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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | ALF Cookie Jar    | ALF 1986 TV Series | BBB | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Products |
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 | ALF
ALF Cookie Jar
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Perfect for earthworms, kittens and other savory snacks, or if you're vegetarian - cookies". |
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| 2 | Anguished Animals III | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Performing Arts | Music Products |
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 | THE SIMPSONS
Anguished Animals III
CD of animal sounds by Tress MacNeille that Lisa hides under Bart's bed in an attempt to turn him into a vegetarian. |
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| 3 | Apocalypse Cow | MAN WITH A PLAN 2016 TV Series | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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 | MAN WITH A PLAN
Apocalypse Cow
Documentary for vegans about what really happens on farms. |
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| 4 | Artificial Ham | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | SLIDERS
Artificial Ham
Food that Thomas Beecham serves Maggie on the slidecage world. According to Thomas, it tastes like artificial chicken. |
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| 5 | Artificial Turkey | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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| SLIDERS
Artificial Turkey
Food that Thomas Beecham serves Maggie on the slidecage world. According to Thomas, it tastes like artificial chicken. |
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| 6 | Bef | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | CHEERS
Bef
A Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic meat-like substance that tastes like beef. |
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| 7 | Better-than-Sex Red Velvet Cake | THE OUT-LAWS 2023 Film | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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 | THE OUT-LAWS
Better-than-Sex Red Velvet Cake
Cake made at the Vegan Divas brakery. |
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| 8 | Bikini Bistro | BIKINI BISTRO 1995 Film | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-French |
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 | BIKINI BISTRO
Bikini Bistro
In order to drum up business for her vegetarian restaurant, Judy calls up her friend Marilyn Chambers for help, and together they transform the restaurant into the Bikini Bistro, complete with scantily clad waitresses. Soon business is booming. |
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| 9 | Brave Maeve Rainbow Veggie Burger | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Burgers |
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 | THE BOYS
Brave Maeve Rainbow Veggie Burger
Veggie burger menu option at Planet Vought, the Vought superhero themed restaurant like Planet Hollywood, where Homelander and Stormfront take Ryan. |
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| 10 | Brave Maeve's Vegetarian Pride Lasagna | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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| THE BOYS
Brave Maeve's Vegetarian Pride Lasagna
Vought vegetarian food product branded with Queen Maeve's likeness. |
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| 11 | Cell Steak | ANTIVIRAL 2012 Film | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | ANTIVIRAL
Cell Steak
Food product served at Astral Bodies meat shop, grown from actual cells from the celebrity. Options available include celebrities: Hannah Geist, Aria Noble, Andrea Cotterie, Timothy Stanton and Ron Deggy. |
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| 12 | De-veganizing Ray | SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD 2010 Film | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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 | SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
De-veganizing Ray
What Vegan Police use to take away Todd's vegan powers. |
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| 13 | Dog Food | LOONEY TUNES 1930 Animated Series | BBB | Pets | Pet Products |
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 | LOONEY TUNES
Dog Food
Vegetarian dog food that Fido's owner feeds him. |
 
 
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| 14 | Dr. Hippie's Fungus Yums | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Dr. Hippie's Fungus Yums
Protein pills Lisa recommends to Bart in the event he decides to go vegetarian. |
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| 15 | Empty Plate | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Vegetarian |
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 | BETTER CALL SAUL
Empty Plate
Fancy new salad place where Julie offers to petty cash a launch order for Kim so she can go through some Sandpiper documents for Award instead of leaving for lunch. |
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| 16 | Fish-tachios | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | FRIENDS
Fish-tachios
New product from the company that makes Mockolate - they taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made of reconstituted fish bits. |
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| 17 | Floofers | THE ORVILLE 2017 TV Series | BBB | Food | Food-misc |
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 | THE ORVILLE
Floofers
Food Captain Mercer mentions to Pria. Mercer: "We still have some, uh, orange flooflers. I don't know what they are, but..." Pria: "I'm vegetarian." |
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| 18 | Fo-Ham | THE TICK 2016 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | THE TICK
Fo-Ham
Processed meat product Overkill eats. |
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| 19 | Fresh Veggies | MAD MAGAZINE 1952 Magazines | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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 | MAD MAGAZINE
Fresh Veggies
Fast food stand. |
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| 20 | Gary's Markets | JUST SHOOT ME 1997 TV Series | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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 | JUST SHOOT ME
