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1Aldebaran WineBBBBeverage ProductsWine

Aldebaran Wine
Narrator: "Trillian nodded patiently again, counted to a sufficiently high number, and told herself that the important thing now was just to get Zaphod talking. She prepared, by dint of deactivating all the robot kitchen synthomatics, the most fabulously delicious meal she could contrive - delicately oiled meals, scented fruits, fragrant cheeses, fine Aldebaran wines."

2Angst in SpaceBBBVideoMovies-Sci Fi

Angst in Space
Movie that Wowbagger has only seen 33,517 times.

3ArtifactovolBBBCompaniesVehicle Manufacturing

Artifactovol
Narrator: "Many speak of the legendary and gigantic Starship Titanic, a majestic and luxurious cruise-liner launched from the great shipbuilding asteroid complexes of Artifactovol some hundreds of years ago now, and with good reason."

4BistromathBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

Bistromath
Slartibartfast's starship, featuring the Bistromathic drive.

5Bistromathic DriveBBBTechnologyPower Supplies

Bistromathic Drive
A wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances without all that dangerous mucking about with Improbability Factors.

6BistromathicsBBBEducationAcademic Fields

Bistromathics
The most powerful computational force known to parascience. Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behaviour of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that time was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that space was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer's movementin restaurants.

7CosmovidBBBVideoTV Stations

Cosmovid
One of the network areas that the computer advises Wowbagger he will be passing through in the next few hours.

8EddieBBBTechnologyA.I.

Eddie
Shipboard computer on the Heart of Gold.

9Effrafax of WugBBBPerforming ArtsMagicians

Effrafax of Wug
Famous magician. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."

10Encyclopedia GalacticaBBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

Encyclopedia Galactica
Book, rival of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

11Essence of QualactinBBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Essence of Qualactin
Space suntan oil. Narrator: "Two months later, Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108 had cut the bottoms off his Galactic State jeans, and was spending part of the enormous fee his judgments commanded lying on a jewelled beach having Essence of Qualactin rubbed into his back by the same rather nice member of the jury. She was a Soolfinian girl from beyond the Cloudworlds of Yaga."

12Galactic State JeansBBBApparelClothing Products

Galactic State Jeans
Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108's jeans. Narrator: "Two months later, Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108 had cut the bottoms off his Galactic State jeans, and was spending part of the enormous fee his judgments commanded lying on a jewelled beach having Essence of Qualactin rubbed into his back by the same rather nice member of the jury. She was a Soolfinian girl from beyond the Cloudworlds of Yaga."

13GSS AudacyBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

GSS Audacy
Galactic Fleet Battleship, spoken of with awe, pride, enthusiasm, affection, admiration, regret, jealousy, resentment, in fact most of the better known emotions.

14GSS DaringBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

GSS Daring
Galactic Fleet Battleship, spoken of with awe, pride, enthusiasm, affection, admiration, regret, jealousy, resentment, in fact most of the better known emotions.

15GSS Suicidal InsanityBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

GSS Suicidal Insanity
Galactic Fleet Battleship, spoken of with awe, pride, enthusiasm, affection, admiration, regret, jealousy, resentment, in fact most of the better known emotions.

16HactarBBBTechnologySupercomputers

Hactar
A gigantic spaceborne computer, which to this day is remembered as one of the most powerful ever built.

17The Heart of GoldBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

The Heart of Gold
Zaphod's starship.

18The Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyBBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


19Home Brain BoxBBBVideoTV Stations

Home Brain Box
One of the network areas that the computer advises Wowbagger he will be passing through in the next few hours.

20HypermathematicsBBBEducationAcademic Fields

Hypermathematics
Field of study. Narrator: "The Encyclopedia Galactica has much to say on the theory and practice of time travel, most of which is incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't spent at least four lifetimes studying advanced hypermathematics, and since it was impossible to do this before time travel was invented, there is a certain amount of confusion as to how the idea was arrived at in the first place."

21I Left My Leg in Jaglan BetaBBBPerforming ArtsSongs

I Left My Leg in Jaglan Beta
Song that Arthur couldn't immediately identify, partly because he didn't know the tune, and partly because the band playing it were very tired.

22Improbability PhysicsBBBEducationAcademic Fields

Improbability Physics
Field of study.

23Kill-O-Zap Blaster PistolBBBWeaponsGuns

Kill-O-Zap Blaster Pistol
Zaphod's gun: "I want you to imagine that I have an extremely powerful Kill-O-Zap blaster pistol in my hand."

24Krikkit OneBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

Krikkit One
The first spaceship ever built by the people of Krikkit, a crazy piece of near junk.

