Fiction Empire

The Antoine Modeling Agency

Addison Investigations
When Maddie sells Blue Moon Investigations to Lou LaSalle, David leaves to start his own agency.

Adriana's
David and Maddie meet David's brother Richard Addison for dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Air Ireland
Airline that Maddie and David's new client - the one that thinks she's a leprechaun - plans to fly back to Ireland.

The Amazing Magician
Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky.

America Today
Newspaper headline: TICKERTAPE PARADE FOR SENATOR'S SAVIOR.

AMFL
Another Mother For Lease. Business idea David comes up with - a service that helps you out with all sorts of decisions that mothers like to make.

Amor Nutt
Nut product poster in the Fass Advertising agency office.

Andre Illusions
Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. "Rare and unusual magic for all occasions"

Armstrong Pharmaceuticals

Public Relations

The Antoine Modeling Agency
David goes looking for a bride for their new client.

The Anvil
Seedy bar where David and Maddie seek information about their new client's missing son.

Betty "Barracuda" Russell, Esquire

Companies

Chemical Companies

Armstrong Pharmaceuticals
David's old flame Jillian Armstrong's husband Harlan Armsng's pharmaceutical company.

Bailey's Soda
Soft drink.

Being 2nd Stinks
Business strategy book by J.D. Caron that David shows Maddie.

Black Moon Investigations

Legal Aid

Lawyers

Betty "Barracuda" Russell, Esquire
Divorce attorney that hires David and Maddie.

Black Moon Investigations
Name of the detective agency in Maddie's bizarre Hell-inspired dream when she gets knocked unconscious.

Blue Moon Investigations

City of Angels Investigations

Blue Moon Investigations
Also referred to as Blue Moon Detective Agency. Former model Maddie Hayes and private detective David Addison's detective agency.

Blue Moon Shampoo
David recognizes Maddie as the Blue Moon Shampoo girl. The only shampoo with milk, honey and a tablespoon of moonbeams in every bottle.

Bolero
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Boo-Bi the Clown
Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. "The Clown with Tricks"

Bus Station
David's idea for a new TV show, inspired by a dream.

The Carlyle
Fancy restaurant where Maddie meets their new client Frankie Tate for dinner.

Charles' Treasure
Painting of Maddie found at the scene of a dead artist.

Cheese 'N' Go
Fast food restaurant that David mentions while he and Maddie are working on a case: We've covered the Pitch and Putt, Cheese 'N' Go, and Sparky's Beef 'N' Brew (Maddie asks what's left). Diamond Lanes and the pool hall.

Chicken Lickin'
Maddie yells at David for blowing their chance to be in charge of security for a fast food chicken chain restaurant.

City of Angels Investigations
Detective agency owned by Maddie Hayes. When her accountants steal her money, she intends the sell the company, however David convinces her to keep it open, changing the name to the Blue Moon Detective Agency, after Blue Moon Shampoo.

Club Pigalle
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Con-West
Airline.

Costumes for Magic
Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky.

The Cue Ball
Pool hall that David and Maddie visit while investigating a case. David: Jeez. "Cue ball." Owner blew a few million brain cells coming up with that one.

Death Extension
Mystery novel by J.B. Harland, Agnes' favorite.

Devlin Pharmacy
Doctor listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Diamond Lanes
Bowling alley that David mentions while he and Maddie are working on a case: We've covered the Pitch and Putt, Cheese 'N' Go, and Sparky's Beef 'N' Brew (Maddie asks what's left). Diamond Lanes and the pool hall.

Doug and Ann's Illusions

East Credit Insurance Company

Retail

Magic Shops

Doug and Ann's Illusions
Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky.

Dr. Desjardin
Doctor listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Dr. McMurry
Doctor listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Dr. Richard Burlap
Doctor that David claims to be while investigating the Harborhurst mental facility: Good evening. I'm Dr. Richard Burlap. This is Mr. Chester Warwick. I'm Mr. Warwick's personal physician... Well, where would you like to begin? ...What would you like to show us first? ...Where should we start? Someone did phone ahead about us coming by for a tour this evening?

Dr. S. Peterson
Doctor listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Dr. Simon Brill
Plastic surgeon.

Eddie Skins, Personal Management

Insurance Services

East Credit Insurance Company
David and Maddie take a new job as debt collectors.

