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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Adolescents and Children in Anxiety  | BBB | Literature | Books-Psychology |
| Adolescents and Children in Anxiety Book that Malcolm reads. He puts the book aside and turns to his notepad to write notes.
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| 2 | Air Alabama  | BBB | Travel | Airlines |
| Air Alabama
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| 3 | Alabama  | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
| Alabama
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| 4 | Arizona Work Farm for Boys | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Programs |
| Arizona Work Farm for Boys Work farm where Hal and Lois send Francis.
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| 5 | Big & Sassy  | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
| Big & Sassy Hal's adult magazine.

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| 6 | Burger Barn  | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
| Burger Barn Fast food restaurant.
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| 7 | Burger World  | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
| Burger World Fast food restaurant.
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| 8 | Candy Quack  | BBB | Food | Candy Stores |
| Candy Quack Francis attempts to eat 100 Candy Quacks.
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| 9 | Desantes Realtors  | BBB | Services | Realty Services |
| Desantes Realtors Realty sign in Malcolm's neighbor's front yard.
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| 10 | Dillington's  | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
| Dillington's The Kenarbans invite Malcom's family to dinner at their favorite restaurant, Dillington's. But Malcolm doesn't think it's a good idea since Stevie's family is kind of boring.
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| 11 | Fishing for Fishies  | BBB | Media | Video Games |
| Fishing for Fishies Video game.
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| 12 | Gossip Talk  | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
| Gossip Talk
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| 13 | Heisler Beer  | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
| Heisler Beer Hal's high school buddy throws him a Heisler beer as he opens the front door.
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| 14 | Jump Jump Dance Party  | BBB | Media | Video Games |
| Jump Jump Dance Party Parody of Dance Dance Revolution.

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| 15 | Lacy Hill Realty  | BBB | Services | Realty Services |
| Lacy Hill Realty Realty sign in Malcolm's neighbor's front yard.

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| 16 | Lucky Aide | BBB | Retail | Drugstores |
| Lucky Aide Drug store where Lois works.
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| 17 | March and Conquer  | BBB | Toys | Tabletop Games |
| March and Conquer The Malcolm in the Middle version of the board game Risk.
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| 18 | Marlin Academy | BBB | Education | Military Schools |
| Marlin Academy Alabama military school that Francis attends.
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| 19 | Mighty Man | BBB | Toys | Action Figures |
| Mighty Man Action figure.
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| 20 | Morley Cigarettes  | BBB | Products | Cigarettes |
| Morley Cigarettes Leonard tries to pay off his debts with a pack of Morley's.
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| 21 | Mr. Li  | BBB | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
| Mr. Li Ida's Boyfriend Mr. Li's beauty salon.
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| 22 | Museum of Torture  | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
| Museum of Torture Museum that Malcolm's class visits.
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| 23 | Naughty Pool Boys 3  | BBB | Video | Adult Films |
| Naughty Pool Boys 3 Teenage neighbor Jessica tricks Malcolm and Reese into believing the other is gay. Malcolm gives Reese a pamphlet called "If you're gay, that's okay!" Reese gets Malcolm a pornographic movie called Naughty Pool Boys 3.
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| 24 | Pancake Pete's  | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Breakfast |
| Pancake Pete's While Malcolm is in the hospital he misses out on going to Pancake Pete's, which the family never does.
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| 25 | Playpen  | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
| Playpen Pornographic magazine.
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| 26 | Softy Cone Ice Cream  | BBB | Food | Ice Cream |
| Softy Cone Ice Cream
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| 27 | Sudster Laundry Detergent  | BBB | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
| Sudster Laundry Detergent Francis takes over the laundry at the academy.

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| 28 | Typhoon Laundry Detergent  | BBB | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
| Typhoon Laundry Detergent When Francis starts laundry duty at military school, he becomes greedy and starts a business and black market. The other cadets soon get revenge on Francis by ruining the detergent and allow him to be busted by Spangler.
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| 29 | The Virts | BBB | Media | Video Games |
| The Virts A virtual family video game that Malcolm plays. Parody of the Sims.
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| 30 | Wavetown USA  | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
| Wavetown USA Malcolm recaps what happened at the Wave Town USA, Water Park: Due to the violations involving both him and Reese fighting, Hal sneaking in alcohol in a suntan lotion and Lois physically abusing her boys by smacking them, the famkily is permanently banned.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 31 | Delancy Park  | Map | Nature | Parks |
| Delancy Park When Lois asks Malcolm where Francis is, he tries to brainstorm a diversion by saying that Francis is meeting Beebee at Delancey Park near the soccer field.
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| 32 | El Diablo  | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
| El Diablo Ghost Town.
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| OTHER |
| 33 | Blackhawks | Other | Sports | Soccer Teams |
| Blackhawks One of the teams in the American Youth Soccer Federation.
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| 34 | Gophers | Other | Sports | Soccer Teams |
| Gophers One of the teams in the American Youth Soccer Federation.
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| 35 | Hal | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hal Hal: Pop 'em and drop 'em!
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| 36 | Hal  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Hal Hal: As far as you boys are concerned, your mother and I are a united front!
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| 37 | Last name on the ID badge that Francis d...  | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
| Last name on the ID badge that Francis drops.
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Nolastname |
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Wilkerson |
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Masterson |
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| 38 | Malcolm  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Malcolm Malcolm: I hate bowling!
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| 39 | Malcolm  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Malcolm Malcolm: I love bowling!
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| 40 | Malcolm | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Malcolm Malcolm: When I was six I dove in a pool and my trunks came off. I wish I was there now.
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| 41 | Reese  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Reese Reese: In a world of lies, truth is your only weapon.
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| 42 | Tigers  | Other | Sports | Soccer Teams |
| Tigers One of the teams in the American Youth Soccer Federation.

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| 43 | Untitled  | Other | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 44 | What is Malcolm's IQ?  | Other | Trivia | Questions |
| What is Malcolm's IQ?

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