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1Alan Harper TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

TWO AND A HALF MEN
Alan Harper
Alan Harper: I'm a love bear. If I stop making love, I prevent forest fires.


2Alex Monday SCARY MOVIE 2 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SCARY MOVIE 2
Alex Monday
Alex Monday: That's it, Daddy! Take it like you want it! Give it to me! Give it to me! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Come here! Yeah! Kinky's my middle name, bitch!



3Alice Harford & Dr. Bill Harford EYES WIDE SHUT 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

EYES WIDE SHUT
Alice Harford & Dr. Bill Harford
Alice Harford: I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible.
Dr. Bill Harford: What's that?
Alice Harford: Fuck.


4Alissa GET HARD 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

GET HARD
Alissa
Alissa: You are a great man, James King. Do me on the new house!


5Allen THE OTHER GUYS 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE OTHER GUYS
Allen
Allen: I'm about to do you grandpa style.

 

6Amber Waves BOOGIE NIGHTS 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BOOGIE NIGHTS
Amber Waves
Amber Waves: John, you're a wonderful actor. John, you're a wonderful actor.


7Amit ANIMAL CONTROL 2023 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

ANIMAL CONTROL
Amit
Amit: Honey, block out your calendar for the next seven minutes, 'cause there's a storm comin'.



8Amy Blue THE DOOM GENERATION 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DOOM GENERATION
Amy Blue
Amy Blue: Take it out. Stroke it. Squeeze it. Harder! Look at it. Put it in. When I say okay... O... kay.



9Antoinette THE KILLER'S GAME 2024 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE KILLER'S GAME
Antoinette
Antoinette: Now go wash your ass, I'll be there in a minute.



10Aunt Vera THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS
Aunt Vera
Aunt Vera: I'm going to have you for lunch.



11Barbara & Clive FUNNY WOMAN 2023 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUNNY WOMAN
Barbara & Clive
Barbara: Who's in charge here?
Clive: You are.



12Barbara Rose WAR OF THE ROSES 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WAR OF THE ROSES
Barbara Rose
Barbara Rose: Uh-oh... the return of the bald avenger.


13Barbara Rose & Oliver Rose WAR OF THE ROSES 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WAR OF THE ROSES
Barbara Rose & Oliver Rose
Barbara Rose: I want to say hello to the bald avenger.
Oliver Rose: You haven't called him that in years.


14Bilquis AMERICAN GODS 2001 LiteratureOtherQuotesQuotes

AMERICAN GODS
Bilquis
Bilquis: I worship your breasts and your hair and your cunt. I worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry-red lips. I worship your nipples, from which the milk of life flows. Your kiss is honey and your touch scorches like fire, and I worship it. Bring me your lust in the morning, and bring me relief and your blessing in the evening. Let me walk in dark places unharmed and let me come to you once more and sleep beside you and make love with you again.


15Brady HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS
Brady
Brady: Oh, I think I'm in Heaven.



16Brandi OBSERVE AND REPORT 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

OBSERVE AND REPORT
Brandi
Brandi: Shit on me! Yeah! Yeah!


17Brandi & Ronnie OBSERVE AND REPORT 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

OBSERVE AND REPORT
Brandi & Ronnie
Brandi: Why are you stoppin', motherfucker?
Ronnie: Oh, I'm sorry.



18Brenda Meeks SCARY MOVIE 2 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SCARY MOVIE 2
Brenda Meeks
Brenda Meeks: I'm gonna make this mine! I'm gonna piss on your face! And then I'm gonna fart in your mouth! Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray! Too dirty?



19Bride, Champ Kind & Groom ANCHORMAN 2004 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
Bride, Champ Kind & Groom
Bride: Whammy! Oh, whammy! Oh! Oh! Oh yeah!
Champ: Oh yeah! Say your whammies! Say your whammies!
Bride: Whammy!
Groom: Honey? Are you in there? Theyre ready to cut the cake.

 


20Broots & Miss Parker THE PRETENDER 1996 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE PRETENDER
Broots & Miss Parker
Broots: I thought things were gonna be different between us.
Miss Parker: There is no us. At least, not that they know of. Could you imagine what they would do if they knew?
Broots: Right. Right. We don't... We don't wanna give them any ammunition, now do we?
Miss Parker: Speaking of which... my clip is empty.
Broots: Oh, yeah. I get it, baby.



