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| 1 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt? When I get ahold of you, I am gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood! |
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| 2 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: That's the stupidest story I've ever heard, and I read the entire Sweet Valley High series! |
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| 3 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: C'mon, Homer. We're goin' to Sears to feel the bras. |
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| 4 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. |
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| 5 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Everybody is going to family restaurants these days. Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more. |
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| 6 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Aw, there's nobody for Moe. I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly and dead. |
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| 7 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Aw, Homer, you know your money's no good here- hey, wait a minute! This is real money! |
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| 8 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Watch what you're doing there, sack monkey! You're bruising my Duralog! |
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| 9 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Oh the flash fryer's here. I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a Buffalo in 40 seconds. |
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| 10 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Power off, Einstein! |
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| 11 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak (whispering to postal worker delivering his mail): Oh that's it, baby. All for Moe. Oh yeah, work the slot. Show me the package. |
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| 12 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: I'll be back. You ain't tasted the last of my spit. |
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| 13 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Here, Homer. Have a big frosty mug of fuhgetaboutit. |
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| 14 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: Fate likes to play a little game called, "Up yours, Moe." |
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| 15 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak (holding a copy of Playdude in Kwik-E-Mart): God, nothing is sexier than still photos in a girlie magazine. |
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| 16 | Moe Szyslak  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE SIMPSONS Moe Szyslak Moe Szyslak: I'm gonna steal God's secrets and sell them to Satan! |
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