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# Record Name Source Category Subcategory 1 Albert Hardy TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE Albert Hardy Short story by Kilgore Trout. 2 An American Family Marooned on the Plane... TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE An American Family Marooned on the Planet Pluto Short story by Kilgore Trout. 3 America's Best New Horror 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS 2005 Literature Literature Short Stories 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS America's Best New Horror Literary collection of short horror stories that Eddie edits. 4 The Apogee of Midnight SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series Literature Short Stories SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE The Apogee of Midnight Title of Mike the janitor's story that he reads to the fiction workshop group. 5 Asleep at the Switch JAILBIRD 1979 Literature Literature Short Stories JAILBIRD Asleep at the Switch Short story by Kilgore Trout. 6 Babbity Rabbity and the Cackling Stump HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 2010 Film Literature Short Stories HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 Babbity Rabbity and the Cackling Stump Story that Ron mentions after finding out that Dumbledore leaves the book Tales of Beedle the Bard to Hermione in his will: Mom used to tell me those... 7 The Ballad of Gayle and Jo Gene BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS The Ballad of Gayle and Jo Gene Gene's short story and entry in the kids' essay contest to see who gets to join Aunt Gayle at Yarnival. 8 The Ballad of the Flexible Bullet SKELETON CREW 1985 Literature Literature Short Stories SKELETON CREW The Ballad of the Flexible Bullet Short story by Reg Thorpe. 9 Billy and His Talking Bicycle THE ROPERS 1979 TV Series Literature Short Stories THE ROPERS Billy and His Talking Bicycle Jeffrey reads his son Billy a bedtime story from a book called "Billy and His Talking Bicycle". 10 Bunker Bingo Party TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE Bunker Bingo Party Short story by Kilgore Trout. 11 Buttloose BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Buttloose Volume of Tina's new freakier erotic fan fiction that she reads in the school cafeteria. Parody of Footloose. 12 Buttonboy: A Love Story 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS 2005 Literature Literature Short Stories 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS Buttonboy: A Love Story Short story by Peter Kilrue. 13 Charlotte's Tholian Web FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series Literature Short Stories FUTURAMA Charlotte's Tholian Web Short story in Child's Garden of Space Legends, a book of children's stories that Leela reads to the young crew. 14 A Child's Christmas with a Whale THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP 1982 Film Literature Short Stories THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP A Child's Christmas with a Whale Short story that Garp writes with his sons. 15 Cold Blue Angel SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Cold Blue Angel Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 16 Concerning the Black Holes THE SHINING 1977 Literature Literature Short Stories THE SHINING Concerning the Black Holes Jack's story that got published in Esquire. 17 Court Martial STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Court Martial Story in Galaxy Science Fiction magazine. 18 The Dancing Fool BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS 1973 Literature Literature Short Stories BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS The Dancing Fool Short story by Kilgore Trout. 19 Death Song of a Wood's Colt STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 Literature Literature Short Stories STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND Death Song of a Wood's Colt Story by Jubal Harshaw. 20 Deep Space Nine [story] STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Deep Space Nine [story] Title of the story that Benny writes for publication in Incredible Tales in Sisko's mid-20th century New York City hallucination, which the owner of the magazine refuses to publish. 21 Delivery Boy SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Delivery Boy Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 22 The Demon with the Golden Voice STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: VOYAGER The Demon with the Golden Voice Folk tale included in Talaxian Eldaxon's Collected Folklore, which Neelix researches, looking for uses of the word Vaadwaur, meaning foolish. 23 Dog Chaser SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Dog Chaser Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 24 Dog's Breakfast TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE Dog's Breakfast Short story by Kilgore Trout. 25 Dr. Schadenfreude TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE Dr. Schadenfreude Short story by Kilgore Trout. 26 Dust Bunnies YOU 2014 Literature Literature Short Stories YOU Dust Bunnies Beck's short story inspired by the summer she spent working as a maid. 27 Empire State TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE Empire State Short story by Kilgore Trout. 