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| 1 | Abandoned Planet   | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Abandoned Planet
Video game that Josh creates for his computer programming class: It's about a group of space marines who receive a mysterious distress call from an abandoned planet, but there's a twist - the planet's not actually abandoned. There are aliens on it.
 
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| 2 | Almond Milk | BBB | Beverage Products | Milk |
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Almond Milk
Generic product in Josh's cabinet.
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| 3 | Apogee Consulting | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Apogee Consulting
Company where Josh works.
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| 4 | Baitfeed | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Baitfeed
Website that Josh visits looking for tips for improving his and his girlfriend Clare's sex life. Inspired by Buzzfeed.
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| 5 | Buonsnotte | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Buonsnotte
Restaurant where Liz meets Santa.
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| 6 | Camp Machanga | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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Camp Machanga
Camp where Josh's sister Liz met Chip: Liz, I remember the first time I saw you at Camp Machanga. I have had a crush on you since you won the long swim.
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| 7 | Carne Caliente Burrito | BBB | Food | Food-misc |
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Carne Caliente Burrito
Microwave burrito that Santa eats.
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| 8 | Cat! | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Cat!
Magazine that fixer Joan Dillon plants in Rosa's apartment.
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| 9 | CCN 6 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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CCN 6
TV news from multiple episodes..
 
 
 
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| 10 | Channel 12 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 12
TV news microphone at Josh's press conference.
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| 11 | Channel 6 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 6
TV news microphone at Mike's press conference.
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| 12 | Chet Jenk's Trio | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Jazz |
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Chet Jenk's Trio
Music that Liz and Santa bond over.
 
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| 13 | Chill Acres Bro Shelter | BBB | Services | Services-misc |
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Chill Acres Bro Shelter
When Josh's bro Mike becomes too much to handle, Josh surrenders him at a shelter.
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| 14 | Christmas Express | BBB | Toys | Toy Vehicles |
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Christmas Express
Toy train that Liz buys Santa, which they use as a sex toy.
 
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| 15 | Chupacabra's Nightmare | BBB | Products | Narcotics-Marijuana |
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Chupacabra's Nightmare
New weed that Mike mentions to Josh that will "get you messed up."
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| 16 | Clover Club | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Clover Club
Nightclub where Liz goes out with her work colleagues.
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| 17 | Cocoa with Rum and a Candy Cane Twist | BBB | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Cocoa with Rum and a Candy Cane Twist
Mixed drink that Santa orders on his date with Liz.
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| 18 | Cowboys and Indians | BBB | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Cowboys and Indians
Mixed drink makes at Josh and Rachel's dinner party by mixing white wine and red wine: I call this one Cowboys and Indians, because it's white and red.
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| 19 | Crazy Wings | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Crazy Wings
Restaurant that Mike mentions to Josh: Great news, bro. Crazy Wings paid off their health fines, which means they can legally serve food again, and guys' night is back.
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| 20 | Dairy Delight | BBB | Food | Ice Cream |
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Dairy Delight
Rocky Road ice cream that Josh buys for Mike, to cheer him up after Rosa breaks up with him.
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| 21 | Danava Soy Milk | BBB | Beverage Products | Milk |
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Danava Soy Milk
Giant milk carton one of the guys waiting in line to ask Rosa out wears on his head.
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| 22 | Den of Bliss | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Den of Bliss
Sex toy shop where Josh and his girlfriend Clare go shopping.
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| 23 | Dr. Evans | BBB | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Evans
Josh and his girlfriend Clare's relationship counselor that explains to Clare why she's not sexually attracted to Josh - she's Not-Josherosexual.
 
