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| 1 | Al Yankovic   | WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film | Quotes | Quotes |
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Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic: Hey Escobar, eat it! |
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| 2 | Al's hamster's name, the most fearless r...  | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Al's hamster's name, the most fearless rodent in the world.
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| 3 | Al's imaginary friend's name. | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Trivia | Name Game |
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Al's imaginary friend's name.
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| 4 | Announcer | UHF 1989 Film | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer
Announcer: Next week on U62 - He's back, and this time, he's mad - Gandhi II - No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with. |
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| 5 | Banana Mustard Sandwich | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-Sandwich |
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Banana Mustard Sandwich
Sandwich that Al's producer J. B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey mentions to Al. |
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| 6 | Best TV Show Host Award | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recognition | Awards |
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Best TV Show Host Award
Al and Uncle Ralphie compete for the Best TV Show Host Award, which Fred Huggins wins. |
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| 7 | Blue-nostrilled Pigeon | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Living Things | Animals |
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Blue-nostrilled Pigeon
Bird Al reads about while studying the books sent him from the Know-It-All Correspondence School: "The blue-nostrilled pigeon keeps it young inside its left ear for the entire length of gestation". |
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| 8 | Candy Corn on the Cob | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Candy Corn on the Cob
Dish Al serves at his holiday party. |
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| 9 | Cave Con III | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Cave Con III
Al and Harvey attend the annual cave dwellers convention. |
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| 10 | Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffin... | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Chocolate Bunnies with Cornbread Stuffing and Gravy
Dish Al serves at his holiday party. |
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| 11 | Chocolate Lasagne | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Chocolate Lasagne
Dweezil Zappa's reward for helping out with chores in Al's cave. Except that Harvey eats it all himself. |
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| 12 | Fatman | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fatman
Fatman: Take that, evil seafood! |
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| 13 | Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Frozen Waffle and Sardine Nachos
Snack Al makes. |
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| 14 | Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Fudge Muffins with Mustard Filling
Muffins that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh. |
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| 15 | Gandhi | UHF 1989 Film | Quotes | Quotes |
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| UHF
Gandhi
Gandhi: Don't move, slimeball. |
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| 16 | George Newman | UHF 1989 Film | Quotes | Quotes |
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George Newman
George Newman: Red rum! Red rum! |
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| 17 | Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Goat Cheese and Arugula Brownies
Brownies that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh. |
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| 18 | Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Grandma Yankovic's Special Poundcake
Poundcake that Al bakes to sell to get the $82,000 he needs to book John Tesh. |
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| 19 | Green Shamrock Mosses | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Green Shamrock Mosses
Dish Al serves at his holiday party. |
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| 20 | Hamster of the Year | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recognition | Awards |
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Hamster of the Year
Award on Harvey's wall. |
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| 21 | Harvey | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harvey
Harvey: Well, looks like the Egg Man is toast. |
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| 22 | Heart-shaped Ham | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Heart-shaped Ham
Dish Al serves at his holiday party. |
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| 23 | Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Je... | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Hickory Flavored Asphalt with Anchovy Jell-O on Whole Wheat Bread
Snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike. |
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| 24 | Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-Sandwich |
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Jellybean and Pickle Sandwich
Al's specialty, mentioned during the song that opens the show: Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave twenty miles below the surface of the Earth, and he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth. |
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| 25 | Lima Bean Cookies | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Lima Bean Cookies
Cookies Al bakes. |
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| 26 | Madonna | WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film | Quotes | Quotes |
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| WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Madonna
Madonna: Why rule the music industry when you can rule the world? |
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| 27 | Mood Pie | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Mood Pie
Dish Al serves at his holiday party. |
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| 28 | Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic | WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film | Quotes | Quotes |
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| WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY
Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic
Nick Yankovic and Al Yankovic: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, the Joker ran away, hey! |
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| 29 | Perhaps Not Technically the Best, But Ar... | WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY 2022 Film | Recognition | Awards |
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Perhaps Not Technically the Best, But Arguably the Most Famous Accordion Player in an Extremely Specific Genre of Music
Award that Al wins the night is assassinated at the Shrine Auditorium in 1985. |
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| 30 | The Procrastinator | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
The Procrastinator
The Procrastinator: Fine, be that way. You know, you don't even deserve world domination. |
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| 31 | Reporter #1 & Reporter #2 | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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Reporter #1 & Reporter #2
Reporter #1: Do you have an agent?
Reporter #2: Do you have a book deal?
Reporter #1: Do you hang out with the Incredible Hulk?
Reporter #2: Do you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol?
Reporter #1: Do you smell something funny? |
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| 32 | Ron Popeil & Tony Little | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ron Popeil & Tony Little
Ron Popeil: That boy was our only hope.
Tony Little: No, there is another. |
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| 33 | Split Pea Fudge | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Split Pea Fudge
Fudge Al makes that clears the rats away so the miners can fix the wall they broke. |
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| 34 | Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Super Buoyant Edible Ping Pong Balls
Jalapeno flavored snack that Al makes for bad influence Spike. |
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| 35 | Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Tapioca Stuffed Potatoes
Dish Al serves at his holiday party. |
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| 36 | Tuna Punch | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Tuna Punch
Drink Al serves at his holiday party. |
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| 37 | Twinkie Wiener Sandwich | UHF 1989 Film | Recipes | Recipes-Sandwich |
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Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
Sandwich that Al makes. |
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| 38 | Untitled | UHF 1989 Film | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 39 | Untitled | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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| 40 | Untitled | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 41 | Untitled | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Themes | 3-D |
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| 42 | Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a D... | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Unwashed Raw Potato Cut in Half with a Dull Knife, Sprinkled with Gummy Worms Topped with Your Favorite Brand of India Ink
One of Al's favorite recipes. |
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| 43 | Weird Al | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Weird Al
Weird Al: If you got blacktop and you got gelatin, you got good eatin'. |
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| 44 | Weird Al Yankovic | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low to do a parody of another human being? |
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| 45 | Weird Al Yankovic | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE WEIRD AL SHOW
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: What's wrong with the world when TV doesn't make you feel better? |
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| 46 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel 3. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me. |
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| 47 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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| WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Hit the boards and paid my dues, and got phenomenal rave reviews / I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt / I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone / Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone / But the years have come and gone, and I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out. |
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| 48 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene / I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans / No redwood hot tub to my name / I got all that I want and if it's all the same to you / I'll be mellow when I'd dead. |
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| 49 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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| WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S-O-D-A soda / I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, Weird Al Yankovic, Y-O-D-A Weird Al Yankovic Yo, yo, yo, yo, Weird Al Yankovic. |
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| 50 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: My life is brilliant / Your life's a joke / You're just pathetic / You're always broke / Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me / You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy. |
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| 51 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh my my this here Anakin guy, may be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry, and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi." |
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| 52 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Poor Peter Parker was pitiful, couldn't have been any shyer / Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him, even if his hair was on fire / But then one day he went to that science lab, that mutated spider came down / Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls and he's swingin' all over town. |
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| 53 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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| WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Put your viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn, don't you know it's Weird Al Yankovic! |
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| 54 | Weird Al Yankovic | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, that's it for the introductions. And now, the story. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh... Oh, excuse me... Once upon a time, I think it was last Thursday, a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green meadow. |
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| 55 | Weird Al Yankovic's middle name. | WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 1976 Music | Trivia | Name Game |
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Weird Al Yankovic's middle name.
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| 56 | Weird Al's bad influence friend's name. | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Trivia | Name Game |
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Weird Al's bad influence friend's name.
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