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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | 1-2-3 Warehouse  | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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1-2-3 Warehouse
Appliance store that Tim pitches.
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| 2 | A-B-C Warehouse | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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A-B-C Warehouse
Main competitor of 1-2-3 Warehouse, the appliance store that Tim pitches.
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| 3 | All the Fixin's  | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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All the Fixin's
Play featuring Tim and Sam's car dealership customer Rick Mahorn at the Planet Ant Theater.
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| 4 | Astro Freddie and the Aliens | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Astro Freddie and the Aliens
Christmas album by Freddie "Motown" Brown's alter ego, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial. Really, really trippy.
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| 5 | Bar | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Bar
Generic bar that Tim and Sam visit with Big Hank.
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| 6 | Boom | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Boom
Tim and Sam's new client - Detroit's premiere teen dance club.
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| 7 | Burn the City Down (The Peach Song) | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Burn the City Down (The Peach Song)
Song on the Milwaukee Peaches album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, what he refers to as a less racist version of the California Raisins.
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| 8 | Cash for Copper | BBB | Financial Companies | Financial Services |
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Cash for Copper
When Tim and Sam need money to pay for their employees' insurance, they visit the clients with outstanding balances.
 
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| 9 | Cassar's Diet Pills | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Cassar's Diet Pills
Expired diet pills from the seventies that Tim and Sam find in an old filing cabinet in their office that's basically speed.
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| 10 | Chocolate Duke | BBB | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Chocolate Duke
Breakfast cereal inspired by Count Chocula, from multiple episodes.
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| 11 | The Chop House | BBB | Dining | Steakhouses |
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The Chop House
Steakhouse where Tim and Sam ambush Chrysler marketing VP Carter Grant.
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| 12 | Chubby Buddies | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Chubby Buddies
Magazine featuring Tim and Sam on the cover, framed on the wall in their office.
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| 13 | Colt Jeans | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Colt Jeans
Poster on the wall in the office, presumably from an old campaign, visible in multiple episodes. Potentially inspired by Jordache jeans?
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| 14 | Cramblin Advertising | BBB | Services | Advertising and Marketing |
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Cramblin Advertising
Tim's advertising company that he inherited from his father.
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| 15 | Cramblin Duvet Advertising | BBB | Services | Advertising and Marketing |
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Cramblin Duvet Advertising
Tim officially change the name of the company from: Cramblin Advertising to: Cramblin Duvet Advertising.
 
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| 16 | D.O.G. | BBB | Healthcare | Optometry |
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D.O.G.
Detroit Optical Group. Tim and Sam's new client, whom they let Ned the security guard handle.
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| 17 | Dancing' on 12th Street | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Dancing' on 12th Street
Album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial.
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| 18 | De2roit Shirt | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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De2roit Shirt
Tim and Sam promote their De2roit shirts on Good Morning Detroit.
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| 19 | Detroit Belts | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Detroit Belts
Clothing store that moves into Tim and Sam's office building.
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| 20 | Devereux Wigs | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Devereux Wigs
Tim and Sam's client from multiple episodes.
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| 21 | Diana Lewis Elementary | BBB | Education | Elementary Schools |
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Diana Lewis Elementary
Elementary school that Mort Crim mentions: You know who pissed me off? Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who permanently cancelled pizza Fridays. Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian? You, sir, are a pepperoni. And you are my "Chump of the Week."
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| 22 | Dick Pussy: Professional Shitkicker | BBB | Services | Services-misc |
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Dick Pussy: Professional Shitkicker
Sign that Tim buys for Sam.
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| 23 | Downriver Ale | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Downriver Ale
Local brewery from multiple episodes.
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| 24 | Dr. Kozak | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Kozak
Doctor that Tim and Sam and their employees visit.
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| 25 | Dr. Mayflower | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Mayflower
Tim and Sam's former client, now with Doner Advertising, which Tim and Sam learn when they see his new commercial.