25Lux-O-ValvesBBBTechnologyElectronics

Lux-O-Valves
Technology that the magician Effrafax utilized attempting to make a mountain disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."

26Maxi-Slorta Hypernuclear DevicesBBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

Maxi-Slorta Hypernuclear Devices
Weapon wielded by Krikket's millions of flying battle machines.

27Megadodo PublicationsBBBCompaniesPublishing Companies

Megadodo Publications
Publishing company that took over the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

28Merida Class SpacecraftBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

Merida Class Spacecraft
After picking up a computer driven distress call, the Heart of Gold crew encounters a Merida class spacecraft, the pilot of which is a journalist with the Siderial Daily Mentioner covering a trial on the planet Argabuthon.

29MilliwaysBBBDiningRestaurants-misc

Milliways
The restaurant at the end of the universe. A Thunder God to Trillian: "Didn't I see you at Milliway's?"

30Multifunctional BattleclubsBBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

Multifunctional Battleclubs
Weapon wielded by Krikket's millions of flying battle machines.

31Nutrimatic Drink DispenserBBBHome FurnishingKitchen Appliances

Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser
Appliance aboard the Heart of Gold.

32Octraventral HeebiephoneBBBProductsMusical Instruments

Octraventral Heebiephone
Musical instrument. Narrator: "Slartibartfast had hoped for an easy retirement. He had been planning to learn to play the octraventral heebiephone - a pleasantly futile task, he knew, because he had the wrong number of mouths."

33Omni-Destructo Zap RaysBBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

Omni-Destructo Zap Rays
Weapon wielded by Krikket's millions of flying battle machines.

34Refracto-NullifiersBBBTechnologyElectronics

Refracto-Nullifiers
Technology that the magician Effrafax utilized attempting to make a mountain disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."

35The Sens-O-ShowerBBBHome FurnishingBathroom Furnishings

The Sens-O-Shower
Narrator: "By the time the applause in the court had died down, Judiciary Pag was already in the Sens-O-Shower with a rather nice member of the jury that he'dslipped a note to half an hour earlier."

36The Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of P...BBBLiteratureBooks-History

The Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of Popular Galactic History
Book. "Important facts from Galactic history, number one - reproduced from the Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of popular Galactic History: The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire Universe."

37The Songs of the Long LandBBBLiteraturePoetry

The Songs of the Long Land
Poems. Narrator: "There is, or was, a poet. His name was Lallafa, and he wrote what are widely regarded throughout the Galaxy as being the finest poems in existence, the Songs of the Long Land."

38The Space-time WashBBBMaintenanceLaundry Services

The Space-time Wash
Vogon laundromat. Joke Arthur makes when Ford attempts to explain the concept of the disturbances that he detects.

39Spectrum-Bypass-O-MaticsBBBTechnologyElectronics

Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics
Technology that the magician Effrafax utilized attempting to make a mountain disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."

40Squornshellous SwamptalkBBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

Squornshellous Swamptalk
Dictionary containing the word "vollue".

41Starship TitanicBBBVehiclesSpacecrafts

Starship Titanic
Narrator: "Many speak of the legendary and gigantic Starship Titanic, a majestic and luxurious cruise-liner launched from the great shipbuilding asteroid complexes of Artifactovol some hundreds of years ago now, and with good reason."

42Sub-Etha Sens-O-MaticBBBProductsProducts-misc

Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic
Ford's hitchhiking device that tracks passing spacecraft.

43ThinkpixBBBVideoTV Stations

Thinkpix
One of the network areas that the computer advises Wowbagger he will be passing through in the next few hours.

44The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionar...BBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever


45The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionar...BBBLiteratureBooks-Reference

The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary
Dictionary containing the word "vollue".

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46Allosimanius SynecaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Allosimanius Syneca
A world of ice, snow, mindhurtling beauty and stunning cold.

47ArgabuthonMapOuter SpacePlanets

Argabuthon
After picking up a computer driven distress call, the Heart of Gold crew encounters a Merida class spacecraft, the pilot of which is a journalist with the Siderial Daily Mentioner covering a trial on the planet Argabuthon.

48CarfraxMapOuter SpacePlanets

Carfrax
Home of the Gamma Caves of Carfrax.

49Cathedral of ChalesmMapStructuresChurches

Cathedral of Chalesm
Cathedral pulled down in order to build a new ion refinery, and, according to Slartibartfast, the only thing that's truly lost forever.

50Cathedral of HateMapStructuresChurches

Cathedral of Hate
Church built by Agrajag that was painted in horrible colours.

