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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | Andretti Ribbon-Mate  | BBB | Products | Office Products |
| Andretti Ribbon-Mate Typewriter brand.

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2 | Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame Art exhibit.

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3 | Aspects d'Ennui  | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
| Aspects d'Ennui Local newspaper.

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4 | Bar TABAC Journaux  | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
| Bar TABAC Journaux Bar in the French town of Ennui-sur-Blase.

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5 | Basket  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Basket Sculpture at the Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame art exhibit.

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6 | The Berensen Lectures  | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
| The Berensen Lectures Lecture series held in the Upshur Clampette Lecture Hall at the Clampette Collection in Liberty, Kansas.

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7 | Blase Oyster Soup  | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Blase Oyster Soup Roebuck Wright: Even as the faintest hints of the aromas of the great chef's kitchen ribboned into the Commissaire's nostrils, he began to envision and formulate a multi-pronged battle-plan. To start, Deviled eggs of the precinct canary served in shells of its own meringue. Next Kidneys. Poached with plums from the mayor's rooftop arbor. Then minced lamb bon-bons in pastry wrappers. Blase oyster soup. A magnificent city-park pigeon hash. Finally, tabac pudding with quadruple cream.

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8 | Bust  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Bust Sculpture at the Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame art exhibit.

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9 | Cactus  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Cactus Sculpture at the Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame art exhibit.

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10 | Cadazio Uncles and Nephew Galerie  | BBB | Arts | Art Galleries |
| Cadazio Uncles and Nephew Galerie Art gallery.

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11 | Chateau Schostal  | BBB | Beverage Products | Wine |
| Chateau Schostal Wine served at the Bar TABAC Journaux.

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12 | City-park Pigeon Hash  | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| City-park Pigeon Hash Roebuck Wright: Even as the faintest hints of the aromas of the great chef's kitchen ribboned into the Commissaire's nostrils, he began to envision and formulate a multi-pronged battle-plan. To start, Deviled eggs of the precinct canary served in shells of its own meringue. Next Kidneys. Poached with plums from the mayor's rooftop arbor. Then minced lamb bon-bons in pastry wrappers. Blase oyster soup. A magnificent city-park pigeon hash. Finally, tabac pudding with quadruple cream.

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13 | The Clampette Collection  | BBB | Arts | Art Galleries |
| The Clampette Collection Art gallery.

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14 | Coiffeur  | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
| Coiffeur Clothing store.

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15 | Deviled Eggs of the Precinct Canary Serv...  | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Deviled Eggs of the Precinct Canary Served in Shells of its Own Meringue Roebuck Wright: Even as the faintest hints of the aromas of the great chef's kitchen ribboned into the Commissaire's nostrils, he began to envision and formulate a multi-pronged battle-plan. To start, Deviled eggs of the precinct canary served in shells of its own meringue. Next Kidneys. Poached with plums from the mayor's rooftop arbor. Then minced lamb bon-bons in pastry wrappers. Blase oyster soup. A magnificent city-park pigeon hash. Finally, tabac pudding with quadruple cream.

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16 | Ducks  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Ducks Sculpture at the Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame art exhibit.

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17 | Ennui Libre  | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
| Ennui Libre Local newspaper.

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18 | The Ennui Salon  | BBB | Arts | Art Galleries |
| The Ennui Salon J.K.L. Berensen: Simone travelled far and wide. The Ennui Salon. The Royal Exposition. The International Pavilion at the Liberty, Kansas State Fair, which was very nearly burned to the ground. In short, the picture was a sensation.

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19 | Entreprise de Serrurerie  | BBB | Retail | Locksmiths |
| Entreprise de Serrurerie Locksmith company.

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20 | The French Dispatch  | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
| The French Dispatch Magazine in the French town of Ennui-sur-Blase.

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21 | French Splatter-school  | BBB | Education | Schools-misc |
| French Splatter-school J.K.L. Berensen: In the aftermath, 72 prisoners and six members of the French Splatter-school lay dead or mortally wounded. Moses Rosenthaler, for acts of extreme valor, which saved the lives of nine guards, 22 distinguished visitors, and the Ministers of Culture and Urbanity, received his freedom with probation for life. And was decorated in the Order of the Caged Lion.

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22 | The French Splatter-school Action-group  | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
| The French Splatter-school Action-group Book about the French Splatter-school.

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23 | Gaullistes  | BBB | Products | Cigarettes |
| Gaullistes Cigarettes served at the Bar TABAC Journaux.

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24 | Gemini Tooth Powder  | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
| Gemini Tooth Powder Oral care product for which Roebuck Wright, a food journalist, served as the esteemed spokesmen.

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25 | Goodbye Zeffirelli  | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
| Goodbye Zeffirelli Play by Mitch-Mitch Simca.

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26 | Hotel des Chausseurs  | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
| Hotel des Chausseurs Location in Ennui-sur-Blase.

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27 | Kansas Munitions Cargo  | BBB | Travel | Airlines |
| Kansas Munitions Cargo Airline.

