# | FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | 1 | April 1, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events | | April 1, 1994 Qiwu and his girlfriend May break up on April Fools' Day.

| 2 | April 2, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 2, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 3 | April 3, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 3, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 4 | April 4, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 4, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 5 | April 5, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 5, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 6 | April 6, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 6, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 7 | April 7, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 7, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 8 | April 8, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 8, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 9 | April 9, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 9, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 10 | April 10, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 10, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 11 | April 11, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 11, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 12 | April 12, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 12, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 13 | April 13, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 13, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 14 | April 14, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 14, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 15 | April 15, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 15, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 16 | April 16, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 16, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 17 | April 17, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 17, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 18 | April 18, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 18, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 19 | April 19, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 19, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 20 | April 20, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 20, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 21 | April 21, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 21, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 22 | April 22, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 22, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 23 | April 23, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 23, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 24 | April 24, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 24, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 25 | April 25, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 25, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 26 | April 26, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 26, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 27 | April 27, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 27, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 28 | April 28, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 28, 1994 He Qiwu buys a tin of pineapples with an expiration date of May 1st, because his ex-girlfriend May enjoyed pineapples and May 1st is his birthday.

| 29 | April 29, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 29, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 30 | April 30, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | April 30, 1994 When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| 31 | May 1, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events | | May 1, 1994 He Qiwu's birthday. He approaches a woman in the blonde wig at the Bottoms Up Club. She falls asleep in the hotel room, leaving him to watch old films and order food.

| 32 | August 12, 1994  | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Expiration Dates | | August 12, 1994 Date of expiration on a can of pineapples that Qiwu does not purchase... When Qiwu's girlfriend May breaks up with him on April Fool's Day, he takes it as a joke. Deciding to humor her for a month, every day he buys a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and because May 1 is his birthday. If May doesn't come back by the time he's bought 30 cans, their love will expire.

| OTHER | 33 | He Qiwu | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | He Qiwu He Qiwu: We broke up on April Fool's Day, so I took it as a joke. I'm willing to humor her for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, because May loves pineapple, and May 1 is my birthday. I tell myself that if May hasn't come back by the time I've bought 30 cans, then our love will expire too.
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| 35 | Woman in Blonde Wig  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | | Woman in Blonde Wig Woman in blonde wig: The date on the can tells me I don't have much time left. If I don't find those Indians, I'll be in deep trouble.

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