Public Relations

Eddie Skins, Personal Management
David's cover story when he and Maddie attempt to infiltrate Pinnacle Models: I'm Eddie Skins. Eddie Skins, personal management. I got a call from Mr. Benny this morning. He said you were interested in working with my client. Say hello to Madelyn Hayes.

El Greco
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Fass Advertising

Advertising and Marketing

Fass Advertising
Advertising agency where David and Maddie's new clients work.

Fist Sandwich

Sandwiches

Fist Sandwich
Joke Herbert makes: Agnes, tomorrow, would you call the computer company? I'm having trouble formatting the documents on my floppy disk.
MacGillicudy: Do it yourself, wiener. Ain't you got fingers?
Herbert: Yeah, and they'd make a real, tasty fist sandwich.

Flamingo Cove Orchestra

Gibson-O'Rourke Investments

Performing Arts

Music-Orchestra

Flamingo Cove Orchestra
Maddie and David learn of a murder committed at a 1940s night club called Flamingo Cove, featuring the Flamingo Cove Orchestra and the beautiful voice of Rita Adams. Each dreams the role of the convicted murderer and the circumstances leading to the crime, but each dream sequence is colored by the bias of the dreamer. Filmed at the Aquarius Theater.

French Casino
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Gary Love, M.D.
Doctor listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Hackensack Mutual Insurance

Financial Services

Gibson-O'Rourke Investments
Financial company where the victim and defendant both work in the trial when Agnes serves jury duty.

The Great Kandinsky
Magician The Great Kandinsky while trying to escape from The Tank of Peril - or does he?

Gunner Med. Sup.
Medical company listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Insurance Services

Hackensack Mutual Insurance
Health carrier for Fass Advertising.

Harborhurst, Inc.

Harem Scarem Carpet Cleaning [Company]

Healthcare

Hospitals-Mental Health

Harborhurst, Inc.
Mental hospital listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller. David describes as Part spa, part rubber ranch.

Harem Scarem Drapery Cleaning

Services-misc

Harem Scarem Carpet Cleaning [Company]
Company name on David's bowling team shirt.

Services-misc

Harem Scarem Drapery Cleaning
Joke David makes trying to get information at plastic surgeon Dr. Simon Brill's office: I'm here from Harem Scarem Drapery Cleaning about the estimate.

Harem Scarem Escorts
Joke David makes when he arrives at Maddie's place to pick up her and her cousin Annie and take them out for a night on the town: Harem Scarem Escorts. David Addison at your service.

The Heartbreak Hotline

The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior

Radio

Radio Programs

The Heartbreak Hotline
Paul McCain, host of the Heartbreak Hotline radio show on radio station KRKD, fakes his own death.

High Adventure
Hot air balloon ride company.

Highcastle Defense
The bad guys have been smuggling all sorts of plans out of Highcastle Defense in laundry bundles.

Hollywood Restaurant
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Honest Ethan's
Pawn shop that David mentions, where he tells Maddie he pawned his car.

Hot Sushi Girls
Adult film.

Hot Tub Heaven
Hotel where David and Maddie's cousin Annie "go undercover" while investigating the Saperman case.

Hotsy Totsy Revue
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Industrial Relations
Company Maddie cold calls, looking to handle their internal security.

JCW X-Ray
Medical service listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Journals

The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior
Maddie asks David what he's reading. He's reading a book called Making Middle Management Matter: Life Between a Rock and a Hard Place, but he tells her he's reading The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior.

KRKD
Radio station from various episodes.

L1 Gun
Portable laser weaponry invented by SRT Industries. "A revolution in modern warfare".

The LaSalle Agency.

Lifestyles of the Filthy Rich

The LaSalle Agency.
Private detective that Annie's husband Mark hires to find out who she has been seeing on the side.

Leon & Eddie's
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Magazines-misc

Lifestyles of the Filthy Rich
Magazine that Herbert mentions having used as a cover: The surveillance spot was chosen with great care to avoid the possibility of detection at all costs. Fortunately, I was able to maintain my cover by persuading the Sappermans' nitwit neighbors that I was a reporter from Lifestyles of the Filthy Rich.

Los Angeles Tribune
Newspaper from various episodes.

