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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Attentionyl  | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Attentionyl
Riley Jones' medication from Rite Prescriptions.
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| 2 | Beauty Beast 5 | BBB | Video | Movies-Horror |
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Beauty Beast 5
Horror movie within the horror movie Slashing Beauty 4 within the horror movie Cinderhella III: Blood Ball. The students in detention watch it on VHS.
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| 3 | Cinderhella II: Beauty Scream | BBB | Video | Movies-Horror |
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Cinderhella II: Beauty Scream
Sequel to horror movie Cinderhella. "At the stroke of midnight you die." Starring Moscow Hyatt. The best movie since Volcano.
 
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| 4 | Cinderhella III: Blood Ball | BBB | Video | Movies-Horror |
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Cinderhella III: Blood Ball
Sequel to horror movie Cinderhella that Toshiba BitTorrents the work print during Detention. The review by Sherlock Moriarty compares it unfavorably to Hellboy II, calling it a craptasterpiece.
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| 5 | Cinderhella [film] | BBB | Video | Movies-Horror |
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Cinderhella [film]
Horror movie featuring serial killer Cinderhella.
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| 6 | The Drunges | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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The Drunges
Indie rock band. Poster over Taylor Fisher's bed, and her alarm clock is set to one of their songs.
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| 7 | Euro Filmco 2000 | BBB | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Euro Filmco 2000
Makers of Slashing Beauty horror movies.
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| 8 | Flux Capacitor  | BBB | Travel | Time Travel |
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Flux Capacitor
Keanu mentions: See how crossing the nodes of your flux capacitor (Back to the Future reference) penetrates a tachyon blast?
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| 9 | Galaxy Pines Mall | BBB | Retail | Shopping Centers |
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Galaxy Pines Mall
Local shopping mall where horror movie Cinderhella 2 is opening.
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| 10 | Good Morning Grizzly Lake | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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Good Morning Grizzly Lake
Morning TV talk show in Grizzly Lake featuring Brandon Czeczouceau.
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| 11 | Grizzly 3 News | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Grizzly 3 News
Local news program in Grizzly Lake featuring Monica Lafontaine.
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| 12 | Grizzly Lake High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Grizzly Lake High School
Local high school in Grizzly Lake.
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| 13 | Grizzly Lake High School Grizzly Bear | BBB | Travel | Time Travel |
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Grizzly Lake High School Grizzly Bear
Toshiba turns the Grizzly Lake High School bear into a working time machine.
 
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| 14 | Grizzly Lake Police Department | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
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Grizzly Lake Police Department
Local police department in Grizzly Lake.
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| 15 | GV Musterhaus Films | BBB | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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GV Musterhaus Films
Makers of Cinderhella horror movies.
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| 16 | Herpexx | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Herpexx
Taylor Fisher's medication from Rite Prescriptions.
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| 17 | Osama Bin Ladinism | BBB | Education | Academic Fields |
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Osama Bin Ladinism
Joke about Verge building a bomb: He thought he was extra-crediting.
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| 18 | Pizza Pitt | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Pizza Pitt
Pizza parlor that Singe Gupta mentions on Taylor's voicemail: Taylor, Hi, Singe Gupta. I very much liked our calculus date at Pizza Pitt.
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| 19 | The Remedial History of the Jellybean | BBB | Education | Classes |
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The Remedial History of the Jellybean
Joke Toshiba makes: Then do something. If I fail science, I'm stuck with you next year in the remedial history of the jellybean.
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| 20 | Rite Prescriptions | BBB | Retail | Drugstores |
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Rite Prescriptions
Pharmacy on Taylor and Riley's prescription pill bottles. Address: 726 Middle St, Grizzly Lake, USA.
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| 21 | Sims Grizzly Lake | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Sims Grizzly Lake
Joke: I'm sorry that you're all too busy playing Sims Grizzly Lake to notice!
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| 22 | Slashing Beauty 4 | BBB | Video | Movies-Horror |
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Slashing Beauty 4
Horror movie within the horror movie Cinderhella III: Blood Ball. The students in detention download it for free and watch it illegally on the internet before it's released.
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| 23 | Todd Kellstein M.D. | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Todd Kellstein M.D.
Doctor listed on Riley Jones' prescription bottle.
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| 24 | Tofu Supreme | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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Tofu Supreme
Tofu product.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 25 | January 5, 1974 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates |
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January 5, 1974
Ione's mother Sloan Foster born - Date of Birth on her Grizzly Lake Driver License.
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| 26 | May 12, 1992 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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May 12, 1992
Date of Clapton Davis' report on the hiesenberg Blimp Crash, for which he received an A.
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| 27 | January 5, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Expiration Dates |
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January 5, 2011
Expiration Date on Ione's mother Sloan Foster's Grizzly Lake Driver License.
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| 28 | December 11, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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December 11, 2012
Date to Discard After on Riley Jones' prescription bottle.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 29 | Grizzly Lake | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Grizzly Lake
Setting. U.S. town, state not specified: "Grizzly Lake, USA"
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| 30 | Lakeview Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Lanes |
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Lakeview Lane
Address on Sloan Foster's driver's license in Grizzly Lake. Sloan was also Mia Sara's character's name in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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| 31 | Middle St | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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Middle St
Address of Rite Prescriptions pharmacy in Grizzly Lake.
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| 32 | Planet Starclaw | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
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Planet Starclaw
Planet where the bear is abducted.
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| 33 | White Knoll Dr | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Drives |
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White Knoll Dr
Riley Jones' address in Grizzly Lake.
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| OTHER |
| 34 | Beauty Beast | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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Beauty Beast
Serial killer from the Beauty Beast horror movie franchise, the horror movie within the horror movie Slashing Beauty 4, the horror movie within the horror movie Cinderhella III: Blood Ball. Played by Ron Jeremy.
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| 35 | Cinderhella [copycat] | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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Cinderhella [copycat]
Serial killer in the real world inspired by the serial killer in the horror movie franchise Cinderhella.
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| 36 | Cinderhella [serial killer] | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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Cinderhella [serial killer]
Serial killer from the Cinderhella horror movie franchise.
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| 37 | Dr. Murdock | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Murdock
Dr. Murdock: If time travel were to happen, it would probably require a huge electrical force of around 1.21 - 1.22 gigawatts (Back to the Future reference).
 
