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| 1 | Bacon Barn  | Sports | Baseball Teams |
| Bacon Barn Baseball team that Pete and Pete's team the Prosthetics play.

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| 2 | Big Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Big Pete Big Pete (over music reminiscent of 2001): He was the king. The king of the road. He had earned his crown over the years by being the best on the road in the three major dad-driving categories: One - never asking for directions. No matter what. Two - roof stack packing. And three, the true measure of dad greatness: making good time on the road.

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| 3 | Big Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Big Pete Big Pete: Superheroes, if they're really super, always have super-villains to worry about. For Superman, it was Lex Luthor. For the Fantastic Four, Doctor Doom. For Artie, the strongest man in the world, it was these skank weevils.

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| 4 | Big Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Big Pete Big Pete: Then came the whammy bar, which made a sound that for some reason affected Artie like deadly Kryptonite.

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| 5 | Big Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Big Pete Big Pete: Wellsville had wondered who would save them from the wrath of the ringing phone? Now we had our answer. There was Libby Hurley, who had mastered the Vulcan nerve pinch. Clem Linell could hypnotize dogs. Nona Mecklenberg's speech patterns could cloud men's minds. Pete could produce seven kinds of body cheese. And then there was Artie, whose powers were endless.

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| 6 | Big Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Big Pete Big Pete: What is it that makes a superhero? Is it muscles of steel? The ability to see through brick walls? To turn yourself into a human butane torch? Or is it smaller? Like with Artie. A way of looking at the world and making everything in it a little bit stranger and a little bit better.

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| 7 | Capt. Scrummy  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Capt. Scrummy Capt. Scrummy: Look, aren't we here on the first hot day of every summer? Aren't we? Don't we carry 49 different flavorific flavors, including Pineapple Blurt? What else do you want from us?

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| 8 | Cat's name that crossing guard Frank men...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Cat's name that crossing guard Frank mentions, whose close call made him commit to his job 24 hours a day, every day of the year.
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Dr. Socks |
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Mr. Boots |
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Sir Shoestrings |

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| 9 | Cranson Spackle [bowling team]  | Sports | Bowling Teams |
| Cranson Spackle [bowling team] Pete's dad's bowling team. Little Pete: It was my best plan ever. Dad's bowling team, Cranson Spackle, needed a sub for their big match against Lansing's Taco Palace. I had just the guy they needed. All I had to do was bet my wad on Dad's team and let Artie do the rest.

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| 10 | Dairy Fest  | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
| Dairy Fest The Wrigley family's bonding event, celebrating American Dairy Night.

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| 11 | Frank & Little Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Frank & Little Pete Frank: Well, it was 11 years ago, a Thursday. I looked away from the crosswalk to light a smoke, you know? No big deal, right? Wrong. A cat named Mr. Boots crossed without looking. He was wasted on catnip. He never saw the Ford Imperial coming.
Little Pete: Roadkill pizza?
Frank: No, no. It's close, though. Too close. It shook me up, kid. I decided right then that I would never leave my post again, ever. 24 hours a day, every day of the year.

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| 12 | The International Creamed Corn Expo  | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
| The International Creamed Corn Expo Field trip destination that Big Pete mentions: Ever since there's been school, there's been field trips. In my school, we've been subjected to places like the Sioux City Moth Hatchery, the AAA Ice Farm and the International Creamed Corn Expo.

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| 13 | Lansing's Taco Palace [bowling team]  | Sports | Bowling Teams |
| Lansing's Taco Palace [bowling team] Bowling team that plays Pete's dad's bowling team. Little Pete: It was my best plan ever. Dad's bowling team, Cranson Spackle, needed a sub for their big match against Lansing's Taco Palace. I had just the guy they needed. All I had to do was bet my wad on Dad's team and let Artie do the rest.

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| 14 | Legendary striped bass's name whose migh...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Legendary striped bass's name whose mighty bulk has roamed the depths of Lake Torgeson for years.

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| 15 | Lincoln  | Sports | Baseball Teams |
| Lincoln Baseball team that Pete and Pete's team the Prosthetics play.