21Byron UPLOAD 2020 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

UPLOAD
Byron
Byron: I'm gonna jump on you like a live grenade.


22Caden SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK
Caden
Caden: God, you're beautiful I have to fuck you. I have to.



23Caesar BOUND 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BOUND
Caesar
Caesar: You look good enough to eat.



24Cheryl Anderson LOST ANGELS 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LOST ANGELS
Cheryl Anderson
Cheryl Anderson: Oh, gosh. Oh, don't say anything. Oh, just like that, just like that.


25Corky & Violet BOUND 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BOUND
Corky & Violet
Corky: What are you doing?
Violet: Isn't it obvious? I'm trying to seduce you.



26Cutler & April EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

EASTBOUND & DOWN
Cutler & April
Cutler: How's this feel?
April: It feels good.



27Cutler & April EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

EASTBOUND & DOWN
Cutler & April
Cutler: Did you come yet?
April: I was going to, but...
Cutler: I thought you did before, you know, and then...



28Cutler & April EASTBOUND & DOWN 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

EASTBOUND & DOWN
Cutler & April
Cutler: Should I keep going?
April: Do you want to keep going?
Cutler: Oh yeah, yeah, you know I always want to.
April: I'm okay if you want to take a break.
Cutler: Well, I'm so hard, but I just didn't know if we should come back to this.
April: That works.
Cutler: Well, let's take a break.
April: So I'm just gonna give it a couple more pumps and then, so three, two, one.



29Dan Fielding NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT COURT
Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: Hold onto your Dixie cups - the south will rise again!


30Dan Fielding NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT COURT
Dan Fielding
Dan Fielding: We're gonna make one hell of a chalk outline.


31Dana & Johnny THE DEAD ZONE 2002 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DEAD ZONE
Dana & Johnny
Dana: You mean I'm the first since... you haven't...
Johnny: I do have a very active fantasy life, but in terms of flesh and blood, you're the first in a long time. Dana: I'm tempted to say it's like getting on a bicycle, but that wouldn't put me in a very flattering light.



32Dasha Ovechkina FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURE MAN
Dasha Ovechkina
Dasha Ovechkina: Now it is I who will plow your soil.


33David Aames VANILLA SKY 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

VANILLA SKY
David Aames
David Aames: What the fuck is happening?



34David Duncan & Jessica King THE GIFT 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE GIFT
David Duncan & Jessica King
David Duncan: Somebody might come in here.
Jessica King: I guess you better fuck me fast.


35Derek Dematopolis & Aunt Gayle BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOB'S BURGERS
Derek Dematopolis & Aunt Gayle
Derek Dematopolis: Ow, ow, ow, you're pulling my neck hair.
Aunt Gayle: It's mine now.



36Desi Collings & Amy Dunne GONE GIRL 2014 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

GONE GIRL
Desi Collings & Amy Dunne
Desi Collings: Go slowly.
Amy Dunne: But I want it.



37Dewey Cox WALK HARD 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY
Dewey Cox
Dewey Cox: Goddamn it, this is a dark fucking period!



38Diane BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOJACK HORSEMAN
Diane
Diane: Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter! Frack me!


39Diane BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOJACK HORSEMAN
Diane
Diane: Fill my chamber with your powerful bullets!


40Diane McAllister ELECTION 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ELECTION
Diane McAllister
Diane McAllister: You gonna do it? Come on. Fill me up! Come on! Fill me up! Yeah! Good job!


41Donnie FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FRIDAY THE 13TH
Donnie
Donnie (to mannequin): It's been a long time, Gina. You remember the special night we had? You remember when you took my virginity? You're sexy. You}re still tight as ever. I'm gonna fucking pound you so hard.



42Dr. Judith Malloy NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT COURT
Dr. Judith Malloy
Dr. Judith Malloy: Oh Dan, make me scream like a banshee!


43Emily Jessup & Eddie Jessup ALTERED STATES 1980 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ALTERED STATES
Emily Jessup & Eddie Jessup
Emily Jessup: What are you thinking about?
Eddie Jessup: God. Jesus, crucifixions.

 

44Emily Sanderson A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY
Emily Sanderson
Emily Sanderson: Sofa beds, end tables, oh yes! Chairs, yes! Ottomans! We're gonna be bigger than IKEA, Home Depot, oh my god, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, IKEA!


