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1Moe Szyslak THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt? When I get ahold of you, I am gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!


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THE SIMPSONS
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Moe Szyslak: That's the stupidest story I've ever heard, and I read the entire Sweet Valley High series!


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: C'mon, Homer. We're goin' to Sears to feel the bras.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.


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Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Everybody is going to family restaurants these days. Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Aw, there's nobody for Moe. I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly and dead.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Aw, Homer, you know your money's no good here- hey, wait a minute! This is real money!


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Watch what you're doing there, sack monkey! You're bruising my Duralog!


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Oh the flash fryer's here. I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a Buffalo in 40 seconds.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Power off, Einstein!


11Moe Szyslak THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak (whispering to postal worker delivering his mail): Oh that's it, baby. All for Moe. Oh yeah, work the slot. Show me the package.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: I'll be back. You ain't tasted the last of my spit.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Here, Homer. Have a big frosty mug of fuhgetaboutit.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Fate likes to play a little game called, "Up yours, Moe."


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak (holding a copy of Playdude in Kwik-E-Mart): God, nothing is sexier than still photos in a girlie magazine.


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THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: I'm gonna steal God's secrets and sell them to Satan!



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