Lou LaSalle Armored Cars

Lou LaSalle Investigations

Security Services

Lou LaSalle Armored Cars
Lou LaSalle, owner of multiple security-related companies such as Lou LaSalle Investigations, Lou LaSalle Armored Cars and Lou LaSalle Security, also known as Sherlock to the Stars, wants to buy Blue Moon Investigations - lock, stock and bad debts.

Making Middle Management Matter

Lou LaSalle Investigations
Lou LaSalle, owner of multiple security-related companies such as Lou LaSalle Investigations, Lou LaSalle Armored Cars and Lou LaSalle Security, also known as Sherlock to the Stars, wants to buy Blue Moon Investigations - lock, stock and bad debts.

Lou LaSalle Security
Lou LaSalle, owner of multiple security-related companies such as Lou LaSalle Investigations, Lou LaSalle Armored Cars and Lou LaSalle Security, also known as Sherlock to the Stars, wants to buy Blue Moon Investigations - lock, stock and bad debts.

Mad Hayes, Inc.
Maddie Hayes' company.

Magic Night
Perfume company that Maddie would have worked for had she not gotten the Blue Moon Shampoo job.

Mr. Snowee Ice Cream & Frozen Treats

Literature

Books-Biography

Making Middle Management Matter
Maddie asks David what he's reading. He's reading a book called Making Middle Management Matter: Life Between a Rock and a Hard Place, but he tells her he's reading The Journal of Human Sexual Behavior.

The Marimba
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Metro Clinic
Medical clinic listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Montezuma's Revenge
Guns and ammo company that Maddie and David mention, a potential client.

Dining

Ice Cream Parlors

Mr. Snowee Ice Cream & Frozen Treats
Ice cream parlor poster in the Fass Advertising agency office.

Murder Mystery Magazine

Magazines-misc

Murder Mystery Magazine
Every year, famous mystery author J.B. Harland hosts an event called The Murder Train, featuring an interactive murder mystery. He invites the winner of Murder Mystery Magazine's essay contest, which this year is Blue Moon Detective Agency employee Agnes DiPesto.

The Murder Train
Every year, famous mystery author J.B. Harland hosts an event called The Murder Train, featuring an interactive murder mystery. He invites the winner of Murder Mystery Magazine's essay contest, which this year is Blue Moon Detective Agency employee Agnes DiPesto.

The National Inquisitor

Newspapers-misc

The National Inquisitor
Newspaper headline: I Just Did What I Had to Do, Says Camille.

The National Pit
While on a stakeout, Maddie and David pretend to be reading newspapers - Maddie the Wall Street Journal, and David a sensational tabloid called the National Pit.

Pago-Pago
In David's dream sequence, several neon signs for restaurants and hotels float by as his character Zack walks the streets after the murder.

Pan Oceanic Air
Airline that Herbert's relatives fly home.

Pinnacle Models
Talent agency.

Pitch and Putt
Miniature golf course that David mentions while he and Maddie are working on a case: We've covered the Pitch and Putt, Cheese 'N' Go, and Sparky's Beef 'N' Brew (Maddie asks what's left). Diamond Lanes and the pool hall.

Pluto Pizza
Pizza parlor van where David goes looking for his brother Richie.

R. Hollander, D.D.S.
Dentist listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

R. Hollander, M.D.
Doctor listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance's records for employee Robin Fuller.

Rainer Intermarketing

Financial Services

Rainer Intermarketing
Financial company that Herbert mentions when he bursts into the courtroom: The money was not stolen by that man but by someone else. When Kathleen O'Rourke discovered losses totaling over a million dollars and confronted that someone. She was murdered for her trouble. But I know who that someone is. Does the name Rainer Intermarketing ring a bell?

Regency Investigations

Saperman, Saperman, Saperman

Regency Investigations
David steals a client from another detective agency in the building.

Rich and Thin
Mint-flavored liquid diet meal for weight control. David's brother Richard Addison's get rich and thin quick scheme. "Shed pounds - Make money".

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Shepard, Shepard, Levine and Webb

Accounting Services

Saperman, Saperman, Saperman
Accounting firm that Herbert mentions: After moving to Los Angeles in 1957, Adele went to work for the accounting firm of Sapperman Sapperman, Sapperman, shown here.

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Sawyer & Sawyer
Certified Public Accountants from various episodes.