45Faith & Viktor S1M0NE 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

S1M0NE
Faith & Viktor
Faith: This is so exciting! Do what you do to Simone.
Viktor: What? What did you say?
Faith: I said, "Do whatever you do to Simone."
Viktor: What I do to Simone?
Faith: Call me Simone!
Viktor: Simone?
Faith: Yes! Say it again, please! I want to know what it's like to be her just for one night! Please, call me Simone!
Viktor: You're with me so you can be close to her?
Faith: Is that a problem?



46Fletch & Angela De Grassi CONFESS, FLETCH 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

CONFESS, FLETCH
Fletch & Angela De Grassi
Fletch: Your famine creates traffic jams.
Angela de Grassi: Please, no more Italian.



47Freddie FEELING MINNESOTA 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FEELING MINNESOTA
Freddie
Freddie: Move to your left. To the right. Bullseye!


48Freddie FEELING MINNESOTA 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FEELING MINNESOTA
Freddie
Freddie: You gotta shave, baby. You're ruining my skin.


49Freddie FEELING MINNESOTA 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FEELING MINNESOTA
Freddie
Freddie: Did you come for me? Did you?


50Gag Me Girl & Peter FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Gag Me Girl & Peter
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter: Hi.
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter: Hi.
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter: Okay, do you mind not saying that over and over again?
Gag Me Girl: You can gag me.
Peter: You brought a gag?
Gag Me Girl: And handcuffs. Do you wanna gag me?
Peter: Kind of, now.



51Gary LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR
Gary
Gary: Shut up bitch. I'm ready now.


52Gary & Meredith EARLY EDITION 1996 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

EARLY EDITION
Gary & Meredith
Gary: You just dropped my book.
Meredith: So?
Gary: So pick it up.
Meredith: Don't tell me what to do. It's your book. You pick it up.(Meredith kisses Gary)
Gary: What are you doing?
Meredith: What do you mean, what am I doing? I kissed you.
Gary: I know you kissed me. Why'd you stop?
Meredith: I didn't stop. You stopped.
Gary: I didn't stop. Kiss me again.
Meredith: Don't tell me what to do. (Gary kisses Meredith) Don't ever tell me what to do.
Gary: Okay.

 
 

53George & Priscilla BORED TO DEATH 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BORED TO DEATH
George & Priscilla
George: What's my name? I want to hear you say it.
Priscilla: Nosferatu
George: No, you forgot to say great. The great Nosferatu.
Priscilla: Sorry.
George: All right, do it again.



54Ginger FOOTLOOSE 1984 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FOOTLOOSE
Ginger
Ginger (according to Ren in his bullshit story he tells Willard): Don't stop! Don't stop! Make Ginger pop!


55Groupie & Dewey Cox WALK HARD 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY
Groupie & Dewey Cox
Groupie: Dewey, are you enjoying yourself?
Dewey Cox: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here.

 

56Harlan Williams GOLDEN YEARS 1991 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

GOLDEN YEARS
Harlan Williams
Harlan Williams: Let's dance, Gina.


57Henry Fondle BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOJACK HORSEMAN
Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): It is imminent! Prepare to exchange fluids.



58Henry Fondle BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOJACK HORSEMAN
Henry Fondle
Henry Fondle (Todd's sex robot): Let's put on a Lionel Richie album and finger each other's holes.



59Homer Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson: Hey good lookin', wanna snuggle with Tyrannosaurus Sex?


60Hunt THE FINAL DESTINATION 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FINAL DESTINATION 4
Hunt
Hunt: I finished like four minutes ago... Ever play Donkey Punch?



61Jack THREE'S A CROWD 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THREE'S A CROWD
Jack
Jack: It's time, kemosabe.



62Jenny & John Leslie Stevenson TIME AFTER TIME 1979 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TIME AFTER TIME
Jenny & John Leslie Stevenson
Jenny: What's your name, dearie?
John Leslie Stevenson: John.
Jenny: John. Oh, John. Oh, John. John. John.
John Leslie Stevenson: But my friends all call me Jack.



63Jesus Christ FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURE MAN
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ: Uh-oh... He is risen.


64John Malkovich BEING JOHN MALKOVICH 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
John Malkovich
John Malkovich: Did you call me Lotte?