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28 | Kidneys Poached with Plums from the Mayo...  | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Kidneys Poached with Plums from the Mayor's Rooftop Arbor Roebuck Wright: Even as the faintest hints of the aromas of the great chef's kitchen ribboned into the Commissaire's nostrils, he began to envision and formulate a multi-pronged battle-plan. To start, Deviled eggs of the precinct canary served in shells of its own meringue. Next Kidneys. Poached with plums from the mayor's rooftop arbor. Then minced lamb bon-bons in pastry wrappers. Blase oyster soup. A magnificent city-park pigeon hash. Finally, tabac pudding with quadruple cream.

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29 | Knoblock Theatre  | BBB | Performing Arts | Theaters |
| Knoblock Theatre Theater featuring Goodbye Zeffirelli, the play by Mitch-Mitch Simca.

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30 | La Brique Rouge  | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
| La Brique Rouge Nightclub in Ennui-sur-Blase.

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31 | Le Sans Blague Cafe  | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
| Le Sans Blague Cafe Cafe in Ennui-sur-Blase.Translation: "No Kidding" or "No Joke".

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32 | Liberty Airways  | BBB | Travel | Airlines |
| Liberty Airways Airline.

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33 | Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
| Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun Newspaper.
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34 | Librairie  | BBB | Entertainment | Libraries |
| Librairie Generic library.

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35 | The Life and Death of Moses Rosenthaler  | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
| The Life and Death of Moses Rosenthaler Biography.

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36 | Loi/Ordre  | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
| Loi/Ordre Local newspaper.

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37 | L'Americain  | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
| L'Americain Cafe.

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38 | Minced Lamb Bon-bons in Pastry Wrappers  | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Minced Lamb Bon-bons in Pastry Wrappers Roebuck Wright: Even as the faintest hints of the aromas of the great chef's kitchen ribboned into the Commissaire's nostrils, he began to envision and formulate a multi-pronged battle-plan. To start, Deviled eggs of the precinct canary served in shells of its own meringue. Next Kidneys. Poached with plums from the mayor's rooftop arbor. Then minced lamb bon-bons in pastry wrappers. Blase oyster soup. A magnificent city-park pigeon hash. Finally, tabac pudding with quadruple cream.

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39 | My Winnings  | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
| My Winnings Book by Lord Cadazio.

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40 | National Duty-obligation  | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
| National Duty-obligation Youth camp from the play Goodbye Zeffirelli: Every clique had a rival. The Nuts had the Bolts. The Sticks had the Stones. The Jocks had us, the Bookworms, until Mitch-Mitch failed the baccalaureate and got sent down to National Duty-obligation. Three months in the Mustard Region.

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41 | The National Playhouse  | BBB | Entertainment | Theater Companies |
| The National Playhouse Theater company presenting Goodbye Zeffirelli, the play by Mitch-Mitch Simca.

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42 | Pains Grilles Boulangerie  | BBB | Food | Bakeries |
| Pains Grilles Boulangerie Bakery.

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43 | A Perfect Sparrow  | BBB | Arts | Paintings |
| A Perfect Sparrow Painting by Moses Rosenthaler.

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44 | Prix de Grus Maison Durand  | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
| Prix de Grus Maison Durand Store.

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45 | Rosenthaler: A Monograph  | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
| Rosenthaler: A Monograph Book by J.K.L. Berensen.

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46 | The Royal Exposition  | BBB | Arts | Art Galleries |
| The Royal Exposition J.K.L. Berensen: Simone travelled far and wide. The Ennui Salon. The Royal Exposition. The International Pavilion at the Liberty, Kansas State Fair, which was very nearly burned to the ground. In short, the picture was a sensation.

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47 | Simone, Naked, Cell Block-J Hobby Room  | BBB | Arts | Paintings |
| Simone, Naked, Cell Block-J Hobby Room Famous painting by prisoner and convicted murderer Moses Rosenthal.


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48 | Sportif  | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
| Sportif Local newspaper.

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49 | Tabac Pudding with Quadruple Cream  | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Tabac Pudding with Quadruple Cream Roebuck Wright: Even as the faintest hints of the aromas of the great chef's kitchen ribboned into the Commissaire's nostrils, he began to envision and formulate a multi-pronged battle-plan. To start, Deviled eggs of the precinct canary served in shells of its own meringue. Next Kidneys. Poached with plums from the mayor's rooftop arbor. Then minced lamb bon-bons in pastry wrappers. Blase oyster soup. A magnificent city-park pigeon hash. Finally, tabac pudding with quadruple cream.

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50 | Tower  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Tower Sculpture at the Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame art exhibit.

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51 | Treasures of the Nile Valley  | BBB | Literature | Books-Biography |
| Treasures of the Nile Valley Nature book.

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52 | Tree  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Tree Painting at the Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame art exhibit.

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53 | Universite Superieure d'Ennui  | BBB | Education | Universities |
| Universite Superieure d'Ennui University in Ennui.

