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1Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: You're not so tough when someone hits you from behind with a golf club, are you?


2Aisha & Clay THE LOSERS 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE LOSERS
Aisha & Clay
Aisha: I don't want to hurt you.
Clay: You're not going to.
Aisha: Oh, yes, I am.

 

3Ajax THE WARRIORS 1979 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WARRIORS
Ajax
Ajax: I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.


4Alice Johnson THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER
Alice Johnson
Alice Johnson: Evil will see itself, and it shall die!


5Andy Warhol THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Andy Warhol
Andy Warhol: Soup's on, Fatboy!


6The Architect MTV 1981 OtherOtherQuotesQuotes

MTV
The Architect
The Architect: Watch the sass, Captain Sassy Pants.



7The Architect MTV 1981 OtherOtherQuotesQuotes

MTV
The Architect
The Architect: You do not want to see me get out of this chair! Ergo, open your yapper one more time and I'm gonna architect a world of pain all over your candy ass! Ergo! Vis a vis! Concordantly!



8Ash ARMY OF DARKNESS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ARMY OF DARKNESS
Ash
Ash: Come get some.



9Ash Light MYTHIC QUEST 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

MYTHIC QUEST: RAVEN'S BANQUET
Ash Light
Ash Light: Lights out, baby.


10Audrey DAY SHIFT 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DAY SHIFT
Audrey
Audrey: Your last bullet cabron.



11Aunt Debra REAL STEEL 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

REAL STEEL
Aunt Debra
Aunt Debra: Knock that little bitch! Bust him open!


12Averill HEAVEN'S GATE 1980 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HEAVEN'S GATE
Averill
Averill: Get up, Nate, I'm gonna whoop your ass.



13Beavis BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
Beavis
Beavis: Say one more bad thing about Metallica, and I'll kick your ass!


14Benjamin Sisko STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Benjamin Sisko
Benjamin Sisko: If you want a fight, I will give you one.


15Bernard Lowe WESTWORLD 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WESTWORLD
Bernard Lowe
Bernard Lowe: Don't reach for it - you'll never pull it out in time.


16Betelgeuse BEETLEJUICE 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BEETLEJUICE
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse: Go ahead. Make my millennium.


17Bethany JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL 2019 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL
Bethany
Bethany: I will torch you bitches. I will literally burn your face.


18Biff Tannen BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II
Biff Tannen
Biff Tannen: Batter up!



19Big John Elliott DAY SHIFT 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DAY SHIFT
Big John Elliott
Big John Elliott: All right, motherfuckers, come on!



20Blue Falcon SCOOB! 2020 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SCOOB!
Blue Falcon
Blue Falcon: Come at me, little man.



21The Blue Raja MYSTERY MEN 1999 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MYSTERY MEN
The Blue Raja
The Blue Raja: Let's do lunch, boys, Blue Raja style!



22Bob Barker FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURAMA
Bob Barker
Bob Barker: I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive, as long as no one wears the skin.



23Brad Welsey's Henchman & Wade Garrett ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROADHOUSE
Brad Welsey's Henchman & Wade Garrett
Brad Welsey's henchman: You wanna fight, dickless?
Wade Garrett: I sure ain't gonna show you my dick.


24Brad Wesley ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROADHOUSE
Brad Wesley
Brad Wesley: I see you found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing missing... is your ass.



25Brand THE GOONIES 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE GOONIES
Brand
Brand: I'm going to hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are going to be out of style!



26Brennan Huff STEP BROTHERS 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

STEP BROTHERS
Brennan Huff
Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!


27Bud DAY SHIFT 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DAY SHIFT
Bud
Bud: Burn in Hell.



28Bud White L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Bud White
Bud White: Why don't you dance with a man for a change?



29Bud White L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Bud White
Bud White: What do I get if I give you your balls back, you wop cocksucker?


30Bull Shannon NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT COURT
Bull Shannon
Bull Shannon: Move, or I will invent the human pretzel.


31Butcher THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Butcher
Butcher: Evening, cunts.


32Butt-head BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
Butt-head
Butt-head: I'm gonna give you two hits. My hand hitting your face, and uh, my hand hitting your face, again.


33Butt-head BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD 1993 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
Butt-head
Butt-head: Shut up Beavis, before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.


34Buzz Hickey COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

COMMUNITY
Buzz Hickey
Buzz Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you twice.


35Cammy Chameleon WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WILLY'S WONDERLAND
Cammy Chameleon
Cammy Chameleon: Wanna play, bitch?


36Cammy Chameleon WILLY'S WONDERLAND 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WILLY'S WONDERLAND
Cammy Chameleon
Cammy Chameleon: Playtime's over now, girlfriend.


37Captain Carter MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
Captain Carter
Captain Carter: Oh, I could do this all day.



38Captain Caveman SCOOB! 2020 Animated FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SCOOB!
Captain Caveman
Captain Caveman: I know I'm small - it's a pituitary thing... Are you not entertained?

 

39Captain Holt BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Oh, I see you have a knife. But what you need is an umbrella. 'Cause there's a storm gonna rain down on you, punk.


40Captain Holt BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
Captain Holt
Captain Holt: You took the wrong fluffy boy!