Gary's Markets
Alright, I just got off the phone with Gary of Gary's Markets, he has a brick of tofurkey and has agreed to stay open 30 extra minutes. |
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| 21 | Geomash | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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| SLIDERS
Geomash
Food served by a vendor on the resource-strapped world where Quinn's counterpart Logan is female. |
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| 22 | Hyper Vegetarian Restaurant | LIQUID TELEVISION 1991 Animated Series | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Vegetarian |
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 | LIQUID TELEVISION
Hyper Vegetarian Restaurant
Restaurant in Timbuktu. |
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| 23 | Impossible Lobster | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Impossible Lobster
Meat substitute product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. |
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| 24 | International House of Salads | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Vegetarian |
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 | WORKAHOLICS
International House of Salads
Vegetarian restaurant. |
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| 25 | K9 Krunchies | BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1991 Animated Series | BBB | Pets | Pet Products |
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 | BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES
K9 Krunchies
Vegetarian dog snack product that Einstein refuses to eat. Natural meatless snack made from soybean meal, skim milk enzyme cultures and rolled oats. |
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| 26 | Kilm Steak | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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 | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Kilm Steak
Ezri can't decide what to replicate, first picking I'danian spice pudding, canceling that and ordering a rare kilm steak instead, but then canceling that too when she remembers that Tobin was a vegetarian. Then Julian arrives and orders them two finalian toddies, hot. |
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| 27 | Lettuce Eat | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Vegetarian |
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 | PARKS AND RECREATION
Lettuce Eat
Ron nails a letter to the door of a local vegan restaurant on Lowell Drive that says: Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. |
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| 28 | Lubster | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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| CHEERS
Lubster
Similar to "Bed", Lubster is a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic meat-like substance that tastes like lobster. |
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| 29 | Malibu Stacy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Toys | Dolls |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Malibu Stacy
Fashion doll brand, parody of Barbie, from various episodes. |
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| 30 | Meatfu | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | COMMUNITY
Meatfu
Tofu alternative meat product Shirley put in her sandwiches because it was cheaper than tofu. |
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| 31 | Meatsicle | WINGS 1990 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat |
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 | WINGS
Meatsicle
Joke makes about Lowell being the inventor of when Lowell goes vegetarian. |
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| 32 | Mother Nature Burger | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Menu | Burgers |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Mother Nature Burger
After Krusty learns that the Krusty Burger is the unhealthiest fast food item in the world, Krusty Burger comes out with the Mother Nature Burger, made from 100% wheat-fed barley. "Tastes like a healthy future". |
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| 33 | Noreen's Vegetarian Cafe | THE FAR SIDE 1980 Comic Strips | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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 | THE FAR SIDE
Noreen's Vegetarian Cafe
An Al's Meats van is about to crash into Noreen's Vegetarian Cafe. |
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| 34 | Ode to Soy | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | BBB | Dining | Food Trucks |
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 | BOB'S BURGERS
Ode to Soy
Randy the documentary filmmaker's vegan food truck. |
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| 35 | Portion Time: Vegetarian with Apple Sauc... | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Portion Time: Vegetarian with Apple Sauce
Vacuum packed lunch product that Lisa bought at the gas station. "It's the kind John Glenn eats when he's not in space." |
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| 36 | Sand Witches | FROG PERSPECTIVES 2014 Literature | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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 | FROG PERSPECTIVES
Sand Witches
Vegetarian deli in Waterloo. |
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| 37 | Say It Isn't Soy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Say It Isn't Soy
Vegetarian food product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. |
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| 38 | Soy Gurt | ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL 2016 Animated Film | BBB | Food | Dairy Products |
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 | ZOOLANDER: SUPER MODEL
Soy Gurt
One of only three items when fat Derek and Hansek open the refrigerator. |
 
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| 39 | Soy Pop | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Soy Pop
Beverage Lisa attempts to buy at college, but her future husband Hugh Parkfield beats her to it. "Now with gag suppressant" |
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| 40 | Soy What? | MR. MEATY 2006 Animated Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | MR. MEATY
Soy What?