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| 38 | Grizzlies | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Grizzlies
Grizzly Lake High School mascot.
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| 39 | Independent Spirit Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Independent Spirit Award
Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Basket Weaving Club.
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| 40 | Keanu | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Keanu
Keanu: You defy death and turn into a douche bag like Spock.
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| 41 | Least Absences Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Least Absences Award
Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Obscure Stamp Club.
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| 42 | Most Improved Posture Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Most Improved Posture Award
Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Chess Club.
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| 43 | Most Invertebrates in Tri-State Area Awa... | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Most Invertebrates in Tri-State Area Award
Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Bug Collecting Club.
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| 44 | Most Vapid Film Review of the Century | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Most Vapid Film Review of the Century
Joke Riley makes: And the award for most vapid film review of the century goes to...
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| 45 | Peer Leadership Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Peer Leadership Award
Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Math-Fanatic Support Group.
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| 46 | Prince Humperdinck Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Prince Humperdinck Award
Given by the Grizzly Lake High School Fencing club.
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| 47 | Riley Jones | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Riley Jones
Riley Jones: Clapton Davis, you are more concept than reality.
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| 48 | Sanderson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sanderson
Sanderson: If your mind is being controlled by Wrath of Khan slugs, I just want you to know that I am cool with it.
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| 49 | Slashing Beauty | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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Slashing Beauty
Serial killer from the horror movie Slashing Beauty 4, the horror movie within the horror movie Cinderhella III.
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| 50 | Taylor Fisher | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Taylor Fisher
Taylor Fisher: I'm Taylor Fisher and I'm a bitch. Beauty, intelligence, talent, charisma, Hoobastank. What? They're good.
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| 51 | Taylor Fisher | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Taylor Fisher
Taylor Fisher: Eat cock!
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| 52 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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 | | #830f02 | #c95234 | #ecbc50 |
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| 53 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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 | | #017173 | #777777 | #519fa3 |
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| 54 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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 | | #ad964b | #9b1000 | #f9f5b6 |
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| 55 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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 | | #978970 | #d03509 | #676963 |
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| 56 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners |
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 | | #443a2e | #846f52 | #A49075 |
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| 57 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Starfighter |
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 | | #7d4538 | #ae5f4e | #c28374 |
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| 58 | Young Principal Verge | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Young Principal Verge
Young Principal Verge: Dear God, please give me the strength to ask Sloan to prom. We're meant to be and she sees the future. Oh, and give some food to those Ethiopian kids hanging out with Sally Struthers, because seeing them really bums me out during Star Trek: The Next Generation. Amen.
 
 
 
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