41Captain Marvel WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WHAT IF...?
Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel: Hey, Whitesnake - we need to chat.


42Captain Marvel MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel: Get the hell out of my universe!



43Cara Dune STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN
Cara Dune
Cara Dune: Come to mama.


44The Champion STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: VOYAGER
The Champion
The Champion: You're no bigger than a Tarcadian field mouse.


45Charles Weyland AVP: ALIEN VS. PREDATOR 2004 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

AVP: ALIEN VS. PREDATOR
Charles Weyland
Charles Weyland: Don't turn your back on me!


46Charlie Decker RAGE 1977 LiteratureOtherQuotesQuotes

RAGE
Charlie Decker
Charlie Decker: Mr. Man, you can go straight to hell.


47Chip Hazard SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SMALL SOLDIERS
Chip Hazard
Chip Hazard: Expect no mercy Gorgonite ally.



48Chip Hazard SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SMALL SOLDIERS
Chip Hazard
Chip Hazard: You got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.



49Chris Farber V: THE FINAL BATTLE 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

V: THE FINAL BATTLE
Chris Farber
Chris Farber: In about five seconds, you're gonna be cloud-dancing.



50Claire Redfield RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY
Claire Redfield
Claire Redfield: Get the fuck away from my brother.


51Clarence Beeks TRADING PLACES 1983 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TRADING PLACES
Clarence Beeks
Clarence Beeks: I will rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!


52Clayton Poole FOR ALL MANKIND 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FOR ALL MANKIND
Clayton Poole
Clayton Poole: That's a fascinating insight. You make another one like that, and I'll kick your teeth down the back of your throat.


53Cliff Ellison AMERICAN FICTION 2023 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

AMERICAN FICTION
Cliff Ellison
Cliff Ellison: You want me to beat your ass? Get the fuck out of here! I will eat your sweater vest for dinner. Bitch. Go!



54Colonel Nathan R. Jessup A FEW GOOD MEN 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A FEW GOOD MEN
Colonel Nathan R. Jessup
Colonel Nathan R. Jessup: I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!


55Constantine MUPPETS MOST WANTED 2014 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MUPPETS MOST WANTED
Constantine
Constantine: Let's dance.



56Cooke & John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

COMMANDO
Cooke & John Matrix
Cooke: You scared, motherfucker? Well, you should be. This green beret's going to kick your big ass.
John Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfasts, and right now I'm very hungry.

 

57Cooke & John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

COMMANDO
Cooke & John Matrix
Cooke: Fuck you, asshole.
John Matrix: Fuck you, asshole.

 

58Count Dooku TALES OF THE JEDI 2022 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR WARS: TALES OF THE JEDI
Count Dooku
Count Dooku: I'm afraid it is too late.


59Count Dooku & Yaddle TALES OF THE JEDI 2022 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR WARS: TALES OF THE JEDI
Count Dooku & Yaddle
Count Dooku: Running back to your council?
Yaddle: It is you who has run, Dooku, into the arms of evil.


60Creepy Guy THE WRONG GUY 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WRONG GUY
Creepy Guy
Creepy Guy: I could kill you right now with just two teabags and some waxpaper!


61Cunth & MacGruber MACGRUBER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MACGRUBER
Cunth & MacGruber
Cunth: Oh, I want my mommy! What, is MacGruber gonna' rip my throat out?
MacGruber: No, l want your throat to stay right where it is so l can hear you scream bloody murder when l cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth - tonight!



62Dale TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL
Dale
Dale: You want a killer hillbilly, I'll show you a killer hillbilly.


63Dalton ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROADHOUSE
Dalton
Dalton: Go fuck yourself.



64Dani Rojas TED LASSO 2020 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

TED LASSO
Dani Rojas
Dani Rojas: I am not your bro. We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch.


65Darth Vader STAR WARS: OBI-WAN KENOBI 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR WARS: OBI-WAN KENOBI
Darth Vader
Darth Vader: You should have killed me when you had the chance.


66David THE LOST BOYS 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE LOST BOYS
David
David: You're dead meat!


67David Aames VANILLA SKY 2001 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

VANILLA SKY
David Aames
David Aames: Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch?


68Deadpool DEADPOOL 2016 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DEADPOOL
Deadpool
Deadpool: Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.



69The Deep THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
The Deep
The Deep: Light out you fuckin' muff taco.



70Delbert McClintock ARACHNOPHOBIA 1990 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ARACHNOPHOBIA
Delbert McClintock
Delbert McClintock: Rock and roll.



71Dennis Riday & Fred HOT TO TROT 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HOT TO TROT
Dennis Riday & Fred
Dennis Riday: Hey, lard ass, get that piece of shit outta my way!
Fred: What did you say?
Dennis Riday: You heard me. Get that piece of shit out of my way.
Fred: That's not very polite. That's not even being a good sport. When you say something like that, I just want to rip your god damned arm off and feed it to that stupid horse! Now, get outta my way!



72Derek THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE GOOD PLACE
Derek
Derek: I will destroy you.


73Detective Jimmy Shaker RANSOM 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

RANSOM
Detective Jimmy Shaker
Detective Jimmy Shaker: You think you're suffering right now? Huh? You got no idea what suffering is.