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| 41 | Sue's Salads | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
Sue's Salads
Local business. |
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| 42 | Texas Tofu | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Texas Tofu
Texas shaped Tofu served at Wes Doobner's World Famous Family Style Rib Huts, at least according to the TV commercial. It's actually a trap set by Sideshow Bob. |
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| 43 | Tofu Dog | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Tofu Dog
Product at barbecue that App attends in his short film, The Jolly Bengali. |
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| 44 | Tofu Supreme | DETENTION 2011 Film | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | DETENTION
Tofu Supreme
Tofu product. |
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| 45 | The Tommy Chopper | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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| PARKS AND RECREATION
The Tommy Chopper
Tom's new business venture - they serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. |
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| 46 | Veg Meat | STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN 2019 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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 | STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN
Veg Meat
Item on the menu in the restaurant where Mando and Boba Fett meet Bo-Katan. |
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| 47 | Vegan Academy | SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD 2010 Film | BBB | Education | Magic Schools |
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| SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
Vegan Academy
Where Ramona's ex Todd learned to be a vegan. Apparently meat eaters only use 10% of their brain because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey... "You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone!" |
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| 48 | Vegan Divas | THE OUT-LAWS 2023 Film | BBB | Food | Bakeries |
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| THE OUT-LAWS
Vegan Divas
Bakery, where Owen and Parker taste wedding cakes. |
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| 49 | Vegan Police | SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD 2010 Film | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
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| SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
Vegan Police
The Vegan Police arrest Todd for veganity violation when Scott tricks him into drinking half-and-half. "No vegan diet no vegan powers!" |
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| 50 | Vegan Sausage Biscuit with Jalapeno Chut... | DIMENSION 404 2017 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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 | DIMENSION 404
Vegan Sausage Biscuit with Jalapeno Chutney
Menu item served at the Cinethrax movie theater. |
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| 51 | Vegetarian Surprise | THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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 | THE BEN STILLER SHOW
Vegetarian Surprise
Menu item Casey Kasem mentions when forced to dress up as a waiter. |
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| 52 | Veggie Burger Patties | MYTHIC QUEST 2019 TV Series | BBB | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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 | MYTHIC QUEST: RAVEN'S BANQUET
Veggie Burger Patties
Food testers Rachel and Dana work late finding bugs in the casino, eating generic veggie burger patties. |
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| 53 | Very Vegetable | TWIN PEAKS 1990 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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 | TWIN PEAKS
Very Vegetable
Soup of the Day at the Double R Cafe. |
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| 54 | Vilm Steak | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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| STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Vilm Steak
Julian orders a Vilm steak at Quarks, but then changes his mind after Odo's new metamorph/changeling friend Laas makes a comment about eating animals. |
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| 55 | Waitress (Vegan) | IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV Series | BBB | Video | Adult Films |
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 | IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Waitress (Vegan)
Sex video in Dennis' drawer labeled 'W Through Z', when Mac and the waitress go looking for her sex tape. |
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| 56 | Wholesome Delight | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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 | RICK AND MORTY
Wholesome Delight
Vegan cafe Summer suggests to the devil for lunch. |
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| OTHER |
| 57 | Abed | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COMMUNITY
Abed
Abed: Everybody in our crew had a job. T-bone was the bag man. He'd move the fingers to a storeroom where two of the girls did the packaging. We could trust them not to eat the supply because Britta was a vegetarian and Shirley figured that if she stole, she'd go to hell. They'd hand the stuff out the window to Annie. She was the leg man and the distributor. The crazy thing was... it was their food and we were stealing it and giving it back to them like it was a big favor. Nobody asked any questions because Pierce's experience as a CEO had taught him how to keep the wheels from squeaking. I had it all worked out on a schedule. |
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| 58 | Agnes & Hazel | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Agnes & Hazel
Agnes: And over here, there is - just two miles - a vegan donut shop.
Hazel: Why would anyone do that to a perfectly good donut? |
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| 59 | Alan Snyder | COLONY 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | COLONY
Alan Snyder
Alan Snyder: How do the organic vegans of Seattle feel about their produce being farmed by people in HAZMAT suits? |
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| 60 | Announcer & Celebrities | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Announcer & Celebrities
Announcer: That's right - your pin can make a statement about whatever is most important to you, like -
Celebrity: "Love is love".
Celebrity: "Protect democracy".
Celebrity: "Free Ellen".
Celebrity: "Ceasefire now".
Celebrity: "Pay teachers more".
Celebrity: "We have the meats".
Celebrity: or, for vegans - "We no have no meats". |
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| 61 | Apu's Vegetarian Chili | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Apu's Vegetarian Chili
Apu's chili stand at the Springfield Chili Cook-off. |
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| 62 | Arthur | MOON KNIGHT 2022 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | MOON KNIGHT
Arthur
Arthur: You hungry? The food's free. You're a vegan, right? ...Yeah, so am I. You might wanna try the lentil soup. I made it this morning. It's Victor's recipe. |
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| 63 | Aunt Gayle | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Aunt Gayle
Aunt Gayle: Get it out of their litter box, quick Bob! They're vegetarian! |
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| 64 | Bart Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson: Sorry, Lis, I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death. |
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| 65 | Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson & Homer Simps... | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson & Homer Simpson
Bart Simpson: Have some meat on a sword, Lisa. It'll cheer you up.