51Cloudworlds of YagaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Cloudworlds of Yaga
Planet. Narrator: "Two months later, Zipo Bibrok 5 / 108 had cut the bottoms off his Galactic State jeans, and was spending part of the enormous fee his judgments commanded lying on a jewelled beach having Essence of Qualactin rubbed into his back by the same rather nice member of the jury. She was a Soolfinian girl from beyond the Cloudworlds of Yaga."

52CwulzendaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Cwulzenda
Home of the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda.

53DalforsasMapOuter SpacePlanets

Dalforsas
Planet in Prak's story of Reason, in which the Princes of the Plains and the Tribesmen of the Cold Hillsides always beat the hell out of each other in the Forest, with the Dwellers in the Forest caming off worst in these exchanges.

54Eroticon SixMapOuter SpacePlanets

Eroticon Six
Home of Eccentrica Gallumbits, also known as The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body.

55The Fire Mountains of FrazfragaMapNatureMountains

The Fire Mountains of Frazfraga
The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.

56FrazfragaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Frazfraga
Home of the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga.

57The Gamma Caves of CarfraxMapNatureCaverns

The Gamma Caves of Carfrax
The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.

58Han WavelMapOuter SpacePlanets

Han Wavel
A world which consists largely of fabulous ultra-luxury hotels and casinos, all of which have been formed by the natural erosion of wind and rain.

59The Ice Crystal Pyramids of SastantuaMapNatureNatural Areas

The Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua
Natural area on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."

60The Ice Storms of VarlengootenMapWaterBodies of Water

The Ice Storms of Varlengooten
The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.

61JajazikstakMapOuter SpacePlanets

Jajazikstak
Home of the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak, enemy of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug.

62KrikkitMapOuter SpacePlanets

Krikkit
Planet. "Important facts from Galactic history, number one - eeproduced from the Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of popular Galactic History: The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire Universe."

63The Long Lands of EffaMapNatureNatural Areas

The Long Lands of Effa
Home of the poet Lallafa. Narrator: "Lallafa had lived in the forests of the Long Lands of Effa. He lived there, and he wrote his poems there. He wrote them on pages made of dried habra leaves, without the benefit of education or correcting fluid. He wrote about the light in the forest and what he thought about that. He wrote about the darkness in the forest, and what he thought about that. He wrote about the girl who had left him and precisely what he thought about that."

64MagramalMapNatureMountains

Magramal
Mountain that the magician Effrafax once attempted to make disappear. "The ultra-famous sciento-magician Effrafax of Wug once bet his life that, given a year, he could render the great megamountain Magramal entirely invisible. Having spent most of the year jiggling around with immense Lux- O-Valves and Refracto-Nullifiers and Spectrum-Bypass-O-Matics, he realized, with nine hours to go, that he wasn't going to make it."

65PreliumtarnMapOuter SpacePlanets

Preliumtarn
Planet. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.

66The Prism MountainsMapNatureMountains

The Prism Mountains
Mountains on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."

67The Quentulus Quazgar MountainsMapNatureMountains

The Quentulus Quazgar Mountains
Mountain range. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.

68The Radiation Swamps of CwulzendaMapWaterSwamps

The Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda
The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were engaged in one of their regular wars with the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and were not enjoying it as much as usual because it involved an awful lot of trekking through the Radiation Swamps of Cwulzenda, and across the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, neither of which terrains they felt at home in. So when the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak joined in the fray and forced them to fight another front in the Gamma Caves of Carfrax and the Ice Storms of Varlengooten, they decided that enough was enough, and they ordered Hactar to design for them an Ultimate Weapon.

69SevorbeupstryMapGeographic AreasTerritories

Sevorbeupstry
Country. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.

70The Snow Plains of LiskaMapNatureNatural Areas

The Snow Plains of Liska
Natural area on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."

71Squornshellous ZetaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Squornshellous Zeta
Home of large, friendly, pocket-sprung mattress creatures which live quiet private lives in the marshes.

72Stavromula BetaMapOuter SpacePlanets

Stavromula Beta
Planet where Agrajag claims a bullet hit him that was intended to assassinate Arthur.

73Stin Glacier FieldsMapNatureNatural Areas

Stin Glacier Fields
Natural area on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."

74StriteraxMapOuter SpacePlanets

Striterax
Home of the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax, the first race who ever managed to shock a computer.

75StugMapOuter SpacePlanets

Stug
Home of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, enemy of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug.

76VarlengootenMapOuter SpacePlanets

Varlengooten
Home of the Ice Storms of Varlengooten.

77VoondoonMapOuter SpacePlanets

Voondoon
Home of the the Holy Lunching Friars of Voondon.

78YsllodinsMapOuter SpaceStars

Ysllodins
Star that goes supernova. Narrator: "Another spectacular media event of that time was the supernova which the star Ysllodins underwent a few hours later. Ysllodins is the star around which 69 most of the Galaxy's major insurance underwriters live, or rather lived."

