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| 1 | Blue Ribbon Cleaners    | 11.22.63 2016 TV Series | BBB | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
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 | 11.22.63
Blue Ribbon Cleaners
Clothes cleaning service in Holden. The name comes from the laundromat where Carrie's mother worked in Stephen King's novel Carrie. |
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| 2 | The Chandler Hotel | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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 | SLIDERS
The Chandler Hotel
Hotel from multiple episodes. |
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| 3 | Christine | SHARKNADO 4: THE 4TH AWAKENS 2016 Film | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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 | SHARKNADO 4: THE 4TH AWAKENS
Christine
Fin, Gemini, Gabrielle, and Matt drive a red-and-white self-driving 1958 Plymouth Belvedere named Christine. |
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| 4 | Gage Creed Orchestra | STEPHEN KING'S THE SHINING 1997 Film | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Orchestra |
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 | STEPHEN KING'S THE SHINING
Gage Creed Orchestra
Band playing at the masked. Reference to character in Stephen King's novel Pet Sematary. |
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| 5 | Grady's Inn | RESIDENT EVIL 3: NEMESIS 1999 Video Games | BBB | Travel | Inns |
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 | RESIDENT EVIL 3: NEMESIS
Grady's Inn
In Resident Evil 3: Nemesis at the beginning of intro cutscene with Jill's narration featured the picture of right curving North Street in Boston, Massachusetts, one can see the sign written with "GRADY'S INN" on the building. |
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| 6 | Here there be Tygers | THE DARK HALF 1993 Film | BBB | Literature | Short Stories |
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 | THE DARK HALF
Here there be Tygers
Short story by Thaddeus Beaumont. Inspired by Stephen King's short story of the same name. |
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| 7 | Horlicks University | JASON GOES TO HELL 1993 Film | BBB | Education | Universities |
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 | JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
Horlicks University
In the basement of the Voorhees home, there is a crate marked "Arctic Expedition Julia Carpenter Horlicks University", a crate from the movie Creepshow. |
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| 8 | Just Crichton and King | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Retail | Bookstores |
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 | THE SIMPSONS
Just Crichton and King
Bookstore at the Springfield Airport that only sells books written by Michael Crichton and Stephen King. |
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| 9 | Justice Hotel | TADPOLE 2005 Literature | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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 | TADPOLE
Justice Hotel
Hotel. |
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| 10 | Li'l Chipper | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Products | Hardware |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Li'l Chipper
Ned throws his gun in a miniature wood chipper to avoid shooting Homer as he saw in his Dead Zone vision - changing the future to one in which Homer destroys the town by pressing the core destruct button at the power plant. |
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| 11 | The Murderer Did It | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Literature | Books-Mystery |
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| THE SIMPSONS
The Murderer Did It
A Lenny Leonard Mystery. Stephen King called it, "Scary, good fun." |
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| 12 | Needful Things | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | BBB | Retail | Discount Stores |
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 | RICK AND MORTY
Needful Things
Vintage thrift store that sells Twilight Zone Ray Bradbury Friday the 13th: The Series voodoo crap magic. |
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| 13 | Nippledippers.com | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | BBB | Media | Websites |
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 | COMMUNITY
Nippledippers.com
Frankie: Our mission is finally accomplished, once and for all, so what do we call ourselves now?
Jeff: The accomplishers.
Britta: The obsoletists.
Abed: Steven King's Dreamcatchers.
Annie: Susan.
Frankie: You guys are rebelling against yourselves. You get that, right?
Elroy: The current trend in branding is unique, simplistic, phonetically memorable gibberish. How about nipple dippers?
Jeff: I like nipple dippers.
Abed: Ooh, nippledippers.com is available.
Elroy: Grab that mother.