28 Erotic Bones BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Bones Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 29 Erotic Cinderella BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Cinderella Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 30 Erotic E.R. BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic E.R. Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 31 Erotic Friend Fiction BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Friend Fiction Tina's erotic fiction with the people at school, and zombies. 32 Erotic Garfield BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Garfield Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 33 Erotic Good Wife BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Good Wife Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 34 Erotic Gossip Girl BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Gossip Girl Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 35 Erotic Harry Potter BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Harry Potter Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 36 Erotic Law and Order BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Law and Order Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 37 Erotic Muppets BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Muppets Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 38 Erotic Twilight BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Erotic Twilight Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 39 Everybody Drops the Dime [story] SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Everybody Drops the Dime [story] Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 40 Fart School for the Gifted [short story] BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Fart School for the Gifted [short story] Gene's short story. 41 The Fast and the Flirt-ious BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS The Fast and the Flirt-ious Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Fast and the Furious.   42 The Fire Beast of Sullus STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: VOYAGER The Fire Beast of Sullus While taking care of a group of Drayan children fending for themselves on an uninhabited moon, Tuvok has to help the children get to sleep. One of the children requests a bedtime story called The Fire Beast of Sullus. 43 Fogdancing: My Summary WATCHMEN 2019 TV Series Literature Short Stories WATCHMEN Fogdancing: My Summary Dale Petey's story Fogdancing: My Summary published in literary journal Nothing Ever Ends in 2005, a literary journal that publishes an annual issue dedicated to the novel by Max Shea. 44 The Fool in the Woods BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series Literature Short Stories BORED TO DEATH The Fool in the Woods Louis Green's short story that wins the New Yorker contest, about his and Jonathan's adventure in the woods. 45 Forbidden Fort from Cushions WILL & GRACE 1998 TV Series Literature Short Stories WILL & GRACE Forbidden Fort from Cushions The title of one of Jack's stories. 46 Fountain of Aging [story] FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series Literature Short Stories FUTURAMA Fountain of Aging [story] Short story in Child's Garden of Space Legends, a book of children's stories that Leela reads to the young crew. 47 Gayle of Thrones BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Gayle of Thrones Louise's short story and entry in the kids' essay contest to see who gets to join Aunt Gayle at Yarnival. 48 Gilgongo! BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS 1973 Literature Literature Short Stories BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS Gilgongo! Short story by Kilgore Trout. 49 Golden Wedding TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE Golden Wedding Short story by Kilgore Trout. 50 Grease: Extra Greasy BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Grease: Extra Greasy Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Grease.   51 Hail to the Chief BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS 1973 Literature Literature Short Stories BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS Hail to the Chief Short story by Kilgore Trout. 52 Here there be Tygers THE DARK HALF 1993 Film Literature Short Stories THE DARK HALF Here there be Tygers Short story by Thaddeus Beaumont. Inspired by Stephen King's short story of the same name. 53 How St. Patrick Got His Groove Back BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS How St. Patrick Got His Groove Back Tina's erotic fiction story that the Belcher family discusses while eating breakfast. 