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| 26 | DTC | BBB | Companies | Technology Companies |
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DTC
Tech company out of Denver specializing in automated customer communication that moves into the 3rd floor of Tim and Sam's office building, where they used to poop.
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| 27 | Eddie Champagne's House of Hot Tubs | BBB | Home Furnishing | Home Furnishing Stores |
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Eddie Champagne's House of Hot Tubs
Tim and Sam film a TV commercial for the hot tub king of Detroit.
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| 28 | Electronics Store | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Electronics Store
Tim and Sam's new customer's generic electronics store.
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| 29 | Farmer Zack | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Farmer Zack
Grocery store from multiple episodes.
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| 30 | Fat Bieber | BBB | Video | Movies-Comedy |
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Fat Bieber
Justin Beiber starring Bobby Moynihan as Justin Beiber movie that Sam goes to see with his new girlfriend.
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| 31 | Four Bears Water Park | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Four Bears Water Park
Amusement park with commercial featuring famous singer Freddie "Motown" Brown's civil rights anthem song "They're Hosing Us Down".
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| 32 | Frank Franklin Insurance | BBB | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
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Frank Franklin Insurance
One of Tim and Sam's clients, from multiple episodes.
 
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| 33 | Freddie "Motown" Brown | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rhythm Blues |
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Freddie "Motown" Brown
Famous singer that Tim and Sam convince to sing the jingle for their wig company commercial.
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| 34 | Game Guy | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Game Guy
Hand held video game that Sheila kept safe at the office for Trevor all these years, inspired by Nintendo Game Boy.
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| 35 | Garner Weich Furniture | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Garner Weich Furniture
Tim and Sam hire Mort Crim to be the spokesman in their commercial, but when he won't stop talking about Isis, they edit him, earning themselves the title of "Chump of the Week."
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| 36 | Good Morning Detroit | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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Good Morning Detroit
Morning TV talk show.
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| 37 | Harry Dean | BBB | Legal Aid | Lawyers |
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Harry Dean
DUI Lawyer that Tim and Sam mention when Chrysler marketing VP Carter Grant asks about their work at the Chop House.
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| 38 | Homestyle Steak Sauce | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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Homestyle Steak Sauce
Steak sauce that Tim and Sam put on their ties before ambushing Chrysler marketing VP Carter Grant at the Chop House to make it look like they had just eaten there as well.
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| 39 | Hospital | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Hospital
Generic hospital where Chrysler marketing VP Carter Grant recovers after Tim and Sam hit him with their car.
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| 40 | Hunky Specs | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Hunky Specs
Brand of glasses sold at the Detroit Optical Group, Tim and Sam's new client, whom they let Ned the security guard handle.
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| 41 | Husky Boys | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Husky Boys
Children's clothing store - Tim and Sam's new customer.
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| 42 | I Heard it Through the Peach Vine | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Heard it Through the Peach Vine
Song on the Milwaukee Peaches album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, what he refers to as a less racist version of the California Raisins. Inspired by Marvin Gaye's "I Heard it Through the Grape Vine".
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| 43 | Jefferson Porger Menswear | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Jefferson Porger Menswear
Tim and Sam's new client. Sam steps in front of the camera for the commercial.
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| 44 | Jingle These Bells | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Jingle These Bells
Christmas album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial. All the songs are about Santa doing the nasty.
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| 45 | Karn on the Cobb | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Karn on the Cobb
Book that Sam reads in bed.
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| 46 | Law Office of Joumana Kayrouz | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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Law Office of Joumana Kayrouz
Lawyer that Tim and Sam consider hiring for Sheila when she gets a DUI. They end up going with Walt Worsch instead.
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| 47 | Light Moves | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Light Moves
Bob Seger's diet tequila that Tim and Sam order, inspired by Bob Seger song "Night Moves".
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| 48 | Lindsay's Mirror Depot | BBB | Home Furnishing | Home Furnishing Stores |
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Lindsay's Mirror Depot
Local home furnishing store that hires Tim and Sam to make a commercial.