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| 24 | ENT! | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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ENT!
TV entertainment news.
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| 25 | Espresso Palace | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Espresso Palace
Coffee shop that Josh visits.
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| 26 | Evanston High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Evanston High School
High school that Josh attended, from multiple episodes.
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| 27 | The Faculty of Medicine | BBB | Education | Medical Schools |
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The Faculty of Medicine
School on Josh's doctor's diploma, which he burns after meeting Josh's new girlfriend Whitney.
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| 28 | Fire Island | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Fire Island
Nightclub that Liz's perfect guy she created mentions.
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| 29 | Fiscal Policy Review | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Fiscal Policy Review
Magazine in the alternate timeline that Josh creates after taking Time Travel pills.
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| 30 | Flanigan's Bar | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Flanigan's Bar
Bar where Josh asks out a hot girl.
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| 31 | Game Informer | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Game Informer
Video game magazine that Josh reads in the park.
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| 32 | Global Enquirer | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Global Enquirer
Newspaper featuring story about Santa's marriage breaking up after his affair with Liz.
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| 33 | Golden Blade | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Golden Blade
Video game that Josh's computer programming classmate Borlon creates, and projects from his skull.
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| 34 | Goldman Trackanon | BBB | Financial Companies | Financial Services |
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Goldman Trackanon
Financial firm where Josh works in the alternate timeline he creates after taking Time Travel pills.
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| 35 | Gourmet Gringos | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Gourmet Gringos
Food truck where Josh introduces Mike to his new girlfriend Kelly.
 
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| 36 | Grafton | BBB | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Grafton
Hotel where Santa stays, where he invites Liz to meet him.
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| 37 | Graphutron | BBB | Technology | Electronics |
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Graphutron
Calculator that Santa gifts Liz.
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| 38 | Hayes Bros. Coffee | BBB | Beverage Products | Coffee |
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Hayes Bros. Coffee
Coffee product in the break room in the office where Josh works.
 
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| 39 | Horoscope | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Horoscope
Magazine that fixer Joan Dillon plants in Rosa's apartment.
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| 40 | HW&R | BBB | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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HW&R
Law firm where Liz works.
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| 41 | Jacked Up Coffee | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Jacked Up Coffee
Coffee truck.
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| 42 | Joan Dillon | BBB | Services | Services-misc |
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Joan Dillon
Fixer that Rosa hires so she doesn't look like a bitch.
 
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| 43 | Kroner Strategy Group | BBB | Services | Public Relations |
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Kroner Strategy Group
Company where Laura Ferber works as a marketing liaison.
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| 44 | The Kyle | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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The Kyle
Sex toy sold at Den of Bliss, the sex toy shop that Josh and his girlfriend Clare visit.
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| 45 | Late Night with Mom | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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Late Night with Mom
Josh introduces his new girlfriend Rachel to his mother on her late night TV talk show, Late Night with Mom, featuring the house band Tom & His Friends from Work.
 
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| 46 | Lotion | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Lotion
Generic lotion Josh plans to use for masturbation, until his hand rebels.
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| 47 | Male Enhancement | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Male Enhancement
Dick pills that Mike buys at the convenience store promising 2 minutes of real sexual madness that boils his balls and makes his liver hurt.
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| 48 | McBain | BBB | Education | Higher Education |
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McBain
Josh, Mike and Rosa attend a McBain Highwaymen hockey game.
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| 49 | Mexcado | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Mexcado
Mexican grocery store that Josh and Mike visit.
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| 50 | Mexican Cooking from Scratch | BBB | Literature | Books-Cooking |
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Mexican Cooking from Scratch
Cookbook that Josh and Mike consult while cooking their Mexican meal.
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| 51 | National Enquisitor | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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National Enquisitor
Newspaper featuring story about Santa's marriage breaking up after his affair with Liz.
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| 52 | No Josh, No Regrets: A History of Not-Jo... | BBB | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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No Josh, No Regrets: A History of Not-Josherosexuality
Book that Josh and his girlfriend Clare's relationship counselor Dr. Evans uses to explain to Clare why she's not sexually attracted to Josh - she's Not-Josherosexual.
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| 53 | Non-Joshero Sluts | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Non-Joshero Sluts
Porn website Josh finds in his girlfriend Clare's browser history, for people that are not sexually attracted to Josh.
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| 54 | NRN News | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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NRN News
TV news microphone at Mike's press conference.
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| 55 | O'Donnell's | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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O'Donnell's
Bar that Liz's colleague mentions.
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| 56 | Playtime | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Playtime
Generic feminine hygiene product in Josh's cabinet.
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| 57 | Puzzle Aficionado | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Puzzle Aficionado
Magazine featuring Josh and Mike.
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| 58 | Quinoa | BBB | Food | Pasta |
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Quinoa
Generic product in Josh's cabinet.
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| 59 | The Ramon | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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The Ramon
Sex toy sold at Den of Bliss, the sex toy shop that Josh and his girlfriend Clare visit.
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| 60 | Sardines | BBB | Food | Fish Products |
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Sardines
Generic fish product that Maude texts a photo of to Josh for their camping trip.
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| 61 | Schmort's Ice | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Schmort's Ice
Crappy beer brand that Josh drinks.
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| 62 | Search | BBB | Media | Search Engines |
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Search
Internet search engine.
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| 63 | SPF 100 | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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SPF 100
Generic sunscreen product that Maude texts a photo of to Josh for their camping trip.
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| 64 | Spin Fit | BBB | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Spin Fit
Josh passes a spin class on his way home.
 