74Dexter Morgan DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

DEXTER
Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: You have made me your sworn enemy, you evil woman.


75Dick Stensland L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Dick Stensland
Dick Stensland: This is for ours, Pancho.



76Diego THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Diego
Diego: Oh yeah, mojo. It's just you and me. Show me what you got.


77Doctor Octopus THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 1963 Comic BooksOtherQuotesQuotes

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN
Doctor Octopus
Doctor Octopus: You dare speak flippantly to me! You fool! When I'm finished with you, you'll sing a different tune!



78Doctor Strange MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strange: This time it's going to take more than killing me to kill me.


79Dominic Toretto FURIOUS 7 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FURIOUS 7
Dominic Toretto
Dominic Toretto: I'm ready to meet my maker. Are you?


80Donald Crease SNEAKERS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SNEAKERS
Donald Crease
Donald Crease: Motherfuckers! Mess with me and I split your head!


81Doug Kinney MULTIPLICITY 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MULTIPLICITY
Doug Kinney
Doug Kinney: What am I gonna do about it? I'll hit you so hard I'll kill him.



82Doyle's Henchman & John Smith LAST MAN STANDING 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAST MAN STANDING
Doyle's Henchman & John Smith
Doyle's henchman: I guess maybe you'll have to kill me.
John Smith: It'll hurt if I do.


83Dr. Joseph Cole & Scott McKenzie TIMESTALKERS 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TIMESTALKERS
Dr. Joseph Cole & Scott McKenzie
Dr. Joseph Cole: Draw, Professor.
Scott McKenzie: After you, Sir.
Dr. Joseph Cole: Congratulations, Professor Mckenzie. You succeeded just in time.


84Dr. Rick Marshall LAND OF THE LOST 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAND OF THE LOST
Dr. Rick Marshall
Dr. Rick Marshall: All right, my murderous friend, take us home.

 

85Dr. Zoidberg FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURAMA
Dr. Zoidberg
Dr. Zoidberg: Get ready, Fry, I'm going to rip your swim bladder out and show it to you.



86Dracula THE MONSTER SQUAD 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE MONSTER SQUAD
Dracula
Dracula: Give me the amulet, you bitch!


87Eddie Brock SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SPIDER-MAN 3
Eddie Brock
Eddie Brock: Never wound what you can't kill.


88Edgar Frog LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE
Edgar Frog
Edgar Frog: Who ordered the stake?



89Emma THE WOMAN IN THE HOUSE 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WOMAN IN THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE GIRL IN THE WINDOW
Emma
Emma: Those were baby teeth you stupid asshole.


90Felix MANNEQUIN 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MANNEQUIN
Felix
Felix: Switcher - this is for my mama!



91Felix MANNEQUIN 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MANNEQUIN
Felix
Felix: I'm gonna knock you into the middle of next week!



92Firefist DEADPOOL 2 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DEADPOOL 2
Firefist
Firefist: What do you say we go fuck some shit up?



93Fish THE ROCKER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE ROCKER
Fish
Fish: I will drag you down to hell with me! I will eat your souls!



94The Flash THE FLASH 1990 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE FLASH
The Flash
The Flash (brainwashed by the Trickster): It's not guns that kill people. It's these little hard thangs!

 

95Fox Mulder THE X-FILES 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE X-FILES
Fox Mulder
Fox Mulder: I'm dying, you idiot. If I could get up, I'd kick your ass.


96Frank JUDGMENT NIGHT 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

JUDGMENT NIGHT
Frank
Frank: Hey, you fuckin' scumbag! I'm out here! I said I'm out here, you piece of shit!


97Frank Darbo SUPER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SUPER
Frank Darbo
Frank Darbo: Shut up, crime!


98Fred Flintstone VIVA ROCK VEGAS 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE FLINTSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone: You're here to observe? Well get ready to observe your teeth leaving your head.


99Freddie Harris HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION
Freddie Harris
Freddie Harris: So you wanna be on Dangertainment? Let's see what you got.



100Freddie Harris HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION
Freddie Harris
Freddie Harris: Trick or treat, motherfucker!



101Freddy Krueger DREAM WARRIORS 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS
Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: You're mine now, little piggy!


102Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER
Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: How sweet. Fresh meat.



103Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER
Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: No pain, no gain.



104Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER
Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: You've got their power. I've got their souls. Come on!


105Freddy Krueger THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER
Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger: You think you've got what it takes? I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch!


106Frenchie THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Frenchie
Frenchie: She says the truth is, she's going to stick her boot up your Nazi kitty.

 

107Fry FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURAMA
Fry
Fry: All right, brain, get ready for some electroshock treatment!



108Gale Weathers SCREAM 6 2023 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SCREAM 6
Gale Weathers
Gale Weathers: How's that for nostalgia, fucker?


109Gandhi UHF 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

UHF
Gandhi
Gandhi: Don't move, slimeball.


110General Izzi COMING 2 AMERICA 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

COMING 2 AMERICA
General Izzi
General Izzi: Fighting is not for pretty girls and princesses.


111Genero FUNNY MONEY 2006 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FUNNY MONEY
Genero
Genero: I'll shoot the insides out of a cannoli.



112George Bush THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
George Bush
George Bush: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.