54 I Married a Martian STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 Literature Literature Short Stories STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND I Married a Martian New story by Jubal Harshaw. "Title: I Married a Martian. Start: All my life I had longed to become an astronaut. Paragraph. When I was just a tiny thing, with freckles on my nose and stars in my eyes, I saved box tops just as my brothers did-and cried when Mummy wouldn't let me wear my Space Cadet helmet to bed. Paragraph. In those carefree childhood days I did not dream to what strange, bittersweet fate my tomboy ambition would-" 55 Inevitable SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Inevitable Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 56 It Came from Outer Space STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE It Came from Outer Space Short story title that Kira's counterpart Kay Eaton suggests to Julian's counterpart Julius Eaton in Sisko's mid-20th century New York City hallucination. Julius: "Smashing title. Wish I'd thought of it." 57 Jurassic Park After Dark BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Jurassic Park After Dark Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Jurassic Park.   58 Lady Chatterteeth's Lover BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Lady Chatterteeth's Lover Tina's short story and entry in the kids' essay contest to see who gets to join Aunt Gayle at Yarnival. 59 The Lady is Frying SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW The Lady is Frying Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 60 The Laughing Place CASTLE ROCK 2018 TV Series Literature Short Stories CASTLE ROCK The Laughing Place Title of Annie Wilkes' daughter Joy's notebook. 61 The Little Barbershop of Horrors THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series Literature Short Stories THE SIMPSONS The Little Barbershop of Horrors Bart and Lisa's Itchy & Scratchy script submitted to Itchy & Scratchy International under their grandfather's name. 62 Loathsome Beasts THE ANGRY RED PLANET 1959 Film Literature Short Stories THE ANGRY RED PLANET Loathsome Beasts One of the stories in Super Fantastic Science Fiction Stories, the science fiction magazine the crew of the MR1 reads on the way to Mars. 63 Magic Gloves THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP 1982 Film Literature Short Stories THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP Magic Gloves Short story by Garp. 64 A Martian Named Smith STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 Literature Literature Short Stories STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND A Martian Named Smith Jubal Harshaw's next story. 65 The Monkey Is Here, Paul DeLong THE SHINING 1977 Literature Literature Short Stories THE SHINING The Monkey Is Here, Paul DeLong Jack's short story about a child molester. 66 Mr. Beaver Builds a Dam and Saves the To... WHAT'S HAPPENING!! 1976 TV Series Literature Short Stories WHAT'S HAPPENING!! Mr. Beaver Builds a Dam and Saves the Town of Gum Drop Falls Short story by Raj. 67 My Dog Sparky NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series Literature Short Stories NIGHT COURT My Dog Sparky Story that Mac writes about his dog - except that he made the whole thing up. 68 My Friend BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S 1961 Film Literature Short Stories BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S My Friend Story that Paul writes about Holly. 69 My Friend Zombie Horse 28 Hays Later BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS My Friend Zombie Horse 28 Hays Later Tina's Equestranaut fan fiction. 70 Night of the Living Dance BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Night of the Living Dance Latest entry in Tina's erotic fiction series, which is chosen as the theme for the eighth grade dance. 71 No Laughing Matter TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE No Laughing Matter Short story by Kilgore Trout. 72 One for the Road STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 Literature Literature Short Stories STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND One for the Road Story by Jubal Harshaw. 73 The Other Manger STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND 1961 Literature Literature Short Stories STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND The Other Manger Short story by Jubal E. Harshaw, using the pen name Molly Wadsworth, about a little kitten that wanders into a church on Christmas Eve to get warm. 74 Past Prologue STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE Past Prologue Jake's short story that Nog read - and made some corrections. 75 Piggies 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS 2005 Literature Literature Short Stories 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS Piggies Kilrue's first short story. 76 The Pirate Queen of Pinghai Bay IRON FIST 2017 TV Series Literature Short Stories IRON FIST The Pirate Queen of Pinghai Bay Story Colleen's mother told her when she was young. 77 The Planet Gobblers PALM SUNDAY 1981 Literature Literature Short Stories PALM SUNDAY The Planet Gobblers Short story by Kilgore Trout. 78 The Prayer Against Drivetrain Noise SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer Against Drivetrain Noise Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 79 The Prayer Against Excessive Underarm We... SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer Against Excessive Underarm Wetness Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 80 The Prayer for a Parking Space SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer for a Parking Space Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "Oh, divine and merciful God, History is without equal for how much I will adore You, when You give me today, a place to park. For You are the provider. And You are the source. From You all good is delivered. Within You all is found. In Your care will I find respite. With Your guidance, will I find peace. To stop, to rest, to