Lisa Simpson: You know I'm a vegetarian.
Homer Simpson: But you're on vacation honey. |
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| 66 | Carl Bentley & Judy Shepherd | JUMANJI 1995 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | JUMANJI
Carl Bentley & Judy Shepherd
Judy Shepherd: He's our uncle.
Carl Bentley: Does he always dress like that?
Judy Shepherd: Well, yeah, he's a vegetarian. |
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| 67 | Deena & Allen | REPTILE 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | REPTILE
Deena & Allen
Deena: Judy made this cake, everybody, and it's all vegan.
Allen: No animals were harmed making this cake. |
 
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| 68 | Deirdre | HAPPY DAYS 1974 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HAPPY DAYS
Deirdre
Deirdre: Oh, this is really nice of you. But I think I ought to tell you I only eat vegetables. It's against my principles to eat murdered animals. |
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| 69 | Doris | THE WEDDING RINGER 2015 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
|
 | THE WEDDING RINGER
Doris
Doris: Drysdale, you teach philosophy at Bardonia Community College. You're a vegan. You're also working on your first book called The Way of Wonder. |
 
 
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| 70 | Eastman | THE WALKING DEAD 2010 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE WALKING DEAD
Eastman
Eastman: Grassy notes are a little too Astroturf, but there's potential here. There is always potential. Where there's life, there's potential. I've been a vegetarian for a while now. I was afraid that damn goat was gonna make me a vegan. I don't kill, but I}m not giving up on chocolate any time soon. You might notice I'm not giving up on the Goo Goo Clusters. They're gonna remain on the menu. You should try one. They're good. |
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| 71 | Ed & DeeDee | GOOD BURGER 1997 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | GOOD BURGER
Ed & DeeDee
Ed: And there's DeeDee. She's a veterinarian.
DeeDee: Vegetarian.
Ed: That means she doesn't eat fur.
DeeDee: I don't wear fur. I don't eat meat. |
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| 72 | Elaine & Puddy | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SEINFELD
Elaine & Puddy
Elaine: By making time with some floozy across the aisle?
Puddy: Yeah, that's right. What's going on over there with you and uh, vegetable lasagna? |
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| 73 | Elaine & Vegetable Lasagna | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
Elaine & Vegetable Lasagna
Elaine: Please! I took you back. You know it, I know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it.
Vegetable Lasagna: I don't want to get involved.
Elaine: Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!
Vegetable Lasagna: Oh god. |
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| 74 | Eleanor Shellstrop & Madison | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE GOOD PLACE
Eleanor Shellstrop & Madison
Eleanor Shellstrop: I'm actually trying to eat vegetarian.
Madison: Ew. Why? Is it because you feel bad for all the little animals with their cute little faces because people stuff them in a tiny cages just so we can eat them?
Eleanor Shellstrop: Yeah, that's exactly why. |
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| 75 | Eskie | POKER FACE 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | POKER FACE
Eskie
Eskie: Well, I broke my sacred commitment to veganism for this. |
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| 76 | Fat Mike | NOFX 1983 Music | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | NOFX
Fat Mike
Fat Mike: I don't want tofu, I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew, I don't want to be vegetarian, why eat beans when you can have steak instead? |
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| 77 | Fred, Governor, Glenda Parks & Ira Parks | SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES 1980 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES
Fred, Governor, Glenda Parks & Ira Parks
Fred: What should I do, Ira?
Governor: About what?
Glenda Parks: The chicken. Um, Fred is a vegetarian, and doesn't know if he should eat it.
Governor: So, why ask Ira?
Glenda Parks: Uh, Ira, Ira used to be a vegetarian, and knows the things you should eat.
Ira Parks: Eat the chicken, Fred. |
 
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| 78 | Gene Belcher & Bob Belcher | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Gene Belcher & Bob Belcher
Gene Belcher: It's not a lie if you lie to vegetarians, you taught us that!
Bob Belcher: I did teach you that. |
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| 79 | George & Taffy | POKER FACE 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| POKER FACE
George & Taffy
George: I don't need a vacation, I need out.