113Giant Santa JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

JINGLE ALL THE WAY
Giant Santa
Giant Santa: I'm gonna deck your halls, bub.



114Grace Kennedy-Sampson JUPITER'S LEGACY 2021 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

JUPITER'S LEGACY
Grace Kennedy-Sampson
Grace Kennedy-Sampson: Oh, what are you eyeballing', chipmunk?


115Green Goblin SPIDER-MAN 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SPIDER-MAN
Green Goblin
Green Goblin: Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship and you spat in my face!


116Green Goblin SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME
Green Goblin
Green Goblin: Can the Spider-Man come out to play?


117Green Goblin SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME
Green Goblin
Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.


118Grey Trace & STEM UPGRADE 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

UPGRADE
Grey Trace & STEM
Grey Trace: Did you see that? Hmm? See, you thought I was an invalid, but you didn't know that I'm a fucking ninja.
STEM: While I am state-of-the-art, Grey, I am not a ninja.



119Gunner Jensen THE EXPENDABLES 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE EXPENDABLES
Gunner Jensen
Gunner Jensen: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, Happy Feet!



120Gwendolyn James BAD MOMS 2016 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BAD MOMS
Gwendolyn James
Gwendolyn James: You have crossed the line, little girl. I am going to destroy you. Winter is coming.



121Gwendy SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SMALL SOLDIERS
Gwendy
Gwendy: If you can't accessorize, pulverize!



122Hampton SEVERANCE 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

SEVERANCE
Hampton
Hampton: Come and tame these tempers, assholes.


123Hank & Little Girl ME, MYSELF & IRENE 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ME, MYSELF & IRENE
Hank & Little Girl
Hank: Still wanna skip rope on the street?
Little Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
Hank: Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, butt face.

 
 

124Harry RESIDENT ALIEN 2021 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

RESIDENT ALIEN
Harry
Harry: I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and puppet you like you belong on public television.


125Harry Osborn SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SPIDER-MAN 3
Harry Osborn
Harry Osborn: I protected you in high school now I'm gonna kick your little ass!


126Hawkman & Black Adam BLACK ADAM 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BLACK ADAM
Hawkman & Black Adam
Hawkman: We're the Justice Society. Our mission is to protect global stability. We're here to restore peace to Kahndaq. And we will use force if necessary.
Black Adam: Force is always necessary.

 
 


127Hawkman & Black Adam BLACK ADAM 2022 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BLACK ADAM
Hawkman & Black Adam
Hawkman: We're here to negotiate the terms of your peaceful surrender.
Black Adam: I'm not peaceful. Nor do I surrender.

 


128Hector Garcia THE RETIREMENT PLAN 2023 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE RETIREMENT PLAN
Hector Garcia
Hector Garcia: When I call, you answer, you fucking prick. Who do you think you're fucking with? I will cut your balls off and fee them to my fucking dogs!



129Hellboy HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY
Hellboy
Hellboy: Why don't you just start with me, your royal assness?


130Herbert Viola & MacGillicudy MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

MOONLIGHTING
Herbert Viola & MacGillicudy
Herbert Viola: Agnes, tomorrow, would you call the computer company? I'm having trouble formatting the documents on my floppy disk.
MacGillicudy: Do it yourself, wiener. Ain't you got fingers?
Herbert Viola: Yeah, and they'd make a real, tasty fist sandwich.



131Hoffs & Hanson 21 JUMP STREET 1987 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

21 JUMP STREET
Hoffs & Hanson
Hoffs: Where's Fuller?
Hanson: Bad clams. He left me in charge.
Hoffs: Yes, but I'm the senior officer next to the captain.
Hanson: You're a girl.
Hoffs: Hanson, if you don't tell me what's going on here, you too will be a girl.



132Holly LAND OF THE LOST 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAND OF THE LOST
Holly
Holly: Come on, you big green bastards. I am sick and tired of you slow-moving little wankers!

 

133Homer Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson: Like we say in my country, hasta la vista, baby!


134Homer Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson: Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs!


135Howard Langston & Mall Santa JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

JINGLE ALL THE WAY
Howard Langston & Mall Santa
Howard Langston: You know what you guys are? Nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits.
Mall Santa: What did you call us?
Howard Langston: You heard me right. Con men, thieves, degenerates, low lifes, thugs, criminals!
Mall Santa: In the North Pole, them are fighting words, partner. Put 'em up.



136Hutch Mansell NOBODY 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

NOBODY
Hutch Mansell
Hutch Mansell: I'm gonna fuck you up.



137Hutch Mansell NOBODY 2 2025 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

NOBODY 2
Hutch Mansell
Hutch Mansell (each syllable between punches): Tell your boss I'm on fuck-ing va-ca-tion!



138Hyde THAT '70S SHOW 1998 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THAT '70S SHOW
Hyde
Hyde: Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins.


139Irina Kapp & Reese PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PERSON OF INTEREST
Irina Kapp & Reese
Irina Kapp: Shoot the dog.
Reese: I wouldn't do that, fellas.


140Ivan Klimatovich HELLBOY 2004 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HELLBOY
Ivan Klimatovich
Ivan Klimatovich: If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!