Abed: Done. |
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| 14 | Nozz-A-La Cola | LOST 2004 TV Series | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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 | LOST
Nozz-A-La Cola
Soft drink product that also appears in Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Ben Linus claims to be Henry Gale, a man who arrived on the island in a balloon. Sayid later finds the balloon and digs up the real Henry Gale's corpse, finding Henry's wallet with his Minnesota driver's license and a $20 bill with a note to his wife written on it. Henry Gale's balloon was sponsored by the Widmore Corporation, Minnesota Metallurgy, Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack and Nozz-A-La Cola. |
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| 15 | Overlook Hotel | READY PLAYER ONE 2018 Film | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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 | READY PLAYER ONE
Overlook Hotel
The hotel from The Shining, location of the second challenge. |
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| 16 | Overlook Hotel | EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS 2005 TV Series | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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 | EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
Overlook Hotel
Julius wears a uniform that says "Overlook Hotel", same name as the hotel from The Shining. |
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| 17 | Overlook Hotel | ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS AND SCIENCES 1927 Other | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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 | ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS AND SCIENCES
Overlook Hotel
Announcer: if you're looking for a quiet, remote family getaway, look no further than the fully renovated Overlook Hotel. With our famous garden maze, and beautifully appointed interiors, there's a surprise around every corner. Our staff is hard at work to make you feel welcome. The Overlook Hotel - come stay with us, forever and ever. |
 
 
 
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| 18 | Overlook Theater | READY PLAYER ONE 2018 Film | BBB | Entertainment | Movie Theaters |
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| READY PLAYER ONE
Overlook Theater
Movie theater playing Stanley Kubrick's The Shining that resembles The Senator Theatre in Baltimore, MD. |
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| 19 | Pesticide Free Corn | HAVEN 2010 TV Series | BBB | Food | Food Companies |
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 | HAVEN
Pesticide Free Corn
Corn company truck from Gaitlin, Nebraska, from Stephen King's Children of the Corn. |
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| 20 | Pet Cemetery | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Pets | Pet Services |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Pet Cemetery
Cemetery in Springfield. |
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| 21 | Pet Sematary | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | BBB | Services | Cemeteries |
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| RICK AND MORTY
Pet Sematary
Cursed cemetery where Rick and Morty bury Ben Franklin. |
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| 22 | The Piss Mile | ROLE MODELS 2008 Film | BBB | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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 | ROLE MODELS
The Piss Mile
The piss version of Tom Hanks film The Green Mile - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss". |
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| 23 | The Rosie O'Donnell Musical | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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| THE SIMPSONS
The Rosie O'Donnell Musical
Ned foretells the closing after 3 performances - though he didn't need his special Dead Zone powers to see that. |
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| 24 | Shaw-Shank-Tuary Animal Sanctuary | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | BBB | Entertainment | Zoos |
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 | BOB'S BURGERS
Shaw-Shank-Tuary Animal Sanctuary
Nat's ex-girlfriend Theresa's animal sanctuary that's mostly for snakes. Inspired by. Shawshank Prison from Stephen King stories. |
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| 25 | The Shiner | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | BBB | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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 | MAD MAGAZINE
The Shiner
Parody of The Shining. |
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| 26 | Shining Creek Brewing | THE STAND 2020 TV Series | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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 | THE STAND
Shining Creek Brewing
Beer brand. |
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| 27 | Springfield General Hospital | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Springfield General Hospital
Local hospital in Springfield from various episodes. |
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| 28 | Stephen King Memorial Summer Camp | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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| SLIDERS
Stephen King Memorial Summer Camp
Joke Quinn makes: Looks like the Stephen King Memorial Summer Camp. |
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| 29 | Stephen King's The Bellyachers | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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 | FUTURAMA
Stephen King's The Bellyachers
Movie available for rent at the Rent-a-Wreck Video movie rental store. |
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| 30 | The Streaming | THE MONKEY 2025 Film | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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 | THE MONKEY
The Streaming
Movie title listed on the Vogue movie theater marquee in the background when Captain Petey Shelborn attempts to burn the monkey inside a pawn shop... a reference perhaps inspired by Stephen King's The Shining? |
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| 31 | Troglodyte Burial Ground | BONE TOMAHAWK 2015 Film | BBB | Services | Burial Grounds |
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 | BONE TOMAHAWK
Troglodyte Burial Ground
Visual representation obviously an homage to the Indian burial ground from Pet Semetary. |
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| 32 | WVMP 12 | FANTASTIC FOUR 2005 Film | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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 | FANTASTIC FOUR
WVMP 12
Local news team that covers the incident on the bridge. |
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 33 | Bachman | SILENT HILL 2006 Film | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
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 | SILENT HILL
Bachman
Street in Silent Hill. |
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| 34 | Bachman Road | SILENT HILL 1999 Video Games | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
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 | SILENT HILL
Bachman Road
Road in Silent Hill. |
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| 35 | Castle Rock | ONE ON ONE 1993 Literature | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Maine |
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 | ONE ON ONE
Castle Rock
City in Maine. |
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| 36 | Cujo Arena | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Map | Structures | Arenas |
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 | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Cujo Arena
The 28th Annual Badminster Dog Show is broadcast live from Cujo Arena. |
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| 37 | Derry | CASTLE ROCK 2018 TV Series | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Maine |
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 | CASTLE ROCK
Derry
Town in Maine, visible on map of Maine in opening credits. Setting for several Stephen King works, including The Tommyknockers, Insomnia, Bag of Bones, 11/22/63. |
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| 38 | District 10: Horror District | THE HUNGOVER GAMES 2014 Film | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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 | THE HUNGOVER GAMES
District 10: Horror District
Pop culture district in the future dystopian society of The Hungover Games, featuring Stephen King's Carrie. |
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| 39 | Dufresne County | THE WALKING DEAD 2010 TV Series | Map | Geographic Areas | Counties |
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 | THE WALKING DEAD
Dufresne County
Street sign referencing Andy Dufresne from Stephen King's Shawshank Redemption, which original Walking Dead showrunner Frank Darabont also directed. |
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| 40 | Haven | CASTLE ROCK 2018 TV Series | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Maine |
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| CASTLE ROCK
Haven
Town in Maine, visible on map of Maine in opening credits. Setting for several Stephen King works, including The Tommyknockers and The Colorado Kid. |
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| 41 | Hemingford Home | THE STAND 2020 TV Series | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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| THE STAND
Hemingford Home
Town in Nebraska - Mother Abigail's home town. |
 
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| OTHER |
| 42 | Aaron & Nora | REVOLUTION 2014 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | REVOLUTION
Aaron & Nora
Aaron: Yeah, no, this is not totally creepy at all.
Nora: They're just children.