Taffy: You need out of what?
George: Out of all of it. The restaurant, the beef rub deal, the self-perpetuating cycle of endless cruelty. I'm going Vegan, Taffy.
Taffy: You're going vegan?
George: I no longer want to participate in the sale of animal products. |
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| 80 | George Taylor & Dodge | PLANET OF THE APES 1968 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PLANET OF THE APES
George Taylor & Dodge
George Taylor: Well, at least they haven't tried to bite us.
Dodge: Blessed are the vegetarians. |
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| 81 | Grace & John Koestler | KNOWING 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | KNOWING
Grace & John Koestler
Grace: How's my nephew?
John Koestler: Decided to become a vegetarian.
Grace: A what?
John Koestler: Why, you got a problem with that?
Grace: You're not feeding him Dad's famous Sunday Night Hot Dogs again, are you? |
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| 82 | Hamish Stewart & Audrey Parker | HAVEN 2010 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HAVEN
Hamish Stewart & Audrey Parker
Hamish Stewart: And that's what I get for going organic.
Audrey Parker: You don't use chemicals?
Hamish Stewart: My life partner is a vegan - the fool. |
 
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| 83 | Harold | THE MADNESS 2024 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE MADNESS
Harold
Harold: Come keep me company. You like ribs? You ain't no vegan, is you? |
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| 84 | Harry | NOBODY 2 2025 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | NOBODY 2
Harry
Harry: You know, Pops, remember that you left us alone in that lodge for two nights straight by ourselves. And all we had to eat was hot dogs and s'mores. That's partly why I'm a vegan. |
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| 85 | Holly & Jerry | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
Holly & Jerry
Holly: I can't believe Elaine's never taken you here.
Jerry: I'm really not much of a meat eater.
Holly: You don't eat meat? What are you, one of those...?
Jerry: No, I'm not one of those. |
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| 86 | James Kirk & Elias Sandoval | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STAR TREK
James Kirk & Elias Sandoval
James Kirk: What about your animals?
Elias Sandoval: We're vegetarians.
James Kirk: That doesn't answer my question, sir. Why did all your animals die?
Elias Sandoval: Captain, you stress very unimportant matters. We will not leave. |
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| 87 | Jenny & Mrs. Roper | THE ROPERS 1979 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE ROPERS
Jenny & Mrs. Roper
Jenny: Oh, come on, Mrs. Roper, like my grandmother used to say, a man doesn't go looking for hamburger when he's got steak at home.
Mrs. Roper: At home, he's a vegetarian. |
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| 88 | Jerry | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SEINFELD
Jerry
Jerry: Women don't respect salad eaters. |
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| 89 | Jesse Grass | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Jesse Grass
Jesse Grass: I'm a level five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. |
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| 90 | John Knox & Miles Knox | KNOX GOES AWAY 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | KNOX GOES AWAY
John Knox & Miles Knox
John Knox: I ordered some food. This place has great ribs.
Miles Knox: I'm a vegan. |
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| 91 | John Knox & Miles Knox | KNOX GOES AWAY 2023 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| KNOX GOES AWAY
John Knox & Miles Knox
John Knox: What happened to vegan?
Miles Knox: Fuck it, I'm starving. |
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| 92 | John Koestler & Caleb Koestler | KNOWING 2009 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| KNOWING
John Koestler & Caleb Koestler
John Koestler: Where you going?
Caleb Koestler: To watch that Discovery program.
John Koestler: But it's Dad's Famous Sunday Night Hot Dogs on the Run time.
Caleb Koestler: I can't consume that. I've decided to become a vegetarian.
John Koestler: Well, when were you planning on telling the guy who buys the groceries around here?
Caleb Koestler: Are you deaf? I just told you now, Dad. |
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| 93 | John Weir, Hailey Winton & Ben Wilson | RABBIT HOLE 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | RABBIT HOLE
John Weir, Hailey Winton & Ben Wilson
John Weir: You really should eat something.
Hailey Winton: No, none of this is vegan.
John: Oh, you're a vegan?
Ben Wilson: Of course you're vegan, I should have known. |
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| 94 | Jonathan | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BORED TO DEATH
Jonathan
Jonathan: In my heart I'm a vegan, but in my mouth, I lack discipline. |
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| 95 | Jonathan | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BORED TO DEATH
Jonathan
Jonathan: You know, we really should all be vegans. I'm kind of a non-practicing vegan. |
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| 96 | Josie & Layla | SKY HIGH 2005 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SKY HIGH
Josie & Layla
Josie: You hungry? I've got plenty of eggs, bacon...