141Jack THE DARJEELING LIMITED 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE DARJEELING LIMITED
Jack
Jack: I love you too but I'm going to mace you in the face! Stop!



142Jack Burton BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA 1986 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
Jack Burton
Jack Burton: Hey, you - come on over here and fight like a man!



143James Barris & Ernie Luckman A SCANNER DARKLY 2006 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A SCANNER DARKLY
James Barris & Ernie Luckman
James Barris: You are just heckle tweak, but you are bug-bite squared.
Ernie Luckman: What kind of bug?
James Barris: About-to-get-fucked-up-bitch beetle!



144James Bond TOMORROW NEVER DIES 1997 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TOMORROW NEVER DIES
James Bond
James Bond: Filthy habit.


145Jason Bourne THE BOURNE IDENTITY 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOURNE IDENTITY
Jason Bourne
Jason Bourne: You move, you die.


146Jayme THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Jayme
Jayme: Suck it, squid boy.


147Jennifer Goines 12 MONKEYS 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

12 MONKEYS
Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Good morning, Titan. This is J.H. Bond coming at you from WKRP in 2043. I'm rocking the time stream from AM to PM, B.C. to A.D. Now, this one goes out to Tired in Titan, the sleepy, dulcet tones of Olivia Kirschner. Long time listener, first-time Witness, with a face for radio and a voice for NPR. Surprise, bitch!


148Jensen THE LOSERS 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE LOSERS
Jensen
Jensen: Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beatin' with my mind.



149Jimmy ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROADHOUSE
Jimmy
Jimmy: Damn, boy. I thought you were good.



150Jimmy ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROADHOUSE
Jimmy
Jimmy: I used to fuck guys like you in prison.



151John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

COMMANDO
John Matrix
John Matrix: I'll be back, Bennett.



152John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

COMMANDO
John Matrix
John Matrix: You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.



153John Matrix COMMANDO 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

COMMANDO
John Matrix
John Matrix: Come on, Bennett. Let's party.



154John Smith LAST MAN STANDING 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAST MAN STANDING
John Smith
John Smith: This might be a good time to give up.


155Johnny Storm FANTASTIC FOUR 2005 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FANTASTIC FOUR
Johnny Storm
Johnny Storm: You think that's funny, Pebbles?


156Judy Shepherd JUMANJI 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

JUMANJI
Judy Shepherd
Judy Shepherd: Price check!

 

157Julius JASON TAKES MANHATTAN 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN
Julius
Julius: Take your best shot, motherfucker.



158Killer SCARY MOVIE 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SCARY MOVIE
Killer
Killer: Surprise, Cindy!



159Killer Joe Cooper KILLER JOE 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

KILLER JOE
Killer Joe Cooper
Killer Joe Cooper: If you insult me again, I will cut your face off and wear it over my own. Do you understand?


160Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Want some? Get Some!


161Kirk Lazarus TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TROPIC THUNDER
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: Here's my motherfuckin' farm! I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!



162Kor STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Kor
Kor: I take the sword to my grave before I give it to you.


163Ladypool DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
Ladypool
Ladypool: Uzi time, baby.



164Lendina & Rebecca NOBODY 2 2025 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

NOBODY 2
Lendina & Rebecca
Lendina: Who are you?
Rebecca: I'm his better half.

 

165Liberty Valance THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE 1962 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE
Liberty Valance
Liberty Valance: A lawyer, huh? I'll teach you law - western law.


166Lila THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Lila
Lila: Touch that horn again, and I'll drag you out of this Land Rover and disconnect your brain stem. Do you understand me?



167Linda BETTER OFF TED 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BETTER OFF TED
Linda
Linda: I will tear off your head and tinkle in your skull! I'm just kidding.



168Lisa WEIRD SCIENCE 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

WEIRD SCIENCE
Lisa
Lisa: I can be a real serious bitch - if I don't get what I want.


169Lisa THRASH 2026 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THRASH
Lisa
Lisa: Mommy's here. Mommy's just gotta fight some fucking sharks!

 

170Londo Mollari BABYLON 5 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BABYLON 5
Londo Mollari
Londo Mollari: Blood calls out for blood.


171Lonnie DUE DATE 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DUE DATE
Lonnie
Lonnie: I call that little move the wheelbarrow.


172Lou Fimple SECRET ADMIRER 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SECRET ADMIRER
Lou Fimple
Lou Fimple: One more thing, little boy. Get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off.


173Lou Mitchell PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PERSON OF INTEREST
Lou Mitchell
Lou Mitchell: Hey dumb ass - I cheated.


174Louise Belcher BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOB'S BURGERS
Louise Belcher
Louise Belcher: Oh, you're getting a banana in your tailpipe, and I am not talking about the van.



175Louise Belcher BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOB'S BURGERS
Louise Belcher
Louise Belcher: Hey, quick question: you ever see John Wick? Well, I'm John Wick, and Gene is my puppy, and you're those guys who did something to the puppy. I'm not sure what, because I only saw the trailer. But I know enough about it to know that you're gonna pay.



176Lucas Sinclair STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STRANGER THINGS
Lucas Sinclair
Lucas Sinclair: I wanted to be like you. I wanted to be normal. Turns out normal's just a raging psychopath.