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54 | Utensils  | BBB | Arts | Artwork |
| Utensils Sculpture at the Ashtrays, Pots, and Macrame art exhibit.

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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
55 | March 1  | Dates | No Year | Events |
| March 1 Lucinda Krementz: March 1st. Negotiations between undergraduates and the university administration break down abruptly in early morning hours after clamorous debate, angry name-calling and, finally, outright gambling over the right of free access to the girls' dormitory for all male students.

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56 | March 5  | Dates | No Year | Events |
| March 5 Lucinda Krementz: March 5th. Late supper at the B's. Eldest boy, 19, not home since yesterday morning. Father chanced upon him midday, marching alongside his comrades. Their slogan - "The children are grumpy."

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57 | March 10  | Dates | No Year | Events |
| March 10 Lucinda Krementz: March 10th. City services at a halt, one week and counting. Public transportation, suspended. Piles of garbage, uncollected. Schools on strike. No mail, no milk. What will normal reality be? Next week, next month, whenever, if ever, we get the chance to experience it again. Anyone's guess.

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58 | March 15  | Dates | No Year | Events |
| March 15 Lucinda Krementz: March 15th. City services at a halt, one week and counting. Public transportation, suspended. Piles of garbage, uncollected. Schools on strike. No mail, no milk. What will normal reality be? Next week, next month, whenever, if ever, we get the chance to experience it again. Anyone's guess. Discover on flyleaf of my
composition book a hasty paragraph. Not sure when Zeffirelli had the chance to write it. Late that night while I slept? Poetic, not necessarily in a bad way.

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59 | March 30  | Dates | No Year | Events |
| March 30 Lucinda Krementz: March 30th. Across the street, a glaring metaphor. Bell rings, pupils scamper inside back to their obedient classrooms. A creaky swing sways in the deserted schoolyard.

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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
60 | The Bourhlark District  | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
| The Bourhlark District Neighborhood in the French town of Ennui-sur-Blase.

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61 | The Bricklayers Quarter  | Map | Structures | Landmarks |
| The Bricklayers Quarter Location in the French town of Ennui-sur-Blase.

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62 | The Butcher's Arcade  | Map | Structures | Landmarks |
| The Butcher's Arcade Location in the French town of Ennui-sur-Blase.

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63 | Chambres de Jeunes Filles  | Map | Residential Communities | Apartment and Condos |
| Chambres de Jeunes Filles Girls dormitory.

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64 | The Doorstop House  | Map | Structures | Buildings |
| The Doorstop House J.K.L. Berensen: I refer, of course, to Upshur "Maw" Clampette. Astute collector of antiquities. Great friend to the avant-garde. Her collection, even in its infancy, was well-known and important, as was her residence, Ingo Steen's first American commission informally known as the Doorstop House.

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65 | Ennui Prison/Asylum  | Map | Detention Centers | Prisons |
| Ennui Prison/Asylum Prison in Ennui-sur-Blase.

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66 | Ennui-sur-Blase  | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
| Ennui-sur-Blase Setting. French town.

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67 | Hovel District  | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
| Hovel District Neighborhood in Ennui-sur-Blase, populated by old people who have failed.

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68 | Pick-pocket Cup-de-sac  | Map | Structures | Landmarks |
| Pick-pocket Cup-de-sac Location in the French town of Ennui-sur-Blase.

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69 | Rue Du Feutrier  | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
| Rue Du Feutrier Nightclub in Ennui-sur-Blase.

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70 | Upshur Clampette Lecture Hall  | Map | Structures | Halls |
| Upshur Clampette Lecture Hall Location of the Berensen Lectures at the Clampette Collection in Liberty, Kansas.

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71 | The Liberty, Kansas State Fair  | Other | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
| The Liberty, Kansas State Fair J.K.L. Berensen: Simone travelled far and wide. The Ennui Salon. The Royal Exposition. The International Pavilion at the Liberty, Kansas State Fair, which was very nearly burned to the ground. In short, the picture was a sensation.

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72 | Moses & Simone  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Moses & Simone Moses: I wanna say it as simple as I can. To try to shape it into words. The feelings in my heart.
Simone: I don't love you.
Moses: I love you. What?
Simone: I don't love you.
Moses: Already?
Simone: Already what?
Moses: Already how do you know that? How can you be sure? It's so quick.
Simone: I'm sure.
Moses: Ouch. That hurts me. The cruelty of it. The cold-bloodedness.

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73 | Moses Rosenthaler  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Moses Rosenthaler Moses Rosenthaler: Throw the switch, you cocksucker.

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74 | Order of the Caged Lion  | Other | Recognition | Awards |
| Order of the Caged Lion J.K.L. Berensen: In the aftermath, 72 prisoners and six members of the French Splatter-school lay dead or mortally wounded. Moses Rosenthaler, for acts of extreme valor, which saved the lives of nine guards, 22 distinguished visitors, and the Ministers of Culture and Urbanity, received his freedom with probation for life. And was decorated in the Order of the Caged Lion.

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