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SEXcetera
Adult books and movie arcade.

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Legal Aid

Law Firms

Shepard, Shepard, Levine and Webb
Attorneys at Law. Maddie Hayes' attorney.

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Sparky's Beef 'N' Brew

Nightlife

Bars

Sparky's Beef 'N' Brew
Bar that David mentions while he and Maddie are working on a case: We've covered the Pitch and Putt, Cheese 'N' Go, and Sparky's Beef 'N' Brew (Maddie asks what's left). Diamond Lanes and the pool hall.

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SRT Industries
Maddie gets the agency a job handling internal security for SRT Industries.

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The Sun
Joke David makes: Get me the Sun. Get me the Times. Get me the Sun-Times. Get me the Sunday Times. I want Dan Rather, Barbara Walters. I want Walter Cronkite. Call the encylopaedia people. Tell them to make room. Volume A, Addison.

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The Sun-Times
Joke David makes: Get me the Sun. Get me the Times. Get me the Sun-Times. Get me the Sunday Times. I want Dan Rather, Barbara Walters. I want Walter Cronkite. Call the encylopaedia people. Tell them to make room. Volume A, Addison.

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The Teenymobile
Nickname that David gives the new car that Maddie buys for him.

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A Temp for All Seasons

Job Services

A Temp for All Seasons
Temp service where Herbert used to work.

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Train Station
David's idea for a new Broadway show.

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United Consolidated
Company that Maddie's cousin Annie mentions when Maddie asks about her boyfriend Mark: He's on cloud nine. He got the okay for a 76-storey building for United Consolidated.

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Zeus Boots
Nut product poster in the Fass Advertising agency office.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

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July 4, 1896

19th Century and earlier

Birth Dates

July 4, 1896
Maddie and David's potential new client Lawrence Everett born.

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December 31, 1899

19th Century and earlier

Events

December 31, 1899
Maddie and David's potential new client Lawrence Everett's first memory is of New Year's Eve at a special dinner in Baltimore when the clock struck midnight and they were delivered to the 20th century.

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August 27, 1932

20th Century: 1st Half

Birth Dates

August 27, 1932
Herbert's investigation target Mrs. Saperman born in Queens: Mrs. Sapperman was born on August 27th, 1932 to Shmul and Helen Menmum of Ozone Park, Queens.

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July 14, 1942

20th Century: 1st Half

Birth Dates

July 14, 1942
Date of Birth on the Russian passport that David and Maddie find.

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February 22, 1985
Issued Date on the Russian passport that David and Maddie find.

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December 24, 1985
Agnes DiPesto: There's nothing better in the whole world than spending Christmas Eve under a tree with a baby waiting for Santa Clause.

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December 25, 1985
The Blue Moon Detective Agency celebrates solving their case and the holiday with snow and a song.

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May 6, 1986
The everlasting union between Camille Brand and Mordecai Mishienski is interrupted by Mordy's death. Later, while running from the police, Camille accidentally tackles a gunman attempting to shoot a senator and becomes a hero.

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December 1, 1986
Date on Maddie and David's client Alan Tupperman's hotel bill.

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December 2, 1986
Date on Maddie and David's client Alan Tupperman's hotel bill.

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April 4, 1988
Date of transaction for Dr. McMurry listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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April 20, 1988
Date of transaction for Metro Clinic listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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May 11, 1988
Date of transactions for R. Hollander, M.D. and JCW X-Ray listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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May 19, 1988
Date of transaction for Gunner Med. Sup. listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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May 27, 1988
Date of transaction for Dr. S. Peterson listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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June 1, 1988
Date of transactions for Devlin Pharmacy and Dr. Desjardin listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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June 3, 1988
Date of transaction for Gary Love, M.D. and JCW X-Ray listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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June 14, 1988
Date of transaction for Devlin Pharmacy listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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June 22, 1988
Date of transaction for Dr. S. Peterson listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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July 12, 1988
Date of transaction for Harborhurst, Inc. listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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July 28, 1988
Date of transaction for Dr. Desjardin listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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August 4, 1988
Date of transactions for Gary Love, M.D. and Metro Clinic listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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September 10, 1988
Date of transaction for Gunner Med. Sup. listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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September 22, 1988
Date of transaction for R. Hollander, D.D.S. listed in Fass Advertising agency's healthcare provider Hackensack Mutual Insurance for employee Robin Fuller.