Aaron: Children of the corn. What did they do with their parents? Huh. I'm telling you, kids skeeve me out. |
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| 43 | Abby Stone & Olivia | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | NIGHT COURT
Abby Stone & Olivia
Abby Stone: Look how cute he is, sitting courts ide, like a basketball wife, or a more handsome Jack Nicholson.
Olivia: More handsome? Someone clearly hasn't seen the Shining. |
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| 44 | Andy & Ollie | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Andy & Ollie
Andy: You call is this one and that one.
Ollie: And sometimes you call us The Shining and I don't get the reference. |
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| 45 | Barbara & Library Customer | PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PERSON OF INTEREST
Barbara & Library Customer
Barbara: I see you found the new Stephen King.
Library Customer: I really enjoyed the last one. |
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| 46 | Big Marcus Durham | THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF MAGICAL NEGROES 2024 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF MAGICAL NEGROES
Big Marcus Durham
Big Marcus Durham: Now, you listen here, boss. Who snuck me that harmonica so I could speak my soul 'fore I go? That took courage. That was done by a man. So when Mrs. Bossman look at you tonight, know that she lookin' at the greatest man in Kennebec County. |
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| 47 | Billy | SCREAM 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SCREAM
Billy
Billy: Anthony Perkins, "Psycho." Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie." |
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| 48 | Carol, Todd & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Carol, Todd & Melissa
Carol: So what brings you to Tucson, Todd?
Todd: Oh, you know, actually, I was on my way to Zihuatanejo from Baltimore when I saw Phil's Alive in Tucson billboard.
Carol: Why were you going to Zihuatanejo?
Todd: I got the idea from the Shawshank Redemption.
Melissa: Oh my God, that's... that's my favorite movie.
Todd: No, it's my favorite movie, too.
Melissa: I've seen it, like, a hundred times. |
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| 49 | Chief Prison Guard | THE HANGOVER PART III 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE HANGOVER PART III
Chief Prison Guard
Chief Prison Guard: Chow! |
 
 
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| 50 | Clint & Wade | COOTIES 2014 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | COOTIES
Clint & Wade
Clint: It's a horror novel. It's about a guy who buys a boat, but the boat turns out to be possessed.
Wade: Like Christine.
Clint: I'm sorry?
Wade: Christine. Stephen King. Guy buys a car and it's possessed.
Clint: But this is about a boat. |
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| 51 | Coach Beard & Ted Lasso | TED LASSO 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | TED LASSO
Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
Coach Beard: Change isn't about trying to be perfect. Perfection sucks. Perfect is boring.
Ted Lasso: I mean, except Shawshank. That's not boring.
Coach Beard: Yeah. I mean, there are perfect films. Back to the Future. Jaws.
Ted Lasso: Jaws. Yeah. |
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| 52 | Colleen Van Deusen | JASON TAKES MANHATTAN 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN
Colleen Van Deusen
Colleen Van Deusen (gifting Rennie a pen that she will later use to stab Jason in the eye): Go on, open it. Stephen King supposedly used it in high school. |
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| 53 | Cut-up Camera Host | LIQUID TELEVISION 1991 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | LIQUID TELEVISION
Cut-up Camera Host
Cut-up Camera Host: Horror movies. Stephen King novels. People just love to be scared. I do, don't you? But how scary is too scary? We thought it might be funny to find out. |
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| 54 | Dana Scully | THE X-FILES 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE X-FILES
Dana Scully
Dana Scully: Psychokinesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? |
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| 55 | Dana Scully & Fox Mulder | THE X-FILES 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE X-FILES
Dana Scully & Fox Mulder
Dana Scully: How can an esophagus be crushed without the neck ever being crushed?
Fox Mulder: Psychokinetic manipulation.
Dana Scully: Psychokenesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? |
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| 56 | Danny | THE SHIELD 2002 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SHIELD
Danny
Danny: I called it a code four. Since the only casualty was Cujo's. |
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| 57 | Daphne & Niles | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FRASIER
Daphne & Niles
Daphne: You're so lucky to be musical. I'd give my right hand to be able to play the way you do.
Niles: Sounds a bit like O. Henry meets Stephen King, but still - if you're serious, I'd be willing to give you lessons. |
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| 58 | Dean Pelton | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COMMUNITY
Dean Pelton
Dean Pelton: I'm sort of a father figure to the kids around here for my outside the box approach to education. You know, like that film Children of the Corn. |
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| 59 | Deep Dish | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COMMUNITY
Deep Dish
Deep Dish: For 15 years, I've used my trademark table spoon to excavate a tunnel, swallowing handfuls of dirt with my meals and listening only to Smash Mouth in order to justify this poster. Now I am within inches of reaching the... (an explosion blows a giant hole in the wall). |
 
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| 60 | Dr. Matthew "Frankenstein" Logan | DAY OF THE DEAD 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | DAY OF THE DEAD
Dr. Matthew "Frankenstein" Logan
Dr. Matthew "Frankenstein" Logan: Here are some toys for you. Some nice things for you to play with. You remember them from before? |
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| 61 | Elroy, Annie & Dean Pelton | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COMMUNITY
Elroy, Annie & Dean Pelton
Elroy (playing Celebrity Garrett marriage): Oh. Okay, do you Garrett take Jack Nicholson to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Annie (imitating Garrett): I do.