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| 65 | Sweet and Succulent | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Sweet and Succulent
Chet Jenk's Trio album that Santa recommends to Liz.
 
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| 66 | Teddy Blows-evelt | BBB | Toys | Fireworks |
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Teddy Blows-evelt
Firework product that Mike buys, and Josh's clone of Rosa eats: And then, on the drive home, we found a dude selling fireworks on the side of the road. I bought the biggest one. It's called the Teddy Blows-evelt. Gonna set it off at midnight to celebrate this little cutie.
 
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| 67 | Time Travel | BBB | Travel | Time Travel |
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Time Travel
Pills that Josh buys at the convenience store promising 2 minutes of time travel madness, which he uses to change his past and marry his ex-girlfriend Maggie, inadvertently enabling an interdimensional being named Trackanon to take over the planet.
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| 68 | Tom & His Friends from Work | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Tom & His Friends from Work
Josh introduces his new girlfriend Rachel to his mother on her late night TV talk show, Late Night with Mom, featuring the house band Tom & His Friends from Work.
 
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| 69 | Torch | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Torch
Nightclub Mike recommends to Josh to "crush gash".
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| 70 | Trackanon Journal | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Trackanon Journal
Magazine in the alternate timeline that Josh creates after taking Time Travel pills.
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| 71 | Vids Vids Vids | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Vids Vids Vids
Video game magazine in the alternate timeline that Josh creates after taking Time Travel pills.
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| 72 | Wayward Gentleman's Club | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Wayward Gentleman's Club
Taxi ad.
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| 73 | WCNQ | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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WCNQ
TV news from multiple episodes.
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| 74 | Wicca | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Wicca
Magazine that fixer Joan Dillon plants in Rosa's apartment.
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| 75 | The Will | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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The Will
Sex toy sold at Den of Bliss, the sex toy shop that Josh and his girlfriend Clare visit.
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| 76 | WKKU News | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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WKKU News
TV news covering Josh TextWatch 2015.
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| 77 | Zipup.com | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Zipup.com
Start-up that Josh's friend Mike mentions while attending a destination wedding in Hell.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 78 | June 2, 1922 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events |
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June 2, 1922
Josh's grandfather Albert Howard Greenberg born - date on his headstone.
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| 79 | August 4, 1985 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events |
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August 4, 1985
Date on Josh's doctor's Faculty of Medicine diploma, which he burns after meeting Josh's new girlfriend Whitney.
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| 80 | March 5, 1999 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates |
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March 5, 1999
Josh's grandfather Albert Howard Greenberg dies - date on his headstone.
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| 81 | July 4, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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July 4, 2014
Mike: Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July.
Liz: It's November 12th.
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| 82 | November 12, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 12, 2014
Mike gets help from the Center for Important Emergencies to plan his text to Laura to ask her out on a date for Friday.
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| 83 | November 13, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 13, 2014
Josh and Laura go out on a date. It doesn't go well.
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| 84 | February 14, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Death Dates |
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February 14, 2015
Cupid dies from a codeine overdose after checking himself out a rehab program.
 
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| 85 | May 3, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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May 3, 2015
After initially resisting Josh gives in and sleeps with his ex-girlfriend Maggie, then breaks up with his new girlfriend Kayla.
 
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| 86 | July 25, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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July 25, 2015
Josh runs into his ex-girlfriend while attendsinga destination wedding in Hell.
 