65Jordan White & Amy Blue THE DOOM GENERATION 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DOOM GENERATION
Jordan White & Amy Blue
Jordan White: You ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is?
Amy Blue: You gotta be kidding.
Jordan White: No, really. Do you ever think about it?
Amy Blue: Christ, Jordan, I was just about to come. Can we talk about this later?
Jordan White: I guess.


66Josef K & Hilda THE TRIAL 1962 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE TRIAL
Josef K & Hilda
Josef K: I was thinking...
Hilda: Don't think.



67Kathy & Bob WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WILLY'S WONDERLAND
Kathy & Bob
Kathy: Is it weird that I'm getting really turned on right now?
Bob: Oh, you a freak-freak.


68Kitty NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT COURT
Kitty
Kitty: I'd rather sit on your lap and suck out your fillings.


69Kitty NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT COURT
Kitty
Kitty: Oh, was I being a bad kitty? I should be disciplined.


70Krista Coughlin THE TOWN 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE TOWN
Krista Coughlin
Krista Coughlin: Is that what you want? Is that what you want?


71Krista Coughlin THE TOWN 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE TOWN
Krista Coughlin
Krista Coughlin: Say you love it!


72Kristy Briggs SHE'S HAVING A BABY 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SHE'S HAVING A BABY
Kristy Briggs
Kristy Briggs: Here's to successful fertilization, sweetie.


73Lauren Van Chance & Dustin Mulray THE BUBBLE 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BUBBLE
Lauren Van Chance & Dustin Mulray
Lauren Van Chance: Take me to the peak!
Dustin Mulray: We are on a mountain!
Lauren Van Chance: Mount Everest!


74Lawrence FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FRIDAY THE 13TH
Lawrence
Lawrence: Lady, I'm about to ruin your perfect day.



75Lee Woods & Helga Svelgen 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY
Lee Woods & Helga Svelgen
Lee Woods: Wait. Just stand there a minute. I just wanna look at you. God definitely broke the mold after you, baby.
Helga Svelgen: Tell that to my modeling agency.
Lee Woods: Tell them yourself. You're not too tall. It's the world that's too short. God, you are beautiful.

 
 

76Lester & Amanda CLAY PIGEONS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

CLAY PIGEONS
Lester & Amanda
Lester: Why don't you turn over? There she goes. Here comes daddy right now.
Amanda: I don't think this is legal in this county, cowboy.
Lester: Oh, that's a bad girl. Oh, my. How's that, girl?
Amanda: Oh, yeah. Oh.
Lester: Feel good, huh?
Amanda: Harder.
Lester: You like that?
Amanda: Oh, God.
Lester: You like it harder?
Amanda: Oh, yeah.
Lester: Do you like it rough?
Amanda: Oh, God, yeah. Give it to me, cowboy.
Lester: My name ain't cowboy.

 
 


77Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Belcher & Bob Belcher
Linda Belcher: All right, sex time! Linda Belcher: Yeah.
Bob Belcher: Let's go!



78Lucy Lawless THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Lawless: Xena needs xex!


79MacGruber & Casey MACGRUBER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MACGRUBER
MacGruber & Casey
MacGruber: I'm going to shoot. I'm going to fucking shoot.
Casey: I'm gonna shoot too.
MacGruber: Let's shoot together.
Casey: Okay.


80MacGruber & Vicki MACGRUBER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MACGRUBER
MacGruber & Vicki
MacGruber: My God, I'm gonna frigging explode inside you! I'm going to spill it! I'm going to fill you up!
Vicki: I'm going to fill you up!
MacGruber: What?
Vicki: I'm going to full you up!
MacGruber: Okay, just let me do the talking.



81Maggie Rice CITY OF ANGELS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

CITY OF ANGELS
Maggie Rice
Maggie Rice: Do you feel that? And that? How does it feel? Tell me what it feels like. Does it feel warm? We fit together. We were made to fit together.


82Manjula & Apu THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Manjula & Apu
Manjula: Oh Apu, take me now!
Apu: Oh, Calcutta!


83Marge Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Marge Simpson
Marge Simpson: Come and get me, you syrupy stack of man-cakes.


84Marnie Burke THE LAWNMOWER MAN 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE LAWNMOWER MAN
Marnie Burke
Marnie Burke: I'm stuck! I'm stuck in this stuff. I don't like it.


