Snack food sold at Snappy Snack Shack.
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| 5 | Food Fair | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Food Fair
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| 6 | Hot Probs | BBB | Radio | Radio Programs |
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Hot Probs
The radio show Heather McNamara calls in saying she's Madonna and she's upset about life and thinking about suicide.
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| 7 | Hull Clean | BBB | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Hull Clean
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| 8 | Ich Luge Bullets | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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Ich Luge Bullets
Jason Dean: Do you take German? These are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shit load of 'em back in WWII. They're like tranquilizers only they break the surface of the skin enough to cause a little blood but no real damage.
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| 9 | Info | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Info
Magazine.
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| 10 | Jefferson High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Jefferson High School
Heather Chandler mentions at the Remington party: Monday morning, you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg's going to let you play their reindeer games.
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| 11 | Remington University | BBB | Education | Universities |
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Remington University
Heather drags Veronica to a college party.
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| 12 | Snappy Snack Shack | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Snappy Snack Shack
24 hour convenience store franchise with stores in many locations, including Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas and Sherwood, Ohio.
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| 13 | Stud Puppy Magazine | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Stud Puppy Magazine
One of the artifacts JD plants at the scene of Ram and Kurt's staged suicide pact.
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| 14 | Turbo Dog | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Turbo Dog
Hot dog product available at convenience store Snappy Snack Shack that JD mentions.
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| 15 | Washington High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Washington High School
Heather Chandler mentions at the Remington party: Monday morning, you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg's going to let you play their reindeer games.
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| 16 | Westerberg High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Westerberg High School
Local high school. The mascot is the Rottweilers.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 17 | Sherwood | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Sherwood
Setting. Town in Ohio.
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| OTHER |
| 18 | College Guy  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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College Guy
College Guy: Save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid.
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| 19 | College Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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College Guy
College Guy: How's my little cheerleader?
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| 20 | College Guy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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College Guy
College Guy: It's so nice to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask what's your major... So, when you go to college what subjects do you think you'll study?
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| 21 | Father Ripper | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Father Ripper
Father Ripper: I blame not Heather but rather a society that tells its youth the answers can be found in the MTV video games. We must pray that the other teen-agers of Sherwood Ohio know the name of that righteous dude that can solve their problems. It's Jesus Christ and he's in the book.
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| 22 | Father Ripper | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Father Ripper
Father Ripper: Heather Duke underlined a lot of things in this copy of Moby Dick but I believe the word eskimo underlined all by itself is the key to understanding Heather's pain. On the surface Heather was the vivacious young lady we all knew Heather to be, but her soul was in Antarctica. Freezing with the knowledge of the way fellow teenagers can be cruel, the way parents and be unresponsive and, as she writes so eloquently in her suicide note, the way that life can suck. We'll all miss Sherwood's little eskimo. Let's just hope she's rubbing noses with Jesus.
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| 23 | Heather Chandler | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Heather Chandler
Heather Chandler: Monday morning, you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg's going to let you play their reindeer games.
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| 24 | Heather Chandler | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Heather Chandler
Heather Chandler (suicide note): You might think what I've done is shocking. To me, though, suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems life has given me. People think that just because you're beautiful and popular life is easy and fun. No one understood I had feelings too. I die knowing no one knew the real me.
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| 25 | Heather Chandler | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Heather Chandler
Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
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| 26 | Heather Chandler & Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Heather Chandler & Veronica Sawyer
Heather Chandler: You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington party! What's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet. I get paid in puke!
Veronica Sawyer: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
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| 27 | Heather Duke | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Heather Duke
Heather Duke (suicide note): Life Sucks.
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| 28 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jason Dean
Jason Dean: Pretend I did blow up the school. All the schools. Now that you're dead what are you gonna do with your life?
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| 29 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jason Dean
Jason Dean: Thank you. That was my first game of strip croquet.
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| 30 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jason Dean
Jason Dean: Do you take German? These are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shit load of 'em back in WWII. They're like tranquilizers only they break the surface of the skin enough to cause a little blood but no real damage.
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| 31 | Jason Dean | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jason Dean
Jason Dean: Greetings and Salutations.
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| 32 | Kurt Kelly | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kurt Kelly
Kurt Kelly: When I get that feelin', I need sexual healin'.
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| 33 | Kurt Kelly | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kurt Kelly
Kurt Kelly (suicide note): Ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy we shared in each others arms was greater than any touchdown. Yet we were forced to live the lie of sexist beer guzzling jock assholes.
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| 34 | Kurt's Dad | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kurt's Dad
Kurt's Dad: If there's any way you can hear me, Kurt buddy, I don't care that you were really some pansy. You're my own flesh and blood. You make me proud. My son's a homosexual and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
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| 35 | Policeman | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Policeman
Officer Milner: Oh the humanity.
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| 36 | Policeman | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Policeman
Officer McCord: The quarterback buggering the linebacker. what a waste.
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| 37 | Ram | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ram
Ram: So should I just whip it out?
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| 38 | Rottweilers | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Rottweilers
Westerberg High School mascot.
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| 39 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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| 40 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Solo |
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| 41 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica Sawyer
Veronica Sawyer: Get off my bed you fucking psycho. You think you're a rebel? Do you actually think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel. You're fucking psychotic.
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| 42 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica Sawyer
Veronica Sawyer: On the count of three guys... One. Two.
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| 43 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica Sawyer
Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, Last Entry. No one can stop J.D. Not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA. He once told me that the extreme always makes an impression. Well, now it's my turn. Let's see how the son of a bitch reacts to a suicide he didn't perform himself.
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| 44 | Veronica Sawyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica Sawyer
Veronica Sawyer: That's it, we're breaking up.
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| 45 | Westerberg High School Students | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Westerberg High School Students
Westerberg High School Students (suicide note): We students of Westerberg High will die today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. Fuck you all.
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