79ZarssMapOuter SpaceStars

Zarss
Star. God's last message to his creation is written in thirty-foot-high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma.

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80AlienOtherQuotesQuotes

Alien
Alien: Arthur Dent? You're a jerk, a complete asshole.

81Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Ill...OtherRecognitionAwards Ceremonies

Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Illusions Institute Awards Ceremony
Awards ceremony featuring the award for the Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word Belgium In A Serious Screenplay.

82Arcturan MegaleachOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Arcturan Megaleach
Space creature. Narrator: "The old man felt that he should not have mentioned the party until he absolutely had to. But there it was, the fact was out, and Ford Prefect had attached himself to it the way an Arcturan Megaleach attaches itself to its victim before biting his head off and making off with his spaceship."

83Arcturan MegavoidwhaleOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Arcturan Megavoidwhale
Narrator: "The Starship Titanic was a monstrously pretty sight as it lay beached like a silver Arcturan Megavoidwhale amongst the laser- lit tracery of its construction gantries, a brilliant cloud of pins and needles of light against the deep interstellar blackness, but when launched, it did not even manage to complete its very first radio message - an SOS - before undergoing a sudden and gratuitous total existence failure."

84ArthurOtherQuotesQuotes

Arthur
Arthur: The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. They weren't like this. Except perhaps some of the ones I've had with elms which sometimes get a bit bogged down.

85Brockian Ultra-CricketOtherSportsSports

Brockian Ultra-Cricket
A peculiar game. "A full set of rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together in a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a Black Hole."

86Burnt HombreOtherMatterColors

Burnt Hombre
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."

87FordOtherQuotesQuotes

Ford
Ford: Yes, I've understood it all perfectly well. That's why I want to have as many drinks and dance with as many girls as possible while there are still any left. If everything you've shown us is true, then we don't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova.

88FordOtherQuotesQuotes

Ford
Ford: My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.

89Gan GreenOtherMatterColors

Gan Green
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."

90Infra DeadOtherMatterColors

Infra Dead
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."

91Judiciary PagOtherQuotesQuotes

Judiciary Pag
Judiciary Pag: The people of Krikkit, are, well, you know, they're just a bunch of real sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Hell, I feel the same way some mornings. Shit. OK, so you wouldn't necessarily want to share a Galaxy with these guys.

92Judiciary PagOtherQuotesQuotes

Judiciary Pag
Judiciary Pag: So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a Galaxy with them, not if they're just gonna keep at it, not if they're not gonna learn to relax a little. I mean it's just gonna be continual nervous time, isn't it, right? Pow, pow, pow, when are they next coming at us? Peaceful coexistence is just right out, right? Get me some water somebody, thank you.

93Liver PurpleOtherMatterColors

Liver Purple
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."

94Loathsome LilacOtherMatterColors

Loathsome Lilac
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."

95Malformed Public-duty GlandOtherMedical ConditionsConditions

Malformed Public-duty Gland
Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.

96MarvinOtherQuotesQuotes

Marvin
Marvin: But my life is but a box of wormgears.

97MarvinOtherQuotesQuotes

Marvin
Marvin: I hate and despise you all.

98Matter YellowOtherMatterColors

Matter Yellow
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."

99The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word Belg...OtherRecognitionAwards

The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word Belgium in a Serious Screenplay.
Award given out at the Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Illusions Institute Awards Ceremony.

100NarratorOtherQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: Two grillion guys zilched out when Krikket attacked the galaxy.

101NarratorOtherQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.

102Natural Deficiency in Moral FibreOtherMedical ConditionsConditions

Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre
Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.

103Syneca SnowhoundsOtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Syneca Snowhounds
Creature on the planet Allosimanius Syneca. "The trek from the snow plains of Liska to the summit of the Ice Crystal Pyramids of Sastantua is long and gruelling, even with jet skis and a team of Syneca Snowhounds, but the view from the top, a view which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism Mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty."

104Tall Grey-Green FigureOtherQuotesQuotes

Tall Grey-Green Figure
Tall Grey-Green Figure: Arthur Philip Dent? You're a no-good dumbo nothing. I thought you should know that before you went.

105Ultra ViolentOtherMatterColors

Ultra Violent
Agrajag's lair is being painted in "the whole spectrum of eye-defying colours from Ultra Violent to Infra Dead, taking in Liver Purple, Loathsome Lilac, Matter Yellow, Burnt hombre and Gan Green on the way."

106Untitled OtherThemesMAD


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107Zaphod BeeblebroxOtherQuotesQuotes

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to overtax your imagination, robot.


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