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| 49 | Live at the Olympic | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Live at the Olympic
Album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial. His first album when he was 12 years old, performing as Tiny Freddie Brown. "If you look way back in the corner, that's my daddy standing there with a belt in his hand."
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| 50 | The Milwaukee Peaches | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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The Milwaukee Peaches
Album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial. A less racist version of the California Raisins.
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| 51 | Moosehead Sports | BBB | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores |
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Moosehead Sports
Potential new client for Tim and Sam that inspires them to buy a motorcycle.
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| 52 | Mr. Alvin's | BBB | Apparel | Shoe Stores |
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Mr. Alvin's
Shoe store, Tim and Sam's new customer.
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| 53 | Mr. Bones | BBB | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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Mr. Bones
Off duty clown at Sam's father's birthday party.
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| 54 | The New Dance Show | BBB | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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The New Dance Show
TV show that Sam and his sister watch.
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| 55 | Night Magic | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Night Magic
Album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial.
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| 56 | The North American Diamond Board | BBB | Apparel | Jewelry Stores |
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The North American Diamond Board
Ad poster in Tim and Sam's office.
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| 57 | Ocean of Tears [album] | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Ocean of Tears [album]
Album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial.
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| 58 | Ocean of Tears [song] | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Ocean of Tears [song]
Song by Freddie "Motown" Brown from the album of the same name.
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| 59 | Papa Don't Peach | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Papa Don't Peach
Song on the Milwaukee Peaches album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, what he refers to as a less racist version of the California Raisins. Inspired by Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach".
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| 60 | Peach Out and Touch Somebody | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Peach Out and Touch Somebody
Song on the Milwaukee Peaches album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, what he refers to as a less racist version of the California Raisins.
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| 61 | Pete's Plumbing | BBB | Maintenance | Plumbing Services |
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Pete's Plumbing
When Tim and Sam need money to pay for their employees' insurance, they visit the clients with outstanding balances.
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| 62 | Pomerantz and Klein | BBB | Services | Advertising and Marketing |
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Pomerantz and Klein
Chicago advertising company from multiple episodes.
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| 63 | Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn | BBB | Vehicles | Vehicle Dealerships |
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Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn
Tim and Sam's client.
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| 64 | Reacts to Messes | BBB | Literature | Books-Humor |
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Reacts to Messes
Book by Steve Harvey that Sam's girlfriend reads in bed.
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| 65 | Royal's Steakhouse | BBB | Dining | Steakhouses |
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Royal's Steakhouse
Sam's father's restaurant where he goes to work after finding out he's going to be a father.
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| 66 | The Roz Chunks Law Firm | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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The Roz Chunks Law Firm
When Tim and Sam need money to pay for their employees' insurance, they visit the clients with outstanding balances.
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| 67 | Sam "The Man" Duvet | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Sam "The Man" Duvet
After sleeping with a local councilwoman, Sam stumbles into sex work, initially resisting, then accepting, even creating a TV commercial to advertise his services. "Get satisfied today".
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| 68 | Sgt. Peaches Lonely Hearts Club Band | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sgt. Peaches Lonely Hearts Club Band
Song on the Milwaukee Peaches album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, what he refers to as a less racist version of the California Raisins. Inspired by the Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".
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| 69 | She's a Peach | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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She's a Peach
Song on the Milwaukee Peaches album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, what he refers to as a less racist version of the California Raisins.
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| 70 | Sidewall Windows | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Sidewall Windows
Tim and Sam's client.
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| 71 | Sings Your Romantic Favorites | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Sings Your Romantic Favorites
Album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, legendary singer that Tim and Sam ask to sing the jingle in their wig commercial.
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| 72 | Smilin' Jack's Furniture | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Smilin' Jack's Furniture
When Smith's Baby and Teen Furniture cancel their advertising contract, Tim and Sam seek revenge by filming a commercial for their biggest rival, Smilin' Jack's Furniture, whose billboards are being defaced.