85Married Patient ANALYZE THIS 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ANALYZE THIS
Married Patient
Married Patient: You're my big boy. You're my bucking bronco. I'm gonna ride you hard and put you back in the barn wet.


86Mary ABOUT TIME 2013 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ABOUT TIME
Mary
Mary: I'm gonna go into the bedroom and put on my new pajamas. And then in a minute you can come in and take them off.



87Michael Berkow VERY BAD THINGS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

VERY BAD THINGS
Michael Berkow
Michael Berkow: This isn't work, is it?



88Michelle AMERICAN PIE 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

AMERICAN PIE
Michelle
Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, Bitch!


89Mike Kershaw RUSSIAN DOLL 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

RUSSIAN DOLL
Mike Kershaw
Mike Kershaw: Why don't you come over and sit on my face right now?


90Mindy LAZER TEAM 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAZER TEAM
Mindy
Mindy: Give it to me! Give it to me now!



91Mindy St. Claire THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE GOOD PLACE
Mindy St. Claire
Mindy St. Claire: God! This feels so weird. Do some coke off my butt!


92Mistress Pearl PAYBACK 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

PAYBACK
Mistress Pearl
Mistress Pearl: On your knees, bitch. I want satisfaction.



93Misty GRAND THEFT AUTO III 2001 Video GamesOtherQuotesQuotes

GRAND THEFT AUTO III
Misty
Misty: I'm bored, when are you gonna drill me?


94Moe Szyslak THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak (whispering to postal worker delivering his mail): Oh that's it, baby. All for Moe. Oh yeah, work the slot. Show me the package.


95Mr. Wiggles THE PRETENDER 1996 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE PRETENDER
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wiggles: I wants to get funked up!



96Mr. Wiggles THE PRETENDER 1996 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE PRETENDER
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wiggles: Make my funk the P funk!



97Mrs. MacNulty NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT COURT
Mrs. MacNulty
Mrs. MacNulty: Ravage me now, you prancing pony!


98Nadine Cross THE STAND 1994 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE STAND
Nadine Cross
Nadine Cross: Pull tab A, Harold and shut up.


99Navin Johnson THE JERK 1979 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE JERK
Navin Johnson
Navin Johnson: Hey, this is like a ride!


100Nora Antony UPLOAD 2020 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

UPLOAD
Nora Antony
Nora Antony: No talking today.


101Olivia Dunham & Peter Bishop FRINGE 2008 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FRINGE
Olivia Dunham & Peter Bishop
Olivia Dunham (text): Can you come over? We need to talk.
Olivia Dunham (in person): I lied to you.
Peter Bishop: About what?
Olivia Dunham: I don't want to talk.


102Paul Viti ANALYZE THIS 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ANALYZE THIS
Paul Viti
Paul Viti: Now I am thinkin' about my wife.


103Paul Viti ANALYZE THIS 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ANALYZE THIS
Paul Viti
Paul Viti: Would you stop talkin'? I'm tryin' to do this here.


104Peacemaker PEACEMAKER 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PEACEMAKER
Peacemaker
Peacemaker: Freedom!



105Penelope TRADING PLACES 1983 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TRADING PLACES
Penelope
Penelope: I want you, Louis, now.



106Popclaw THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Popclaw
Popclaw: You're a filthy pig who likes to eat ass!



107Principal Skinner THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Principal Skinner
Principal Skinner: Come on, Edna, don't be tardy!


108Quiet TWISTED METAL 2023 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

TWISTED METAL
Quiet
Quiet: Do you think something's about to happen? Because it definitely is.



109Quiet TWISTED METAL 2023 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

TWISTED METAL
Quiet
Quiet: I've never fucked in a ballpit? twice.



110Ramada Thompson HOT SHOTS! 1991 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HOT SHOTS!
Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.


111Randal CLERKS 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

CLERKS
Randal
Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom.


112Randy JASON GOES TO HELL 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
Randy
Randy: You think you're ready for Tony the Wonder Llama?



113Ray SCARY MOVIE 2 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SCARY MOVIE 2
Ray
Ray: This is a fun game, huh? Uncle Ray's got a game. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, You want to play with Uncle Ray? Peekaboo! Here's a little balloon animal!



