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| 1 | Asta Twelvetrees & Harry  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Asta Twelvetrees & Harry
Asta Twelvetrees: What is happening to you?
Harry: Bee sting.
Asta Twelvetrees: We're inside a glacier.
Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.
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| 2 | Ben | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ben
Ben: He said I had Superman's jawline.
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| 3 | Ben | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ben
Ben: Looks like Jessup is Murder Town, USA now.
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| 4 | Deputy Liv Baker  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deputy Liv Baker
Deputy Liv Baker: Wasn't yesterday great? It's like we're Batman and Robin. Ka-Pow! Boof! Of course, you were Batman.
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| 5 | D'Arcy | Quotes | Quotes |
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D'Arcy
D'Arcy: I just saved the world with a banana - how was your day?
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| 6 | Gerard | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gerard
Gerard: Thank you for doing this for me. Thank you Harry.
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| 7 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Am I beginning to care about all humans. What kind of monster have I become?
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| 8 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Concerning your breath - did you just eat a dead rodent?
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| 9 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings: Life doesn't ever go as planned.
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| 10 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to kill you.
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| 11 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Heroes work alone. The General may have provided me with the equipment, but I am doing all the work, so I am the real hero. Just like the most famous alien hero, Superman.
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| 12 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: I had an emptiness that no amount of potato chips or hot dogs would cure.
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| 13 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: I used to prefer working alone. But as a human, you're never really alone. Every decision you make affects other people. Maybe that's why humans struggle with difficult decisions all the time. Some are small and affect only a few. Other decisions are so big they affect the entire planet. I knew what I was doing when I told Asta to date Joseph. I was making the decision that the Earth is more important than any one person. But what if that one person feels more important than anything? What if you love them so much, you will choose what is best for them over what is best for an entire planet? If I am a superhero, Asta is my kryptonite.
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| 14 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.
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| 15 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: It's rigor mortis! My penis is dying.
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| 16 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: I'll say one thing about whiskey - it's allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.
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| 17 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and puppet you like you belong on public television.
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| 18 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Maybe there's something redeemable about the human race after all. Unfortunately for them, it's too late. It's only a matter of time before I find the rest of my device. And when I do, I can finally complete my mission, and kill them all. Every single one of them.
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| 19 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: My friend told me I should not run away from death. Killing you is not running away. Goodbye Gerard.
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| 20 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Okay, I see your problem - you sat on an earring.
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| 21 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Once I activate my device and fry every human being on Earth, I can fly home.
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| 22 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: The problem with working as a team is sometimes other people can hold you back. But all the best superheroes have sidekicks. Even Superman has Lois Lane. If you have the right person on your team, they do not hold you back. They lift you up.
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| 23 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: There are no monsters. Beings do what needs to be done in order to survive.
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| 24 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement.
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| 25 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Too many people. The last island that had this many people on it was Atlantis and that did not turn out well.
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| 26 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: We can build a fire inside, and then you could remove all of your clothing, including your brassiere, which mocks me. It so complicates everything. Once your teats swing free, I will focus on them for arousal, especially the left one. I will become engorged and stiff. I will remove my clothing, and then I will mount you, not giving you all my weight, which would tax your haunches. I will caress your flanks. I'll thrust. And then faster. And then I'll slow down.
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| 27 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Yeah, this is some bullshit.
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| 28 | Harry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry
Harry: Your underwear is arousing me sexually. Let me. Buy you a beer, uh, woman that I just met.
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| 29 | Harry, D'arcy & Asta | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry, D'arcy & Asta
Harry: I have to urinate.
D'arcy (imitating Harry): I need to urinate. (speaking normally) Why do you sound like C-3PO? Just say you have to pee.
Harry: I have to pee... 3PO
Asta: Wow, that was good.
D'arcy: All right, you gotta whiz, we got it.
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| 30 | Note on Liv's car | Quotes | Quotes |
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Note on Liv's car
Note on Liv's car: Patience isn't safe with Deputy "Beam Me Up" Baker in charge!
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| 31 | Sahar | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sahar
Sahar: You guys are like Daredevil and the Black Widow.
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| 32 | Sheriff Mike Thompson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sheriff Mike Thompson
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Excuse me, sorry to interrupt this little stroll down Who Gives a Shit Lane, but is there something you want to say to me, Deputy?
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| 33 | Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker
Mike: Listen, Deputy, if I have taught you one thing, it's that this job is all about control.
Liv: Really?
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Liv: And you're a master of control?
Mike: Well, I mean, more of a Jedi, but I'm working towards master.
Liv: Wow. Well, guess who this is from, Jedi?
Mike: Ooh! Okay. Uh, in my defense, I was drunk, and and she smelled like vanilla. I don't mean vanilla perfume. I mean, like a damn cake, and it just caught me off guard, and I was so hungry.
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| 34 | Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker
Mike: You saying we could be facing a super villain?
Liv: Um, no, I was not.
Mike: Okay, 'cause I can't be facing a super villain, not while I'm trying to figure out what happened to my best deputy.
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