Dean Pelton (imitating Jack Nicholson in The Shining): I do, Johnny! |
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| 62 | Ethan | YOU 2018 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | YOU
Ethan
Ethan: Let us give thanks to our lord, Stephen King, who bestowed books so that our bookstores in third-dimensional locations may live. |
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| 63 | Fletch | FLETCH 1985 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FLETCH
Fletch
Fletch (calling out in a dark room, following his last guard dog encounter while breaking in): Cujo? |
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| 64 | Folsom & Allie | CSI: VEGAS 2021 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION: VEGAS
Folsom & Allie
Folsom (arriving at the Funhouse hotel with a giant clown head out front): You a Stephen King fan?
Allie (shakes head): Mm-mm.
Folsom: Well, forget -
Allie: It! |
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| 65 | Frankie | FINAL DESTINATION 2 2003 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FINAL DESTINATION 2
Frankie
Frankie (Mother knocking on door): Come in. |
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| 66 | Gary Grooberson | GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE
Gary Grooberson
Gary Grooberson: I found this gem in the teacher's lounge. It's great, it's called Cujo. It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that - you know what? I don't wanna give too much away. But imagine Beethoven if he contracted rabies and just started mauling children. You'll get an idea. Enjoy. |
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| 67 | George Newman | UHF 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | UHF
George Newman
George Newman: Red rum! Red rum! |
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| 68 | Groundskeeper Willie & Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Groundskeeper Willie & Bart Simpson
Groundskeeper Willie: Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the shinning.
Bart Simpson: You mean shining. Groundskeeper Willie: You want to get sued? |
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| 69 | Harry Stone | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | NIGHT COURT
Harry Stone
Harry Stone: You've met the Marx brothers... Groucho, Chico, Cujo. |
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| 70 | Henry & Ian Stark | STARK RAVING MAD 1999 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STARK RAVING MAD
Henry & Ian Stark
Henry: Guess what Beverly incapacitated man wrote 600 pages in 2 days.
Ian Stark: Stop throwing Stephen King in my face. |
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| 71 | Intertitle | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Intertitle
Intertitle: Moe's Bar. 3:02 PM. Temperature 72 degrees. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. |
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| 72 | Jack Torrance, Wendy Torrance & Stanley ... | JUMBLE 1954 Other | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | JUMBLE
Jack Torrance, Wendy Torrance & Stanley Kubrick
Jack Torrance: I'm ready for my closeup.
Wendy Torrance: You're certainly not a dull boy, Jack.
Stanley Kubrick: Let's try this in one take. We've only got one door. |
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| 73 | James Hayes & Yoorana Nursing Centre Emp... | GLITCH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | GLITCH
James Hayes & Yoorana Nursing Centre Employee
James Hayes: Excuse me, I'm looking for Leon Massola.
Yoorana Nursing Centre Employee: Room 237. |
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| 74 | Jerry | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SEINFELD
Jerry
Jerry: Two hundred seats on a plane, I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo. Shut up! One more day and you are pound bound! |
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| 75 | Jimmy Jr., Louise Belcher & Zeke | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Jimmy Jr., Louise Belcher & Zeke
Jimmy Jr.: That was a pretty lame cornfield, Gene. No mazes, no scarecrows
Louise Belcher: No children of it.
Zeke: Pretty good-looking corn, though. |
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| 76 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2018 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: Well, hello there. Who are you? Based on your vibe, a student. Your blouse is loose. You're not here to be ogled, but those bracelets, they jangle. You like a little attention. Okay, I bite. You search the books. Fiction, "F" through "K". Now... hmm, you're not the standard insecure nymph hunting for Faulkner you'll never finish. Too sun-kissed for Stephen King. Who will you buy? |
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| 77 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2014 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: 6:08 and the next dude in line is buying the new King and The Shining just to be bold-he calls The Shining a prequel and I want to cut his face. |
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| 78 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2014 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: No, you're not like those girls. You don't stage Faulkner and your jeans hang loose and you're too sun-kissed for Stephen King and too untrendy for Heidi Julavits and who, who will you buy? |
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| 79 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2014 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: The day is against me. I forgot that Stephen King has a new book out, Doctor Sleep, the long-awaited follow-up to The Shining. New King means crowds, even a week or two after the book's release-people are lazy-and hordes of shoppers giddy to be reunited with Danny Torrance. |
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| 80 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2014 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: Doctor Sleep turns my shop into a fucking Church of Stephen and I have no room to think about you, prepare for you. We are inundated with Kingophiles, couples trying to save their marriage with a book club, older fans who have waited forever, young punks who want to check into an independent bookstore on Facebook, freaks who highlight the bad parts and yearn to reeanact, withdrawn dullards longing for the companionship promised by a page-turner, women who want more out of a book than a feisty fuck with a commitmentphobic banker. |
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| 81 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2014 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: I love Stephen King as much as any red rum drinking American, but I resent the fact that I, the bookseller, am his bitch. |