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May 14, 1989
The Blue Moon detective agency ceases operations.

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October 3, 1989
Date David's brother Richie is planning to get married: Earth to Dave, this is Richie you're talking about. And I'm still as incapable of commitment as ever. But if there's any one girl that can turn me around, I think she's the one. By the way, brown eyes. White Bear Lake, Minnesota, October 3rd. Think you caught a little wine here.

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February 22, 1990
Expiration Date on the Russian passport that David and Maddie find.

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April 9
David's birthday, according to Maddie.
Maddie: There's a green sweater, with suede elbow patches. I gave it for your birthday.
David: My birthday?
Maddie: April 9th.
David: November 27th, me and Jimi Hendrix. And I ain't got no green sweater. Must've been some other partner.

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November 27
David's birthday, according to David, which he shares with Jimi Hendrix.
Maddie: There's a green sweater, with suede elbow patches. I gave it for your birthday.
David: My birthday?
Maddie: April 9th.
David: November 27th, me and Jimi Hendrix. And I ain't got no green sweater. Must've been some other partner.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

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Del Fuego
Street where David tries to get his new car stolen (23rd and Del Fuego).

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Flamingo Cove
Maddie and David learn of a murder committed at a 1940s night club called Flamingo Cove, featuring the Flamingo Cove Orchestra and the beautiful voice of Rita Adams. Each dreams the role of the convicted murderer and the circumstances leading to the crime, but each dream sequence is colored by the bias of the dreamer. Filmed at the Aquarius Theater.

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Golden Hour Nursing Home

Map

Residential Communities

Retirement Communities

Golden Hour Nursing Home
Maddie and David's potential new client Lawrence Everett's residence.

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La Placenta
Paul McCain, host of the Heartbreak Hotline radio show on radio station KRKD, tells a story about a girl with seven hearts who lives in a town called La Placenta.

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Palookaville
Maddie's character in her dream sequence Rita Adams claims to have grown up in a little town called Palookaville.

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Spud
Joke David makes: I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna go in there, look her in the peepers and tell her the truth. When I came to on the mother ship, the pinheads from the planet Spud were inserting a glowing orb into my pancreas. I, of course, felt duty-bound to call the National Enquire... and then I came to the office.

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St. Johns
City in Connecticut. Home address on Maddie and David's client Alan Tupperman's hotel bill.

OTHER

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. If persons are missing, if objects are lost, we'll find them for you at reasonable cost. Your runaway husband, that nonpaying louse, we'll find him for you, bring him back to the house. Lost a prize-winning dog? Lost a prize-winning cat? We'll find them both for you in just no time flat. So tell us your problem, it will all work out fine, just tell me your problem, it's why I'm on the line.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: City of Angels Investigations. Lost or stolen property - our specialty. You dropped it, we'll spot it. If he cheats, we'll peek. Little one gone? We'll find him before dawn. No job is too big, no job is too small. We're here to please one and all. We're licensed by the state of California and happily accept all major credit cards. How can I help you?

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Welcome to the Blue Moon Detective Agency. We'll help solve your case, we'll help you find your mate. If it's answers you need, we're eager to please. From stuff that's been took to people who rook. We're always on the case with a smile on our face. We're an agency with class, we'll really move our...

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. Are you being watched? Are you being bugged? Just give us a call and we'll find the thug. Whoever is your peeping Tom, Dick or John, we won't quit until he is gone... Yes, I am wearing a pale green dress. How did you know? Are you watching me? Right now? Hello? Hello?