 
 
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| 73 | Smith's Baby and Teen Furniture | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Smith's Baby and Teen Furniture
Furniture store from multiple episodes.
 
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| 74 | Smith's Baby and Teen Kid Furniture | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Smith's Baby and Teen Kid Furniture
Furniture store that Tim and Sam mention when Chrysler marketing VP Carter Grant asks about their work at the Chop House.
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| 75 | Son of a Peacher Man | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Son of a Peacher Man
Song on the Milwaukee Peaches album by Freddie "Motown" Brown, what he refers to as a less racist version of the California Raisins. Inspired by Dusty Springfield's "Son of a Preacher Man".
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| 76 | Star Century Prime | BBB | Video | Movies-Sci Fi |
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Star Century Prime
Science fiction movie that Sam wants to see but caves to his new girlfriend to goes to see Fat Beiber instead.
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| 77 | Tattoo | BBB | Personal Care | Tattoo Parlors |
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Tattoo
Generic tattoo parlor where Tim and Sam get their belly buttons pierced.
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| 78 | Teaching Michael Chestly | BBB | Literature | Books-Erotica |
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Teaching Michael Chestly
Romance novel Sam mentions: Oh, well, I got you some things. Let's see, I got you some vitamins. Got you a baby book, and I got you a romance novel for Mom. It's "Teaching Michael Chestly," from the Michael Chestly series. It's really sensual.
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| 79 | They're Hosing Us Down | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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They're Hosing Us Down
Civil rights anthem song by Freddie "Motown" Brown that was used in the commercial for Four Bears Water Park.
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| 80 | Tipper's Jewelry | BBB | Apparel | Jewelry Stores |
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Tipper's Jewelry
Tim and Sam's client. Tim's brother Trevor comes up with the perfect commercial.
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| 81 | Walt Worsch | BBB | Legal Aid | Lawyers |
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Walt Worsch
Lawyer that Tim and Sam hire for Sheila when she gets a DUI.
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| 82 | WDT 4 News | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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WDT 4 News
TV news featuring anchorman Mort Crim and his weekly segment "Chump of the Week", from multiple episodes.
 
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| 83 | The Week | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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The Week
Magazine featuring DTC, the new company that moved into Tim and Sam's office building.
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| 84 | Wick's Pantyhose | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Wick's Pantyhose
Old Cramblin customer whose slogan Sheila came up with: "Control top to make him lose control".
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| 85 | Wing County Insane Asylum | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals-Mental Health |
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Wing County Insane Asylum
Mental hospital where Tim's father Big Hank resides.
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| 86 | Wonderground | BBB | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Wonderground
Music store that Tim and Sam pitch to.
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| 87 | Zug Island Dog Dick Cabernet | BBB | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Zug Island Dog Dick Cabernet
Bottle of wine that Tim and Sam bring to meet with their new client - Allen Hark of Hark Motors.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 88 | July 12, 2017 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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July 12, 2017
Date of Stand Up Comedy Night with Tim and Sam's friend Doughnut Perkins. Tim and Sam let Doughnut use their copier at work to make copies of his fliers.
 
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| 89 | July 4, 2018 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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July 4, 2018
Tim and Sam play Roman Candle Baseball.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 90 | Heaven | Map | Worlds | Afterlife |
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Heaven
Rick Mahorn mentions in his line in the All the Fixin's play at the Planet Ant Theater: Huck's been shot. He's dead. He's in Heaven.
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| OTHER |
| 91 | Carter Grant & Sam & Tim  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carter Grant & Sam & Tim
Carter Grant: No, I thought this injury was my rock bottom, but, uh, well, then this happened.
Sam: Luke Skywalker hand!
Tim: Whoa!
Carter Grant: Yeah.
Tim: How did that happen?
Carter Grant: Yeah, well, you're gonna
think this is made up, but my dad cut off my hand.
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| 92 | The D Awards | Other | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The D Awards
Advertising awards ceremony in Detroit.