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| 82 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2014 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: The next asshole is rummaging through his wallet for his credit card to buy his Stephen King so he can (fingers crossed) read about a sicko doing sick things because he's too much of a pussy to do all the sick things he wants to do, things he's probably wanted to do since he was a kid. |
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| 83 | Joe Goldberg | YOU 2014 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| YOU
Joe Goldberg
Joe Goldberg: The after-work depressed book buyers are coming steady, going home to their dungeons to let Stephen King distract them from their pathetic, lonely lives. |
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| 84 | Joey Belladonna | ANTHRAX 1981 Music | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | ANTHRAX
Joey Belladonna
Joey Belladonna: Disease, disease, spreading the disease with some help from Captain Trips, bringing the world down to his knees, power, yes, power, he'll show them all his power, it pulses through his ice cold blood, a whole world to devour, he's seeing, he's calling, his legacy, he's spawning, he's coming, corrupting, among the living. |
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| 85 | John Coffey | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
John Coffey
John Coffey: You want some cornbread, Mr. Jingles? Well, you can forget it, Because I'm gonna kill you! |
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| 86 | Judah | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BOJACK HORSEMAN
Judah
Judah: So, the Stephen King musical opened right next door to the Sondheim revival. We have clients in both, and I was worried there'd be tension. But it turns out Misery loves Company. |
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| 87 | Julianne | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| NIGHT COURT
Julianne
Julianne: Because it's not something I'm proud of. I mean, those people are crazy... I never really fit in. I was always left out of the midnight boat rides that often ended in sex and murder and when things got really dark, a Kennedy. But then my Aunt Muffy took a shining to me. And by that I mean she attacked me in a hedge maze with an ax. But when I didn't rat on her, I became her favorite. And now, after years of being her human footstool, I stand to inherit her millions. |
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| 88 | Kent Brockman | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Wiggum compound, where both parties have gathered to court the most charismatic child since Drew Barrymore in Firestarter. When she got mad, they got burned. |
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| 89 | Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher
Kuchi Kopi: Nice to see you, Bob.
Bob Belcher: Nice to see you, Kuchi Kopi.
Kuchi Kopi: What'll it be, Mr. Bob?
Bob Belcher: Gimme some hooch, your best bootleg hooch. |
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| 90 | Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher
Kuchi Kopi: How are things going, Mr. Bob?
Bob Belcher: Things could be better, Kuchi. Things could be a whole lot better. |
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| 91 | Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher
Kuchi Kopi: Do you need to use the facilities, Mr. Bob? Go number two?
Bob Belcher: I'm glad you asked, Kuchi. Yes, I do need to go number two. Yes, I do. A lot. |
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| 92 | Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher
Kuchi Kopi: So, your mother-in-law is quite willful.
Bob Belcher: Yeah, she is.
Kuchi Kopi: She needs to be corrected.
Bob Belcher: What does that mean?
Kuchi Kopi: Killed.
Bob Belcher: Wow, you turned into a mean little nightlight, Kuchi. |
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| 93 | Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Kuchi Kopi & Bob Belcher
Kuchi Kopi: Did you know your wife and your mother-in-law are trying to interfere with your business?
Bob Belcher: They are? My business?
Kuchi Kopi: Yes. They are attempting to bring an outside protein into this situation.
Bob Belcher: An outside protein?
Kuchi Kopi: Tuna.
Bob Belcher: Tuna? |
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| 94 | Linda Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher
Linda Belcher: Hugo, such a fancy sash. You look like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. |
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| 95 | Linda Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher
Linda Belcher: I'm gonna be like Carrie up on the stage! But hopefully less blood. |
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| 96 | Linda Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher
Linda Belcher (imagining Tina in her prom dress): Aw. My beautiful little Carrie. I never finished the movie, but she looked gorgeous in that dress. And I bet she had a great time at the prom. |
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| 97 | Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher
Linda Belcher: Where are we?
Bob Belcher: Yeah, we are not in the same hall as we were a minute ago.
Linda Belcher: It's like the end of The Shining in here.
Bob Belcher: Where did everybody go?
Linda Belcher: Wait a minute, this is a wedding. |
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| 98 | Linda Belcher, Bob Belcher & Gene Belche... | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher, Bob Belcher & Gene Belcher
Linda Belcher: What's wrong with your hand?
Bob Belcher: Nothing. Oh my god. Oh god.
Gene Belcher: Red rum! Red rum! |
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| 99 | Lloyd & Eddie Velour | NEXT TIME ON LONNY 2011 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | NEXT TIME ON LONNY
Lloyd & Eddie Velour
Lloyd: May I interest you in a nice, fresh mojito, Mr. Velour?
Eddie velour: Lloyd, you read my mind. |
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| 100 | Louise Belcher, Gene Belcher & Tina Belc... | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Louise Belcher, Gene Belcher & Tina Belcher
Louise Belcher, Gene Belcher & Tina Belcher
Louise Belcher: I was locking Gene in the garden shed when Tina was playing Firestarter.
Gene Belcher: I burrowed out like a little mole.
Tina Belcher: Louise is right, I'm a Firestarter. |
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| 101 | Louise Belcher, Tina Belcher & Bob Belch... | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Louise Belcher, Tina Belcher & Bob Belcher
Louise: Well, the good news is that axe seems pretty heavy, so there's no way dad has the upper body strength to go full Shining on us.
Tina: Yeah. Half Shining at most. No offense, dad.
