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| 1 | 62 News  | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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62 News
News program on U62.
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| 2 | Ballad of Jed Clampett | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Ballad of Jed Clampett
George daydreams he's a rock star, singing a song about the Beverly Hillbillies called "Ballad of Jed Clampett".
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| 3 | Beastiality Today | BBB | Video | TV-News Shows |
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Beastiality Today
TV show on U62.
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| 4 | Beat the Loan Shark | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Beat the Loan Shark
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 5 | Big Edna's Burger World | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
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Big Edna's Burger World
Fast food restaurant where Al works.
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| 6 | Big Roy's Eating and Plumbing  | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Big Roy's Eating and Plumbing
Weird Al: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming after working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing, so one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table, I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world now, where'd you like to go to?" They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota!"
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| 7 | Buddha Knows Best | BBB | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Buddha Knows Best
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 8 | Channel 8 | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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Channel 8
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| 9 | Conan the Librarian | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Conan the Librarian
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 10 | Cranberry World | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Cranberry World
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
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| 11 | Dog Racing from Rio De Janeiro | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Dog Racing from Rio De Janeiro
TV show on U62.
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| 12 | Druids on Parade | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Druids on Parade
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 13 | Elvis-O-Rama | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
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Elvis-O-Rama
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
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| 14 | Eye on Toxic Waste | BBB | Video | TV-News Shows |
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Eye on Toxic Waste
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 15 | Floyd's Fish Market | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Floyd's Fish Market
Fast food restaurant where Al used to work that his friend mentions.
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| 16 | The Flying Pope | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Flying Pope
TV show on U62.
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| 17 | Fun with Dirt | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Fun with Dirt
TV show on U62.
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| 18 | Gandhi II | BBB | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Gandhi II
Announcer: Next week on U62 - He's back, and this time, he's mad - Gandhi II - No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.
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| 19 | George Newman | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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George Newman
George daydreams he's a rock star, singing a song about the Beverly Hillbillies called "Ballad of Jed Clampett".
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| 20 | Interocitor | BBB | Technology | Electronics |
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Interocitor
Technological device that Philo mentions: Oh, I just want to see if my interociter can withstand a sudden charge of sixty-thousand volts. Named after the alien device in the 1949 story The Alien Machine, and subsequent 1952 novel This Island Earth by Raymond F. Jones.
 
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| 21 | Kuni's Karate School | BBB | Education | Martial Arts Schools |
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Kuni's Karate School
Al's friend Kuni's martial arts school.
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| 22 | Leave It to Bigfoot | BBB | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Leave It to Bigfoot
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 23 | Leo's Pet Store | BBB | Pets | Pet Stores |
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Leo's Pet Store
Pet store next door to Kuni's school.
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| 24 | The Lice Is Right | BBB | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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The Lice Is Right
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 25 | My Three Mutants | BBB | Video | TV-Comedy |
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My Three Mutants
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 26 | Name that Stain | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Name that Stain
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 27 | Raul's Wild Kingdom | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Raul's Wild Kingdom
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 28 | Secrets of the Universe | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Secrets of the Universe
TV show on U62.
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| 29 | The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame | BBB | Entertainment | Museum Halls |
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The Shuffleboard Hall of Fame
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
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| 30 | Spatula City | BBB | Home Furnishing | Home Furnishing Stores |
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Spatula City
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you. Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City!
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| 31 | Stanley Spadowski's Playhouse | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Stanley Spadowski's Playhouse
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 32 | That's Disgusting | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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That's Disgusting
TV show on U62.
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| 33 | Town Talk | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Town Talk
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 34 | Traffic Court | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Traffic Court
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 35 | The Tupperware Museum | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
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The Tupperware Museum
Weird Al: The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the kids could've seen it, but you can't see out of the side of the car because the windows are completely covered with the decals of all the places where we've already been. There's Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum, the Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World, the Shuffleboard Hall of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock, and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.
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| 36 | U-62 | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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U-62
TV station.
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| 37 | Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse
TV show on U62.
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| 38 | Underwater Bingo for Teens | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Underwater Bingo for Teens
TV show on U62.
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| 39 | Volcano Worshiper's Hour | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Volcano Worshiper's Hour
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 40 | Wheel of Fish | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Wheel of Fish
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 41 | Wide World of Tractor Pulls | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Wide World of Tractor Pulls
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 42 | Wonderful World of Phlegm | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Wonderful World of Phlegm
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 43 | Yappy's Dog Treats | BBB | Pets | Pet Products |
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Yappy's Dog Treats
Dog treat product advertised on Uncle Nutsy's Funhouse.
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| 44 | You Bet Your Pink Slip | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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You Bet Your Pink Slip
TV show on UHF's Fall Schedule.
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| 45 | The Young and the Dyslexic | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Young and the Dyslexic
TV show on U62.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 46 | June 18, 1989 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events |
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June 18, 1989
Father's Day. R.J. Fletcher's son Richard gifts him a watch, which he is not happy with: What is this piece of crap? I thought I told you I wanted a Rolex! A Rolex!
 
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| OTHER |
| 47 | Announcer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer
Announcer: Next week on U62 - He's back, and this time, he's mad - Gandhi II - No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.
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| 48 | Gandhi  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gandhi
Gandhi: Don't move, slimeball.
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| 49 | George Newman | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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George Newman
George Newman: Red rum! Red rum!
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| 50 | Twinkie Wiener Sandwich | Other | Recipes | Recipes-Sandwich |
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Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
Sandwich that Al makes.
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| 51 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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