114Reuben & Brooke IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE 2024 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE
Reuben & Brooke
Reuben: I wanna marry you.
Brooke: I've always wanted you. I wanna marry you. Reuben! Reuben!

 
 

115Reverend Purdy THE DEAD ZONE 2002 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DEAD ZONE
Reverend Purdy
Reverend Purdy: Make room for daddy!

 

116Romy White ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
Romy White
Romy White: You are Columbus and I am America. Discover me, Ramon!

 

117Ron Burgundy & Veronica Corningstone ANCHORMAN 2004 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
Ron Burgundy & Veronica Corningstone
Ron Burgundy: The most glorious rainbow ever!
Veronica Corningstone: Do me on it!



118Root & Shaw PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PERSON OF INTEREST
Root & Shaw
Root: I guess you're in the mindset now.
Shaw: Shut up.


119Sam Lombardo WILD THINGS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WILD THINGS
Sam Lombardo
Sam Lombardo: I want you two to kiss. Come on, now. Never let the sun go down on an argument.



120Sam Lombardo & Kelly Van Ryan WILD THINGS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WILD THINGS
Sam Lombardo & Kelly Van Ryan
Sam: We gotta stop. I'm gonna come.
Kelly: That never seemed to stop you at the Glades.
Sam: That's not your line.
Kelly: Say you love me.
Sam: I love you. Now, give me the line.
Kelly: No little girl can ever make me come.
Sam: Oh yeah.

 
 
 

121Samantha O'Dwyer & Arthur O'Dwyer BONE TOMAHAWK 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BONE TOMAHAWK
Samantha O'Dwyer & Arthur O'Dwyer
Samantha O'Dwyer: How's your tibia?
Arthur O'Dwyer: I'm not thinkin' about tibias right now.



122Sarah THE DEAD ZONE 2002 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DEAD ZONE
Sarah
Sarah: Johnny, let's make a hockey team.



123Sarah THE DEAD ZONE 2002 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DEAD ZONE
Sarah
Sarah: I wonder what your mom would say if she could see us now?



124Sarah & Aldous FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Sarah & Aldous
Sarah: Aldous. Wake up... Aldous. Wake up. Make love to me.
Aldous: All right. You go on top, though, 'cause I'm knackered.



125Seven of Nine & Harry Kim STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: VOYAGER
Seven of Nine & Harry Kim
Seven of Nine: I've learned from observing Lieutenants Torres and Paris that humans sometimes require a pretext for being intimate with one another.
Harry Kim: Intimate?
Seven of Nine: Resistance is futile.


126Sharon & Chris GET A LIFE 1990 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

GET A LIFE
Sharon & Chris
Sharon: Suddenly I don't find you all that unattractive. I mean, with out faces this close together and everything, you could be almost anyone.
Chris: Well, well go on, go on and say it then, you want me, you crave my body, you crave it like a pearl diver craves fluffernutter.
Sharon: I do, I do, I know it's probably the hypothermic delirium, but God help me, I actually want you. Well, then, let's go out with a bang and not a whimper, or if we do it right, both!



127Shaw & Root PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PERSON OF INTEREST
Shaw & Root
Shaw: It's hard to imagine both of us making it out of this in one piece.
Root: Be a hell of a way to go.


128Sixpack LEVIATHAN 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LEVIATHAN
Sixpack
Sixpack (to his Penthouse centerfold): Come on, baby, sit on my face.



129Skip & Dawn LAST CALL AT MURRAY'S 2016 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAST CALL AT MURRAY'S
Skip & Dawn
Skip: Whoa. You fuckin' rock.
Dawn: Stop talking.


130Skip & Dawn LAST CALL AT MURRAY'S 2016 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAST CALL AT MURRAY'S
Skip & Dawn
Skip: Balls fucking deep!
Dawn: Stop talking, please!


131Stanley Roper THE ROPERS 1979 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE ROPERS
Stanley Roper
Stanley Roper: Well, from now, you don't have to invent any Latin lovers. Not while I'm around. I'm gonna be your Latin lover... It's siesta time!



132Star BARB AND STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BARB AND STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR
Star
Star: Gosh, I need you inside me. Let's go make love against those hard wooden stairs.