Layla: No thanks. You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don't like being eaten. |
 
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| 97 | Jules Winnfield | PULP FICTION 1994 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PULP FICTION
Jules Winnfield
Jules Winnfield: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. |
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| 98 | Julianne & Dan | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | NIGHT COURT
Julianne & Dan
Julianne: Dr. Bialik was dining in a vegan restaurant when she attacked the chef with a tofurken, which is like a turducken, but for no one.
Dan:Your Honor, the restaurant claims to be vegan, so can you imagine my client's outrage when she discovered the secret menu item, which was a bacon sandwich where the bread is steaks? |
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| 99 | Ken | BLACK FRIDAY 2021 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BLACK FRIDAY
Ken
Ken: Coming to the ring, weighing thirty-five pounds, looking like an absolute vegetarian... Chris Godecki! |
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| 100 | Ken Kessler | RUTHLESS PEOPLE 1986 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | RUTHLESS PEOPLE
Ken Kessler
Ken Kessler: Fire up the stove. Get the tofu burgers from the freezer. We're calling Sam. |
 
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| 101 | Larry & Doug | MOVIE 43 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | MOVIE 43
Larry & Doug
Larry: So, tell me, man, what's on the menu, before you do the big deed?
Doug: I don't know. Does it fucking matter?
Larry: Is she a vegetarian?
Doug: No.
Larry: Boom! Big beef burrito with extra beans on that bad boy. Put some salsa, some guacamole for color. When it come out of you, it's a festival. You know what. I'm saying? You went the extra yard for your lady. You hear me? |
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| 102 | Leela | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | FUTURAMA
Leela
Leela: You're vegetarians, who cares what you do? |
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| 103 | Lexi & Tracy | IT'S A DISASTER 2012 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | IT'S A DISASTER
Lexi & Tracy
Lexi: Honey, I told you, you didn't have to make anything different.
Tracy: Well, I didn't want you to feel left out.
Lexi: If I didn't want to be left out, then I wouldn't be a vegan, right? |
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| 104 | Linda Belcher & Mr. Huggins | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher & Mr. Huggins
Linda Belcher: You're welcome to join us, Mr. Huggins.
Mr. Huggins: Oh. No, thanks. I'm headed to my girlfriend's place. She's a vegetarian, and that's fine.
Linda Belcher: Vegetarians are nice. I love it.
Mr. Huggins: Good luck! And don't burn down the neighborhood! Seriously. Please don't. |
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| 105 | Linda Belcher & Randy | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher & Randy
Linda Belcher: What can I get you, a burger?
Randy: Oh, thank you, Linda. I've already eaten, and I'm a vegetarian. (mumbling under his breath) Meat is murder. |
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| 106 | Lisa | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BORED TO DEATH
Lisa
Lisa: I know a lot of radical vegans. She must be an unhappy person. |
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| 107 | Lisa Simpson & Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Lisa Simpson & Homer Simpson
Lisa Simpson: I don't like McNuggets, I'ma vegetarian.
Homer Simpson: Still? Then you're not gonna like your other present. |
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| 108 | Logan Roy | SUCCESSION 2018 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SUCCESSION
Logan Roy
Logan Roy: Honestly? No. Not with the shareholders. I'm afraid this Kendall stuff won't play. They're a little more... fucking vegetarian. |
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| 109 | Louise, Paddy & Ben | SPEAK NO EVIL 2024 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SPEAK NO EVIL
Louise, Paddy & Ben
Louise: Um, but just to remember, I'm a vegetarian.
Paddy: Wait, yesterday.
Louise: I know. I'm... I should have said something. I just-- I-- You guys had gone to so much trouble...
Paddy: Oh, mate, mate. I feel like such an idiot. I'm so sorry.
Ben: It was okay. Uh...
Louise: Yeah, it was okay.
Paddy: Okay?
Louise: Really, don't worry about it. |
 
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| 110 | Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson & Rainier Wo... | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson & Rainier Wolfcastle
Marge Simpson: I hope you enjoy these German sausages. I've been grinding all day, so I'm not sure what organ meat is in what intestinal casing.
Lisa Simpson: Bratwurst, sauerbraten, donderblitzen... Oh, Mom, isn't there anything vegetarian?