177Luke Hobbs FURIOUS 7 2015 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FURIOUS 7
Luke Hobbs
Luke Hobbs: You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.


178Luke Hobbs THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS 2017 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS
Luke Hobbs
Luke Hobbs: I will beat your ass like a Cherokee drum.


179Luke Hobbs THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS 2017 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS
Luke Hobbs
Luke Hobbs: That's how you wanna play this? Let's play.


180Lydia THUNDER FORCE 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THUNDER FORCE
Lydia
Lydia: Let's dance, dummy.


181MacGruber MACGRUBER 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

MACGRUBER
MacGruber
MacGruber: Hey Cunth - suck your own dick.


182Maggie Beckett SLIDERS 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

SLIDERS
Maggie Beckett
Maggie Beckett: Never the face, bitch.


183Magneto X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST 2014 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
Magneto
Magneto: You built these weapons to destroy us. Why? Because you are afraid of our gifts. Because we are different. Humanity has always feared that which is different. Well, I'm here to tell you, to tell the world, you're right to fear us. We are the future. We are the ones who will inherit this earth, and anyone who stands in our way will suffer the same fate as these men you see before you. Today was meant to be a display of your power. Instead I give you a glimpse of the devastation my race can unleash upon yours. Let this be a warning to the world. And to my mutant brothers and sisters out there, I say this: no more hiding, no more suffering. You have lived in the shadows in shame and fear for too long. Come out, join me. Fight together in the brotherhood of our kind. A new tomorrow, that starts today.


184Man in Black WESTWORLD 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WESTWORLD
Man in Black
Man in Black: I think you'll find I'm not the man I used to be.


185Man in Black & Maeve Millay WESTWORLD 2015 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WESTWORLD
Man in Black & Maeve Millay
Man in Black: Hey Maeve, I've been looking forward to this.
Maeve Millay: You're ot yet tired of getting your ass kicked my me?


186Mandy SMALLVILLE 2001 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

SMALLVILLE
Mandy
Mandy: You want a quote? Back off bitch.


187Marcus Banks SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW
Marcus Banks
Marcus Banks: You wanna play games motherfucker? Alright. I'll play.


188Marge Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Marge Simpson
Marge Simpson: You've just been Marge-inalized.


189Marni Olsen YOU AGAIN 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

YOU AGAIN
Marni Olsen
Marni Olsen: Oh, kitty likes to scratch.


190Max SUSHI GIRL 2012 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SUSHI GIRL
Max
Max: You think you're so smart. You think you're smart enough to dodge a bullet?



191Mercer THE WALKING DEAD 2010 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WALKING DEAD
Mercer
Mercer: Time to fuck shit up.



192Michael Emerson THE LOST BOYS 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE LOST BOYS
Michael Emerson
Michael Emerson: Just you. Come on. Just you. Come on. Just you.


193Michael Garibaldi BABYLON 5 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BABYLON 5
Michael Garibaldi
Michael Garibaldi: Right. Let's do it.


194Michael Garibaldi BABYLON 5 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BABYLON 5
Michael Garibaldi
Michael Garibaldi: You hurt that lady and I'll see it takes you ten days to die.


195Michelle Kwan THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Michelle Kwan
Michelle Kwan: Beware the wrath of Kwan!


196Mike HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS
Mike
Mike: Okay, asshole. You wanna play? Trick or treat?



197Miss Parker THE PRETENDER 1996 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE PRETENDER
Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Twitch - and I'll be washing gray matter off the walls.


198Moe Szyslak THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak: Power off, Einstein!


199Mother's Milk THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Mother's Milk
Mother's Milk: You can move him. Good luck with me.


200Mr. Blonde RESERVOIR DOGS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. Blonde
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!



201Mr. Blonde RESERVOIR DOGS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. Blonde
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?


202Mr. Goldenfold RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

RICK AND MORTY
Mr. Goldenfold
Mr. Goldenfold: The name's not buddy. It's Goldenfold. Nice to wheat you!



203Mr. Rogers THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Rogers: It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!


204Mr. Squirt HAPPY DAYS 1974 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

HAPPY DAYS
Mr. Squirt
Mr. Squirt: Tell you what - you let us keep the bike, and we'll let you keep every bone in your body.


205Mr. Vernon THE BREAKFAST CLUB 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Mr. Vernon
Mr. Vernon: Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.



206Mr. White RESERVOIR DOGS 1992 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. White
Mr. White: If I have to tell you again to back off, me and you are going to go round and round.



207Negan & Carver THE WALKING DEAD 2010 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WALKING DEAD
Negan & Carver
Negan: Hey! Over here, shitdick.
Carver: This should be fun.
Negan: (knocks Carver down with clanging bell) Well, ding-ding.


208Nick TUFF TURF 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TUFF TURF
Nick
Nick: Hey, be bop. You listen to me. Nobody takes anything that I own. Nobody. I'll kill her first, man. You get that? Be at the warehouse in 20 minutes. You got that?


209Octavius NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2006 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM
Octavius
Octavius: Unleash hell!


210Paul PAUL 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

PAUL
Paul
Paul: Yo, fuck nuts - it's probin' time.