133Stewart Swinton & Laura Alden WOLF 1994 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WOLF
Stewart Swinton & Laura Alden
Stewart Swinton: If you find me so attractive, how about me fucking you to death right now darling, how would that be?
Laura Alden: I don't know I'll have to try it.


134Stifler's Mom & Finch AMERICAN PIE 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

AMERICAN PIE
Stifler's Mom & Finch
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy Finch.
Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom, whoa!



135Stifler's Mom & Finch AMERICAN PIE 2 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

AMERICAN PIE 2
Stifler's Mom & Finch
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
Finch: Oh, Jeannine. Jeannine.
Stifler's Mom: Call me Stifler's Mom.
Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom!



136Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Stormfront
Stormfront: What's this world coming to?


137Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Stormfront
Stormfront: See? I told you I don't break easy.


138Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Stormfront
Stormfront: Don't be a pussy - laser my fucking tits.


139Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Stormfront
Stormfront: Oh God, it fuckin' hurts... Don't stop!


140Summer Smith RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

RICK AND MORTY
Summer Smith
Summer Smith (dream version): Let's make an inter generational sandwich.



141Sylvia & Keith Frazier INSIDE MAN 2006 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

INSIDE MAN
Sylvia & Keith Frazier
Sylvia: Did you bring Big Willie?
Keith Frazier: And the twins.



142Tabitha BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE 2024 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE
Tabitha
Tabitha: What I need? I need you to eat this pussy.



143Ted TED 2 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TED 2
Ted
Ted: Let me know when you're ready to go and I'll stick a bottle on Newman's Own in you. All profits go to charity.



144Teresa SAUSAGE PARTY 2016 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SAUSAGE PARTY
Teresa
Teresa: Once you go. taco, you never go back-o!



145Terri YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS
Terri
Terri: Is there any chance you could shut the fuck up?


146Theresa LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR
Theresa
Theresa: Don't love me, just make love.


147Theresa LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR 1977 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR
Theresa
Theresa: Don't stop, don't stop, all I want, everything, everything.


148Trent & Bree FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FRIDAY THE 13TH
Trent & Bree
Trent: Oh, wow. Your tits are stupendous.
Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special, huh?
Trent: That's what I do.



149Trent & Bree FRIDAY THE 13TH 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FRIDAY THE 13TH
Trent & Bree
Trent: Your tits are fucking just
Bree: I know.
Trent: So juicy, dude. You got perfect nipple placement, baby.



150Ursula SUPER TROOPERS 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SUPER TROOPERS
Ursula
Ursula (disguising her voice): Ursula: Freeze, motherfucker! Drop your coat and grab your toes! I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes. Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

 

151Veronica Corningstone & Ron Burgundy ANCHORMAN 2004 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
Veronica Corningstone & Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasuretown!
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there!



152Veronica Quaife THE FLY 1986 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE FLY
Veronica Quaife
Veronica Quaife: Oh God, wait. Oh God. How can you keep going? You can't have any fluid left in your body. We've been doing this for hours.


153Watermelon SAUSAGE PARTY: FOODTOPIA 2024 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

SAUSAGE PARTY: FOODTOPIA
Watermelon
Watermelon: Oh, God, baby, tell me I'm organic.



154Wayne Collins & Jessica King THE GIFT 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE GIFT
Wayne Collins & Jessica King
Wayne Collins: Take off your clothes.
Jessica King: Aren't you taking yours off too?


155Witch CONAN THE BARBARIAN 1982 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

CONAN THE BARBARIAN
Witch
Witch: Zamora! The crossroads of the world. You will find what you want in Zamora.


156Xavier Red THE DOOM GENERATION 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DOOM GENERATION
Xavier Red
Xavier Red: I'm gonna vacuum your tongue right out of your face.


157Xavier Red & Amy Blue THE DOOM GENERATION 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DOOM GENERATION
Xavier Red & Amy Blue
Xavier Red: What's Jordan's like?
Amy Blue: What?
Xavier Red: Y'know, his engorged member. His tumescent love missile. His throbbing purple meat scepter.
Amy Blue: Why d'you wanna know?
Xavier Red: I don't know. I'm curious.



158Xenia Onatopp GOLDENEYE 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

GOLDENEYE
Xenia Onatopp
Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun.


159Zach LAZER TEAM 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAZER TEAM
Zach
Zach: You like it rough, huh? Too rough! Too rough!

 


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