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| 87 | November 1, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 1, 2015
Date of appointments on Josh's sister Liz's calendar: MTG w/ Berman and Berman, Staff Meeting, MTG w/ Middleton.
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| 88 | November 2, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 2, 2015
Date of appointments on Josh's sister Liz's calendar: Senior Associate Meeting, MTG w/ Padnick.
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| 89 | November 6, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 6, 2015
Josh has a scientist create a clone of Rosa - several, actually, but only the 10th one survives - temporarily, at least, until she eats Mike's fireworks.
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| 90 | November 15, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Birth Dates |
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November 15, 2015
Josh's sister Liz's 30th birthday.
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| 91 | December 24, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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December 24, 2015
Liz meets Santa Clause at her office Christmas party.
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| 92 | January 3, 2016 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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January 3, 2016
Date of Josh's paycheck from Apogee Consulting.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 93 | Cuthbert Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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Cuthbert Street
Josh's address in Chicago.
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| 94 | Hell | Map | Worlds | Afterlife |
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Hell
Josh runs into his ex-girlfriend while attending a destination wedding in Hell.
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| 95 | Sex | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
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Sex
Planet. Sex aliens from the planet Sex visit Josh in his apartment to have sex with him, which he declines due to currently being in a relationship.
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| OTHER |
| 96 | Adult Cooties | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Adult Cooties
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 97 | Baked Kidney | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Baked Kidney
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 98 | Brainpox | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Brainpox
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 99 | Butt SARS | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Butt SARS
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 100 | Disraeli Discharge | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Disraeli Discharge
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 101 | Dutchman's Complaint | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Dutchman's Complaint
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 102 | The Flails | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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The Flails
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 103 | Highwaymen | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Highwaymen
Josh, Mike and Rosa attend a McBain Highwaymen hockey game.
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| 104 | Homeless man's name that's nice to Josh ... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Homeless man's name that's nice to Josh and become his boyfriend, thanks to Josh's Nice Law.
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Chainsaw |
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Hammer |
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Leaf Blower |
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| 105 | Ice Dancing Couples Invitational | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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Ice Dancing Couples Invitational
Josh agrees to go out dancing with his sister Liz and her boyfriend, not realizing they mean competitive ice dancing.
 
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| 106 | Josh and Mike's daughter, created when t... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Josh and Mike's daughter, created when they accidentally jizzed into the same toilet, and then it got struck by lightning.
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| 107 | Josh's Famous Mongolian Curry | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Josh's Famous Mongolian Curry
Dish that Josh cooks.
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| 108 | Josh's girlfriend Whitney's friend from ... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Josh's girlfriend Whitney's friend from Japan - an octopoid creature from an alternate universe who body consists entirely of penises.
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Tanaka |
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Nakamura |
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Kobayashi |
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| 109 | Josh's lizard's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Josh's lizard's name.
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John Locke |
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Samuel Pepys |
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Isaac Newton |
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| 110 | Krumpus | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Krumpus
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 111 | Mike  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mike
Mike: Oh, man, that thing's gonna come to life and chew my nuts off in my sleep. It's like a Stephen King movie up in here, bro.
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| 112 | Mike & Liz | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mike & Liz
Mike: Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July.
Liz: It's November 12th.
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| 113 | Santa Clause & Liz | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Santa Clause & Liz
Santa Clause: First, I'd caress your sugarplums with my fingertips over your blouse. Just a taste of what's to come. And then I'd peel off your clothes and I'd pour cold, cold milk all over your hot, hot body. Then I would order you to untoggle my suit with your teeth while I tickle your anus with the ball of my cap. I'd tell you to get on top, and you'd ride me like a sleigh, my hot balls pressed against your thigh. They're so full of jelly.
Liz: That's enough. Take me upstairs.
 
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| 114 | Scourge | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Scourge
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 115 | Sickness X | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Sickness X
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 116 | Spleng | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Spleng
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 117 | Thing Guy Had in Thinner | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Thing Guy Had in Thinner
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 118 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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 | | #4A777E | #5B587A | #5E3A47 |
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| 119 | Wellington's Ooze | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Wellington's Ooze
Condition listed on the STD report that Rosa receives when she goes in to get tested.
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| 120 | Wolverines | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wolverines
Evanston High School mascot - Josh's alma mater.
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