211Peter Gaulke STRANGE WILDERNESS 2008 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

STRANGE WILDERNESS
Peter Gaulke
Peter Gaulke: Hey, why are you all up in my waist, man? You feeling froggy? Huh? Why don't you take a leap?


212Peter Yogorov & Carter PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PERSON OF INTEREST
Peter Yogorov & Carter
Peter Yogorov: First five guys through that door get an early retirement.
Carter: That come with a pension?


213Piper Lee & Jonah King DRIVE ANGRY 2011 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DRIVE ANGRY
Piper Lee & Jonah King
Jonah King: I am going to kill you, and then I'm going to defile your corpse.
Piper Lee: Between now and then, I'm gonna fuck you up.

 

214Quark STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Quark
Quark: Well, I guess that's enough talking. Now back to the fighting.


215Queen Maeve THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Queen Maeve
Queen Maeve: Hey Kraut!

 

216Queen Maeve THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Queen Maeve
Queen Maeve: He's even more of a Twink than in the photo. I could split that shit like dry firewood.



217Racquel BLADE 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BLADE
Racquel
Racquel: Hey! I'm gonna rip your fucking head off!



218Redneck #1 & Redneck #2 THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Redneck #1 & Redneck #2
Redneck #1: Hey, you - let's fight!
Redneck #2: Them's fightin' words!



219Reese PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PERSON OF INTEREST
Reese
Reese: Come near us again and you will be sorry.


220Rembrandt Brown SLIDERS 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

SLIDERS
Rembrandt Brown
Rembrandt Brown: You laugh at that!


221Richard Gere THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Richard Gere
Richard Gere: It's a good thing Buddhism, teaches freedom from desire, because I've got the desire to kick your ass.


222Richard Nixon FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURAMA
Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon: Bring it on, soup can!



223Rick Grimes THE WALKING DEAD 2010 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE WALKING DEAD
Rick Grimes
Rick Grimes: You want to make today your last day on Earth?


224Rick Hunter HUNTER 1984 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

HUNTER
Rick Hunter
Rick Hunter: Well, punk... you gonna go for it?


225Rick Sanchez RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

RICK AND MORTY
Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: What up, you decoy motherfuckers. Come on down to Rick's House of Squids, where I'm serving your ass on a platter.


226Robin Hood ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS
Robin Hood
Robin Hood: Prepare for the fight scene.



227Roger SECRET ADMIRER 1985 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SECRET ADMIRER
Roger
Roger: One more crack out of you Wisenheimer, and I'm gonna butter your necktie!



228Roland Kincaid THE DREAM MASTER 1988 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER
Roland Kincaid
Roland Kincaid: Take that, motherfucker!



229Royal Abbot & Karl Cleaver OUTER RANGE 2022 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

OUTER RANGE
Royal Abbot & Karl Cleaver
Royal Abbot: Put down the Fritos, pal. Now you listen to me, you slack-jawed tub of guts, I know the Tillersons are paying you off, but hear me when I say my west pasture is my west pasture, and if you don't call off that hearing, I might just have to show you a nice big hole in the earth that you do not want to be acquainted with. 'Cause guess what you're not gonna find in that hole, Karl.
Karl Cleaver: Fritos?
Royal Abbot: There are no Fritos in that hole, Karl. So munch up while you can, big boy, 'cause I got plans for you.


230Sam Flynn TRON: LEGACY 2010 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TRON: LEGACY
Sam Flynn
Sam Flynn: You want to play? I'll play.



231Scary Terry RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

RICK AND MORTY
Scary Terry
Scary Terry: Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!


232Schmidt & Scott 21 JUMP STREET 2012 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

21 JUMP STREET
Schmidt & Scott
Schmidt: Matter of fact, it's getting hot in here, huh?
Scott: No, it's getting real.
Schmidt: It's getting very real.
Scott: Yeah.
Schmidt: It's like seven strangers living in one house. True story.
Scott: You want real world?
Schmidt: Yeah, let's do it, man.

 
 

233Semmi COMING 2 AMERICA 2021 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

COMING 2 AMERICA
Semmi
Semmi: Defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.


234Seth Gecko FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
Seth Gecko
Seth Gecko: Everybody be cool, or you'll be just as dead as these fucks!



235Seven of Nine & the Champion STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: VOYAGER
Seven of Nine & the Champion
Seven of Nine: I assure you, resistance is futile.
The Champion: So is all your talk.


236Shaw PERSON OF INTEREST 2011 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

PERSON OF INTEREST
Shaw
Shaw: You ever have a staring contest with a fish? No eyelids. Kind of pointless, right? Like you reaching for the scattergun.


237Sideshow Bob THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob: You erased my past. Now I'll erase your future.


238Simon Phoenix DEMOLITION MAN 1993 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DEMOLITION MAN
Simon Phoenix
Simon Phoenix: Say hello to my little friend!


239Sirella & Jadzia Dax STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Sirella & Jadzia Dax
Sirella: It is time for the Bre'Nan ritual.
Jadzia Dax: I'm busy.
Sirella: Busy acting like a Risian slut.


240Spider-Man SPIDER-MAN 3 2007 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SPIDER-MAN 3
Spider-Man
Spider-Man: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


241Starbuck BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 2004 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Starbuck
Starbuck: C'mon bitch!


