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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | 2% Camel Milk  | BBB | Beverage Products | Milk |
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2% Camel Milk
Food and beverage products in Saddam Hussein's refrigerator include: Real Mayonnaise, Olde Iraqi Beer, Falafel Helper, 2% Camel Milk, Aunt Jamal syrup, and a Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast packaged meal.
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| 2 | Aunt Jamal Syrup | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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Aunt Jamal Syrup
Food and beverage products in Saddam Hussein's refrigerator include: Real Mayonnaise, Olde Iraqi Beer, Falafel Helper, 2% Camel Milk, Aunt Jamal syrup, and a Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast packaged meal.
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| 3 | The Behin Sazaarah | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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The Behin Sazaarah
Iraqi patrol boat.
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| 4 | Channel 6 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 6
News team at press conference for Presidential challenger Senator Gray Edwards, campaigning in Chattanooga.
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| 5 | Dexter's Dungeon & Banquet Room | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Dexter's Dungeon & Banquet Room
Dining area in Saddam's compound.
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| 6 | Falafel Helper | BBB | Food | Food-Baking |
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Falafel Helper
Food and beverage products in Saddam Hussein's refrigerator include: Real Mayonnaise, Olde Iraqi Beer, Falafel Helper, 2% Camel Milk, Aunt Jamal syrup, and a Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast packaged meal.
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| 7 | The Flurvian Sea | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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The Flurvian Sea
Italian restaurant from flashback of Topper and Ramada in love.
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| 8 | The Halcyon | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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The Halcyon
US military boat that Topper rides.
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| 9 | Hearts of Hot Shots! Part Deux - a Filmm... | BBB | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Hearts of Hot Shots! Part Deux - a Filmmaker's Apology
HBO mockumentary, parody of Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse, the documentary about the making of Apocalypse Now.
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| 10 | The Hostage Mover | BBB | Travel | Trains |
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The Hostage Mover
Train that runs through Saddam's compound.
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| 11 | Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast | BBB | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast
Food and beverage products in Saddam Hussein's refrigerator include: Real Mayonnaise, Olde Iraqi Beer, Falafel Helper, 2% Camel Milk, Aunt Jamal syrup, and a Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast packaged meal.
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| 12 | It's a Small War After All | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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It's a Small War After All
Theme park ride in Saddam's compound.
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| 13 | Khadafi's Treehouse | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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Khadafi's Treehouse
Theme park ride in Saddam's compound.
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| 14 | Mr. Scud's Wild Ride | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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Mr. Scud's Wild Ride
Theme park ride in Saddam's compound.
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| 15 | Olde Iraqi Beer | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Olde Iraqi Beer
Food and beverage products in Saddam Hussein's refrigerator include: Real Mayonnaise, Olde Iraqi Beer, Falafel Helper, 2% Camel Milk, Aunt Jamal syrup, and a Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast packaged meal.
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| 16 | Pirates of the Persian Gulf | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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Pirates of the Persian Gulf
Theme park ride in Saddam's compound.
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| 17 | Real Mayonnaise | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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Real Mayonnaise
Food and beverage products in Saddam Hussein's refrigerator include: Real Mayonnaise, Olde Iraqi Beer, Falafel Helper, 2% Camel Milk, Aunt Jamal syrup, and a Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast packaged meal.
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| 18 | Saharan Wrap | BBB | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Products |
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Saharan Wrap
Product in Saddam Hussein's kitchen that he uses to wrap his sandwich.
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| 19 | Spineless Jellyfish | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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Spineless Jellyfish
Weapon cases in the background during battle scene.
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| 20 | Terrorist Mountain | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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Terrorist Mountain
Theme park ride in Saddam's compound.
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| 21 | Tug Benson Presidential Library | BBB | Entertainment | Libraries |
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Tug Benson Presidential Library
President Tug Benson breaks ground at the future location of his presidential library in Fergus Falls, Virginia.
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| 22 | Yellow Bellies | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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Yellow Bellies
Weapon cases in the background during battle scene.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 23 | October 15, 1990 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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October 15, 1990
On October 15, the President of the United States ordered a covert mission in the Persian Gulf for the purpose of rescuing soldiers taken hostage during Desert Storm. Only a handful of our highest government officials were made aware of the operation, as it included an attempt to kill Saddam Hussein.
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| 24 | October 16, 1990 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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October 16, 1990
Reminders on Saddam Hussein's desk calendar for October 16: Breakfast, sign death warrants, lunch with Khadafi, Execution, Execution, birthday party.
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| 25 | October 23, 1990 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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October 23, 1990
10 days before the Presidential election. Presidential challenger Senator Gray Edwards campaigns in Chattanooga, commented on the failed mission to rescue hostages from Desert Storm.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 26 | Fergus Falls | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Fergus Falls
City in Virginia. Location of the future site of President Tug Benson's Presidential library. TV Anchor: This afternoon, Benson made a brief stop in Fergus Falls, Virginia for the groundbreaking of his presidential library. The five living former chief executives - Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon were on hand for this groundbreaking ceremony.
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| 27 | Saddam's Spooky Castle | Map | Structures | Castles |
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Saddam's Spooky Castle
Saddam's headquarters.
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| OTHER |
| 28 | Captain Benjamin L. Willard | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Captain Benjamin L. Willard
Captain Benjamin L. Willard: I loved you in Wall Street!
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| 29 | Harbinger | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harbinger
Harbinger: War. It's fantastic.
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| 30 | Ramada Thompson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: Kiss me. Kiss me like you've never kissed me before.
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| 31 | Saddam Hussein  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein: Infidel! I'm going to split you like a melon!
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| 32 | Saddam Hussein & President Tug Benson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Saddam Hussein & President Tug Benson
Saddam Hussein: I've been waiting for you O Big One. We meet at last. The circle is complete. Now, I am a master.
President Tug Benson: Only a master of evil, Saddam.
Saddam Hussein: Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.
President Tug Benson: Yeah, well I have. We'll settle this the old Navy way - first guy to die, loses.
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| 33 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: Somebody once wrote, Hell is the impossibility of reason. That's what this place feels like. Hell. I hate it already, and it's only been a few hours.
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| 34 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: I loved you in Wall Street!
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| 35 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: I'm not saying I don't trust you, I'm not sayin' I do. But I don't.
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| 36 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: If you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
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| 37 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Solo |
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