Bob: I think I could Shining all of you if I had to. |
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| 102 | Mallory | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SLIDERS
Mallory
Mallory: Looks like the Stephen King Memorial Summer Camp. |
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| 103 | Margo Madison | FOR ALL MANKIND 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FOR ALL MANKIND
Margo Madison
Margo Madison: You should try reading a novel once in a while. It'd be good for your mind to just tune out. I just finished this one called Christine, about this 1958 homicidal Plymouth. |
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| 104 | Martin Monster | LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL
Martin Monster
Martin Monster: So on that note, my fourth best pick for the horror movies of 1977, from November of 1976 - Carrie, okay? Based on the blockbuster novel by the young author named Steve King, right, okay, and they're all gonna laugh at you, and crazy psychic powers, you got pigs' blood, you got Vinny Barbarino bouncing around, right, okay seems like this Steve King might know a thing or two about a word or two, and we'll see if he's just a one-trick pony. |
 
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| 105 | Melissa & Todd | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Melissa & Todd
Melissa (as Andy): I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
Todd: What is all this, hon?
Melissa (as Andy): Why, it's Shawshank Prison, of course.
Todd: Look, Melissa, I just...
Melissa (as Andy): Who's Melissa? Red, it's me, Andy. Now, I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
Todd: Okay, look, this is fun and everything, but I just, I'm not in the mood to do this right now... |
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| 106 | Melissa & Todd | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Melissa & Todd
Melissa (as Andy): Red! I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
Todd: Oh... (as Red) I've been known to locate certain things from time to time.
Melissa (as Andy): Can you get me a baby?
Todd (as Red): I don't think we have those.
Melissa (as Andy): Then I guess we'll have to make one. So let's get busy gettin' busy, or get busy dyin'.
Todd: Some say Red was a little concerned about Andy at that point. Red didn't want to role-play anymore, and just wanted to talk to his old pal Melissa. |
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| 107 | Melissa & Todd | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Melissa & Todd
Melissa: Todd, I know you're not okay. I know Zihuat's not what you expected. But I think I know a way to help. You know the final scene of Shawshank? Well, they didn't film that in Zihuatanejo.
Todd: Get out of town, okay? Go fishin'.
Melissa: They shot that in Saint Croix. Tax credits.
Todd: Are you serious?
Melissa: Yeah.
Todd: Boy, damn. Damn you, Zihuatanejo! You lied to me! All of you! The entire production team of The Shawshank Redemption. Cast, crew, and most certainly locations, you've all got blood on your hands. Everyone. Everyone except for you. |
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| 108 | Mike | MAN SEEKING WOMAN 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | MAN SEEKING WOMAN
Mike
Mike: Oh, man, that thing's gonna come to life and chew my nuts off in my sleep. It's like a Stephen King movie up in here, bro. |
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| 109 | Miles Matheson | REVOLUTION 2014 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| REVOLUTION
Miles Matheson
Miles Matheson: Hey, I'm Stu Redman. This is Frannie. |
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| 110 | Moe Szyslak & David Byrne | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak & David Byrne
Moe Szyslak: Uh, you ever seen the movie Misery?
David Byrne: Actually, no.
Moe Szyslak: Then this'll all be new to ya. |
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| 111 | Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| RICK AND MORTY
Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
Morty Smith: Observer, show us "Maximum Overdrive with Clothes".
Rick Sanchez: At least this is better than cars. Cars can run you over... Okay, no - this is worse. |
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| 112 | Ned Flanders & Todd Flanders | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Ned Flanders & Todd Flanders
Ned Flanders: Oh Hi Marge. Guess we gave you quite a start. We were painting Todd's room red - pretty messy work - and then we came out here to take a break.
Todd: Red room. Red room. Over there. |
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| 113 | NoHo Hank | BARRY 2018 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BARRY
NoHo Hank
NoHo Hank: It's like that line in Shawshank Redemption. Get rich, or die trying. Now, seriously, fuck off. |
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| 114 | Nolan Booth & Inspector Urvashi Das | RED NOTICE 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | RED NOTICE
Nolan Booth & Inspector Urvashi Das
Nolan Booth: No way, Jose. The intrepid Inspector Das.
Inspector Urvashi Das: I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you.
Nolan Booth: It's nice to meet a fan.
Inspector Urvashi Das: Oh, that's cute.You wanna know what else is cute? Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries, I get to choose which one of then detains you until trial, given your escape history. What are you, six for six now?
Nolan Booth: Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket. |
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| 115 | Norm & Frasier | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | CHEERS
Norm & Frasier
Norm: Anybody else curious
about Hanover?
Frasier: Come on, Norm, I'm sure it's just a normal, rural, small, little farm town. I'm sure Woody's stories are all greatly exaggerated.
Norm: Want to go there?
Frasier: What, end up as a human sacrifice to the corn god? Thank you, no. |
 
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| 116 | Olivia | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| NIGHT COURT
Olivia
Olivia: The I.T. department isn't open at night. We do have an "It" department, but it's just a clown who smells like a sewer and says our fear makes him stronger. |
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| 117 | Olivia | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| NIGHT COURT
Olivia
Olivia: Hey! I'm sorry to interrupt. Just, uh, had a quick question for your spooky friend... It'll only take a minute. I just purchased a house that you certified haunted, and I'm just wondering, like, how haunted is it? Are we talking the walls bleed or twin girls standing in the hallway? 'Cause I got no patience for kids. |
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| 118 | Peyton & Will | PLATONIC 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PLATONIC
Peyton & Will
Peyton: Your hair looks cute.