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| 16 | Little Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Little Pete Little Pete: Now begins the Age of Pete.

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| 17 | Little Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Little Pete Little Pete: This is WART Radio. Before I play The End by Jim Morrison, the Lizard King himself, I want to tell you about tomorrow's tribute, Hands Across Wellsville. We're going to start at Mrs. Jacuuti's front lawn and make a 20-mile-long human chain in honor of my Lizard King... Gary.

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| 18 | Little Pete Wrigley  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Little Pete Wrigley Little Pete Wrigley: I just wanted to change the world but after a whole year of trying the only thing i changed was my underpants.
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| 19 | Little Pete's new neighbor Lola's dog's ...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Little Pete's new neighbor Lola's dog's name.
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Nimbus |
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Nostromo |
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Nebuchadnezzar |

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| 20 | Little Pete's pet lizard's name.  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Little Pete's pet lizard's name.

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| 21 | Little Pete's tattoo of a woman's name.  | Trivia | Name Game |
| Little Pete's tattoo of a woman's name.

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| 22 | Mexican Fiesta  | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
| Mexican Fiesta The Wrigley family's bonding event.

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| 23 | Monica  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Monica Monica: I am so sick and tired of hearing lucky this and lucky that! Why don't you take your lucky necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth before i push you down this lucky hill and make you poop in your lucky underpants!

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| 24 | Mr. Markle  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Markle Mr. Markle: Destiny may know where you live, my squids, but will you be home when it comes over to play?
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| 25 | Mr. Tastee  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Tastee Mr. Tastee: I'm an ice-cream man. I am what the summer is. Fireflies, thunderstorms, butt sweat on the car seat... and when it all goes, I have to go with it.

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| 26 | Mr. Wrigley  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Wrigley Mr. Wrigley: I love the smell of menthol in the morning. It smells like... victory.

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| 27 | Ms. Fingerwood's cat's name.  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Ms. Fingerwood's cat's name.
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Seven |
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Seven of Nine |
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The Square Root of Seven |

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| 28 | Narrator  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Narrator Narrator of Pete's movie about his father (featuring the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey): Dad - a man of vision. Dad - a man of strength. Yes, few mortal men have the coordination, the determination, and the overall niceness of Dad.

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| 29 | Nona & Little Pete  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Nona & Little Pete Nona: What's your brother doing with that scuz monkey?
Little Pete: The dark side beckons him.

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| 30 | Pete's father's bowling ball's name.  | Trivia | Name Game |
| Pete's father's bowling ball's name.
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Rolling Thunder |
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Spaceball |
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Kingpin |

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| 31 | Pete's high school's mascot's name - the...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Pete's high school's mascot's name - the fighting squid.

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| 32 | Pit Stain  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Pit Stain Pit Stain: I come bearing gifts. It's my meat masterpiece. Notice the delicate array of meat selections from your lovely pepper loaf head tier. Snuggly ugly liverwurst toes. I'm especially fond of the boiled ham cast.


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| 33 | Pit Stain's real name: Long ago before W...  | Trivia | Name Game-Real Names |
| Pit Stain's real name: Long ago before Wrigley cursed me with that nickname, people used my real name. They used to call me...

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| 34 | Prosthetics  | Sports | Baseball Teams |
| Prosthetics The Petes' baseball team.

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| 35 | Spring Fever  | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
| Spring Fever Condition that Little Pete mentions: Springtime... a time of pretty flowers, buzzing bees, chirping birdies, and, oh yeah, one more thing - a deadly disease that moves with face-kicking speed, contaminating everything in its path including our town. Wellsville.

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| 36 | Squids  | Sports | School Mascots |
| Squids Wellsville High School mascot.

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| 37 | Team KrebStar  | Sports | Sports Teams |
| Team KrebStar The two Petes wear Team KrebStar numbers during their race around the house.

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| 38 | Untitled  | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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| 39 | Untitled  | Themes | GLOW |
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