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| 93 | Eddie Champagne | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Eddie Champagne
Eddie Champagne: You really knock me out, you know that? You wouldn't want to ever kiss a guy like me, would you? No. Probably got a boyfriend. He's young and virile. I must disgust you. Wish I would have met you when I was 18. I was amazing then.
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| 94 | Fowling | Other | Sports | Sports |
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Fowling
Sport that Sam mentions, combining football and bowling.
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| 95 | Hot Dog Bowl | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Hot Dog Bowl
Dish that Tim mentions to Dr. Kozak: I had a hot dog bowl earlier today... It's like a burrito bowl, but it's chopped-up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl.
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| 96 | Lea | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lea
Lea: I wouldn't jerk that guy off with Freddy Kruger's hand.
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| 97 | Margaret | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Margaret
Margaret: They used to say the meanest things to me. They used to call me "Bride of Chewbacca".
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| 98 | Mort Crim | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mort Crim
Mort Crim: Two more criminals were brutally apprehended by a masked vigilante police are calling "Nerd Batman," due to his glasses. I'm Mort Crim, which in French means death and crime.
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| 99 | Name that Tim gives his character in the... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Name that Tim gives his character in the Boom teen dance club commercial, changing him from a nerd to a cool guy.
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Sir Rhythm |
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Dr. Funk |
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Mr. Groove |
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| 100 | Rick Mahorn | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Mahorn
Rick Mahorn: It's me, Quick Rick Mahorn of Dearborn. My parents were killed in an alley, so I became a superhero who can run fast.
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| 101 | Roman Candle Baseball | Other | Sports | Sports |
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Roman Candle Baseball
Tim and Sam play baseball with Roman candles on the fourth of July.
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| 102 | Roman Candle Baseball World Series | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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Roman Candle Baseball World Series
Tim and Sam play baseball with Roman candles on the fourth of July.
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| 103 | Sam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam (after being hit in the back of the head with a football while eating Little Caesar's pizza): Pizza, pizza.
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| 104 | Sam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam
Sam: Say hello to a new day, you white pieces of shit.
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| 105 | Sam & Tim | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sam & Tim
Sam: I mean, well, there's got to be a lot of reasons why she'd leave $300 on my nightstand.
Tim: Sure, maybe she broke something and she wanted to pay for it.
Sam: Well, she did rip my Superman underwear when she took them off.
Tim: Well, there you go.
Sam: But if that's true, she wildly overvalued them.
Tim: Not if you account for sentimental value. You loved those.
Sam: I did love those.
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| 106 | Tim | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tim
Tim: I just realized that last interaction may have come across a little weird. That's because I forgot to introduce myself. My name's Mike Cyclops. I work for NASA.
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| 107 | Tim & Sam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tim & Sam
Tim: Welcome back to Roman Candle Baseball World Series. Sam Duvet at the bat. They've just integrated the league. He's coming to us from the Roman Candle Baseball Negro Leagues.
Sam: It's a proud day for me.
Tim: He was not very good there, but he is fantastic with the whites.
Sam:I feel like Superman on Earth. I got powers here, baby.
Tim: Lot of folks in the stands not happy with the decision.
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| 108 | Tim, Sam & Quicken Loans VP of Marketing... | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tim, Sam & Quicken Loans VP of Marketing Judy Thompson
Tim: Uh, uh, Rocket Mortgage, pocket porgages. It's a little pocket for porgages.
Sam: Rocket Mortgages, uh, fast like a rocket. Introducing your new spokesperson, the Flash.
Judy Thompson: It's not about speed and more about how our simple process helps you understand everything so you can be confident.
Tim: Okay, with all due respect, who is more confident than the Flash, I wonder?
Sam: Yeah, he's literally the fastest man alive, so...
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| 109 | Tim's middle name, which his mother ment... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Tim's middle name, which his mother mentions.
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| 110 | Trevor | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Trevor
Trevor (wearing a clown mask): Why so serious?
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| 111 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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