idle, to park. These are Yours to give me. This is what I ask. Amen." 81 The Prayer for a Second Interview SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer for a Second Interview Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 82 The Prayer for Increased Vaginal Sensiti... SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer for Increased Vaginal Sensitivity Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 83 The Prayer for Signing Important Documen... SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer for Signing Important Documents You Don't Read Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law. 84 The Prayer to Create Extra Storage Space... SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Create Extra Storage Space Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law. 85 The Prayer to Delay Orgasm SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Delay Orgasm Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 86 The Prayer to Induce Erection SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Induce Erection Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 87 The Prayer to Locate a Lost Contact Lens... SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Locate a Lost Contact Lens Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 88 The Prayer to Lose Weight SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Lose Weight Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 89 The Prayer to Maintain an Erection SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Maintain an Erection Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 90 The Prayer to Make Someone Love You SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Make Someone Love You Chapter 19. Incantation featured in Tender Branson's The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II. 91 The Prayer to Make Traffic Move SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Make Traffic Move Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 92 The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "God of ultimate stewardship, Shepherd of thine flock, As You would succor the least of Your charges, As You would rescue the most lost of Your lambs, Restore to me the full measure of my glory. Preserve in me the remainder of my youth. All of Creation is Yours to provide. All of Creation is Yours to withhold. God of limitless bounty, Consider my suffering. Amen." 93 The Prayer to Prevent Parking Tickets SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Prevent Parking Tickets Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 94 The Prayer to Procrastinate SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Procrastinate Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law. 95 The Prayer to Recycle Accumulated Newspa... SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Recycle Accumulated Newspapers Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law. 96 The Prayer to Remove Mildew Stains SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Remove Mildew Stains Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 97 The Prayer to Silence Barking Dogs SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Silence Barking Dogs Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 98 The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 99 The Prayer to Stop Plumbing Leaks SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Stop Plumbing Leaks Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. 100 The Prayer to Stop Smoking SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Stop Smoking Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "Our most Holy Father, Take from me the choice You have given. Assume control of my will and habits. Wrest from me power over my own behavior. May it be Your decision how I act. May it be by Your hands, my every failing. Then if I still smoke, may I accept that my smoking is Your will. Amen." 101 The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind SURVIVOR 1999 Literature Literature Short Stories SURVIVOR The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind Chapter 19. Incantation featured in Tender Branson's The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II. 102 The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamad... HOCUS POCUS 1990 Literature Literature Short Stories HOCUS POCUS The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamadore Short story by Kilgore Trout. 103 The Quirky Turkey [short story] BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS The Quirky Turkey [short story] Tina's erotic holiday short fiction story: It's about a turkey who wears glasses. Also, she has skinny legs that she may or may not hide with knee-high socks. And she feels left out because she doesn't look like all the other turkeys. 104 Rainbow Land [story] THE CAMPAIGN 2012 Film Literature Short Stories THE CAMPAIGN Rainbow Land [story] Three page doctrine written by Cam Brady in the second grade. The simple story of a teddy bear giving a pot of gold to a leprechaun. 105 Rattlesnake Hills VAMPIRE'S KISS 1989 Film Literature Short Stories VAMPIRE'S KISS Rattlesnake Hills Short story by Frank Heatherton, 1963. 106 The Revenge of Lard Ass Hogan DIFFERENT SEASONS 1982 Literature Literature Short Stories DIFFERENT SEASONS The Revenge of Lard Ass Hogan Short story by Gordon Lachance. 