Will: Thank you. We match.
Peyton: Yeah, it's perfect.
Will: We're like children of the corn.
Peyton: We're like a Mormon family. It's adorable.
Will: This is the least Jewish I've ever felt.
Peyton: You're gonna change it back though, right?
Will: No, I've been getting a lot of compliments. |
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| 119 | Phil, Carol & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Phil, Carol & Melissa
Phil: Melissa, it's my favorite movie, too. Big Shankhead here.
Carol: I thought you said your favorite movie was The Godfather.
Phil: Carol, are you high? The Godfather is crap next to Shawshank. Yes, Tom Hanks at his finest, right?
Melissa: Tom Hanks? What's your favorite part of Shawshank, Phil?
Phil: Uh... There's so many parts. So many parts to... choose from and to pick from. Uh, probably, you know, the-the part where the Shawshank is redeemed. |
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| 120 | Rachel & Joey | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FRIENDS
Rachel & Joey
Rachel Green: What's so great about the Shining?
Joey Tribbiani: The question should be Rach, what is not so great about the Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: Nothing. |
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| 121 | Robinson & Jeremy | PARADISE 2025 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PARADISE
Robinson & Jeremy
Robinson: What up, Shawshank? I see you're as obvious as ever.
Jeremy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Robinson: You gonna try to get out of one of these? Make your big escape?
Jeremy: Yes. We're going to escape through it tonight while everyone's asleep. Don't be a snitch.
Robinson: A snitch?
Jeremy: Yeah.
Robinson: That's cute.
Jeremy: You're gonna get yourselves killed.
Jeremy: Robinson: You know, if your dad could see...
Jeremy: No, no, no. No, no, no. I do not need a lecture from one of my father's side pieces, okay?
Robinson: One of his side pieces?
Jeremy: Yeah.
Robinson: You know what? My conscience is clear. You're on your own, Andy Dufresne. |
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| 122 | Ron Burgundy | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES
Ron Burgundy
Ron Burgundy: Look at big papa down here. He's saying to himself, Shit! Look at this honky. Sittin' at my table, eatin' all my food. Drinking my ripple! What? I'm gonna sic that pit bull on him. Hey Cujo, get in here! |
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| 123 | Rosa & Jake | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
Rosa & Jake
Rosa: Why are you so excited? You don't care about those stupid books.
Jake: I actually did read all of them in prison. They are the greatest books I've ever read, and I've read Cujo. |
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| 124 | Sasha | BARBIE 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BARBIE
Sasha
Sasha: Hello? Are you two, like, shining? Are you shining with a real Barbie? |
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| 125 | Scarecrow Fry | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| FUTURAMA
Scarecrow Fry
Scarecrow Fry (reading Stephen King's Christine): Crow, prepare to be scared. "Then, the car honked its own horn!" |
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| 126 | Shane Vendrell & Vic Mackey | THE SHIELD 2002 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SHIELD
Shane Vendrell & Vic Mackey
Shane Vendrell: A little light reading?
Vic Mackey (handing Shane note from Lem): Package just came in.
Shane Vendrell (reading Lem's note out loud): Not looking forward to the 8-by-10 cell or fighting for the top bunk, but I figure the least I can do is come out smarter than when I went in. Send these to me whenever I land. I'll miss you, Lem.
Vic Mackey: He ordered these online the night before he went on the run. Art, sports, history, Stephen King. Look at this - Birds of America. Dreams and What They Mean. |
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| 127 | Shawn & Michael | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
|
 | THE GOOD PLACE
Shawn & Michael
Shawn: So, just to be clear, you actually rebooted them over 800 times, and all of these reports of their torture are complete fake?
Michael: Yes, but frankly, this is on you. A lot of those details I just took directly from Stephen King novels and episodes of Pretty Little Liars. |
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| 128 | Stephen King | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Stephen King
Stephen King (chalkboard gag): All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. |
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| 129 | Stephen King | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Stephen King
Stephen King: At the moment I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He was a fascinating man who discovered electricity, and used it to torture children and green mountain men. And that key he tied to a kite - it opened the gates to Hell! |
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| 130 | Steve King | MONKEYBONE 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | MONKEYBONE
Steve King
Steve King: You gotta move fast or you'll starve. Here, have some popcorn. They feed us the slops from the Morpheum theater. You hope for Milky Way, you settle for Skittless. I'm Steve - Steve King. |
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| 131 | Steve King | MONKEYBONE 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MONKEYBONE
Steve King
Steve King: How about the nightlight I asked for? |
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| 132 | Steve Masterton | PET SEMATARY 1983 Literature | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PET SEMATARY
Steve Masterton
Steve Masterton: you sure? All work and no play make Jack a dull boy, you know. |
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| 133 | Stu Miley, Edgar Allen Poe & Steve King | MONKEYBONE 2001 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| MONKEYBONE
Stu Miley, Edgar Allen Poe & Steve King
Stu Miley: Well, did y'all have sidekicks, figments, monkeys?
Edgar Allen Poe: A raven.