Rainier Wolfcastle: Homer, I see your daughter is one of those whale-kissing Dukakis-hugging moon maidens. |
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| 111 | Melissa | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
Melissa
Melissa: What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaains! |
 
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| 112 | Michonne & Carl | THE WALKING DEAD 2010 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE WALKING DEAD
Michonne & Carl
Michonne: I wish we had some soy milk.
Carl: Seriously?
Michonne: Yes, seriously. Have you ever tried it?
Carl: My best friend in third grade - he was allergic to dairy, and every day he would bring this soy stuff to lunch. I tried it.
Michonne: And?
Carl: I threw up.
Michonne: Oh, yeah, right.
Carl: All right, all right. I almost threw up. But I was like, ugh. It was so gross. I mean, literally, I would rather have powdered milk than to have to drink that stuff again. I would rather have Judith's formula... |
 
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| 113 | M'Baku | BLACK PANTHER 2018 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BLACK PANTHER
M'Baku
M'Baku: One more word, and I will feed you to my children. Just kidding - we are vegetarians. |
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| 114 | Nicholas Andre | DUMB AND DUMBER 1994 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | DUMB AND DUMBER
Nicholas Andre
Nicholas Andre: I'd like a one-way ticket to Amsterdam, departing as soon as possible, please. What time does that leave? Thanks. Wait. Can I have a vegetarian meal? |
 
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| 115 | Nick Laemle | PARENTS 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | PARENTS
Nick Laemle
Nick Laemle: Your son, the vegetarian. |
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| 116 | Nicole Emerson | LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE
Nicole Emerson
Nicole Emerson: I tried to eat that guy, do you realize that? Do you know what it's like for me to want to drink blood? Do you know how disgusting that is? I'm a vegetarian. |
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| 117 | Paddy & Louise | SPEAK NO EVIL 2024 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SPEAK NO EVIL
Paddy & Louise
Paddy: So, you're a vegetarian? For animal welfare, or personal health?
Louise: Yeah. For health benefits and the animal welfare. And the environment.
Paddy: No, no, you don't have to go on. It's the future. |
 
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| 118 | Paddy & Louise | SPEAK NO EVIL 2024 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SPEAK NO EVIL
Paddy & Louise
Paddy: But you do still eat fish, yeah?
Louise: Yes.
Paddy: Great. But, fish is not a meat?
Louise: Of course. But, you know, it's better for the environment.
Paddy: Yeah, but the way that industrial fishing treats the oceans.
Louise: That is why I fundraise for sustainable fishing and for eco-labeling on packaging.
Paddy: That kind of pescatarianism is a privilege.
Louise: Absolutely, but that's not a reason not to do it. |
 
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| 119 | Reg Hunter | THE RED GREEN SHOW 1991 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE RED GREEN SHOW
Reg Hunter
Reg Hunter: Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning, 'I don't hunt so good'. |
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| 120 | Rembrandt Brown | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SLIDERS
Rembrandt Brown
Rembrandt Brown: The next place might be run by a bunch of freaked-out vegetarians. I want a fat, juicy burger, man, and I want it now. |
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| 121 | Richard Antrem | BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BORED TO DEATH
Richard Antrem
Richard Antrem: Thank you so much for coming to the opening of Richard & Sons. As some of you may know, we are trying to elevate New York City's connection with its food. We promote only local fare grown by vegans and conscientious objectors. |
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| 122 | Rick's Vegan Fiber Chili | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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| RICK AND MORTY
Rick's Vegan Fiber Chili
Family recipe that Rick makes for his new friend Tony. |
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| 123 | Ruby Ruin | POKER FACE 2023 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| POKER FACE
Ruby Ruin
Ruby Ruin: Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. Listen to me - we are this close to nailing this thing. Keep it the fuck together. |
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| 124 | Rudy | HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 2002 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION
Rudy
Rudy: Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. Too much protein, not enough zinc, next thing you know, you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub. Look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. The brother was seriously malnourished. |
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| 125 | Samantha James | JUST FRIENDS 2005 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | JUST FRIENDS
Samantha James
Samantha James: Hey everyone, I'm Samantha James and I'm here with Mr. Cluck Cluck and my new best friend Wafoofi and we're part of a kick-ass humanitarian effort to promote vegetarianism in third world countries, which is really, really important. |
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| 126 | Scully & Sheriff Mazeroski | THE X-FILES 1993 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | THE X-FILES
Scully & Sheriff Mazeroski
Scully: What's the significance of the name?
Odin and the rest of 'em are vegetarians. They drove the ranch right into the ground, turned 500 head of beef cattle into pets. He calls it a monument to barbarism. |
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| 127 | Skye, Tina Belcher & Noah | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Skye, Tina Belcher & Noah
Skye: So where did you guys meet?