242Stephen Hawking THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking: If you are looking for trouble, you found it.



243Steven Beck LEVIATHAN 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LEVIATHAN
Steven Beck
Steven Beck: I think if I hear you call me "Becky" one more time, Sixpack, I'm gonna pop your tops... all six of 'em.


244Storm X-MEN 2000 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

X-MEN
Storm
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.


245Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Stormfront
Stormfront: Aw, can't do your magic little hand thingy anymore? How come?


246Stormfront THE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BOYS
Stormfront
Stormfront: There you are, you slippery little bitch!



247Stuart Abernathy SMALL SOLDIERS 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

SMALL SOLDIERS
Stuart Abernathy
Stuart Abernathy: Put this is your pipe and smoke it!


248The Thing FANTASTIC FOUR 2005 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

FANTASTIC FOUR
The Thing
The Thing: That's it, Tinkerbell. You wanna fly? Then fly!


249Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WHAT IF...?
Thor
Thor: Here's a thought. Why don't you just buzz off?


250Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WHAT IF...?
Thor
Thor: Have at you!


251Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WHAT IF...?
Thor
Thor: Nobody messes with Vegas.


252Thor WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WHAT IF...?
Thor
Thor: Viva Las Vegas!


253Thor THE SANDMAN 1989 Comic BooksOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SANDMAN
Thor
Thor: If you do not open this fartsucking door, then my hammer Mjollnir with smash it into toothpicks! Hah! I am the mighty Thor!



254Thurgood HALF BAKED 1998 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

HALF BAKED
Thurgood
Thurgood: Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches! (cue fight scene music from Batman TV series).

 

255Tiger FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURE MAN
Tiger
Tiger: You want to dance? Let's Lindy hop!


256Tina Belcher BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

BOB'S BURGERS
Tina Belcher
Tina Belcher: Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.



257Todd Howard TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

TEEN WOLF TOO
Todd Howard
Todd Howard: Why don't you shut your mouth.


258Tolan UPGRADE 2018 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

UPGRADE
Tolan
Tolan: Son, if I were to hit you, you'd wake up in the past.



259Tom Mullen RANSOM 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

RANSOM
Tom Mullen
Tom Mullen: If I don't get my son back and I mean real soon, you better kill yourself! By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd never been born! I'll have your head on a fucking pike!


260Victor Creed X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
Victor Creed
Victor Creed: I despise my humanity as much as you cherish yours. And I will come for you without mercy.


261Wade Garrett ROADHOUSE 1989 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

ROADHOUSE
Wade Garrett
Wade Garrett: Damn, that hurts, doesn't it?



262The Watcher WHAT IF...? 2021 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

WHAT IF...?
The Watcher
The Watcher: You cannot compute the power of my will.


263Wendell Dukes & Evan THE BELKO EXPERIMENT 2016 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

THE BELKO EXPERIMENT
Wendell Dukes & Evan
Wendell Dukes: Who do you think you are?
Evan: Not much, man, but don't try me, I'm on fucking edge.


264Whistler & Chupa BLADE II 2002 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

BLADE II
Whistler & Chupa
Whistler: You better get you some sunscreen, buttercup.
Chupa: Listen shitkicker - you're about one cunt hair away from Hillbilly Heaven.
Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.

 
 

265White Abed COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

COMMUNITY
White Abed
White Abed: Let's go, Slumdog.


266Will LAND OF THE LOST 2009 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

LAND OF THE LOST
Will
Will: All right, little dude. Let's do this. Lock and load! Boo-ya! You want some of this? Eat, Chaka, eat!

 
 

267William Shatner & Leela FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURAMA
William Shatner & Leela
William Shatner: There's no right way to hit a woman.
Leela: Then do it the wrong way.
William Shatner: Fine.



268Wolverine DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
Wolverine
Wolverine: Let's fucking go.



269Worf STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Worf
Worf: I will apologize for this at a later time... You are in my seat! Bartender! Bloodwine! ...What is that smell? Is there a pile of rotting forshak in here? Or is it you? Stand when I talk to you! Or do you think it is funny?

 
 
 

270Worf STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT 1996 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT
Worf
Worf: Assimilate this.


271Worf STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE
Worf
Worf: You rule without wisdom and without honor.


272Yari CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM 2000 TV SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Yari
Yari: You know, before I came out today I think about I'm like the Steinbrenner. And I think, "What would Steinbrenner say right now?" He would say that when you put on this uniform with my name on it, there is no substitute for winning! No substitute! Or you hit the deck. So we're going to go out there, we're going to play this other team, quote unquote, Raleigh's clothing with their pussy mustard-yellow shit uniforms. We aren't just going to beat them, we will grab them and we will fuck their sisters in the cunt! Are you listening? Bring it in. Come on. Fuck these people!



273Zeus DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE 1995 FilmOtherQuotesQuotes

DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE
Zeus
Zeus: My name is Zeus, as in, "Father of Apollo", "Mount Olympus"? "Don't fuck with me, or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass" Zeus! You got a problem with that?



274Zoidberg FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

FUTURAMA
Zoidberg
Zoidberg: Deny my freedom, will you? Well we'll do to you what we did to the Squash Men of the Squash Planet! Squish them!




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