Steve King: Mine was a dog. Man's best friend. I went through hell to get that exit pass. And who got to use it? Cujo. |
 
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| 134 | Tandy | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Tandy
Tandy: It truly was a Shawshank Redemption. |
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| 135 | Ted Lasso | TED LASSO 2020 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| TED LASSO
Ted Lasso
Ted Lasso: All right, big guy. Let's get you all set up here. iPad's all loaded up with a bunch of movies, so no need to watch your neighbor's screen, okay? Less movies about clowns in sewers, the better, right? |
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| 136 | Teddy | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Teddy
Teddy: I've heard of this before. Someone gets hit on their head or gets struck by lightning, and it unleashes psychic ability. |
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| 137 | Thing Guy Had in Thinner | MAN SEEKING WOMAN 2015 TV Series | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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| MAN SEEKING WOMAN
Thing Guy Had in Thinner
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested. |
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| 138 | Todd | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd
Todd: Oh, talk about paradise. Yeah. You know, as Red once said, (as Red) "I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams." (normal voice) News flash... it's bluer. Yup, yup. I mean, this is even better than I pictured it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
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| 139 | Todd & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Red): Excuse me, I'm lookin' for my old pal, Andy. Resides in Shawshank.
Melissa: What are you doing?
Todd (as Red): It's me, Red. Now, can I talk to my old pal, Andy? (normal voice): Okay, look, you can push me away all you want, but I'm gonna be like a friggin' boomerang. Coming right back every time. Because that's what you do for the people you love. |
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| 140 | Todd & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd & Melissa
Todd: Well, as long as we're going to Mexico, Melissa and I have a pitch.
Melissa (as Andy): There's a little place on the Pacific Ocean. You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?
Todd (as Red): They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory. Zihuatanejo. |
 
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| 141 | Todd & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Red): I have to remind myself, some birds aren't meant to be caged.
Melissa: So get busy livin'...
Todd and Melissa: or get busy dyin'.
Tandy: It truly was a Shawshank redemption... Tom Hanks. |
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| 142 | Todd & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Red): Zihuatanejo. Oh, man, just wait till you see it. They say the boardwalk is a must-see for locals and tourists alike. The perfect spot for our honeymoon.
Melissa (as Andy): But let's promise not to talk like this when we're making love.
Todd (as Red): Oh, you know I can't make that promise, Andy. |
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| 143 | Todd & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd & Melissa
Todd: You know what? I want to make a toast. Thank you, Zihuatanejo, for making me "see what an A-ho" I've been for not getting here sooner. But you know what? I'm here now. And talk about living up to the hype. I mean, come on. Will somebody pinch me, please? I mean, Melissa, please, pinch me, would you?
Melissa: I'm not gonna pinch you.
Todd: Okay, well, then, I'm jumping on my own grenade here. It's just... No, it didn't work. It still feels like a dream. And not a dry one. I love this place! Shawshank lives! |
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| 144 | Todd & Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd & Melissa
Todd (as Andy): Well, Andy, it's still hard saying good-bye to Zihuatanejo.
Melissa (as Andy): Well, Red, get busy living...
Todd and Melissa: Or get busy dying. |
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| 145 | Todd & Tandy | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Todd & Tandy
Todd: Tandy, she's in Zihuatanejo.
Tandy: Zihuatanejo?
Todd: Yeah, it's where Andy and Red go at the end of Shawshank.
Tandy: Spoiler, dude. God. |
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| 146 | Veronica & Ted | BETTER OFF TED 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BETTER OFF TED
Veronica & Ted
Veronica: Ted, if there's a morale problem, the company recommends you take the hardest-working employee and fire them. That'll scare the rest of the peasants back into the fields.
Ted: What if instead of scaring people, we single out the hardest working employee and reward them with something fun? Less Stephen king, more Stephen... the clown. I couldn'think of a fun Stephen. |
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| 147 | Walter Bishop, Peter Bishop & Olivia Dun... | FRINGE 2008 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FRINGE
Walter Bishop, Peter Bishop & Olivia Dunham
Walter Bishop: We can rule out spontaneous human combustion, for one. I mean, that's strictly a one-off event, as you can imagine.
Peter Bishop: So what does it rule in?
Walter Bishop: Pyrokinesis.
Peter Bishop: Stop. This is no time for jokes, Walter.
Olivia Dunham: Pyrokinesis?
Peter Bishop: It's not even a real word. It was made up by Stephen King. Ever see Firestarter with Drew Barrymore? Little girl who can start fires with her mind? Mr. King coined the term, but the phenomenon existed long before that. |
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| 148 | Wanda Sykes | CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM 2000 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes (When Larry and Cheryl's new dog barks at her): One of y'all wanna grab Cujo? |
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| 149 | Wolf | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FUTURE MAN
Wolf
Wolf: Getting out of a long-promised threesome with Vince Neil and Tawny Kitaen was much harder than this bullshit excuse for The Running Man, which, by the way, I did an uncredited rewrite on. The first draft was a disaster with a capital D. |
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| 150 | Woman & David Leary | BIG BULLY 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BIG BULLY
Woman & David Leary
Woman: You got that new Stephen King book?
David Leary: Oh, uh, I don't work here, ma'am.
Woman: Well, what are you doing sitting there?
David Leary: I'm a writer. I'm signing copies of my book.
Woman: Oh, an author. What's it about?
David Leary: Well, it's about a man who loses his family, and finds himself in the process. It's a story about choices, about how the small decisions we make in our lives can change them forever.
Woman: No. I'm more of a Stephen King fan myself. |
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