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. Thanks for calling the only agency that offers a double-your-crime-back guarantee. Amnesia cases are our special today. Finding the real you is our forte. We'll locate your name, find where you reside and throw in a gala welcome home party besides.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. We're detectives with a heart, we're here to do our part. In your moment of need, we'll be there indeed. So please don't be shy, just give us a try. We're cooperative and discreet, we really can't be beat. And if I may be so bold, I'd like to put you on hold.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: We're here to unravel events that might baffle. We'll figure it out and leave you no doubt. So tell us what's wrong, it won't take us long. We do our work well, there's no need to yell.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. Get in some trouble? We're there on the double. Wife a philanderer? We'll handle her. Need someone trailed? We've never failed. We break every case. We meet every goal. And what's more, aqui se habla espanol... sorry, no comprendo.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: There's nothing better in the whole world than spending Christmas Eve under a tree with a baby waiting for Santa Clause.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. Getting strange calls in the middle of the night? Strange notes in your mailbox by dawn's early light? Tell us a bout it. Let us get involved. We'll find the perv and your problems will be solved... Hello? Why don't you say something? (heavy breathing) Well, to you too.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. Running a beauty pageant and need to know if any of the girls posed for photos that show more than the swimsuit competition would allow? Just give us a call and we'll find out now. We have sources at all the major men's magazines, and we'll use them to keep your beauty pageant clean.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. If you're in trouble, if you're in a jam, don't tell me, I don't give a damn.

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency. Say your pooch hasn't yet come home, called his name and bought him a new bone? Just give us a shot, in a day we'll find Spot... Could you call back?

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Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations. If you're in trouble, if you're in a fix, we're the people to turn to, we make things right quick. We're effective 'cause we listen, listen, listen to all you say. We listen, listen, listen and send help on the way... Hold on a minute, will you?

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Agnes DiPesto & David Addison

Quotes

Agnes DiPesto
Agnes DiPesto: Herbert Quentin Viola! You can kiss my... On second thought you can't!

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Agnes DiPesto & David Addison

Quotes

Agnes DiPesto & David Addison
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency, domestic entanglements are our forte, if he plays around, we'll track 'em down, we'll catch him with his fling, takes shots of the whole thing, black and white and color too, big ones, little ones.
David Addison: Blue Moon Detective Agency, how may I help you - that is how we answer the phone.
Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency, how may I help you... I think he hung up.

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Agnes Dipesto and Herbert Viola's Doorma...

Quotes

Agnes DiPesto & David Addison
Agnes DiPesto: Jury duty!
David Addison: All right. Go out, get yourself 10 pounds of carrots. Eat them. It'll turn your skin orange. The judge will think she's got liver condition. Shave your head in a Mohawk, tattoo an eight ball. Get blood, paint your face. The judge will think she's out of her mind.

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California Investigators Association

Quotes

Agnes Dipesto and Herbert Viola's Doormat
Agnes Dipesto and Herbert Viola's Doormat: Agnes & Burt Please Wipe Your Dirt.

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Arzelle
David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle.

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Organizations

Prof. Orgs

California Investigators Association
Maddie and David send Miss DiPesto to the California Investigators Association Annual Banquet and Ball in their place to help her get out of her new year's rut.

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David

Quotes

David
David: All right, look, Spider-Man, why don't you and me go inside. Come on, slip inside, order up a mess of flies from room service.

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: We are talking major weird here.

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: We solve no crime before its time.

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: Do bears bear? Do bees be?

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: Can I have your baby? No, of course I can't, it's a trick question. Bring me two of anything in the tequila family.

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: Shut up, Reptile!

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: Bloody Mary. Easy on the blood, heavy on the Mary.

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: That would make him the biggest bigamist in bigamy history. (to camera) Try saying that three times fast.

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David Addison
David Addison: My spider-sense tells me we are in the money.

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Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: Talk about life imitating art. Now, I could make a double entendre here but I'm doing my part to clean up the airwaves. Just say no to innuendo. Hang on, Maddie.

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David Addison & Maddie Hayes

Quotes

David Addison
David Addison: Hi. That's a very nice dress you have on. I like that.

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David Addison & Nurse Saundra

Quotes

David Addison & Maddie Hayes
Maddie Hayes: So, what do we do now?
David Addison: Beat everybody to the diamonds.
Maddie Hayes: Right, and do you know how to do that?
David Addison: Hey - do flies fly? Does Spock beam up?
Maddie Hayes: Do you know where they are?
David Addison: I think I can safely narrow it down to a planet.

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Duo-directional Lipus Lockus

Quotes

David Addison & Nurse Saundra
David Addison: You know where I can get a sandwich around here? There's a little place across the street. Would you like to join me?
Nurse Saundra: I'm brown-bagging it today.
David Addison: We could have a luncheon for two on the grass.
Nurse Saundra: Wouldn't be very professional of me.
David Addison: It's not good for your digestion to eat alone.
Nurse Saundra: Are you hitting on me?
David Addison: Yeah.