Tina Belcher: Great question, Skye. And the answer I have at my fingertips is that we met here at the mall. In the food court. At the, um, barbecue place.
Noah: But Brian's vegetarian.
Tina Belcher: I know! Uh, we-we were, um, there to protest. We threw barbecue sauce on their fur coats.
Skye: Why did they have fur coats?
Tina Belcher: Look, they just did, Skye. Sorry, sorry. I just get so mad thinking about all that fur - and barbecue. |
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| 128 | Skyler White & Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BREAKING BAD
Skyler White & Walter White
Skyler White: Happy birthday.
Walter White: Oh. Look at that.
Skyler White: That is veggie bacon. Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol, and you won't even taste the difference. |
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| 129 | Sophie Maes | HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE 2008 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE
Sophie Maes
Sophie Maes: I just think it's terrible the way we're still exploiting animals. That's why, you know, I won't wear fur or leather, I won't wear make-up, I'm vegetarian. |
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| 130 | Speedo Guy | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Speedo Guy
Speedo Guy: But I'm a vegan! Aah! |
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| 131 | Spock | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| STAR TREK
Spock
Spock: In the strict scientific sense, Doctor, we all feed on death. Even vegetarians. |
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| 132 | Tahani Al-Jamil & Michael | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| THE GOOD PLACE
Tahani Al-Jamil & Michael
Tahani Al-Jamil: I shall be Rhonda Mumps, and I work down at the hotdog factory.
Michael: You need to be more specific. There are nine Hot Dog Torture Departments. Making people into, stuffing people with...
Tahani Al-Jamil: Stuffing people sounds fun. Is that shoving them into the throats of vegan?
Michael: Yes... throats. |
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| 133 | Teddy | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BOB'S BURGERS
Teddy
Teddy: It's a what? A veggie burger? Agh! Ugh! Why would you do that? Oh! Why? Oh! Now I can't get the taste out of my mouth. |
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| 134 | Theresa Burnett & Marcus Burnett | BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE 2024 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE
Theresa Burnett & Marcus Burnett
Theresa: We're now vegetarians.
Marcus: Vegetarians? Look at me. Look at all this man, baby. I'm brand-new. I need animal sugars to survive. |
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| 135 | Tracy & Glen | IT'S A DISASTER 2012 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| IT'S A DISASTER
Tracy & Glen
Tracy: Hope you like it.
Glen: Have you made it for brunch before?
Tracy: Not vegan. No, Lexi's gone vegan, so everyone has to suffer. |
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| 136 | Uncle Phil & Chuck | EARLY EDITION 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | EARLY EDITION
Uncle Phil & Chuck
Uncle Phil (to Gary): How come you're not eating?
Chuck (for Gary): Vegetarian. |
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| 137 | Uncle Phil & Gary | EARLY EDITION 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| EARLY EDITION
Uncle Phil & Gary
Uncle Phil: So, what's it going to be?
Gary: I don't know. I figure I can get one of these anywhere. You know, what I really need is a job.
Uncle Phil: Well, so why don't you come and work with me?
Gary: Selling hotdogs?
Uncle Phil: Why not? Flexible hours, room to advance. Ha, I forgot, you're a vegetarian. |
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| 138 | Vegan Snow Lizard | THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE 1980 Literature | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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 | THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
Vegan Snow Lizard
"How do you know," said Zaphod in a voice that would make a Vegan snow lizard feel chilly, "that this is Hotblack Desiato's stuntship?" |
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| 139 | Vegans | JACK IN THE BOX 1951 Advertising | Other | Sports | Football Teams |
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 | JACK IN THE BOX
Vegans
XFL football team that plays against Jack's Carnivores team. |
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| 140 | Vilm | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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| STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Vilm
Julian orders a Vilm steak at Quarks, but then changes his mind after Odo's new metamorph/changeling friend Laas makes a comment about eating animals. |
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| 141 | Walter White Jr, Skyler White & Walter W... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BREAKING BAD
Walter White Jr, Skyler White & Walter White
Walter White Jr: What the hell is this?
Skyler White: Hey.
Walter White: It's veggie bacon. We're watching our cholesterol, I guess.
Walter White Jr: Not me. I want real bacon. Not this fake crap.
Skyler White: Too bad. Eat it.
Walter White Jr: This smells like Band-Aids.
Skyler White: Eat it. |
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