107 The Revenge of Lard-Ass Hogan STAND BY ME 1986 Film Literature Short Stories STAND BY ME The Revenge of Lard-Ass Hogan Gordie's short story about a fat kid named David Hogan. who enters a pie eating contest to get revenge on everyone for calling him fat. 108 Ron Swanson: A Swan Song PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series Literature Short Stories PARKS AND RECREATION Ron Swanson: A Swan Song Title of Leslie's eulogy for Ron. 109 Saving Private Rear Ends BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Saving Private Rear Ends Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Saving Private Ryan. 110 Say SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Say Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 111 Secret Window SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Secret Window Short story by Mort Rainey.     112 Sexy 60 Minutes BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Sexy 60 Minutes Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 113 Sexy 90210 BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Sexy 90210 Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 114 Sexy Lord of the Rings BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Sexy Lord of the Rings Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 115 Sexy Sesame Street BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Sexy Sesame Street Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 116 Sexy Simpsons BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Sexy Simpsons Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction. 117 The Sisters B-36 TIMEQUAKE 1997 Literature Literature Short Stories TIMEQUAKE The Sisters B-36 Short story by Kilgore Trout. 118 Snow White Dwarf and the Seven Red Dwarv... FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series Literature Short Stories FUTURAMA Snow White Dwarf and the Seven Red Dwarves Short story in Child's Garden of Space Legends, a book of children's stories that Leela reads to the young crew. 119 Spurious Creatures CHEAP THRILLS 2013 Film Literature Short Stories CHEAP THRILLS Spurious Creatures Story by Craig Daniels published in Harbinger Magazine. 120 Stud City DIFFERENT SEASONS 1982 Literature Literature Short Stories DIFFERENT SEASONS Stud City Short story by Gordon Lachance. 121 Sunday Mail SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW Sunday Mail Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime. 122 The Tale of the Bloody Hand STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: VOYAGER The Tale of the Bloody Hand Folk tale included in Talaxian Eldaxon's Collected Folklore, which Neelix researches, looking for uses of the word Vaadwaur, meaning foolish. 123 The Tale of the Boy Who Lost His Head STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: VOYAGER The Tale of the Boy Who Lost His Head Folk tale included in Talaxian Eldaxon's Collected Folklore, which Neelix researches, looking for uses of the word Vaadwaur, meaning foolish. 124 The Tale of the Deadly Stranger STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series Literature Short Stories STAR TREK: VOYAGER The Tale of the Deadly Stranger Folk tale included in Talaxian Eldaxon's Collected Folklore, which Neelix researches, looking for uses of the word Vaadwaur, meaning foolish. 125 This L's Not a Kite FIELD OF DREAMS 1989 Film Literature Short Stories FIELD OF DREAMS This L's Not a Kite Short story by Terence Mann, published in the April 1962 issue of Jet Magazine. 126 This Means You BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS 1973 Literature Literature Short Stories BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS This Means You Short story by Kilgore Trout. 127 Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction pre... BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction presents Why I Love Wagstaf: A Tale of Horror Tina's short story. 128 The True Story of Nadia Akatov Who Once ... BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM 2020 Film Literature Short Stories BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM The True Story of Nadia Akatov Who Once Caught a Terrible Disease Called Curiosity Story in Tutar's story book. 129 What Wiley Was Thinking When He Bought H... YOU 2014 Literature Literature Short Stories YOU What Wiley Was Thinking When He Bought His Kia Shorty story by Guinevere Beck. 130 Why I Love Wagstaff BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series Literature Short Stories BOB'S BURGERS Why I Love Wagstaff Louise's short story, inspired by the Terminator, with a few Jurassic Park references. 131 The Wizard and the Hopping Pot HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 2010 Film Literature Short Stories HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 The Wizard and the Hopping Pot Story that Ron mentions after finding out that Dumbledore leaves the book Tales of Beedle the Bard to Hermione in his will: Mom used to tell me those... "The Wizard and the Hopping Pot", "Babbity Rabbity and the Cackling Stump"... Come on. Babbity Rabbity... No? 132 You Gonna Eat That? SECRET WINDOW 2004 Film Literature Short Stories SECRET WINDOW You Gonna Eat That? Story in Mort Rainey's book of short stories Everybody Drops the Dime.

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