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Harem Scarem Carpet Cleaning [bowling te...

Miscellaneous

Techniques

Duo-directional Lipus Lockus
Kiss that David tests out in the office after Maddie accuses him of kissing too hard.

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Fairly Far
David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle.

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Good Tsar
David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle.

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Herbert Viola & MacGillicudy

Sports

Bowling Teams

Harem Scarem Carpet Cleaning [bowling team]
Company name on David's bowling team shirt.

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Herbert's father's nickname for him.

Quotes

Herbert Viola & MacGillicudy
Herbert Viola: Agnes, tomorrow, would you call the computer company? I'm having trouble formatting the documents on my floppy disk.
MacGillicudy: Do it yourself, wiener. Ain't you got fingers?
Herbert Viola: Yeah, and they'd make a real, tasty fist sandwich.

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Herbert's investigation target's family'...

Herbert's father's nickname for him.

	Sparky
	Buster
	Ace

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Kathleen O'Rourke (portrayed by Maddie H...

Name Game-Animals

Herbert's investigation target's family's cat's name.

	Mitch
	Butch
	Julie

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Quotes

Kathleen O'Rourke (portrayed by Maddie Hayes) & the Other Man (portrayed by Herbert Viola)
Kathleen O'Rourke: I thought he'd never leave.
The Other Man: I live for these moments of stolen passion. The waiting is torture.
Kathleen O'Rourke: You make me hot.
The Other Man: I know.
Kathleen O'Rourke: I wanna be a bad, bad girl. Tell me what you want me to do.
The Other Man: Remind me to fix the leak in your faucet. There's really a leak in your bathroom. I'll bring my tools tomorrow.
Kathleen O'Rourke: What a man.

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Quotes

Maddie Hayes & David Addison
Maddie Hayes: I am not a sexist.
David Addison: Not only are you a sexist, but you are the sexiest sexist it has been my good fortune to satirize.
Maddie Hayes: Satirize?
David Addison: Satirize, scrutinize, fantasize, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

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Quotes

Maddie Hayes & David Addison
Maddie Hayes: When did you figure all this out?
David Addison: During the commercial.

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Maddie Hayes & David Addison
Maddie Hayes: We better get back to work.
David Addison: But we don't have any work.
Maddie Hayes: Of course we do, we have to talk to the writers and get them to write bigger parts for next week's episode.

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Maddie's mother's nickname for her.

Quotes

Maddie Hayes & David Addison
Maddie Hayes: Are you suggesting that Agnes lie to get out of her responsibility?
David Addison: Yeah. I know a guy who smeared cat food all over himself, went to the induction center in his mom's undies, it worked.
Maddie Hayes: Never mind that lying under oath is a criminal offense. Agnes has a moral obligation. What would our legal system be if everyone tried to weasel out? What would happen to truth, justice and the American way?

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Nickname David gives himself when he and...

Maddie's mother's nickname for her.

	Fancy fly
	Tickle bug
	Wiggle worm

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Nepo-polectomy
Medical procedure that David mentions while pretending to be Dr. Richard Burlap when he is investigating the Harborhurst mental facility.

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Nickname David gives himself when he and Maddie take a job as debt collectors for the East Credit Insurance Company.

	David "Boom Boom" Addison
	David "Bruno Youngblood" Addison
	David "Butch Boxer" Addison

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Prince Star
David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle.

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Richard Addison

Quotes

Richard Addison
Richard Addison: Hello? Wow, that's exactly what I was thinking. Talk about two people in sync!

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Santa Junita Mission

What nickname does David tell Maddie the...

Organizations

Religious Organizations

Santa Junita Mission
David and Maddie are hired by a woman in a veil to track down an ex-boyfriend who threw acid on her face in a fit of anger. They track him to a mission.

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Sudden Sass
David listens to the radio broadcast of a horse race, featuring the horses Good Tsar, Fairly Far, Prince Star, Sudden Sass and Arzelle.

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Where does Miss DiPesto tell her new fri...

What nickname does David tell Maddie they used to call him when he hustled kids in games of five card stud?

	David "Ace in the Hole" Addison
	David "Wild Card" Addison
	David "Poker Face" Addison

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